The SpongeBob SquarePants and Stevie Movie

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Scene 1: SpongeBob's Dream

Narrator: Ah, the sea. So mysterious. So beuatiful. So, uh...wet. (as the camera pulls down into the water) Our story begins at Bikini Bottom's popular eating establishment, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
Officer Tyke: Back up! Back up!

The restaurant was surrounded by police officers.

Narrator: Hey, wait a minute! What his happening?

We see Mr. Krabs surrounded by news reporters. Some of them were even small children.

Mr. Krabs: Plase, settle down! We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss it until my manager gets here!
Lady: There he is!

A black hot rod pulled up on the street. SpongeBob stepped out, wearing black boots. He started walking up to the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: (walking up to the KK) Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: (as SpongeBob is blowing a bubble) It started as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese...and mayonaise.
SpongeBob: What went wrong?
Mr. Krabs: When he took a bite...NO CHEESE‼ (starts crying)
SpongeBob: (slaps him) Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in.

We cut inside to the KK to show that the customer was indeed Stevie the Jellyfish.

SpongeBob: Take it easy, jellyfish. I'm the manager of this establishment.
Stevie: I know that. I'm one of your best friends.

SpongeBob walked up to the table and pulled out a briefcase.

SpongeBob: Everything's gonna be just fine.
Stevie: (as SpongeBob is opening up the briefcase) It'd better be. Everyone knows that if you don't have cheese, the mayonaise becomes the overwhelming taste, and it's just...bleh!
SpongeBob: You got a name?
Stevie: You know my name! It's Stevie! STEVIE!
SpongeBob: (putting on some black gloves) You got a family, Stevie?
Stevie: WHAT?!
SpongeBob: Come on, Stevie. Stay with me! Let's hear about that family!
Stevie: Will you stop that?! I'm one of your best friends for crying out loud! If it wasn't for Patrick, I probably would be your best friend‼ (jumps onto the table) STOP PRETENDING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
SpongeBob: That's what it's all about. Now I want you to do me a favor, Stevie.
Stevie: What?
SpongeBob: (lifts a slice of cheese with tweezers) Say cheese.
*pause*
Stevie: Cheese.
SpongeBob: Don't actually say it! (slaps him)
*dramatic scene of him lifting the bun and starting to put the cheese in*
Stevie: Will you hurry up?!
SpongeBob: YOU CAN'T RUSH PERFECTION‼

SpongeBob stepped out of the restaurant, struggling to hold a heavy Stevie and the patty.

SpongeBob: (straining) Order...up. (to Stevie) You need to lose some weight. You know that?

Everyone cheered and held him up.

Everyone: Three cheers for the manager! Hip hip...
Stevie: *foghorn*
Everyone: Hip hip...
Stevie: *foghorn*
Everyone: Hip hip...
Stevie: *prolonged foghorn noise*

SpongeBob then woke up in his bed. Stevie was sleeping on top of him.

SpongeBob: Hurray! (notices Stevie) Stevie? What are you doing?
Stevie: (waking up) Huh? What?
SpongeBob: Get off my bed! (kicks Stevie off)
Stevie: (walking offscreen) Forgive me for wanting to have a sleepover.
SpongeBob: (calling) Next time, you should call me first! (to Gary) Gary, I had that dream again!

Next scene: Patrick's Rock!
 
Scene 2: Patrick's Rock

SpongeBob: Okay! I'll see you at the ceremony!

Patrick emerged from his rock, naked.

Patrick: That sounds like the manger of the new Krusty Krab 2! Oops, hold on.

He re-emerged, this time wearing his shorts. Stevie then crashlanded on the ground, strapped to a bungee chord.

Stevie: Oww. Bungee-jumping off of Squidward's house: bad idea.
Patrick: Congratulations, buddy!
Stevie: (getting up) You know he hasn't actually won the position yet, so it's not really a proper time to celebrate, but then again, you got no competition either!
SpongeBob: And tonight after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!
Stevie: I already am purple just thinking about it!
SpongeBob: We're going to the place where all the action is!
Patrick: You don't mean...
SpongeBob: Oh, I mean.
Stevie: International House of Shamrocks?
SpongeBob: No...
Sponge, Pat, and Stevie: GOOFY GOOBER'S ICE CREAM PARTY BOAT‼

The rock then closed, and opened. Sponge, Pat, and Stevie were wearing their GG hats as the record started.

SpongeBob: ♪Ohh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah♪
Patrick: ♪You're a Goofy Goober, yeah♪
Stevie: ♪We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah♪
Sponge, Pat, and Stevie: ♪Goofy Goofy Goober Goobers, yeah!♪
SpongeBob: (checks watch) I'd better get going! (runs down the road) I'm ready, promotion, I'm ready...
Patrick: (butt-bouncing) Good luck, SpongeBob! Hey, look for me at the ceremony! I got a little surprise for you! ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...
Stevie: (running down the road) Hey, wait for me! Can you get me a free seat?

Scene 3: Plan Z

Plankton: It's beautiful...(closes it)...It's diabolical...(sniffs) It's...it's......burrito-scented?

Stevie rose up out of the folder, eating burritos.

Stevie: Sorry. (jumps out of the folder and walks away)
Plankton: Okaayyy. Anyways...this Plan Z CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL‼
 
Scene 4: KK2 Ceremony

Mr. Krabs: Welcome everyone, to the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2!
*everybody claps*
Mrs. Puff: We paid $9 for this?!
Sandy: (wearing her outift from the fan series) I paid $10!
Stevie: HAH! I only payed $15, suckers! (walking back to his seat) Ha ha ha!
Mr. Krabs: Now before we begin with the ribbon cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new announcer!
Stevie: YAY‼ YEAH‼ OWWWOOOOO!!! (clapping nonstop) Yeah, now we're talking! YEAH! Owwwooooooooo!
SpongeBob: Ssh!
Mr. Krabs: (clears his throat) Yes, well, anyway...the new mamnger is a loyal hard-working employee...
SpongeBob: (thinking) Yes...
Mr. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job...
SpongeBob: (thinking) He's right!
Mr. Krabs: A name you all know...It starts with an "S"...
SpongeBob: That's me...
Mr. Krabs: He wears a tie and square pants!
SpongeBob: (eye twitching) He's practically saying my name without actually saying it!
Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...STEVIE THE JELLYFISH!
SpongeBob: YEEESSSSSS!!! (in a nearby woman's voice) YEAAAHHHH!!!! (starts dancing around; to Squidward) Aw, better luck next time, buddy! WOO-HOO!

He walked up to the stage, continuing screaming and shouting.

SpongeBob: (into the microphone) As the manager of...
Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks! I'm getting an important newsflash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs starts whispering in his ear) I'm making a complete what of myself? (whipsering) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (whipsering) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Mr. Krabs: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SPONGEBOB‼ You didn't get the job!
SpongeBob: What?
Mr. Krabs: You. Did not get. The job!
SpongeBob: I...but why?
Mr. Krabs: Ah SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but...I gave the job to Stevie because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more, uh...mature then you.
SpongeBob: What?! Are you kidding me?! Even Patrick's more insulting then (pointing) HIM!
Stevie: (sitting next to Sandy) Well, that's a bit insulting.
Mr. Krabs: Eh, I know, but this a Green Porygon fanfic, so I can be as random as I want. (sigh) I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is, uh...now, let's see...
Fish in audience: Dork?
Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. Um...
Pearl Krabs: A goofball?
Mr. Krabs: Closer, but no, no...
Fish in audience: A ding-a-ling!
Fish in audience: Wing nut!
Old lady: A Kuncklehead McSpazzetron!
Stevie: (walking up to the stand) A total tow-timin' SCREWBALL! (shoving his finger at SpongeBob's nose) Or how about, "Grand Theft Fraud-o"?!
Mr. Krabs: (shoving Stevie to the side) Okay, that's enough! (to SpongeBob) Look, what I'm trying to say is you're just a kid. And to be a manger, you have to be a man. Otherwise, they'd call it "kid-ager"! You understand-ager, I MEAN, do you understand?
SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr. Krabs. (starts walking away depressingly)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (walking off into the sunset) I'm ready...depression...I'm ready...
Mr. Krabs: Poor kid.
Stevie: (walking up to the microphone) Eh, don't worry, Mr. K! We don't need him anyway! (into the microphone) Now, I knew it was gonna be me, so I prepared a short and sweet speech!

He pulled out a scroll, which then unraveled endlessly. Short and sweet, indeed. :P

Stevie: My fellow citizens, I was born in a log cabin 30 years ago...
Patrick: (calling) Hurray for SpongeBob!

Patrick flew in on a giant banner, naked and laughing. There was a "SpongeBob" flag inbetween his buttocks.

Mr. Krabs ran away.

Patrick: Hurray for SpongeBob!
Stevie: (running away with his never-ending list) IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT‼

Patrick crashed into the stage as everybody ran away screaming. A fire started.

Patrick: (popping out) Let's hear it for SpongeBob! Hello? Wher'd everybody go? (over an exterior view of Bikini Bottom) Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
Stevie: I did.
 
Scene 5: Goofy Goober's

The camera panned into the Goofy Goober's restaurant. Little kids were sitting at tables eating their ice cream as waiters dressed with peanut heads were serving.

Happy-Time Clock: Hey, all you Goober's! It's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober!

Goofy Goober, clearly a guy in a costume, appeared as the purple curtain unfolded.

Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Goofy Goober: Hey, fello Goober's! (raising his lollipop) Time to sing!

♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah♪
Kids: Yeah!

(as a pointing finger spirals out from his costume)
♪You're a Goofy Goober, yeah♪
Kids: Yeah!

♪We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah♪
Kids: Yeah!

(along with kids)
♪Goofy Goofy Goober Goober, yeah!♪

All the kids laughed as the camera panned to the nut bar, where we see SpongeBob still crying over his loss. He was now wearing his GG hat.

SpongeBob: Alright, get it together, old boy. I know! I'll just stop thinking about it! (wipes his nose and stops crying) Hey you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

Patrick and Stevie then walked over to him.

Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!
*SpongeBob resumes crying*
Stevie: (as they sit down) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
SpongeBob: No, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Patrick: What? Why?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a...kid.
Stevie: WHAT?! That's insane‼
SpongeBob: I know.
Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid is...is like saying I'm a kid!
Waiter: (hands Patrick a meal on a tray) Here's your Goober meal, sir.
Patrick: Uhh, I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
*toy is smacked into his face*
Patrick: Thanks.
Stevie: Heh heh.
SpongeBob: It gets worse. Mr. Krabs gave the job to...(points to Stevie)...HIM‼
Patrick: (peels the toy off and turns to Stevie) WHAT?!
Stevie: Heh, I knew I was more mature then the two of you since the day I was born.
SpongeBob: The day you were born, you were just a plain jellyfish.
Stevie: Yeah, I know.
SpongeBob: I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
Patrick: (eating his burger) Are you sure?
SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Patrick: Okay. See ya.
Stevie: Maybe we should celebrate for me instead.
Patrick: Yeah, I like that idea.

The waiter then handed Patrick an ice cream sundae, with a gumball and licorice smiley face.

Waiter: And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.

This caught SpongeBob's attention.

Patrick: (grabs a spoon) Yum.
SpongeBob: Huh. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could sure use one of those.
*SpongeBob sits up as Patrick pats his back*
Patrick: Now you're talking! Hey, waiter! We need another one over here!
Stevie: And I want one that's bacon-flavored!

The waiter handed one to SpongeBob and gave Stevie one that indeed was a reddish bacon-like color, and had susages stabbed in instead of bananas. The smiley face was made up of pieces of floppy bacon.

Waiter: There you go.
SpongeBob and Stevie: Oooooooooh.

They grabbed their spoons and all dug in, splattering ice cream on the waiter. All three of them burped.

SpongeBob: Aaaaaahhh. Boy, guys, that sure hit the spot. I'm feeling better already!
*Stevie burps up a strip of bacon*
Stevie: Yeah! Waiter, let's get another round over here!

We then go into a montage of Sponge, Pat, and Stevie gulping down sundae after sundae, and splattering ice cream on the waiter.

SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Waiter! Three more, please!
*they're handed two more*
Sponge, Pat, and Stevie: WOOHOO! *continue eating*
SpongeBob: Waiter!
*waiter is covered in ice cream*
SpongeBob: Oh, waiter! ♪WAAIIITEERRR♪ Wait-ohr... WAITER!
Waiter: (making another sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

A drunken Sponge, Pat, and Stevie were now on stage with the Goofy Goober.

SpongeBob: Alright folks, this one goes out to my three bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, Stevie, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty we call... (with Patrick and Stevie) ♪Waaaaaiteeeerrrr!!!♪

They then pass out in front of everybody.

Scene 6: The Next Morning

SpongeBob slowly awakned to see the waiter.

Waiter: Hey...Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal!
SpongeBob: Buh...oh, my head...
Waiter: Listen to me. It's eight in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
SpongeBob: Friend?

We see Patrick under a table.

SpongeBob: Patrick! Hey, what's up, buddy? (falls on his face) Wait! Where's Stevie?
Waiter: Who, the weird kid? I think we said something about getting to the Krusty Krab 2 for his first day on the job.
SpongeBob: Oh, right...the Krusty Kra...(squinting) the Krusty Krab 2. Mr. Krabs.
 
It was okay but I think that scene 5 and 6 were too similar to the original, still good though. ._.
 
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