goodmorning's Top 30 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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sorry for the giant pic.

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All That Glitters

Ugh,this episode is so annoying and so stupid... It's actually one of the most hated episodes ever. And it's also infamous. FOR A GOOD REASON.

Let's talk about the episode now. It starts with Spongebob having to make a monster Krabby Patty. Then his spatula breaks. And SPONGEBOB GOES CRYING EVERYWHERE! FOR ABOUT ONE MINUTE! By the way,I found this on the Spongebob Wiki.

When SpongeBob wails over his spatula breaking, he cries to:

Squidward
Mr. Krabs
Two customers (Tina Fran and another fish)
Someone in the bathroom stall
Police officers
A woman, and her baby in a stroller who cries along
Himself in the mirror
A psychiatrist while on a couch
Himself, soon joined by Patrick who also cries along

Wow. That is actually one of the most annoying scenes in the history of this show...

Back to the episode. After that annoying scenes,Spongebob decides to go see "Spat" at the hospital,since he can't go back to work without him. And then the episode starts getting mean-spirited.

Doctor: Theres no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula.
[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry then turns back around]
Doctor: Go home. Get some rest. Well try to do everything we can.
SpongeBob: Thank you, Doctor.
Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. [gives a sigh of relief]

THEN WHAT IS HE DOING AT THE HOSPITAL? Anyways,he sees a brand new and modern spatula called "Le Spatula". He decides that he wants the spatula. Then we get some filler.

SpongeBob: I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? [takes out a bunch of money]
Employee: Umm... [takes out a calculator and punches in many numbers] ...no.
[Scene switches to SpongeBob's house, next to a shelf of piggy banks]
SpongeBob: [breaks a piggy bank with a hammer] How about now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [breaks another piggy bank] Now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [breaks another piggy bank] Now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [breaks another piggy bank] Now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [breaks another piggy bank] Now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it] Now?
Employee: No.
SpongeBob: [sells his house] That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?
Employee: Everything, huh? [Looks at SpongeBob's clothes] Nice outfit!

Then he goes naked to work. He shows Le Spatula to Krabs and Squidward,some more filler,then a customer asks for a Krabby Patty. Le Spatula refuses to touch the spatula,and then we get one of the most mean-spirited scenes in the show.

Le Spatula: I would not dare touch such slop as,how do you say,Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!
SpongeBob: But, but, I thought we were friends.
Le Spatula: Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. [jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor] Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! [runs out laughing]
SpongeBob: Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. [Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]
Le Spatula: What's this for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. [spits and runs out]

Wow,French stereotypes? No wonder this episode is so infamous. Spongebob then goes to the hospital,then we get a cheesy,stupid and annoying scene.

Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. [scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Spatula!! [runs into the infirmary] Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! [Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob] Spatula, what's wrong? [spatula shakes its head] But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done? [begins crying and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]
SpongeBob #2: [in a monotone voice] : All that glitters is not gold. [as SpongeBob is still crying, spatula wheels itself away]

Thanks,Spongebob! I had absolutely no idea that this episode had that moral! By the way,did I mention Spongebob cries A LOT in this episode? That's why it's so annoying. Anyways,Spat comes back,they try to flip the monster Krabby Patty,Spongebob's arms fall off,and the episode ends.

In conclusion,this episode is so stupid,annoying,uninteresting and mean-spirited,it's absolutely horrendous. Spongebob cries for a quarter of the entire episode! The second quarter is filler,the third one is mean-spirited scenes,and the fourth one is BORING.

#17 is from season 5.(this one should be easy)
 
I Hate All That Glitters So Much Next One Is Probably To Love a Patty.
 
another entry. hooray.

again,sorry for the giant pic.

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To Love a Patty

Another disgusting episode... Despite being disgusting,this episode also manages to be disturbing and forced. WHY would Spongebob fall in love with a Krabby Patty? Seriously?

Anyways,this episode starts with Spongebob making Krabby Patties,until he sees a patty with ingredients shaped like a woman's face.

Such perfection from your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks right down to your mustard smile. May I call you-- Patty?

Ugh... He gives Squidward 5 patties,then Squidward finds out about that other patty. He decides to take it,but then Spongebob saves it. He gives another patty to that guy,and then we get a lame joke.

SpongeBob: [gives a Krabby Patty to Muscular Guy #1] Enjoy, sir.
Muscular Guy #1: Can I eat this one? [lifts the top bun up off to reveal a shoe in the Patty] Hey, how'd they know? I loved grilled shoe. [cut to SpongeBob's house where Patty is cooking on the grill]

...wow. He takes the Krabby Patty home,and then the episode actually starts getting creepy.

SpongeBob: What's cooking there, Patty? Oh, are you kidding? I love crepes. Oh, Patty, when we're together, I feel like we're in our own little world like, like-- nothing can hurt us.

Then Patrick rings the doorbell. He wants to play with Spongebob,but Spongebob refuses because HE WANTS TO TAKE THE HAMBURGER TO JELLYFISH FIELDS. Then Sandy comes to Spongebob's house,and reminds him about the fact that he promised to go karate chopping with her. Spongebob refuses(again.)

Sandy: Well, that makes as much sense as a snake with no slither. Patties are put in the water for eating, SpongeBob. Not for bebopping all over Timbuktu.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Then Spongebob does THIS.

SpongeBob: ?Oh, baby. They may call me a fool. But I can't help our gravitational pull. When I stuff you with cotton candy, it reminds me you're so sweet. When we go riding, it's dandy. The way you hang onto that seat. Ba-ay-ay-by.? [they feed the scallops some bread] ?When I'm with you, Our love is stronger than glue. Oh, baby! There isn't anything. There's nothing in the world, I wouldn't do for you--? [SpongeBob sees Patty gone and is being surrounded by scallops] Hey, let go of her, you Patty-eaters! No! Get away! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [he is using karate to break the scallops] Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Yah! Yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hiiiiyah!!! Patty, you okay, sweetums? ?I'm so-- sorry! I'll never let you out of my sight again. And I'll always keep you out of harm's way--? [SpongeBob is rowing a boat] ?Oh, baby. Our love is so strong. That's why I'm singing this song. Ba-ay-ay-by. Your looks are sweeter than honey. From your pickles to your buns. It ain't even funny--!? [they fall off of a waterfall and into the river. Races for the patty] I'm coming for you! [he lifts her sunhat in which floats in the water and all her ingredients are spilled everywhere] Oh, no! Look at you! Don't worry, Patty! I'll take care of this! [he puts her back together. but the patty is soggy] There you go! ?All better-- Oh, baby!? [cut to SpongeBob and Patty on a picnic] Oh, Patty. Do you realize what this signifies? Mm-hmm. That's right. It's our six-hour anniversary. And do you know what that means? Are you all right, Patty? You don't seem so hot. Don't worry, I know what'll make you feel better. A dinner at the finest restaurant in Bikini Bottom. [cut to The Krusty Krab at night]

That song is absolutely horrendous. It's making my ears bleed. It's probably worse than the "Atlantis SquarePantis" songs. Spongebob takes Patty to the Krusty Krab,and then we get another lame joke.

SpongeBob: [carrying in Patty] Here we are, darling. The best eatery in town. [walks by a couple eating and they sniff the odor in the air]
Martha Smith: Harold, again?
Harold Smith: Martha, I know what you're thinking. It's not me this time.

Then we get some...filler,I think. Then we get not one,but TWO gross close-ups! After that,we get a stupid,cheesy and disgusting scene.

SpongeBob: Pay you no mind to that, wubbie-wubbie. I will always love you-- [sniffs] Yeah, what is that smell? [gasps] Patty? [the patty looks the same way it was before when SpongeBob showed Mr. Krabs and Squidward. Screams as he drops the krabby patty on the table] What happened to you?
Mr. Krabs: I think I can explain, boy. There was a time when I was in love too. She was a Krabby Patty that looked a lot like yours does. [rotten tomatoes fall out of the patty] Well, maybe not right now, but you know what I mean. She was a firm, juicy, a warm patty. And attractive- oh, she looked good enough to eat. So-- I did. do you hear what I'm saying to you, boy?
SpongeBob: Um, not quite, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patties are meant to be loved and eaten. That's what they're put in the ocean for. And it looks like yours is way past due.
SpongeBob: I see now. I see what I must do. [jumps up on the table] Oh, Patty, my darling. Before I do this, I want you to know that I only do it out of love. [the sickness rumbles. Eats it]
Mr. Krabs: Well done, boy. As a reward for your valiant effort, I'll only charge you $0.25 for the patty. Employee discount.
SpongeBob: [starts to puke] Can I get a doggie bag with that?

And then,the episode ends.

In conclusion,this episode is disgusting,disturbing,stupid and cheesy. WHY would Spongebob love a Krabby Patty in a ROMANTIC WAY? The fact that a hamburger is Spongebob's "true love" is actually rather disturbing.

#16 is from season 4.
 
I hate this one so much. The song is horrible and everything about it just ugh. Shouldn't even exist and oh yeah, it aired on my birthday so you can tell what position this would be on my Top 30 Worst SpongeBob episodes list. Probably Top 10 in my book.
 
I Hate To Love a Patty Easily One Of The Worst Episodes.Next One Is Squid Wood (I'm Sure This Time)
 
To Love a Patty is the third worst S5 episodes, and is really gross and creepy.
 
longest review so far.

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Squid Wood

I lost track of how many Squidward tortures are on this list... By the way,Squidward is my favorite character,and this is probably the third Squidward torture from the show (if you don't count Club Spongebob,Jellyfishing and maybe Opposite Day.). Anyways,this episode is really annoying and stupid. It really annoys me.

Anyways,the episode starts with... a creepy montage of Spongebob stalking Squidward everywhere he goes. Not only has Mr. Krabs' characterization gotten worse,but Spongebob also suffered the same problem in a few episodes,this being one of them. The same thing also happened to Patrick,but that's later on the list.

Squidward: [sighs happily] I love waking up to my own circadian rhythm without the aid of an alarm clock. [notices SpongeBob standing next to his bed]
SpongeBob: Morning, Squidward. I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked. So, you got any plans for the day, Squidward? [SpongeBob is spit out of the island head, into the air] Okay, Squidward, I'll catch ya later. [cut to Squidward planting. Right before he puts in a plant, he sees SpongeBob's face in the hole] Hi, Squidward, wanna play?
Squidward: No, and leave me alone! [puts the plant in the whole, covering SpongeBob's face. Then a flower springs from the ground with SpongeBob's face on it]
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward, see ya later. [cut to Squidward in front of a canvas]
Squidward: Ah, the blank canvas. Infinite possibilities. All of the colors of the known and unknown universe hiding on my palate. The artist approaches, ready to create. [right before he begins to paint, SpongeBob's face appears on the canvas]
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, want to play? [Squidward paints a giant red 'NO' on the canvas] Okay, Squidward, see ya later. [cut to Squidward in his library]
Squidward: [sighs] Perhaps I can find solitude in the printed word. [Opens book and SpongeBob jumps out]
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, want to play? [Squidward shuts book, with SpongeBob in it, and puts it back on the shelf. muffled] Okay, Squidward, see ya later. [cut to Squidward in his bathtub while playing with his nose and scatting. He notices SpongeBob watching him from his window and screams] Hi, Squidward, want to play hide-and-seek?
Squidward: Okay, SpongeBob, you hide first. [closes the curtain] Oh, no, where'd he go? I guess he wins. [laughs] Defeat has never tasted so sweet. [phone rings] Yello? [SpongeBob's mouth pops through the receiver into his ear]
SpongeBob: How 'bout a game of Hangman?
Squidward: How 'bout a game of hang up? [hangs up phone] Well, I guess this brings an end to my luxuriating. [as he walks out of the bathtub, he is sprayed in the face with mud. SpongeBob is drilling into his bathroom]
SpongeBob: How about Duck, Duck, Hermit Krab? Hopscotch? Squidward Says? Steal The Bacon? Sleeping Sea Lions? Sharks & Minnows? Sink The Submarine? Kings & Queens? Mahjong? [Squidward is beginning to fume so he picks up SpongeBob and shakes him] Whoa, I've never played this game before. What's it called?
Squidward: It's called, "I will never play with you... ever!" [throws SpongeBob in a hole and moves the refrigerator over it] "That scoundrel!!!!!!!!!"

Spongebob has a creepy obsession with Squidward in some of these episodes. He's starting to become a creepy stalker. Back to the episode. This is where it starts to get REALLY rage-inducing. Spongebob decides to make a puppet Squidward,since the real Squidward doesn't want to play with him. At first,Squidward is happy because Spnogebob won't annoy him anymore. But then,Spongebob takes Mini-Squid to the Krusty Krab.

Squidward: Alright now, who has the Krabby Patty and who has the krabby patty? [The customers are silent and look irritated] See... 'cause... they're both... krabby. [SpongeBob and Mini Squid walk in]
SpongeBob: Good one, Mini Squid! You are always such a ray of sunshine. Are you ready for another fabulous day of work at the Krusty Krab?
Mini Squid: Of course, I am. I love to work!
Male Fish #1: Who is that little fellow with SpongeBob?
Female Fish: I don't know, but isn't he handsome?
Male Fish #1: Yeah, he is handsome. [Squidward starts mumbling] Ahem.
Squidward: Oh, sorry, sir. Can I take your order?
Male Fish #1: No. I don't like your attitude, bub. Is this what the Krusty Krab calls friendly service? [Mini Squid pops up from under the cash register]
Mini Squid: Sorry, sir. Can I take your order?
Male Fish #1: Now that's more like it. Finally, a server with a good attitude.
Mini Squid: Well, thank you very much.
Male Fish #1: I'll take eight dozen of your finest patties, please. But don't let old chowder pants over there touch them. He might taint the patties.
Squidward: Fine then. Do my work for me. [puts his hat on Mini Squid's head and walks away]
Squidward: I'm starting to like this Mini Squid doing my work, keeping SpongeBob off my back. I could get used to this.

THEY SAID THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! How is THAT more friendly?!?! The torture continues...

SpongeBob: Order up, Mini Squid!
Mini Squid: Okay, SpongeBob. Always happy to help. [laughs]
SpongeBob: Okay, pal! [flips six patties on Mini Squid's plate] Go get em', tiger! [Mini Squid walks over to the customers]
Mini Squid: Okay, who ordered the Krabby Patty, and who ordered the Krabby Patty? [both fish laugh]
Squidward: What the...? That's my joke!
Male Fish #1: Wow, honey, this new Mini Squid is such a card!
Female Fish: And a great waiter, dear.
Male Fish #1: Yeah. You're right. So much better than that old, lousy, larger-scale Squidward. [Squidward mumbles angrily]
Female Fish: Yeah! Bring that little fella over here and let me give him a $300 dollar tip! [shows $300]
Squidward: What? All right, all right! That's enough! My break is finished. [walks behind cash register]
Squidward: Oh boy! Back to work!
Mr. Krabs: Hold on a second, there.
Squidward: Oh, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Uh... Squidward, me cephalopod, I'm sorry to tell you this -- well not that sorry -- the customers prefer the new smaller Squidward to you. And so do I! 'Cause he's making me some bucks. So I'm changing your job to busboy, effective immediately. [hands Squidward dirty dishes] Now pipe down and watch how it's done.

WHY?!?!? Is this supposed to be FUNNY?? I don't find it funny at all. I haven't been this annoyed since I watched Tentacle-Vision.

Mini Squid: Hey, everybody! I'm Squidward and I love to dance.
Male Fish #2: I, for one, love to watch people dance while I eat. Who's with me? Who wants Mini Squidward to dance for our amusement? [everyone cheers]
Mini Squid: Well, gosh, okay. [SpongeBob changes Mini Squid into a purple aerobics outfit. Mini Squid starts dancing when the music starts. Some customers dance the same thing Mini Squid and SpongeBob are dancing]
Squidward: What's the big deal? Those are all my moves! [dances the same moves but no one is impressed]
Fred: [gasps] Talk about no talent.
Male Fish #3: Maybe Squidward should get sized-reduction surgery so he'll dance better! [everyone laughs]
Squidward: That Mini Squid. [Mini Squid continues to dance and plays the clarinet to everyone's amazement]
Mini Squid: Everybody dance! [everyone dances. Music stops and Mini Squid takes a bow]
Squidward: That was awful! [all cheer for Mini Squid and Squidward begins to fume]
Squidward: He stole my jokes. He stole my job. He stole my standing ovation! You little wooden fiend. Stop stealing my life! [does bodily harm to Mini Squid before an agent shows up]

So he stole his life just because the idiot customers at the Krusty Krab are either blind or TOO STUPID to notice the fact that Mini-Squid does the EXACT SAME THINGS as Squidward?!?!? And now,the ending.

Talent Agent: Stop, stop! Don't gnaw on the head of my new client, please? You don't know what you're doing. Are you mad? Have mercy!
Squidward: Wait a minute. I've seen you before. You're that music agent that represents my favorite clarinet player.
Talent Agent: Salutations! I'm Milo J. Finkerfish: manager for "Curly Bubbles Records".
Squidward: You mean you're here to sign me up for a record deal?
Talent Agent: The answer to that question is a big N-O. [points to Mini Squid] However, this guy here is woo-hoo woo-hoo good! We're offering him a million dollar contract with a sequin suit.
Squidward: [gasps] A sequin suit?! That's what you're supposed to offer me! Why take a cheap knock off when you can have the original. [plays a lively tune on his clarinet and dances]
Squidward: Now, where do I sign? [Milo laughs]
Talent Agent: Yeah, right, kid! [takes Mini Squid]
SpongeBob: Well, Mini Squid, I guess this is it. We've had some good times playing charades and dancing around like two giddy butterflies! [laughs] Remember?
Mini Squid: Yep, those were the days.
SpongeBob: I guess it's time for you to move on, huh? Onto greener pastures. Arrivederci, mon frere.
Talent Agent: Alright, kid, let's go become a sensation. Oh, and I'll see you at the Clammy Awards. Oh no, I guess I won't. [laughs]
SpongeBob: Bye-bye! What's the matter, actual-size Squidward?
Squidward: My dreams are crushed. But, hey, at least I won't see that Mini Squid ever again!
SpongeBob: Yeah, I have something even better! [takes out a mini SpongeBob] Another me! [Mini Sponge and SpongeBob laugh back and forth while Squidward's eye twitches]

...

Poor Squidward.

#15 is from season 6.
 
You don't need to say longest review so far every time. It's kinda redundant and self-explanatory.
 
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Boating Buddies

Just like The Splinter,this episode is infamously bad. Not as infamous as The Splinter,but still infamous. Mainly for the reason because it's creepy,and just like a couple of other entries on this list,Squidward goes through unnecessary torture. But this one is the most well-known one! I'll explain why.

It begins with Spongebob brushing Gary's shell. Then he hears Squidward.

Oh Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.
Squidward: SpongeBob, i've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?
SpongeBob: Breathing.
Squidward: SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.
SpongeBob: Okay! [Squidward takes out his wallet]
Squidward: Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.
SpongeBob: I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. [Squidward gets up] Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says.
Squidward: I don't care what Mr. Krabs said!

Okay,that's actually rather creepy. Then we get a...rather uncomfortable scene.

SpongeBob: Coffee rain!
Squidward: It's hot choclolate. [walks away]
SpongeBob: Chocolate rain! [Squidward is still walking] Squidward! [Squidward runs screaming] Squidward, wait! [scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't]
Squidward: It's locked!
SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward! [Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]
Squidward: Huh?[realizes the key isn't there] The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...
SpongeBob: [as he is yelling, Squidward is searching] Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward: Oh, why can't I just find?[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]
SpongeBob: Squidward?
Squidward: What?!

Spongebob gives Squidward the boat keys,and then he runs through a stop sign. He gets sent to boating school. Then the episode starts getting creepy.

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward! [Squidward cries, then the bell rings]
Mrs. Puff: Good morning class. Would everyone please take a seat? [SpongeBob sits]
SpongeBob: Psst, Squiward, sit here. Here.
Squidward: Um, excuse me, there don't seem to be any empty seats left.
Mrs. Puff: But there's one right next to SpongeBob. [Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]
Squidward: Do you mind?
SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward, we're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can...
Squidward: We won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?
Mrs. Puff: Quiet in the front please.

Then the episode continues being creepy.

Mrs. Puff: We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? [refering to Squidward]
Squidward: Me?
Mrs. Puff: Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?
Squidward: Why I'm. [sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him] All right, i'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the vain, of my exsistance!
Mrs. Puff: Your's too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.

Not to mention,the way Spongebob looks in this episode is horrendous. And creepy.

Squidward draws the diagram,and then Mrs. Puff asks Spongebob to draw his side of the incident. Instead,he writes "Spongebob + Squidward best boating buddies 4ever". After that,it's lunch time.

SpongeBob: Do you like it Squidward?
Squidward: Shut it. [bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]
SpongeBob: Ah, lunch time, eh boating buddy? [SpongeBob sits, and Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]
Squidward: I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. [Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]
SpongeBob: Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? [Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]
Squidward: Mm, bon appetite, Squidy. [is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground] You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... [door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that looks like SpongeBob's. Scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]

So Squidward got beaten up by that muscular fish because Spongebob is a creepy stalker who won't leave him alone? Well,it's a Squidward torture,so why not? Mrs. Puff chooses Squidward to ride with Spongebob because the writers want to torture Squidward some more. We get some random scenes,then Squidward arrives in a toilet. The same muscular fish as before BEATS HIM UP AGAIN. Squidward then goes back to class in a full body cast. Squidward is fed up with Spongebob's creepiness,and says he doesn't want to be his boating buddy anymore. But then,this happens.

Squidward: Thank you. [tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]
Mrs. Puff: 3 more minutes class.
Squidward: SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.
Mrs. Puff: 2 more minutes.
Squidward: SpongeBob, please? This is important.
SpongeBob: You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.
Squidward: No no, I didn't. I never said that. [Student play's back what Squidward said] I don't need your help, and I don't need you! [now talking] Jerk! [student shrugs] All right, I said it. But that was before.
SpongeBob: Before what?
Squidward: Before before.
Mrs. Puff: 1 more minute, class.
Squidward: Before we were, [gulps] boating buddies.
SpongeBob: Yay!
Mrs. Puff: Okay class, times up.
Squidward: Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?
Mrs. Puff: You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.
Squidward: Next week?
SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's boating school! [Squidward screams]

So the same things are going to happen to Squidward next week. Horrible ending.

In conclusion,this episode is really creepy. Plus,Spongebob's creepiness causes Squidward to get beaten up by a muscular fish. TWICE.

#14 is from season 8.
 
This episode has so much wrong that I'm gonna have to talk more about in depth soon. There's only like one or two scenes in this entire episode that came close to being funny.
 
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Pet Sitter Pat

Here it is,two horrible episodes(Yours,Mine and Mine+A Pal for Gary) combined into one. Remember when I said in my Squid Wood review that Patrick became horribly dislikeable,and that I'll talk about that later? Later is now.

The episodes starts with Spongebob getting a letter from his grandma,telling him that it's her birthday. He then notices that he has nobody to take care of Gary. He asks Squidward,but he refuses. Then,he asks Patrick.

SpongeBob: [knocks on Patrick's house] Patrick! [opens rock, sees Patrick sitting on the ground with a puddle of water beside him] Patrick?
Patrick: [mumbling softly]
SpongeBob: Patrick? what are you doing?
Patrick: I'm talking to my friend, funny. [ to a puddle] Hi, funny!
SpongeBob: Heh, yeah. Hey Patrick, I need to ask a favor of you.

After that,Patrick accepts to take care of Gary,and then he drops Gary on the ground. Then Patrick comes to Spongebob's house.

SpongeBob: [bubble transition to Spongbob's house, Spongebob is writing down on paper] Ok, Patrick. There you are!
Patrick: [eating chips] What's that?
SpongeBob: It's a chronological list of all the things you need to do with Gary. Make sure you do each and every one.
Patrick: [takes list and throws it away] Got it! Hey, do you have any more of those deep fried cream filled sugar-coded coralballs?
SpongeBob: Oh yeah. They're in the cupboard.
Patrick: [He opens up the cupboard to see a bag of coral balls.] Ooh, coral balls...
SpongeBob: [sniffles sadly] [to Gary] I'm gonna miss you, little guy. But I know you are going to be in good hands.
Patrick: [chuckles] You can't get to my stomach now, white coral ball. [He eats it]

That's the start of a horrible episode.

SpongeBob: [to Gary] Okay, Gary. I'll be home by ten. [He starts walking to the door, then stops, then turns to Patrick.] Dear Patrick, just do verify. [counts using his fingers] First, you feed Gary, then you pet Gary, then you-
Patrick: [interrupts SpongeBob] SpongeBob! [walks up to SpongeBob] Don't you trust me? I am the most responsible guy you know!
SpongeBob: [shrugs his shoulders] You know what? You're right.
Patrick: Well, of course I am! [He pushes SpongeBob out the door.] Now, go see your Gramma. Gary's in good hands. [He closes the door, then walks back up to Gary.]

After that,he throws away Spongebob's list,and tells Gary that they're gonna go for a walk. But he has to go to the toilet first. He spends a lot of time in there,leaving Gary very hungry.

Patrick: [walks out of the restroom, then sighs] Better. [As Patrick walks back in the kitchen, he sees Gary all dried up.]

Gary: [weak voice] Meow.
Patrick: Oh, hey, friend! What's up?
Gary: [still in a weak voice] Meow. [His stomach growls. He points to it using his tail. He tries biting off the bag of snail food.] Meow.
Patrick: Step aside, Barry. Let me show you how it's done. [He picks up the bag, ravenously bites it off, then sniffs the inside of it.] Ooh. Gotta try a bite of this. [He eats all of what is inside the bag. Some of the food falls on Gary.] Ahh. [burps] Good stuff.
Gary: [mumbles angrily]
Patrick: I wonder what SpongeBob's got for you in the fridge. [He opens the refrigerator, looking for something for Gary.]

We cut to Spongebob's grandma's house,where his grandma made him a gelatin snail. He gets worried and calls Patrick,where Gary is still very hungry. Then Spongebob tells him to give Gary a bath.

Patrick: [hangs up, puts Gary down, and sits on the couch, then smells Gary, and then puts his face away] Whew! SpongeBob was right. You need a bath! [As Patrick walks to the kitchen, Gary can smell his disgusting pit stink oder. Patrick turns the kitchen sink on, and water comes out.] Oh! I almost forgot. [He picks up the bag of snail food.] Snail food!
Gary: [happily] Meow!
Patrick: [puts the snail food in the sink] Gotta get the water to stay in there somehow. [He sees Gary trying to eat the snail food.] Now, Gary, we don't eat the bath. We get in the bath. [The snail food sinks in the water.] Come on, Gary. [We see a demonic Gary growling.] Oh, don't be difficult now, Gary. [Gary tries to bite Patrick.] Gary! [He sees Gary on top of the refrigerator.] There you are! [Gary jumps down the refrigerator, and runs out of the kitchen. Patrick tries to chase him, but keeps slipping on Gary's slime trail. He hits the T.V., landing on his face. He takes it off, and throws it away. The phone rings.] Oh, what now? [answers the phone] SquarePants household.

Patrick trips over Gary's slime and falls in the bathtub. Then he comes up with a horrible idea.

Patrick: [walks up to Gary] Hey, buddy! I got something cool to show you. And it's the opposite of a wet watery bath. [He puts on a mask.] Take it down! [He uses his fire blaster to burn down SpongeBob's bed.]
Gary: [worried] Meow!
Patrick: Doesn't that look fun?
Gary: [still worried] [high-pitched] Meow! [He runs out of SpongeBob's bedroom.]

They've flanderized Patrick too much. He's so stupid,he thinks it's PERFECTLY OKAY to burn a snail. Then he uses a hose and soap to wash Gary. Then,he dries him up.

Patrick: Well, make up your mind! Is it water or fire? [He turns on the fire blaster for a couple seconds. Gary runs into SpongeBob's kitchen storage. He jumps on one of the shelves. Patrick walks in, too, with a hose.] Okay, Gary. If you don't come to the bath, then the bath's gonna come to you. [He turns on the hose. He sprays on Gary.] That's a good boy! Now, suds up! [We see a closeup of a box of soap flakes that Patrick's holding. He pours it on the water. The soap flakes and water both aim at Gary, that fills up the entire storage.]
Gary: [bubbly voice] Meeeooowwwww!!!!
Patrick: That wasn't so bad, now was it?
Gary: [A can falls on his belly.] Owww!!
Patrick: [walks up to Gary] Oh, now we gotta dry you off. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any salt. So, I'll have to use the next best thing! [He uses a hair dryer to dry off Gary. Gary's eyes shatter a little. Patrick puts a very dry and old-looking Gary on the table.] There! Doesn't that feel better? Okay! [He sits down on the couch.] Let's see, Gary's eaten, he's had his bath, Time to watch the T.V.! [After seeing a broken T.V. for only a couple seconds, Patrick falls asleep. Suddenly, the broken shower stills fall water, crawling down the stairs. Also, water from the kitchen sink and from the hose is still running, too. While Patrick's still sleeping, water fills up the living room floor. Just then, water comes down from upstairs, making the whole house flooded. The table and couch where Gary and Patrick are both sitting on moves. Patrick wakes up and sees Gary moving on water after coming back up from under it.] Sheesh, Gary! Well, if you wanted another bath, why didn't you just ask?

Spongebob calls Patrick again. Patrick and Gary are actually laughing together,since the house is flooded... Spongebob decides to come back to his house,where he sees both Gary and Patrick happy,while Gary is telling Patrick a story.

In conclusion,this episode is...almost like A Pal for Gary. It's unnecessary Gary torture. Plus,Patrick is SO STUPID,it's really annoying. It's mean-spirited,actually.

#13 is from season 9.
 
Pet Sitter Pat is Pet Sitter Crap.

i had to i'm sorry

Next is Squid Baby?
 
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