here it is...in honor of my 200th post,the ending of the list.
before #1,i just want to say a few more things.
thanks to everyone who has followed,watched,liked,commented,noticed or accidentally clicked on my list. i had a lot of fun making this list,but i have to end it now. (at least i'll have some more free time now.)
by the way,here are just a few more honorable mentions...
and a recap,too.
30.rodeo daze
29.plankton's regular
28.tentacle-vision
27.gone
26.i'm with stupid
25.dear vikings
24.shuffleboarding
23.squid's visit
22.the cent of money
21.pet or pests
20.pineapple fever
19.the splinter
18.all that glitters
17.to love a patty
16.squid wood
15.boating buddies
14.pet sitter pat
13.squid baby
12.slide whistle stooges
11.someone's in the kitchen with sandy
10.choir boys
9.demolition doofus
8.yours,mine and mine
7.stuck in the wringer
6.smoothe jazz at bikini bottom
5.no hat for pat
4.little yellow book
3.a pal for gary (i decided to swap those two)
2.spongebob you're fired
and lastly,there are 85% chances i will make a top 30 list after school is done. i'm still thinking about the ranking,though.(i might change it after i rewatch some episodes. my top 7 will remain unchanged. and by the way,there are going to be a lot of ties in this one.)
without further ado,here's the worst spongebob episode i have ever seen.
THE GOLD MEDAL GOES TO...
1.
ONE COARSE MEAL
You all saw this one coming.
What better way to end a bottom 30 list than the infamous ONE COARSE MEAL? This episode is so bad,so horrible,so horrendous,so disgusting,so disturbing,so mean-spirited,so stupid,so unbelievable,I believe it truly deserves the #1 spot. Like I said before with Spongebob,You're Fired,that episode promotes unemployment. This episode promotes something EVEN WORSE. What could possibly be worse than stealing your friend's TV show,nearly killing your student,being too stupid and blind to observe your weak and helpless pet getting tortured by a giant monster,stalk your friend and don't stop until he becomes your "boating buddy",abusing your best employee's pet just so you can get some money,humiliating your friend in front of your parents,making a puppet that steals your friend's life,making your friend crippled forever or paying to see someone die? It's simple. DRIVING SOMEONE TO SUICIDE.
It begins with Mr. Krabs taking a money bath. Then he smells something. He asks Spongebob what it is,and he says that it's explosive. Turns out to be Plankton the one with the explosive,and he tries to steal the secret formula again. He fires a missile,but it doesn't go off. It actually traps Krabs and Spongebob. He tries to get the formula out of Krabs by tickling him,but that doesn't work. Then he tries Spongebob,which accidentally reveals the location of the formula. Pearl shows up,and Plankton gets scared. Then he leaves the Krusty Krab,traumatised. Pearl demands mall money,and Krabs gives her the money. Pearl demands more,but Krabs insists that Spongebob pays her.
SpongeBob: Here you go, Pearl. Buy something pretty.
Pearl: Hey, this isn't money!
SpongeBob: No, it's even better. It's the money Mr. Krabs pays ME with. [money is shown] Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!
I thought that was "ILLEGAL",and that Krabs will lose his "VENDOR'S LICENSE"... Krabs tells Pearl to go to the Chum Bucket and scare Plankton. She refuses,so Krabs asks her to borrow one of her dresses.
Plankton: [runs inside]
Karen: My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
Plankton: Krabs had a whale!
Karen: You mean his big, scary, teenage daughter?
Plankton: I hear that mocking tone in your voice, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?
[Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]
Karen: When you take a break from your delusional paranoia, I think the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.
Did I mention I hate Karen? Because I do. Anyways,Pearl/Krabs pops out of the dumpster,scares Plankton,and makes him hide in the Chum Bucket. Pearl/Krabs pops up in the Chum Bucket too,so Plankton asks Karen for help,but Pearl/Krabs SOMEHOW escaped the Chum Bucket. Karen ignores him,and 16 days later,this happens.
Karen: [off microphone] Plankton, your dinner is ready. Plankton, can you hear me?
Plankton: Yes, Karen. I can hear you. Could you please bring it up? I can't risk stepping into the light. The whale might see me. [cries]
He has tissue boxes in his feet,long hair,and really long nails. Wow. Krabs sees that AND LAUGHS. SO PLANKTON CRIES,AND KRABS LAUGHS AT THAT.
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Could this episode get even more sadistic?
OF COURSE IT CAN! PLANKTON HAS A NIGHTMARE ABOUT BEING EATEN BY PEARL AND BEING BURNT IN GASTRIC ACID!
I spoke too soon.
And then,the worst part of probably ANY SPONGEBOB EPISODE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE happens.
Plankton: [crying] What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4: 15 bus should be here any minute, now.
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. Whatchya doing lying on the ground?
Plankton: Go away, CheeseHead! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over here? Or better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?
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He's...trying to get run over?
He...asks Spongebob to step on him as hard as he can?
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So...this episode...
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PLANKTON HAS BEEN PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENTED SO MUCH,THAT HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,HIS PHOBIA WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO TAKE,SO HE DECIDES TO PUT AN END TO THIS BY KILLING HIMSELF.
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Why?
Anyways,Spongebob says that "flies in the face of his good nature",so Plankton keeps waiting for the next bus. SPONGEBOB DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THAT. Well,he goes to talk to Mr. Krabs. Good,so he'll save his ex-best friend,apologise to what he did,confess about him being in the disguise,and we get a nice and friendly ending?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I just wanted to let you know that Plankton's lying down on the street—for loin.
Mr. Krabs: Really? He's a mess!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are both sworn enemies and all, but putting on a costume to frighten him? Isn't that taking things a bit too far?
Mr. Krabs: May I remind you of the fact that you've disclosed the location of me safe, where I keep the secret formula?
SpongeBob: No need to remind me, sir. I've broken Rule #2 in the employee rulebook: Never give the location of the secret formula! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll fix this.
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BECAUSE A HAMBURGER IS 23 TIMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOMEONE'S LIFE,AM I RIGHT? WHY DOESN'T KRABS DO SOMETHING ABOUT PLANKTON LYING IN THE STREET? DOES HE EVEN KNOW CARS(or boats,for that matter) EXIST?!? SPONGEBOB DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT EITHER!!! BECAUSE,AS WE ALL KNOW,THE FATE OF A HAMBURGER IS WAAAAAY MORE IMPORANT THAN THE FATE OF SOMEONE'S LIFE.
Ugh...this episode is so sadistic,so mean-spirited...SO CRUEL...
Anyways,Spongebob goes to "fix this" by telling Plankton that the formula isn't where he told him it was,and that Krabs was in the Pearl costume. He also tells him about Krabs' secret fear. Then,we cut to the Krusty Krab. Plankton confronts Krabs,traps him,and shows him a mime. Apparently,mimes are Krabs' biggest fear. Then,the ending,which is,in my opinion,THE WORST ENDING IN ANY SPONGEBOB EPISODE EVER,WORSE THAN STUCK IN THE WRINGER,WORSE THAN YOURS,MINE AND MINE,WORSE THAN THE MAIN DRAIN,WORSE THAN LITTLE YELLOW BOOK AND WORSE THAN A PAL FOR GARY.
Spongebob tells Plankton that there are some whales outside and that they've come to eat. Plankton gets scared,and runs away. TURNS OUT THOSE WHALES WEREN'T REAL,THEY WERE JUST HOLOGRAMS,AND THAT KRABS ISN'T AFRAID OF MIMES.
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Why would SPONGEBOB do that? Not to mention,he also said that HE HAS A GOOD NATURE. How is THAT part of his good nature? He BETRAYS Plankton,KNOWING that he was going to commit suicide,and KNOWING that he's gonna try that again.
In conclusion,this is the worst episode of Spongebob I have ever seen. There's nothing else I have to say. Except for the fact that everyone in this episode,except Plankton,was EXTREMELY dislikable.