Times That SpongeBob Writers Said "Screw Logic."

[DigitalDeathstraction]

It's a show about a yellow talking tampon.

The whole show hates logic.

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

The whole show hates logic.

If you ask me, the entire show makes about as much sense as World 9 in the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (a.k.a. The Lost Levels).

 

[Mavaxis Starburner]

 

[SpongeRoadie UK]

I'm pretty sure "screw logic" is the phrase that kick starts the creative process of making every single episode ever.

 

[DigitalDeathstraction]

If you ask me, the entire show makes about as much sense as World 9 in the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (a.k.a. The Lost Levels).

S P E A K E N G L I S H J O E L

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

S P E A K E N G L I S H J O E L

M Y N A M E I S N O T J O E L !
I T ' S J U S T I N !
J E E P E R S !

You know how three out of the four levels World 9 of the Famicom Disk System game Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels has mostly above-ground enemies (and fire) underwater (except in 9-3, which is a castle turned inside-out)?
It's sort of like how there are walking sea creatures, buildings (made from wrecked ships, submarines, lobster traps, pineapples, Easter Island heads, rocks, anchors, etc.), fire, and vehicles (made from boat and submarine parts) underwater.

 

[OWM]

 

[SpongeSquareBobPants]

Logic? There can be no logic in my SpongeBob!

 

[Baloo]

When they thought in the movie it was okay to have drunken knife fights.

 

[The Appetizer]

How a fish can enter the Krusty Krab, and nobody bothers.

 

[Spongebob Griffbob]

How can goo lagoon exist? they live underwater!

 

[DigitalDeathstraction]

You know how three out of the four levels World 9 of the Famicom Disk System game Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels has mostly above-ground enemies (and fire) underwater (except in 9-3, which is a castle turned inside-out)?
It's sort of like how there are walking sea creatures, buildings (made from wrecked ships, submarines, lobster traps, pineapples, Easter Island heads, rocks, anchors, etc.), fire, and vehicles (made from boat and submarine parts) underwater.

Uhhhh.... What?
I... Uh.... W-what are you even going on about?

 

[Pinhead Larry]

The way Krabs and Squidward act in Good ol' Whatshisname

 

[PinkPearl]

There's still a pirate living in California. His name is Patchy, he's a grown man obsessed with Spongebob, and he has a pet bird that talks and requires puppet strings to move.

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Uhhhh.... What?
I... Uh.... W-what are you even going on about?

This:
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-1.png
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-2.png
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-4.png

I'm comparing SpongeBob's "lack of logic" to SMB2J's "lack of logic" in World 9.

 

[DigitalDeathstraction]

This:
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-1.png
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-2.png
http://vgmaps.com/Atlas/NES/SuperMarioBros2%28J%29-World9-4.png

I'm comparing SpongeBob's "lack of logic" to SMB2J's "lack of logic" in World 9.

uh can you not make horribly contrived and obscure references that sound super forced thank you

 

[SpongeBob And Patrick]

How can goo lagoon exist? They live underwater!

Exactly!

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Exactly!

It's a "mud puddle", but that also wouldn't exist underwater in real life.

 

[CakeCup]

Sandy can play a saxophone with her helmet on.

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Sandy can play a saxophone with her helmet on.

...and Sandy can strangle Patrick with a trumpet.