trying to make up for the days i haven't posted reviews. hooray,two episodes in 40 minutes!
7.
Stuck in the Wringer
Another infamous episode. And it's infamous for a VERY GOOD reason. Remember when I said in my previous review,Yours,Mine and Mine,that Patrick is probably one of the worst characters on the show? (it's either him or Krabs) He acts even WORSE in this episode. I'm not joking. Why else would this episode be considered one of the worst ever? Let's start the review.
The episode starts with boring scenes of Spongebob taking a bath,dropping a bar of soap dramatically,slipping on a bar of soap,avoids about 3 other bars of soaps,and then he slipps on a rubber ducky,getting Spongebob,as the title mentions,stuck in his wringer. Turns out that rubber ducky belongs to Patrick. The episode never tells us why his ducky was in SPONGEBOB'S BATHROOM. Then Patrick notices Spongebob is stuck in his wringer. Then Patrick the idiot does THIS.
Patrick: What do you need SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Well, I'm a little stuck, if you know what I mean.
Patrick: Stuck? I can help with that. [reaches for a bottle marked "Forever Glue" and applies it to the wringer] There ya go, buddy! Now you're stuck forever!
SpongeBob: Gee thanks, Patrick! now I'm stuck for- fe, fe, fe, forever. [when the glue stars to dry SpongeBob tries to escape, but it's too late] Patrick, I wanted to get un-stuck not more stuck! How am I going to get to work if I'm stuck here forever? Must get out of wringer! [SpongeBob uses his eyes, nose and mouth to get out of the wringer but he gets pulled back] AAAAHHHH!!
Patrick: [breaks wringer off of the ground] There, is that better?
SpongeBob: No Patrick. It isn't. How am I supposed to flip patties like this?
HOW CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID? Seriously? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM STUCK FOREVER?!?!? THIS is why Patrick is way worse in this episode than Yours,Mine and Mine. Then the Pink Idiot(I'm not even going to call him Patrick) convinces Spongebob to go to the Krusty Krab and flip some patties.
Squidward: It's about time. [looks at SpongeBob and giggles] Hey SpongeBob, love the outfit. Where'd you get it, the hardware store?! [laughs] Hardware store!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Hardware store! No, from my bathroom.
Squidward: Well, I must say, it really completes your imbecile look. Way to go, buddy.
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, pal. [accidentally squirts mustard in Squidward's eye]
Squidward: AAAHHH!
SpongeBob: Ohh! Squidward! Squidward! [jumps on Squidward's stomach] Are you okay?
Squidward: Please just get away from me.
Ugh,this is gruesome... Are they also adding gruesome scenes in addition to Pink Idiot's stupid and annoying actions?! Way to make this episode worse,writers! Mr. Krabs sees that Spongebob has ruined,he sends him home. Then Spongebob meets Pink Idiot. Pink Idiot tells him that CRYING DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING. Please keep that in mind. Actually,keep Pink Idiot's saying in mind.
Pink Idiot: Hey! Don't you go crying on me! [uses a hair dryer to dry SpongeBob's teary eyes] Crying never solves anything. I know what always makes you feel better.
"Crying never solves anything". PLEASE keep that in mind until the end of the review. Anyways, Pink Idiot takes Spongebob to Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s for ice cream. Turns out he can't eat ice cream because the wringer is blocking his esophagus. Then they go to a carnival.
Pink Idiot: Look! The ball toss!
Ball Toss Vendor: Step right up folks! Throw a ball, hit the cans, and win a stuffed seahorse!
Pink Idiot: We wanna play!
Ball Toss Vendor: Sure. Gimme your best shot. [hands Pink Idiot some balls]
Pink Idiot: Thanks. [throws ball and knocks down all of the cans] Woohoo! [to SpongeBob] Now you try.
SpongeBob: [throws ball as best he can. It bounces back and hits SpongeBob in the face, and he gets a nasty black eye]
So Pink Idiot puts his joy above his friend's safety. Perhaps I should call him Pink Sadist now,but no. Anyways,Pink Idiot also makes Spongebob go in the spinning steering wheels,which flings Spongebob out of the wheel. Pink Idiot gets a cotton candy from a dart tournament,then he asks Spongebob if he wants any. Spongebob refuses,and then THIS HAPPENS.
SpongeBob: I have never felt so ashamed.
Pink Idiot: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!
Pink Idiot: I was only trying to help.
SpongeBob: [shouts] Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today! [This is the exact same thing Mr. Krabs said earlier]
Pink Idiot: Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore! [runs off sobbing. the crowd looks angrily at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Heh, heh, a lot of drama with that one.
Sandals: Ya know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. [heart groaning] You deserve what you've gotten. C'mon, we're out of here. [crowd grumbling, murmuring] Some people are just born mean.
WHAT?!?!!? NO!!!!!! THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE WORST SCENES IN SPONGEBOB HISTORY!!! Pink Idiot DID NOT TRY TO HELP. AT ALL. Plus,are they kidding me? THE EXACT SAME THING KRABS SAID EARLIER? Spongebob did the RIGHT THING. Pink Idiot 100% DESERVED IT. He's so stupid now,he doesn't even know how to play HIDE AND SEEK. (that episode is probably my #35.) AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CARE ABOUT HIS FRIEND!!??
That scene made me rage so hard... Anyways,back to the episode. Pink Idiot tries to forget about Spongebob,but everything he does reminds him of Spongebob. He finally gives up and breaks into Spongebob's house. He sees Spongebob sad,lonely and dirty. Patrick starts crying,and then we get THIS.
SpongeBob: Pink Idiot! Your tears! They're melting the glue! Keep crying! I'll do the same and maybe I can slip out of this thing! [Both start crying, and all of the glue melts off. He then pulls himself out of the wringer] Look! It worked!
SpongeBob and Pink Idiot: All right! [SpongeBob throws the wringer up in the air]
SpongeBob: I guess crying does solve your problems after all. Come here, buddy! [SpongeBob and Pink Idiot hug. The wringer falls down, trapping SpongeBob and Pink Idiot in it]
Pink Idiot: Well, at least we're together! Heh. Hey, should I get the glue?
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Remember when I told you to remember what Pink Idiot said,"Crying never solves your problems"? Yeah... THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST ENDING OF ANY EPISODE FROM THIS SHOW. CRYING NEVER SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS.
In conclusion,this episode is horrendous. I have nothing else to say about it.