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Demolition Doofus
This episode is really...gruesome. And sick. One of the worst premises in this show's history. Mrs. Puff tries to KILL Spongebob. I'll start reviewing it now...
It starts with Spongebob telling Squidward that it's his driving test day,he arrives at the boating school,crashes the boat and then the boat explodes. That injures Mrs. Puff,and then she goes to the hospital. The doctor tells her that she ruptured her inflation sack and that she'll never puff again. Spongebob also visited her.
SpongeBob: Hm, from now on I guess we'll have to call you Mrs. Pop! (Laughs)
Mrs. Puff: [Growls and the images of SpongeBob in her eyes explode then leaps at SpongeBob holding holding his nose].
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! What are you doing!?
Mrs. Puff: This is all your fault!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry! Stop Mrs. Puff! [Laughs] That tickles!
Mrs. Puff: Why can't you just crash your way out of my life? Oh. Ohh.[Falls down].
That's...really creepy. It's not something you would see in SPONGEBOB. Did Mrs. Puff actually want to strangle him? Like I mention in my Slide Whistle Stooges review,making fun of death is not funny,unless you do it right. Like Squidward exploding ON A BICYCLE in Jellyfishing. And the Wile E. Coyote cartoons. Anyways,back to the episode. A few moments later,Spongebob visits Mrs. Puff again,gives her flowers,and gets her out of bed. Then they see a demolition derby in the hospital.
Dr. Forrest: Pretty gruesome huh? You gotta hand it to those guys! Risking their lives for our amusement!
Mrs. Puff: [thinking] Risking their lives for our amusement? [Has a thought bubble of SpongeBob getting crashed by four guys then dying. Still talking in thoughts] I could finally be rid of SpongeBob! [Spoken] Forever! Ha ha! And I mean that in the worst possible way! [Laughs evily].
SpongeBob: What's so funny?
Mrs. Puff: I just thought of a way that you could earn extra credit!
SpongeBob: Hooray!
Mrs. Puff: [Evil look] Yes hooray indeed!
That's really disturbing. The distrubingness(I don't even know if that's a real word.) doesn't stop here. Mrs. Puff visits a guy called Captain Lutefisk which runs a demolition derby. She makes Spongebob enter the derby. The derby begins. We see the contestants(including Spongebob),then the derby actually begins. The other guys try killing Spongebob,but that leads nowhere. Mrs. Puff is still cruel.
Captain Lutefisk: Ok drivers! Start yer engines! And let the destruction begin! [Waves flag].
[The Kruncher, Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and The Cackling Cruiser all drive off. Then The Kruncher then readies to crash into SpongeBob].
Mrs. Puff: I can't look! Wait, yes I can!
SpongeBob: [Notices the Kruncher driving at him] AHHHHHH!!!!!! [The Kruncher ends of driving into SpongeBob's mouth which causes him to stop in mid air].
Spongebob avoids another contestant by using simple driving instructions,like turning on the turn signals and adjusting mirrors,while Mrs. Puff keeps telling those guys to kill Spongebob once and for all.
Captain Lutefisk: Oh! Ooh! Le Squish turns it around with a rare face trend maneuver!
Mrs. Puff: [Cries].
SpongeBob: [Notices all of the drivers surround him] Mrs. Puff! What should I do?
Mrs. Puff: Why are you still alive?
SpongeBob: Put it in drive? Thanks Mrs. Puff, You're the best!
...
Mrs. Puff actually asked Spongebob why isn't he dead. Wow. This episode is...cruel. Mrs. Puff was a funny character,not a blood thirsty monster WHO WANTS TO KILL SOMEONE. I can't sympathize with Mrs. Puff here,even after everything Spongebob has done to her. Hating him is something else,but ACTUALLY WANTING TO MURDER HIM? And being HAPPY just thinking about his death? Terrible episode. Anyways,back to the episode...
Mrs. Puff gets tired of everyone else not killing Spongebob,and she decides to enter the demolition derby.
Mrs. Puff: If you want someone demolished, I guess you have to demolish them yourself! [Pushes down a random fish and appears in a giant monster boat wearing a helment and jump suit] Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'm The Huff! [Drives toward SpongeBob then at the crowd which she starts to drive away from the derby. She then notices the crowd on her windshield] You're blocking my view! [Turns on the windshield wipers and knocks the people off her windshield. Then she continues to pursue SpongeBob laughing evily as they drive back to her driving school. They start driving around the course] Hah hah hah! Huh? [She and SpongeBob drive right into the classroom destroying it in the process].
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! It's you! [Mrs. Puff then inflates] And you're all "puffy" again! Now everything's back to normal!
[The entire building then collaspes on them].
Mrs. Puff: Yes perfectly normal.
And then the episode ends.
In conclusion,this episode is absolutely sick. It's also one of the darkest episodes,but that doesn't neccesarily mean it's good.
Demolition Doofus
This episode is really...gruesome. And sick. One of the worst premises in this show's history. Mrs. Puff tries to KILL Spongebob. I'll start reviewing it now...
It starts with Spongebob telling Squidward that it's his driving test day,he arrives at the boating school,crashes the boat and then the boat explodes. That injures Mrs. Puff,and then she goes to the hospital. The doctor tells her that she ruptured her inflation sack and that she'll never puff again. Spongebob also visited her.
SpongeBob: Hm, from now on I guess we'll have to call you Mrs. Pop! (Laughs)
Mrs. Puff: [Growls and the images of SpongeBob in her eyes explode then leaps at SpongeBob holding holding his nose].
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! What are you doing!?
Mrs. Puff: This is all your fault!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry! Stop Mrs. Puff! [Laughs] That tickles!
Mrs. Puff: Why can't you just crash your way out of my life? Oh. Ohh.[Falls down].
That's...really creepy. It's not something you would see in SPONGEBOB. Did Mrs. Puff actually want to strangle him? Like I mention in my Slide Whistle Stooges review,making fun of death is not funny,unless you do it right. Like Squidward exploding ON A BICYCLE in Jellyfishing. And the Wile E. Coyote cartoons. Anyways,back to the episode. A few moments later,Spongebob visits Mrs. Puff again,gives her flowers,and gets her out of bed. Then they see a demolition derby in the hospital.
Dr. Forrest: Pretty gruesome huh? You gotta hand it to those guys! Risking their lives for our amusement!
Mrs. Puff: [thinking] Risking their lives for our amusement? [Has a thought bubble of SpongeBob getting crashed by four guys then dying. Still talking in thoughts] I could finally be rid of SpongeBob! [Spoken] Forever! Ha ha! And I mean that in the worst possible way! [Laughs evily].
SpongeBob: What's so funny?
Mrs. Puff: I just thought of a way that you could earn extra credit!
SpongeBob: Hooray!
Mrs. Puff: [Evil look] Yes hooray indeed!
That's really disturbing. The distrubingness(I don't even know if that's a real word.) doesn't stop here. Mrs. Puff visits a guy called Captain Lutefisk which runs a demolition derby. She makes Spongebob enter the derby. The derby begins. We see the contestants(including Spongebob),then the derby actually begins. The other guys try killing Spongebob,but that leads nowhere. Mrs. Puff is still cruel.
Captain Lutefisk: Ok drivers! Start yer engines! And let the destruction begin! [Waves flag].
[The Kruncher, Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and The Cackling Cruiser all drive off. Then The Kruncher then readies to crash into SpongeBob].
Mrs. Puff: I can't look! Wait, yes I can!
SpongeBob: [Notices the Kruncher driving at him] AHHHHHH!!!!!! [The Kruncher ends of driving into SpongeBob's mouth which causes him to stop in mid air].
Spongebob avoids another contestant by using simple driving instructions,like turning on the turn signals and adjusting mirrors,while Mrs. Puff keeps telling those guys to kill Spongebob once and for all.
Captain Lutefisk: Oh! Ooh! Le Squish turns it around with a rare face trend maneuver!
Mrs. Puff: [Cries].
SpongeBob: [Notices all of the drivers surround him] Mrs. Puff! What should I do?
Mrs. Puff: Why are you still alive?
SpongeBob: Put it in drive? Thanks Mrs. Puff, You're the best!
...
Mrs. Puff actually asked Spongebob why isn't he dead. Wow. This episode is...cruel. Mrs. Puff was a funny character,not a blood thirsty monster WHO WANTS TO KILL SOMEONE. I can't sympathize with Mrs. Puff here,even after everything Spongebob has done to her. Hating him is something else,but ACTUALLY WANTING TO MURDER HIM? And being HAPPY just thinking about his death? Terrible episode. Anyways,back to the episode...
Mrs. Puff gets tired of everyone else not killing Spongebob,and she decides to enter the demolition derby.
Mrs. Puff: If you want someone demolished, I guess you have to demolish them yourself! [Pushes down a random fish and appears in a giant monster boat wearing a helment and jump suit] Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'm The Huff! [Drives toward SpongeBob then at the crowd which she starts to drive away from the derby. She then notices the crowd on her windshield] You're blocking my view! [Turns on the windshield wipers and knocks the people off her windshield. Then she continues to pursue SpongeBob laughing evily as they drive back to her driving school. They start driving around the course] Hah hah hah! Huh? [She and SpongeBob drive right into the classroom destroying it in the process].
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! It's you! [Mrs. Puff then inflates] And you're all "puffy" again! Now everything's back to normal!
[The entire building then collaspes on them].
Mrs. Puff: Yes perfectly normal.
And then the episode ends.
In conclusion,this episode is absolutely sick. It's also one of the darkest episodes,but that doesn't neccesarily mean it's good.
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actually,i found someone who likes a pal for gary on the episode's topic in episode discussion.More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
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I think I know exactly who that person is but I'm not gonna give it away.goodmorning said:
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Todd Phillips. But he doesn't count. He's most likely mentally retarded.
actually,i wasn't talking about him...
i think his name was supmandude.
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i actually edited the post.More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
i wanted to see if the spoiler thingy worked.
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Opinions, opinions, opnions.Kerdem said:
I like that episode because It entertained me. Of coarse It's a bad episode and Mrs. Puff trying to kill SpongeBob made me anger too. If that episode didn't entertain me, I would put it on bottom 5, without a doubt.
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I Know,I Respect Your And The Other Likers Opinions For Tentacle Vision (Another One Which I Really Hated).Cause It Was Pretty Tolarerable But I Didn't Respect Likers Of Demolition Doofus Cause It Was Not Tolarable.It Was Sick Just Sick...SB_DW_Fan said:
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Of corase the episode is not tolerable but still I enjoyed watching the episode.Kerdem said:
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another entry.
8.
Yours,Mine and Mine
Remember my Boating Buddies review? Especially the moment where I said that Patrick is going to become one of the worst characters of the show,if not THE worst character on this show? And the fact that Patrick going to become EXTREMELY unlikeable,just like Spongebob and Krabs? This episode is the EPITOME of that. I'll just get straight to reviewing it
This episode starts with Patrick wanting a cute Kiddy Patty,then Spongebob convinces him to buy the Krabby Kiddy meal,but Patrick doesn't have any money. Spongebob pays for the Kiddy meal,saying that he and Patrick should share it. Patrick eats the patty. This is where Patrick starts to become really,REALLY annoying... Then Patrick gets mad because the Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy. Mr. Krabs then arrives,and makes a toy out of a Krabby Patty and some ingredients,like pickles.
SpongeBob: An officially "licensed" Krusty Krab toy? [smiles].
[Zooms in on Krusty Krab toy, then on SpongeBob. Then SpongeBob touches the Krusty Krab toy with his nose and the screen turns black except for SpongeBob and the Krusty Krab toy].
SpongeBob: [breathes deeply] My purpose in life is to have you as my toy. [rubs toy].
Mr.Krabs: Eww. [takes toy away from SpongeBob] Disgusting. Ahem. yep it's pretty special all right. And it can be yours for only...
[SpongeBob takes out crumpled up money. Mr Krabs's eyes are wide and zoom in on the money].
Mr.Krabs: Hey, good looking.
[SpongeBob gives Mr.Krabs's money and Mr.Krabs gives SpongeBob the toy. Mr. Krabs runs back to his office and hangs up "Do Not Disturb" sign].
SpongeBob: [Kisses Krabby Patty toy] I love you officially licensed Krabby Patty toy. Not too formal. Ah! I think I'll call you Patty Pal!
[Sponebob dances with Patty Pal].
Okay,that's...creepy. Then Patrick says that they're supposed to share the toy,since they also "shared" the Kiddy Patty. Spongebob agrees,and then Patrick takes Patty Pal. Patrick is a selfish idiot and tells Spongebob he can't see Patty Pal now because it's his turn. Night arrives,and Patrick STILL won't give Spnogebob the toy. Patrick promises that he'll give Spongebob the patty tomorrow.
Spongebob: [SpongeBob then walks out of his house and to Patrick's while singing about sharing. He then arrives and knocks on Patrick's rock. Muffled electronic music can be heard] Good Morning Patrick! [muffled music stops]
Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep!
SpongeBob: [Upset] Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
SpongeBob: You don't have any h-[Angry voice] come out Patrick! It's my turn!!
Patrick: [Sticks hand out] Got any ID?
SpongeBob: [Takes out ID] I have my milkshake dispenser operator license
[Patrick takes it and looks at it]
Patrick: Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
I hate post-movie Patrick SO MUCH sometimes...Like in this episode and The Card. And don't forget Pet Sitter Pat. Spongebob tricks Patrick into thinking he's leaving,Patrick gets out of his rock,and then Spongebob catches him. Patrick REFUSES to share the toy with Spongebob.
Patrick: You can't take it! It's not fair!! [SpongeBob tries to take it while trying to give Patrick a resonable offer]
SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every Half Hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Five minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: One minute?
Patrick: N-n-no!
SpongeBob: Okay then for our final offer we trade off every second!
Patrick: One.
SpongeBob: One.
Patrick: One.
[Then Patrick is running away from SpongeBob because Patrick won't share his toy.]
Did I also mention that this episode is BORING? Then they meet Sandy. Sandy tells them some unneccesary stuff,like needing a mediator and lack of communication. Then Spongebob and Patrick fight. Literally. Then Patrick is even more of a selfish idiot and EATS THE TOY. Because "if he can't have it,then nobody else can". Ugh... And then,we get the ENDING.
Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, settle down. All this brawling is over a toy? You two shouldn't let a little trinkle between youse two. You should be ashamed of yourselves. If I give you each of ya another toy, would that make you happy?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yes.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you're in luck! You two so thrilled with a toy. I'm have entire case e'made. I've been selling my hotcakes. That'll be $13.50 each.
Patrick: This time it's on me. [pulls SpongeBob's money out]
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's my money.
Patrick: Have you learned nothing about sharing?
...
I hate Patrick now...
In conclusion,Patrick is selfish and annoying,and the episode is boring,too. That's all I have to say about this horrible episode.
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Yours,Mine and Mine
Remember my Boating Buddies review? Especially the moment where I said that Patrick is going to become one of the worst characters of the show,if not THE worst character on this show? And the fact that Patrick going to become EXTREMELY unlikeable,just like Spongebob and Krabs? This episode is the EPITOME of that. I'll just get straight to reviewing it
This episode starts with Patrick wanting a cute Kiddy Patty,then Spongebob convinces him to buy the Krabby Kiddy meal,but Patrick doesn't have any money. Spongebob pays for the Kiddy meal,saying that he and Patrick should share it. Patrick eats the patty. This is where Patrick starts to become really,REALLY annoying... Then Patrick gets mad because the Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy. Mr. Krabs then arrives,and makes a toy out of a Krabby Patty and some ingredients,like pickles.
SpongeBob: An officially "licensed" Krusty Krab toy? [smiles].
[Zooms in on Krusty Krab toy, then on SpongeBob. Then SpongeBob touches the Krusty Krab toy with his nose and the screen turns black except for SpongeBob and the Krusty Krab toy].
SpongeBob: [breathes deeply] My purpose in life is to have you as my toy. [rubs toy].
Mr.Krabs: Eww. [takes toy away from SpongeBob] Disgusting. Ahem. yep it's pretty special all right. And it can be yours for only...
[SpongeBob takes out crumpled up money. Mr Krabs's eyes are wide and zoom in on the money].
Mr.Krabs: Hey, good looking.
[SpongeBob gives Mr.Krabs's money and Mr.Krabs gives SpongeBob the toy. Mr. Krabs runs back to his office and hangs up "Do Not Disturb" sign].
SpongeBob: [Kisses Krabby Patty toy] I love you officially licensed Krabby Patty toy. Not too formal. Ah! I think I'll call you Patty Pal!
[Sponebob dances with Patty Pal].
Okay,that's...creepy. Then Patrick says that they're supposed to share the toy,since they also "shared" the Kiddy Patty. Spongebob agrees,and then Patrick takes Patty Pal. Patrick is a selfish idiot and tells Spongebob he can't see Patty Pal now because it's his turn. Night arrives,and Patrick STILL won't give Spnogebob the toy. Patrick promises that he'll give Spongebob the patty tomorrow.
Spongebob: [SpongeBob then walks out of his house and to Patrick's while singing about sharing. He then arrives and knocks on Patrick's rock. Muffled electronic music can be heard] Good Morning Patrick! [muffled music stops]
Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep!
SpongeBob: [Upset] Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
SpongeBob: You don't have any h-[Angry voice] come out Patrick! It's my turn!!
Patrick: [Sticks hand out] Got any ID?
SpongeBob: [Takes out ID] I have my milkshake dispenser operator license
[Patrick takes it and looks at it]
Patrick: Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
I hate post-movie Patrick SO MUCH sometimes...Like in this episode and The Card. And don't forget Pet Sitter Pat. Spongebob tricks Patrick into thinking he's leaving,Patrick gets out of his rock,and then Spongebob catches him. Patrick REFUSES to share the toy with Spongebob.
Patrick: You can't take it! It's not fair!! [SpongeBob tries to take it while trying to give Patrick a resonable offer]
SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every Half Hour?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: Five minutes?
Patrick: Mm-mm!
SpongeBob: One minute?
Patrick: N-n-no!
SpongeBob: Okay then for our final offer we trade off every second!
Patrick: One.
SpongeBob: One.
Patrick: One.
[Then Patrick is running away from SpongeBob because Patrick won't share his toy.]
Did I also mention that this episode is BORING? Then they meet Sandy. Sandy tells them some unneccesary stuff,like needing a mediator and lack of communication. Then Spongebob and Patrick fight. Literally. Then Patrick is even more of a selfish idiot and EATS THE TOY. Because "if he can't have it,then nobody else can". Ugh... And then,we get the ENDING.
Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, settle down. All this brawling is over a toy? You two shouldn't let a little trinkle between youse two. You should be ashamed of yourselves. If I give you each of ya another toy, would that make you happy?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yes.
Mr. Krabs: Well, you're in luck! You two so thrilled with a toy. I'm have entire case e'made. I've been selling my hotcakes. That'll be $13.50 each.
Patrick: This time it's on me. [pulls SpongeBob's money out]
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's my money.
Patrick: Have you learned nothing about sharing?
...
I hate Patrick now...
In conclusion,Patrick is selfish and annoying,and the episode is boring,too. That's all I have to say about this horrible episode.
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Yeah, that episode is bad.
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