The SpongeBob SquarePants and Stevie Movie

Scene 29: Eggies and a Submarine Captain

Hasslehoff: Okay guys, this is where you get off. Bikni Bottom is directly below.
SpongeBob: But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Hasslehoff: Who said anything about floating?
Stevie: (points to SpongeBob) He did.
Voice: Initiating launch sequence.
Stevie: Wha in the name of Canada?
*Hasslehoff's pectoral muscles expand*
SpongeBob: Did you see that?
Patrick: The control.
Stevie: Either that, or...

But before he could finish, Hasslehoff grabbed both of them and the crown.

Hasslehoff: All hands on deck!
Stevie: What are you, a submarine captain now?
Voice: Ten seconds to liftoff...9...8...

Neptune: Eugene Krabs, the time has come... (scepter/sceptre is flaming)
Mindy: No...
Plankton: Yes!
Stevie: Eggies.

6...5...

Neptune: ...for you...
Mindy: No!
Plankton: Yes!
Stevie: Eggies!

3...2...

Neptune: ...to fry!
Mindy: No-h0-h0!
Plankton: Yeeeess‼
Stevie: EGGIES‼ :thumbsup:

Scene 30: Monkeys Rule

Mr. Krabs: Huh? Huh?
The three of them: Hurray! We made it! We made it! Monkeys rule! Yeah!
Neptune: My crown! (picks it up) My beautiful crown! (starts kissing it)
Mindy: (comes in) SpongeBob? Patrick? Uhmm...No-Name person? I knew you could do it!
Patrick: *guffahs with infaturation*
Stevie: Seriously, come on, "Stevie"? It's not that hard of a name to remember.

---

Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my...umbrella!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Mindy, and Stevie: Umbrella?!
Stevie: It's not even raining outside.

---

Neptune: All hail Plankton.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Mindy, and Stevie: *screaming*
Various slaves: All hail Plankton...All hail Plankton...

Just then, all of Plankton's slaves burst through the door and windows. Producer Randy, Mr. Timbacks, the Goldfish family, and Jimmy Frogurt were among them.

Producer Randy: Todos granizo Plankton.

The four of them backed up against the wall as Neptune fired up his scepter/sceptre again.
 
Scene 30: Goofy Goober... ROCKS‼ =]

Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened?
SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.
Plankton: Cheated? Hold on there, boldy.
Stevie: Heh heh, boldy.
Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, do you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?
Stevie: Yes.
Plankton: You never had a chance to defeat me FOOLS, and do you know why?
Stevie: Because you're a rotten cheater who sucks lemons?
Plankton: No, not because I'm a rotten cheater who sucks lemons! Because I'm an evil genius! And you guys are just kids! A-heh! Stupid, stupid kids!
*everybody laughs*
Plankton: (to SpongeBob) You are a childish nerd. (to Patrick) You're a bloated pinhead. (to Stevie) And you're...eh...I don't know what the heck you are, but you're an annoying idiot!
Stevie: I guess you're right, Planky. We are just kids.
Plankton: Of course, I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill...
Stevie: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past 6 days...
SpongeBob: (reading the script as he's talking; to Patrick) Why is he saying all my lines?
*Patrick shrugs*
Plankton: That's right...okay, Neptune, time to...
Stevie: And no amount of mermaid magic...(Mindy pouts)...or managerial promotions...(Mr. Krabs stands there, whistling in the wind) Actually, being a manger really has its benefits. But yeah, that, and uh, some other third thing, can make me anything more then what I really am inside. A kid.
Plankton: That's great. Now get back against the wall.
SpongeBob: (over the loudspeaker) But that's okay!
Plankton: Huh? What's going on?
SpongeBob: 'Cause we did what everyone said kids couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
Plankton: (running over) Alright, we get the point!

Artifical fog and colored lights started to surround the area.

SpongeBob: So yeah, I'm a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wing nut, and a Knucklehead McSpazzetron! Or a total two-timin' SCREWBALL!
Stevie: Or Grand Theft Fraud-o!
SpongeBob: Stevie, shut up.
Stevie: Silence! I KEEL YOU‼
*SpongeBob kicks Stevie away*
Plankton: (responding to the fog) What? (coughing) What's going on here?
SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm...
Plankton: Okay, settle down.
SpongeBob: I'm...
Plankton: Take it easy...
SpongeBob: I'm...
Plankton: What the scallop?!

SpongeBob: (sudden heavy rock voice) ♪I'M A GOOFY GOOBER♪

Stevie: (throws rocks at everybody) ROCKS!

Plankton was flown way back, crashing into the wall.

SpongeBob: ♪YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER♪

Stevie: (holding up rocks) ROCKS!

It then zoomed out to a clay Earth.

SpongeBob: (on top of the Earth) ♪WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!♪

He then hitched a ride on an alien's spaceship as the clay Earth turned into a clay-animated SpongeBob head.

SpongeBob: ♪GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER!♪

Stevie: ROCKS!

♪Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play,
I say NO WAY!♪

Stevie: NO WAY!

♪No, no, no, no way!♪

♪I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid
I say say it again, and then I say THANKS!♪

*Patrick is seen dancing in fishnet throngs*

Stevie: (also in fishnet throngs, stumbling around) THANKS!

♪Thank you very much!♪

*Stevie knocks Patrick down*

Stevie:
♪And I like to have,
A verse in the song,
Even though it really
Doesn't fit at all♪

Um... ROCKS!

♪Blah blah blah blah blah!♪

♪So if you're thinking,
That you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try,
The kid inside will set you free!♪

*Stevie comes in and starts singing in gibberish*

♪I'm a Goofy Goober!♪

Stevie: (standing on top of Patrick's rock) ROCKS!

SpongeBob continued singing as Plankton climbed out from the wall.

Plankton: What's happening? Huh?!

Stevie was showing off some pop dance moves.

Plankton: His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control! (puts on the headphones) Seize him!

The enslaved citizens started to head for SpongeBob and Stevie, holding their arms out.

Enslaved Citizens: All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stevie: (at the same time) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

He then blew them all out, rising into the air. He was now holding a Goofy Goober-style electric guitar and dressed as a magician. Plankton's and even Mr. Krabs's pupils followed SpongeBob's upward movements.

Patrick: Woo!
Stevie: ROCKS! (throws rocks at everybody)
Patrick and Mindy: Ow! Ow! AH!

The ends of the GG guitar now started to glow blue. He accidentally zapped Stevie with it.

Stevie: AAH!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Stevie.
Stevie: Chickenbutt!

He used it to zap one of the slaves, breaking off his bucket helmet.

Freed Slave: (feeling his head) I'm free. I've been freed!
Plankton: What?

SpongeBob continued to zap slaves, breaking their helmets off as well.

Plankton: NOOOOOO!!!

He then spun around, zapping in random directions, freeing entire rows of slaves.

Plankton: My precious helmets‼

He then started freeing some of his friends, including Squidward, Mrs. Puff, DZ-suited Sandy, Producer Randy, Mr. Timbacks, and Gary.

Squidward: Ah!
Mrs. Puff: Oh!
Sandy: Yee-haw!
Randy: Yay!
Timbacks: Whoa.
Gary: Meow.

Stevie used a hammer to smash off Gabby's helmet. She smiled.
 
Meh, kinda sad. I mean for your writing skills, thsi story just tears it.
 
Scene 31: The Greatest Day of MY Life

Plankton: Come on, I was just kidding! Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?
Stevie: (standing next to the car) Yeha, it was real funny all right, Planky.
Plankton: With the helmets and the big monuments, heh heh, wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!

Neptune: Well, Mindy, I have to admit you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures...(Stevie is jumping up and down behind him; he turns around) What are you doing?
Stevie: I'm trying...to see if I can...get up to your height!
Neptune: Well, knock it off.
Stevie: (walks away) Awww...
Neptune: (to Mindy) Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown!
Stevie: Man, that crown would look soooo good on me. *Patrick bonks him on the head*
Neptune: Now, let's go home.
Mindy: Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

---

Neptune: Oops, I guess I had it set to "Real Boy" ending.
*zaps him into Stevie*
Mr. Krabs: (with Stevie's voice) Waaahhhh!!!! I'm an ugly freak‼
Stevie: Hey, you look all the more handomse to me, bubby! (turns to the audience) Not in that kind of way, of course.
*zaps him back*
Mr. Krabs: Yippee! I'm me old handsome self again!
Stevie: On the contrary...

---

SpongeBob: I'm up here.
Patrick: I'm on it.
Stevie: (walks over, still wearing fishnet throngs) No, I wanna do it! (grabs the string)
Patrick: No! Let go, Stevie!
Stevie: You let go! I'm more manly then you are! (kicks Patrick away) Ha! (lowers SpongeBob down)
Neptune: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him.
Stevie: Uh-oh.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy! I'm sorry I ever doubted ye! That's a mistake I won't make again.
Stevie: (walks over) Sure, you will.
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs. You old soft serve.
Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something I should've done six days ago. Mr. Stevie! Front and center, please!
Stevie: I'm right here.
Mr. Krabs: I think we all know who rightfully deserves that manager pin.
Stevie: I couldn't agree more, Krabsy. (pulls it out of his pocket and pins it on his shirt) So, when do we want me to start working?
Mr. Krabs: No, I was talking about SpongeBob.
Stevie: What? No! You already gave me the job. SpongeBob can go suck Patrick's head!
Patrick: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Why, you! Give me that pin! (tackles Stevie)
Stevie: (as he's getting attacked) HOLY CRAP‼

Mr. Krabs finally retrived the pin. Everyone gathered around.

Stevie: (offscreen) I regret nothing...
Blue man: Hurray for SpongeBob!
*everyone cheers*
SpongeBob: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first.

---

SpongeBob: (takes the pin) Are you crazy?! I was just gonna tell Stevie that his fly is down!
Stevie: (walking over, dazed) Wha...?
SpongeBob: Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
Stevie: (swipes it from him) No, this is the greatest day of MY life! A-ha-ha-ha!

*ending pose*

Written by
Douglas-Z

Directed by
Douglas-Z

Original Story by
Ralph Wiggum

Executive Producer
Tristin-Z

Writing Inspiration and Cultral References
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie :P
Grand Theft Auto
All your base are belong to us
Bob's Big Boy franchise
Jeff Dunham
The Simpsons "E Plurribus Wiggum"
Bee Movie
YouTube Poop videos
Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Universal Orlando Resort©
Back at the Barnyard "The Right Cow"

Voice of Stevie
Tom Kenny

Voice of Producer Randy
Eugenio Derbez

Voice of Mr. Timbacks
Mr. Lawrence

Voice of Larry Goldfish
Rob Paulsen

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Credits

Directed and Produced by
Stephen Hillenburg

Written and Storyboarded by
Derek Drymon
Tim Hill
Stephen Hillenburg
Kent Osborne
Aaron Springer
Paul Tibbitt

Produced by
Julia Pistor

Executive Producers
Albie Hecht
Gina Shay
Derek Drymon

Cast
Tom Kenny...............SpongeBob, various voices
Bill Fagerbakke.........Patrick, various voices
Mr. Lawrence............Plankton, various voices
Clancy Brown............Mr. Krabs
Jeffery Tambor..........King Neptune
Scarlett Johansson....Mindy
Alec Baldwin.............Dennis
David Hasslehoff.......Himself
Carolyn Lawrence.....Sandy
Mary Jo Catlett..........Mrs. Puff
Lori Alan...................Pearl Krabs
Carloz Alazraqui........Various voices
Sirena Irwin..............Various voices
Jill Taley...................Karen, various voices
Tim Blaney................Various voices

Special Thanks to All SBM Members Who Read and Commented On This Fic
1620050
Bart Simpson
bookworm
iPlankton
Lazlo
patrick2403
Piggy
Pistons
QwertyUiop
Ralph Wiggum
SBRoxMan
SpOnGeFaN818
Spongezilla(tm)
The Dark Knight

Also Special Thanks to
Ralph Wiggum
Piggy
Pistons
QwertyUiop
SpOnGeFaN818
Spongezilla(tm)
The Dark Knight

No one was betrayed by cartoon logic during the making of this fic.

Special thanks to Ralph Wiggum for making this post and giving me the inspiration (and permission) to make this fic.

Fan characters, titles, and all other original elements are self-declared property of Douglas-Z and the SpongBuddy Forums. Any unauthorized re-usage or duplication of said inertia will make Douglas-Z very very angry.

Scene 32: You Folks Have to Leave

Cleanup Lady: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart: Say that again if you dare!
Cleanup Lady: You folks have to leave.
Stevie: (still in cartoon form) You heard the lady! Move it!
Captain Bart: Okay.
*they leave the lady finishes sweeping*
Stevie: That's all, folks.
*iris out on Stevie*

[sup]©2008 Douglas-Z
©2008 SpongeBuddy Forums[/sup]

[sup]The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
©2004 Viacom[/sup]

Stay tuned for: Bonus features!
 
Production Notes on The SpongeBob SquarePants and Stevie Movie

The idea for this fic came from the forum's "Make Your Own Episode" topic. In that topic, Ralph Wiggum suggested a rewriting of the movie with Stevie in it. Realizing that story had so much great potential, but I of course was the only one who could write such a story, I offered to write that idea into a fanfic.

This fanfic was relatively easy to write since I was simply inserting new moments and material into a story that already exists. To write for this fic, I turned on PowerDVD (a computer application that plays DVD's on the computer screen) and pasued it to write each scene where I decided Stevie could fit in.

Stevie commonly says "stranger danger" throughout this fic, which is a nod to the Simpsons episode "E Plurribus Wiggum". When interviewers and camerapeople surrounded the Wiggums' household, Ralph reacted by ::dolphin noise:: back into the house, yelling "Stranger Danger!" I'm not sure where the idea of having Stevie get the manager's position came from. I think I just pulled it somewhere out of my brain.

This bonus material doesn't include outtakes or deleted scenes, because I don't know how outtakes would work, and I didn't really have any deleted scenes for this fic. Although, the movie did...

Deleted scene: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stevie Meet Sandy on the Surface

SpongeBob: Come on, guys!
Patrick: Which way now?
Stevie: Your mom.
*pan through the town*
SpongeBob: I don't know.
Stevie: Wow, the surface world reeks.
Sandy's voice: SpongeBob, Patrick, No-Name, is that you?
Stevie: My name is Stevie now! Why is it still hard for people to remember?!
SpongeBob: Sandy Cheeks, is that you?
*they all scream*

Sandy is seen in live-action form.

SpongeBob: Mother of pearl, Sandy, whever you are, save us from this hideous monster!
Stevie: (jumps onto SpongeBob) I'm allergic to people's aunts!
Sandy: Guys, it's me, Sandy Cheeks. This is what I look like up on the surface.
*Patrick vomits*
Stevie: I'm not cleaning that up.
SpongeBob: Sorry, Sandy, you look so, eh...different.
*Patrick vomits again*
Stevie: Still not cleaning it up.
Sandy: What are y'all doing up here on dry land?
Stevie: None of your wheezed guts.
SpongeBob: No time to explain, Sandy. We gotta get back to Bikini Bottom in a hurry! It's an emergency!
Stevie: I wouldn't really classify this as an emergency, persay.
Sandy: Y'all can catch the 11:42 bus down to the beach. I'd go with ya, but I'm having an adventure of my own.
CIA Agent: We've located the squirrel and are moving in to apprehend.
Sandy: Nuts! Take cover, boys! This could get messy! (fires nuts at them with a nutgun)
CIA Agent: Send backup!
Sandy: (starts climbing a telephone wire) You'll never stop the squirrels!
Stevie: (calling) I already did years ago.
SpongeBob: Ready, Pat?
Patrick: Ready.
SpongeBob: (as they're running through people's legs) Boy, this place sure isn't like Bikini Bottom.
Patrick: I'll say.

The Stevie-resemblent human was a tubby shorter version of the SpongeBob look-alike. He wore eyepatches over both of his eyes to reference Stevie's lack of them.

SpongeBob look-alike: Did you see that?
Patrick look-alike: What?
Stevie look-alike: Stranger danger.

A Squidward-resemblent human sped by on his recumbent bicycle.

Squidward look-alike: Out of my way. Morons.

Sneak Peeks

On the next new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 10...

Stevie gets ready for his first date with Gabby...

Gabby: Why are you so...sweaty?
Stevie: (practically soaked in sweat) Sweaty? Who's sweaty?! I'm not sweaty‼ I'm perfectly relaxed‼
*top of his head breaks open revealing his brain*

Plus, Patrick is fussy with his prorous friend's morning treat...

Patrick: (tosses the pie in SpongeBob's face) Blech! I hate blueberry!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Patrick! I'll make you another pie!

And then, SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy are tested on quite a game show!

Announcer: Which one of these six lucky contestants are the least afraid of being attacked by a sea bear...or a mob of sea bears?

SpongeBob: *screaming*
Squidward: *screaming*
Patrick: *screaming*
Stevie: *belch*

Catch Fancy Mess/Pie Ya Glad?/Bear Factor, coming up next!

---

*crash*
Maddie Fenton from Danny Phantom: What on Earth was that?!
Jack Fenton: (running out) Ghosts! GHOSTS‼

We see that an alien spaceship has crashed into the Fenton Lab on top of the house.

Sam Manson: Maybe it's not aliens.
Tucker Foley: It could just be a clever marketing strategy.
Danny Fenton: Or for all we know...it could be ghosts.

The camera then goes to the shot of Marc, Chris, and Jared inside the ruins of their crashed spaceship.

Marc: We want...your jelly!
Tucker: (over footage of the festival) They must want the jelly from the upcoming Amity Park Jelly Festival! They're even importing jelly from India!
Danny: Let me get this straight. You guys are...alien ghosts.
Jared: (as the three are floating and casting a glow) De hecho estamos! (Indeed we are!)

Stevie: I don't belong here! I was set up! I want a lawyer!

The title appears on the screen.

Nickelodeon INVADED
Chapter 4: Blobtastic Voyage!

The final invasion...
 
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