Times That SpongeBob Writers Said "Screw Logic."

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Or if SpongeBob literally peels his eyes when Mr. Krabs tells him to "keep his eyes peeled".

Yes.

 

[BobCarotte]

Sponges don't have hair.

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Sponges don't have hair.

They don't?

 

[BobCarotte]

They don't?

of course not :P

 

[EmployeeAMillion]

of course not :P

But what about Krusty Krab Training Video and The Sponge Who Could Fly?

 

[BobCarotte]

But what about Krusty Krab Training Video and The Sponge Who Could Fly?

SpongeBob is a cartoon. I was talking about real sponges.

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Real sponges don't have nails.

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Real sponges don't have nails.

When did they show SpongeBob to have nails? :P

 

[The Drifter]

Real sponges don't talk, have no limbs, nor face.

 

[CakeCup]

Real sponges don't like to eat burgers. The food doesn't get soggy underwater. There's electricity underwater. Real sponges don't live in pineapples. And...a SNAIL THAT MEOWS.

The show has said "screw logic".

 

[Alex Squarepants]

-Sea creatures wearing hats underwater
-Fish walking
-Fish with feet
-Talking fish
-A human using a starfish just so they can breathe. (Mermaidman)

 

[Kimberly]

That time Squidward somehow hooked Spongebob from behind while inside the Krusty Krab in "Hooky".

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Real sponges don't talk, have no limbs, nor face.

No, they do not!

 

[BobCarotte]

When did they show SpongeBob to have nails? :P

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

What episode is that from? :P

 

[BobCarotte]

What episode is that from? :P

Gullible Pants

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Gullible Pants.

Okay! Thanks for the answer!

 

[ThatYellowGamerGuy12345]

Patrick has no brain,yet he is somehow alive.

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

Patrick has no brain, but, yet, he is somehow still alive.

Yes, this is odd! :P

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Patrick has no brain,yet he is somehow alive.

Technically, it varies between yes and no