#11 - Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
Season: 8
Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Richard Pursel
SBmania Rating: 4.8
THIS episode is an absolute catastrophe. Not only is Patrick introduced into the plot for NO REASON, but it's one of those episodes that ruins everything Squidward has going for him, all while trying to make him look like the main antagonist.
The episode begins with Squidward excited about going to see Kelpy G preform his smoothe jazz. And then, guess what happens. No, guess.
Patrick eats his tickets.
So that this AWFUL plot can live on, Spongebob wins backstage passes to go see Kelpy G. after the performance. Spongebob embarrasses Squidward for a bit and then the concert FINALLY begins. Is it just me, or does this episode feel longer than it should be?
Patrick, who needs a ticket to get in, somehow manages to get in so that Squidward can be tortured just a little bit more. Then he eats their backstage passes.
Patrick tries to eat the microphone, and then does a stage dive. It's funny by Season 8 standards.
Squidward and Spongebob try to sneak away, but they get told by the guards to go back to their seats. So that Squidward can be tortured some more, we see that the seats have been taken. Squidward yells at the two in their seats, and Squidward and Spongebob get kicked out. They try to sneak backstage, but are not aloud to because they don't have backstage passes, which made me just about as angry as Squidward was in this situation.
They try to impress Kelpy G. by playing instruments, but only Spongebobs ukelele impresses Kelpy. Spongebob gets to play his ukelele with Kelpy G., while Squidward gets carried away by the guards, as a final act of torture towards Squidward.
This episode is probably Patrick at his worst, and don't get me STARTED on the Squidward torturing that goes on here.
Worst Part of the Episode: Patrick
Overall Rating: 0.75