goodmorning's Top 30 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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Pet Sitter Pat is quite bad.
 
sorry AGAIN for the giant pic... this one is bigger than the all that glitters one,though.

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Squid Baby

This episode is...horrible. And disturbing. And unfunny. I can't really explain how bad this episode is,so I'll get straight to reviewing it.

It begins with Squidward taking a bath until he hears Spongebob and Patrick...playing with baby toys. Actually,that's the main problem with this episode. It tries too hard to be funny.

Patrick: How do like that, baby?
SpongeBob: [laughs] Oh Yeah. Well, how about this, baby? [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]
Squidward: Question. Are you 2 acting more infantile than normal?
SpongeBob: Aw huh. I found a box of my old baby toys in the attic, and we're playing with them. [Squidward pulls down blinds] Hey! I found my old teddy walrus! This really brings me back. [hugs teddy walrus]
Patrick: [sucks on pacifier] Yeah. I feel baby-ish. Look at me I'm a baby. [sucks on thumb]
SpongeBob: Babies don't talk like that Patrick. They talk like... [SpongeBob and Patrick make baby sounds. SpongeBob plays xylophone. Patrick plays with ring toss. SpongeBob plays with mallet and whistle. Patrick still plays with ring toss. SpongeBob and Patrick are both playing with baby toys. Squidward gets angry and walks out of his house naked]

Squidward gets mad after seeing that,so he goes outside and scolds them. Then,he trips on a toy boat. His head swells up,and then Spongebob and Patrick take him to the doctor.

SpongeBob: What's the prognosis doctor?
Dr. Forrest: Your friend has a condition known by the medical term Head-go-boom-boom-itis.

HEAD-GO-BOOM-BOOM-ITIS!?!?!??! Are these writers SERIOUS?!?! Notice that Spongebob asked the doctor "what's the prognosis". I'm pretty sure they meant "diagnosis",but NOOOO,the episode is "FUNNIER" that way! Prognosis means,and I quote from Wikipedia,"a medical term for predicting the likely outcome of one's current standing." Not the fact that the patient has "HEAD-GO-BOOM-BOOM-ITIS"!!

Then,we get some creepy scenes.

Patrick: Hey little Squidward. Ready to have some fun. [throws Squidward up to ceiling]
SpongeBob: Ok Squidie din din is ready. Where is our little miracle? [shows Squidward stuck in ceiling] Patrick how could you! [climbs up Patrick and pulls Squidward out of ceiling] There! My little darling. Were supposed to protect his head remember. [crashes top of high chair to Squidward's face] Ok Squidie I made your favorite. Grilled Tar Tar with a algae thin of bread. [puts food on Squidward's high chair] Here it comes, open wide. [Squidward rejects food] Come on liitle buddy you got to grow up to be big and crankie like the airplane in the hanger. [forces Squidward to eat] See Patrick you sometimes you have to out-think the baby. [Squidward spits food at SpongeBob and throws plate] You know Patrick maybe...
Patrick: [licks food off SpongeBob] Thanks for sharing baby
SpongeBob: Ok. Time to lighten things up. Do you like games,Squidie?
Patrick: Games? Games are our middle name.
[SpongeBob and Patrick play kelpy cake. Squidward claps]
SpongeBob: You like that Squidie?
Patrick: He does. [SpongeBob and Patrick try to get Squidward to play Kelpy Cake. Squidward slaps SpongeBob and Patrick and throws SpongeBob and Patrick up]
SpongeBob: This game's kinda dangerous [Squidward crawls out door]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward! [truck goes towards Squidward and truck driver falls asleep] Squidie. No!
Patrick: Don't worry. I got this. [lifts pavement and truck flies away. he then sets down pavement, fanfare plays]
SpongeBob: Horray. Huh. Squidward! [Patrick lifts pavement] Squidie are you ok? [grabs Squidward. Patrick sets down pavement] We need to do a better job of protecting him. [truck crashes into Squidward's house. SpongeBob and Patrick put Squidward in a cage. Squidward cries]
SpongeBob: There, there now nothing to cry about [puts Squidward out of cage and tries to calm Squidward down]

So we get treated to a few minutes of the writers thinking head trauma is funny. AND WHY DID THEY LOCK HIM UP IN A CAGE?!?! Then Spongebob and Squidward go to the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, Squidward, enough duff-dragging! Get to your stations, pronto!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Squidward is in no condition to perform his Krusty duties. [turns around to show Mr. Krabs that Squidward is a baby. Squidward makes baby noises] Poor guy has the mind of an infant.
Mr. Krabs: I don't care if you're a seaweed-for-brains. He needs to be behind that register. We've got customers out there just begging to hand me their money. [shows customers outside begging to come in with their money].
SpongeBob: But...
Mr. Krabs: No buts! Get to work, you two!

Remember the episode Suds? Where Mr. Krabs sent Spongebob home because he was sick? Now Squidward has head trauma AND MR. KRABS DOESN'T EVEN CARE?!?! Then we get some more filler of the writers thinking head trauma is funny... We also get some more lame jokes.

SpongeBob: [peeks his head out the kitchen window] Squidward! That's not for eating! [takes a napkin and polishes Billy's hand] There we go. Good as newww! [Squidward sucks on Billy's head] That's not for eating either! [takes Squidward off Billy's head] Sorry, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Hop to it, lads. We haven't even taken our first order!
SpongeBob: Aye-aye, Mr. Krabs. [hands Squidward a pencil and pad of paper] You know what to do. [Squidward grabs the pencil and paper and laughs, throwing the papers into the kitchen] Thanks, Squiddy. I can also count on yaa... [notices that Squidward doodled on the pieces of paper] Will this be for here or to goo? [peeks out the kitchen window, where Squidward is laughing and tossing the papers around] You really need to work on your penmanship, Squiddy. [Squidward laughs and doodles on Nat's face]
Nat: My face! My face! Also my leg. But mostly my face!

Fun fact:Nat isn't the "my leg" guy. Then Squidward poops in his diaper. Then the episode gets DISGUSTING!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, watch his head!
Mr. Krabs: Watch his head? Why don't you watch his diaper? [SpongeBob notices Squidward's stinky diaper] And get it changed!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! Yes, sir! [goes to a table to change the diaper, where customers are eating] Oh.
Fred: We're eating here!
SpongeBob: Sorry! [tries to change Squidward on the floor]
Customer: Hey, I'm trying to walk here!
SpongeBob: Sorry! [tries to change Squidward near the condiments]
Suzy Fish: (Suzy Fish notices the dirty diaper and is disgusted.)Hey, I was gonna get ketchup there!
SpongeBob: Sorry! [takes Squidward to the cash register to change him] Ok, Squiddy! Hold still! And, oh, boy!
Mr. Krabs: Are you out of your ever-living mind?! We can't change that baby out here in front of the customers! Take him in back where the food is prepared. [customers get disgusted and leave] Oh, that's it! Get that poopy baby out of me restaurant!

Squidward hits the ice machine,ice falls on Squidward's head,Spongebob still didn't change Squidward's diaper and then the episode ends.

In conclusion,this episode has so much forced humor,it comes off as stupid and disgusting rather than funny.

#12 is from season 6.
 
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Slide Whistle Stooges

I honestly think that The Splinter/Slide Whistle Stooges is the worst Spongebob pairing now. I'll admit,I actually liked the slide whistles at first,but they start to get annoying pretty quickly. Anyways,I'll start reviewing the episode.

It starts with Squidward trying to do his usual morning routine,but he keeps hearing slide whistles. Then he finds Spongebob and Patrick under his doormat,playing with slide whistles.

Squidward: Alright you two! [SpongeBob and Patrick are seen as lumps under Squidward's front mat. He stomps on the lumps] What is the meaning of this?!
[Squidward lifts up the mat]
SpongeBob: What is the meaning of this?! [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. They stand up with the slide whistle effect] We're slide whistling!
Squidward: Don't you mean, "Playing the slide whistle?"
SpongeBob: Squidward, slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument! It's a way of life! Let's show him Patrick.
[Squidward's door opens with the slide whistling effect. SpongeBob and Patrick run inside]
Squidward: Hey! Get out of here! Huh? [Squidward looks around and doesn't see them. SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing]
Squidward: Alright you two morons! Show yourselves!
[They slide out from the dining room light with the slide whistle effect]
SpongeBob: You see Squidward! Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.
Squidward: I don't need zest! I need you out of my lampshade! [Squidward jumps onto the table to get them out but they're not there. SpongeBob appears with the slide whistle effect behind a plant]
Squidward: Get out of there!!!

After that,they KEEP ANNOYING SQUIDWARD WITH SLIDE WHISTLES,even though Squidward told him that he wants them to stop. Spongebob and Patrick exit Squid's house,Squidward resumes his usual morning routine,but then he heard slide whistles again.

Squidward: [getting angry, about to explode] I gotta get out of here!!!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing when Squidward walks through the door, shattering it]
SpongeBob: Look Patrick! Squidward is finally playing along.
[SpongeBob and Patrick follow Squidward while he is running away from them. They, of course, have their slide whistles]
Squidward: Go away!!! Can't you idiots take a hint?! [Squidward keeps running. Squidward runs into Goo Lagoon with SpongeBob and Patrick following him.. SpongeBob and Patrick are shown as mermen underwater, SpongeBob and Patrick have their slide whistles and are playing along with Squidward's movements.. Squidward swims into a cave and starts running. He breaks through the back of the cave and stops to catch his breath]
Squidward: I think I lost 'em. [SpongeBob and Patrick are there whistling every time Squidward takes a breath.. Squidward takes SpongeBob's slide whistle]

Squidward has had enough of Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity,so he decides to give them a taste of their own medicine by playing the slide whistle. And then,the episode gets worse.

SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward! You have got quite an ear for music!
Squidward: [yelling] Don't you... I do?
SpongeBob: Yes my friend. You got... the goods!
Squidward: Well, uh...ha... that is true...
SpongeBob: Come, play some more maestro. Me and Patrick want to sing to your saweeet tunes!
Squidward: Well... If you insist...
SpongeBob: Oh! We insist!
Squidward: Okay!!!

Then the episode resumes the boring and annoying slide whistle scenes,but this time Spongebob,Patrick AND Squidward annoy everyone in Bikini Bottom with slide whistles. It's still boring and stupid. After that,the town forms an angry mob.

Fish: She's not lying. [angry mob appears with torches and pitchforks] She speaks the truth. Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city, Frank.
Frank: But who would do such a thing?
Fish: Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!
Frank: What?
Fish: Yes, we must capture him. He must pay for his wrong doings!
Angry Mob: He's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest! He's going down!

Are you serious? SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK STARTED IT! And why are they going to kill them just because he was having fun with slide whistles? They should punish him somehow,BUT NOT KILL HIM! Anyways,the episode continues with Squidward trying to escape the angry mob.

[Squidward slide whistles by]
Another Fish: Come on, let's get him!
[Angry mob runs after Squidward]
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this a little too far?
Patrick: He's only a block away. [crowd yelling. Policemen see the angry mob]
Police officer: What do you make of it, Sarg?
Sergeant: It looks like a full scale riot. I'm calling for backup. [On his radio] Get me the K-9 unit!
[The riot looks up and sees Squidward on top of a building with the slide whistle. crowd yelling. Squidward laughs. all talking at once. The cops show up and then the K-9 unit]
Squidward: Would you like some more?! [Squidward makes a high-pitched noise on the slide whistle]
K-9 Handler: [The worms begin turning rabid] Wait! Wait, you stupid worms! [The worms start to attack him] Ahhhhh!!! I was supposed to retire this week!!!

Then Squidward gets in a truck pulling a gas tanker. He startles the driver by playing the slide whistle at everything he does (like shifting gears and drinking coffee). The driver,for some reason,jumps out of the truck,leaving Squidward in the driver's seat. He drives through the Chum Bucket and the Krusty Krab,and then he falls off a cliff.

Squidward: [headed toward a ramp and through a ring of fire] I've never felt so alive! [Clears the jump] I don't wanna stop!
[SpongeBob and Patrick pull up in a car]
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you sure you don't wanna stop?
Squidward: What are you talking about nitwit?!
SpongeBob: Up ahead!!!
Squidward: What up ahead?! [Squidward sees a cliff.. As he goes over the edge, he plays the slide whistle from high to low.. The tanker crashes.. Pause. Everyone but SpongeBob and Patrick cheer happily about Squidward's death.. SpongeBob and Patrick play a funeral march on the slide whistle.. Scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom Hospital]

THEY CHEER HAPPILY ABOUT SQUIDWARD'S DEATH?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Is this supposed to be FUNNY? How exactly is Squidward dying hilarious? So Squidward goes to the hospital. The doctor leaves the slide whistle is Squidward's throat because they don't have the technology to remove it yet.

Doctor Gill Gilliam: Your friend is very lucky. If it wasn't for that slide whistle getting lodged in his throat, the rescue team might have never found him. [The slide whistle starts going crazy in Squidward’s throat]
Doctor Gill Gilliam: His yelling, or whistling I should say, under all that rubble saved his life.
SpongeBob: Doctor, why did you leave the whistle in his throat?
Doctor Gill Gilliam: Unfortunately, we don't have the technology to remove it yet. But on the bright side, he can still communicate with us.
[The slide whistle starts going crazy again. Squidward is actually moving the slide whistle in a fit of anger, attempting to scream at SpongeBob and Patrick]
SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, listen to you! You're getting better already! Here we'll help. [SpongeBob and Patrick raise their slide whistles.. SpongeBob and Patrick go around the hospital playing the slide whistle to CPR, a guy on a ventilator, and Gill Gilliam stitching Nat up]

So they're making fun of the sick and dying? Why does this episode EVEN EXIST? (or better yet,why do any of the episodes in my bottom 30 even exist?)

In conclusion,this episode is annoying,stupid and insulting. How is making fun of death supposed to be funny?

#11 is from season 7.
 
I hate Slide Whistle Stooges. It's just as annoying as the Splinter is disgusting.


I think you should shorten the reviews by taking out some transcript I don't have time for this.
 
new entry.

i tried adding less transcript this time.

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Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy

Yet another annoyingly insulting episode. Oh boy. It's so mean-spirited,but that's not the only problem. Actually,that's the main problem,but still not the only one.

Anyways,it begins with Plankton trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula by dressing up as a sesame seed,but then Sandy takes that particular Krabby Patty. She takes it to her treedome,and then she takes a bath. She...takes her fur off. So she can take her fur off at any time? That's actually kinda disturbing.

[Water splashes onto Plankton, reviving him]
Plankton: What's going on? Where am I?
Sandy: ...A-doop-doop-doo, a-doop-doop-doo, scrub scrub scrub in the tub tub tub...
[Plankton looks at Sandy, who is facing away from him]
Plankton: What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?!
[Sandy, unaware, turns around]
Sandy: Mm-mmm! Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel like a new woman!
[Sandy turns away again]
Plankton: Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur?
[Plankton sees the fur hanging on its hook]
Plankton: Wow! Wait a minute, that's it! I think I found out how to get the Krabby Patty formula once and for all!

This episode is going in a bad direction now... Plankton takes Sandy's fur to the Chum Bucket,shows it to Karen,and says that he's going to use it(somehow) to get the secret Krabby Patty formula.

[Sandy walks over to the hook and notices her pelt is gone]
Sandy: [surprised] What in tarnation?!
[Sandy quickly heads for the door]
Sandy: [worried] Maybe I left it outside...
[Sandy tries to open door]
Sandy: [scared] I'm locked in!
[Sandy kicks the door down and steps out, furious. She rips the towel off her body]
Sandy: [angry] Some low-life varmint stole my things and broke into my home! MY HOME! I'm gonna get that son of a guitar stringer!

Plankton uses the Sandy Robot(which he made out of her fur),gets out of the Chum Bucket,and bumps into Larry.

Larry: Sandy? You don't look so good. Hey, you gotta stop eating at the Chum Bucket. That stuff will rot your insides.
Plankton/Sandy Robot: Lies! LIES! The Chum Bucket will always be my favorite restaurant!
[Larry bends in close to Sandy]
Larry: Sandy, you don't sound like yourself.
[Plankton closes the pelt's mouth, hiding him from view]
Plankton: [in a fake Texan accent] No, Sandy is herself. No reason to be sus-pic-ious in any way, y'all.
[Sandy Robot begins to walk away]
Larry: Well, as long as there's no reason to be suspicious.

REALLY? The disguise is 100% OBVIOUS! Even more obvious than the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy costumes from Shuffleboarding! And that's saying A LOT.

Plankton,obviously using the obvious Sandy Robot,walks into the Krusty Krab. (S)he then talk to Spongebob.

SpongeBob: Sandy! You're back!
Plankton/Sandy Robot: Yep, that Krabby Patty was so darn good I gotta see how y'all make one!
SpongeBob: Say, Sandy. You look...different.
Plankton: Uh, what are y-y'all talkin' about, SpongeBob? It's your old pal, in the livin' fur.
SpongeBob: Yeah, but something about you is different...I just can't put my finger on it.
Plankton: [to himself] Please don't put your finger on it.
SpongeBob: I got it! You're not wearing your spacesuit and helmet!
Plankton/Sandy Robot: Uhhh...yeah. That's...uh...cause...uh...I just breathe underwater now, it's as simple as that.

WHAT?!? Squirrels CAN'T breathe underwater. HOW STUPID IS SPONGEBOB? She can't just simply "breathe underwater now".

We get some stupid filler of Plankton trying to get the formula. This is starting to become a lame rip-off of Imitation Krabs(which is a good episode.).

Then we cut to Sandy,looking at the town. She asks someone where her fur is,and then we get the worst part of the episode.

Sandy: You! You seen anybody in these parts haulin' a fur pelt?
[Harold looks at Sandy's pink, hairless, scantily clad body and laughs]
Harold: Look! A naked chipmunk!
[More fish gather around Sandy and laugh]
Sandy: Chipmunk?! What is so funny about havin' my fur stolen?
Random Fish: Aren't you ashamed of having your pink rat flesh exposed?
Everyone: YEAH!
Sandy: [to herself] With this much attention, that no-good fur thief will see me comin' a mile away. I best find somethin' to cover my hind end.
[Sandy darts into an alley and hides behind some garbage cans. She notices a seaweed bush and rips some seaweed off. She makes the seaweed into a "grass skirt," which she puts on]
Sandy: Time to go catch me some scum!

WHAT??! I honestly agree with Sandy,what's so funny about having her fur stolen? Ugh,I hate the Bikini Bottomites... Believe it or not,they can get WORSE,but I'll talk about that episode later.

We cut back to the Krusty Krab,to see some more boring Plankton/Spongebob scenes... Spongebob dries seaweed,talks about it,and Plankton tries to literally get the formula,since Krabs left it on a counter in the kitchen. Then we get another mean-spirited scene.

[Across town, Sandy is warming her body by a vent, looking around for the thief who took her pelt]
Sandy: That dastardly rustler's got to be somewhere in these parts.
[Sandy's seaweed skirt overheats and shatters. Sandy covers herself with her hands, some police point and laugh]
Police: Hey look, a hairless goat!
[Sandy, embarassed and humiliated, flees. She runs behind a park bench and a surfboard, covering her panties. Bikini Bottomites point and laugh, and a reporter takes a picture.]

Ugh...why is this episode so mean-spirited? What did Sandy ever do to the writers? I mean,seriously. She has barely been in any episodes since season 5. Cutting back to the Krusty Krab,we get an annoying scene.

SpongeBob: Steady, steady...Nice. Oh, you're off-center by 3.6 millimeters. Mmmph, try it again, Sandy.
Plankton: [To himself] Aaugh! This is getting so tedious!
Plankton/Sandy Robot: Maybe you should demonstrate a few more times so I can get the hang of it.
SpongeBob: Or, we could address your problem areas directly. Are you struggling with the final wrist flick? Or is your difficulty with the initial transfer move?
Plankton: Gaaah!

Spongebob is also annoying in those boring filler scenes,did I mention that? ANOTHER MEAN SPIRITED SCENE.

[Sandy steps out of the bushes. A random fish gasps and turns her baby's stroller away from Sandy]
Random Fish: A nudist ferret!
[Another fish pushes her kids away]
Fish: Get in the car, kids!
Sandy: It's not my fault!
[An angry crown pelts Sandy with juice boxes. She dives back into the bushes and notices an open manhole]
Sandy: I better go underground.
[Sandy jumps into the manhole and hides in the sewer, feeling miserable]

Then we get one of the most annoying scenes in Spongebob history.

[Back at the Krusty Krab, Sandy robot tries to put the bun on again]
SpongeBob: Oh, still off by that much. Try it again. [Plankton groans, but tries again] Ooh, try again [Plankton tries again] Mmm, try again. [Plankton tries again] Oh, try again. [Plankton tries again] Oh, try again.
[Plankton tries again]
SpongeBob: Eh, try again.

Sandy arrives into the Krusty Krab(after going through a hole in the floor),notices the Sandy robot,Plankton hops out of the robot,Sandy punches and kicks the robot,and then she takes the fur back. Then,we get a HORRIBLE ending for a HORRIBLE episode.

Police: We'll take that sicko off your hands.
Sandy: Cops! Thank goodness you've come. [Sandy holds up the jar of mustard] Take this sicko away!
Police: Actually, we're referring to you, ma'am. Public nudity is against the law in this county. [The police handcuff Sandy] But don't fret. You'll look just fine in prison orange.
[Sandy looks at her body and sighs]

SHE WASN'T FULLY NAKED! She was actually HALF naked. She still had her bra and panties on... But NOOOO,the episode still has to be mean-spirited!

In conclusion,this episode is stupid,insulting,annoying,and straight down HORRENDOUS.

I can't even imagine what atrocities await me in the BOTTOM 10.

#10 is from season 6. (this is also the last hint
 
WORST EPISODE EVER!!! Except maybe A Pal for Gary.
 
here we go,the bottom 10. the 10 worst spongebob episodes i have ever seen in my entire life.

sorry for the rather short entry.

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Choir Boys

Starting my bottom 10 with a horrible,horrible Squidward torture. Why do the writers torture Squidward so much? It's not funny. This episode is a perfect example of that.

It starts off with Squidward singing in the bathroom. Then he exits the bathroom.

Squidward: FI-GA-RO!! [He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper]
Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.

...what. Is this episode trying to tell me Squidward is CONSTIPATED? Wow. Then the episode reveals something USEFUL TO THE PLOT,which is the fact that Squidward wants to join the Bikini Bottom Men's Choir. Then he sees Spongebob sad. Spongebob then tells him Patrick is away at a family reunion,then asks Squidward where is he going. Then he asks him if he can come with him.

SpongeBob: Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
Squidward: None of your business!
SpongeBob: Can I come?
Squidward: And No You Can't
SpongeBob: Are you going to a fancy store?
Squidward: No
SpongeBob: A fancy party?
Squidward: No
SpongeBob: A hot fancy pants date?
Squidward: NO
SpongeBob: Can I Come? [x12]
Squidward: No! [x11] Does that answer your questions?

When am I going to find an episode without filler on this list? Squidward finally tells him that he's going to the choir,and then he leaves Spongebob alone. Squidward sings a little song while riding his bicycle,Spongebob tries singing along,but Squidward doesn't care. Spongebob thinks Squid didn't notice him,and then he does THIS.

SpongeBob: [Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel] This giant pothole outta get his attention.
Squidward: Fi-Ga-! [Hits Pothole] Ahhh! [Flies into Jellyfish Fields] I think I hit the wrong note back there [Jellyfish approach] What the...?!
Sponegbob: What a lucky break!
SpongeBob: Now I have a captive audience! [Clears Throat]
Squidward: [Zap] Ahhhh!
SpongeBob: Laaaaa [Squidward is Zapped] Mimimimimi [Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat] Looo!
Squidward: AHHH!
SpongeBob: Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!

So Spongebob does all of this on PURPOSE? Unlike in Pineapple Fever or Good Neighbors where he did all that stuff because he was an idiot. Oh,and he's also stupid. He DOES do all this on purpose,but he's also an idiot. Anyways,the rest of the episode is boring... Spongebob dresses up as a cop and "fines" Squidward,then Squidward FINALLY arrives at the choir. Then he clears his throat and sprays his throat for,I'm not joking,35 SECONDS!! Not to mention,the sounds he makes are completely annoying. Then Spongebob comes into the building,making EAR-BLEEDING SINGING SOUNDS. Well,at least this time it's for 25 seconds. So an ENTIRE MINUTE of the episode is spent on ear-bleeding sounds. The choir cheers,and then they ask Spongebob if he wants to join the choir,filler,Spongebob accepts,but only if Squidward joins the choir too. The next day,the choir has a concert,and Squidward has to TURN MUSIC SHEET PAGES. Ugh...

In conclusion,this episode is mostly spent on filler,annoying scenes or cringe-inducing sounds.
 
Choir Boys is one I'm not too sure about. Definitely bad, though.
 
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