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You have instantaniously gained +5 in the cool factor. =]
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Yeah, that world part rocked. Caught the title of the next scene.
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Scene number: 9000
Scene name: It's Over 9000‼
SpongeBob and Patrick were walking up to the pineapple.
SpongeBob: Pat, why we over here? I told ya we ain't hangin' anymore.
Patrick: I just need to take you inside for a moment.
Once they got inside, Patrick grabbed him and tossed him into the Coolinator-9000. Kevin pressed the button that closed the capsule.
Patrick: Now, let's begin with Operation Nerdier!
Kevin: So, what is Operation Nerdier?
Patrick: I don't know. I just come up with the names.
SpongeBob: (form inside) Hey, you jackin' with me? Let me outta here before you lose the rest of yo cool.
Patrick: Aw, great. Now he's become old school, yo.
Kevin: This is worse then I thought. We must reverse the process before he strats going gangsta. (starts pressing buttons and shifting joysticks) Starting up the mechanisms. Raising the power levels. And...engaging the cooling vents. Patrick, reverse the cM levels to 2!
Patrick: (rips off the joystick) You got it! Oops.
The rip caused a short-circut that flowed through the console circut. In a matter of seconds, four of the six cooling vents blew out.
Kevin: Did four of the cooling vents just blow out? No! The can't blow out! No! (grabs Patrcik) Tell me four of the cooling vents didn't just blow out‼
Patrick: Four of the cooling vents didn't just blow out.
Kevin: Oh, man. Those vents regulate the machine's power. Without them, the machine will overload, and possibly cause a nuclear ENGSMSPLOSION‼
Patrick: But...the other two vents are working. Won't that stop the engsmsplosion?
Kevin: Patrick, even if only ONE of the vents blew out, we'd be in serious trouble.
Just then, the console started to malfunction. Buttons started sparking and breaking apart. As SpongeBob's brain waves were being zapped, the two lazers started overpowering and eventually blew out. Next, an alarm sounded and the glass shield encasing the capsule started to crack. A submarine dive alarm also sounded.
Kevin: Mayday! Mayday! We're going down! We're going down!
Patrick noticed the dive alarm mounted on the wall.
Patrick: Hey, when'd SpongeBob get a submarine alarm?
Kevin: What difference does it make?! Watch the power level on the screen while I try to get the machine to finish the process before it engsmsplodes!
Patrick went over to the screen and watched the power level rise. As "OVERLOAD" flashed on the screen, the numbers started going up rapidly, passing by a hundred every two seconds.
Parts of the machine continued to spark, smoke, and/or blow out. The glass encasment shattered as the capsule doors spun rapidly, releasing sparks and smoke into the air.
At Squidward's house, Phillip G. Plankton looked out the window at the smoke emitting from the pineapple, and the noise of the dive alarm.
Phillip G. Plankton: What is going on in there?
Squidward: They probably forgot how to breathe again. Can we get back to practicing?
White radiation started to emit from inside the capsule, implying the impending engsmsplosion.
Kevin: Patrick, what does the screen say about its power level?
The numbers passed 9,000.
Patrick: (gasp) IT'S OVER 9000‼
Kevin: (grabs Patrick) WHAT 9000?!!? There's no way that can be right‼ This calls for a name change!
He took a red marker and wrote "Over" on the logo, renaming the machine as "Coolinator Over-9000". Just as he finished, the top of he machine fell off. The capsule doors flung out as the radiation started to glow.
Kevin: Im going AWOL. (flees)
Patrick: Me three! (flees)
A huge nuclear ENGSMSPLOSION followed, wiping out all of the pineapple and half of Squidward's tiki.
Squidward: Uhh...
The aftermath of the ENGSMSPLOSION was burning rubble falling from the sky. A shallow crater now lay where the pineapple formerly stood.
Patrick and Kevin popped their heads out from underneath the crater. SpongeBob stepped out from the burning machine, completely unchanged.
Spongebob: Gotta split. Catch ya on the flipside, rainbow trouts. (walks out of the scene)
Patrick: (to Kevin) Well, we went AWOL. It ENGSMSPLODED. It's over 9000. What do we do now?
Kevin: Only one thing to do. From here on out, we're gonna have to snap SpongeBob back...manually.
Next scene: Manually, Thy Name is Producer Randy!
Scene name: It's Over 9000‼
SpongeBob and Patrick were walking up to the pineapple.
SpongeBob: Pat, why we over here? I told ya we ain't hangin' anymore.
Patrick: I just need to take you inside for a moment.
Once they got inside, Patrick grabbed him and tossed him into the Coolinator-9000. Kevin pressed the button that closed the capsule.
Patrick: Now, let's begin with Operation Nerdier!
Kevin: So, what is Operation Nerdier?
Patrick: I don't know. I just come up with the names.
SpongeBob: (form inside) Hey, you jackin' with me? Let me outta here before you lose the rest of yo cool.
Patrick: Aw, great. Now he's become old school, yo.
Kevin: This is worse then I thought. We must reverse the process before he strats going gangsta. (starts pressing buttons and shifting joysticks) Starting up the mechanisms. Raising the power levels. And...engaging the cooling vents. Patrick, reverse the cM levels to 2!
Patrick: (rips off the joystick) You got it! Oops.
The rip caused a short-circut that flowed through the console circut. In a matter of seconds, four of the six cooling vents blew out.
Kevin: Did four of the cooling vents just blow out? No! The can't blow out! No! (grabs Patrcik) Tell me four of the cooling vents didn't just blow out‼
Patrick: Four of the cooling vents didn't just blow out.
Kevin: Oh, man. Those vents regulate the machine's power. Without them, the machine will overload, and possibly cause a nuclear ENGSMSPLOSION‼
Patrick: But...the other two vents are working. Won't that stop the engsmsplosion?
Kevin: Patrick, even if only ONE of the vents blew out, we'd be in serious trouble.
Just then, the console started to malfunction. Buttons started sparking and breaking apart. As SpongeBob's brain waves were being zapped, the two lazers started overpowering and eventually blew out. Next, an alarm sounded and the glass shield encasing the capsule started to crack. A submarine dive alarm also sounded.
Kevin: Mayday! Mayday! We're going down! We're going down!
Patrick noticed the dive alarm mounted on the wall.
Patrick: Hey, when'd SpongeBob get a submarine alarm?
Kevin: What difference does it make?! Watch the power level on the screen while I try to get the machine to finish the process before it engsmsplodes!
Patrick went over to the screen and watched the power level rise. As "OVERLOAD" flashed on the screen, the numbers started going up rapidly, passing by a hundred every two seconds.
Parts of the machine continued to spark, smoke, and/or blow out. The glass encasment shattered as the capsule doors spun rapidly, releasing sparks and smoke into the air.
At Squidward's house, Phillip G. Plankton looked out the window at the smoke emitting from the pineapple, and the noise of the dive alarm.
Phillip G. Plankton: What is going on in there?
Squidward: They probably forgot how to breathe again. Can we get back to practicing?
White radiation started to emit from inside the capsule, implying the impending engsmsplosion.
Kevin: Patrick, what does the screen say about its power level?
The numbers passed 9,000.
Patrick: (gasp) IT'S OVER 9000‼
Kevin: (grabs Patrick) WHAT 9000?!!? There's no way that can be right‼ This calls for a name change!
He took a red marker and wrote "Over" on the logo, renaming the machine as "Coolinator Over-9000". Just as he finished, the top of he machine fell off. The capsule doors flung out as the radiation started to glow.
Kevin: Im going AWOL. (flees)
Patrick: Me three! (flees)
A huge nuclear ENGSMSPLOSION followed, wiping out all of the pineapple and half of Squidward's tiki.
Squidward: Uhh...
The aftermath of the ENGSMSPLOSION was burning rubble falling from the sky. A shallow crater now lay where the pineapple formerly stood.
Patrick and Kevin popped their heads out from underneath the crater. SpongeBob stepped out from the burning machine, completely unchanged.
Spongebob: Gotta split. Catch ya on the flipside, rainbow trouts. (walks out of the scene)
Patrick: (to Kevin) Well, we went AWOL. It ENGSMSPLODED. It's over 9000. What do we do now?
Kevin: Only one thing to do. From here on out, we're gonna have to snap SpongeBob back...manually.
Next scene: Manually, Thy Name is Producer Randy!
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And in present terms, it's ENGSMSPLODE
Either:
A) You have been paying attention to my H*R vocab and are using it just to humor me...
or...
Have you started watching SB? He has some very special things to say about Fan-Fiction. Yes, there's even an e-mail named Fan Club...Which greately involves Fan-Fiction. I really think you should watch it
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A
And in present terms, it's ENGSMSPLODE
Either:
A) You have been paying attention to my H*R vocab and are using it just to humor me...
or...
Have you started watching SB? He has some very special things to say about Fan-Fiction. Yes, there's even an e-mail named Fan Club...
Which greately involves Fan-Fiction. I really think you should watch it
I had to go back and track your posts just to figure out how to spell it.
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You need to learn a lesson. Click on "I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD WATCH IT"A.
And in present terms, it's ENGSMSPLODE
Either:
A) You have been paying attention to my H*R vocab and are using it just to humor me...
or...
Which greately involves Fan-Fiction. I really think you should watch it
You'll laugh. And learn why all fan-fiction is evil.
And you'll laugh.
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Every time HSR says, "Hey Strong Sad, you gonna eat all them twizzlers?", the internet freezes up on me.You need to learn a lesson. Click on "I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD WATCH IT"A.
And in present terms, it's ENGSMSPLODE
Either:
A) You have been paying attention to my H*R vocab and are using it just to humor me...
or...
Have you started watching SB? He has some very special things to say about Fan-Fiction. Yes, there's even an e-mail named Fan Club...
Which greately involves Fan-Fiction. I really think you should watch it
You'll laugh. And learn why all fan-fiction is evil.
And you'll laugh.
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Every time HSR says, "Hey Strong Sad, you gonna eat all them twizzlers?", the internet freezes up on me.You need to learn a lesson. Click on "I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD WATCH IT"A.
And in present terms, it's ENGSMSPLODE
Either:
A) You have been paying attention to my H*R vocab and are using it just to humor me...
or...
Which greately involves Fan-Fiction. I really think you should watch it
You'll laugh. And learn why all fan-fiction is evil.
And you'll laugh.
That's okay... Not much after it anyways... http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/fan_club
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Scene number: 10
Scene name: Manually, Thy Name is Producer Randy!
SpongeBob walked down the road, and then stopped at a tiny box on the road. It had a tag that read, "For SpongeBob".
SpongeBob: Hmm. (reads the tag) "For SpongeBob." I should just ignore this, but that would be rude. Hey, wait. I am rude.
He stepped on the box and continued walking. Kevin and Patrick popped their heads out from behind a coral reef.
Kevin: Drat.
*box opening transition*
We see another very tiny box with a neon arrow pointing down to it. This time, it lay in front of Squidward's driveway. Squidward went out to his mailbox to get the mail, and then noticed the box.
Squidward: (walks over to it) Hello, what's this? (reads the neon arrow) "Open this tiny box if you think you are the coolest person in Bikini Bottom." Hm, I think I'm the coolest person in Bikini Bottom!
He opened the tiny box. He peeked inside. Nothing.
Squidward: Hmph. (walks away)
Patrick walked out of the nearby coral reef and closed the box.
Patrick: Stupid Squidward. (gasp) He's coming!
He bid back in the reef as SpongeBob approached.
SpongeBob: Hmm. "Open this tiny box if you think you are the coolest person in Bikini Bottom." I don't think; I know.
He opened the box. For a few seconds, nothing happened.
SpongeBob: Well, that was a waste of my life.
Just then, Producer Randy bursted out of the box.
Producer Randy: Hooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................
We cut into Squidward's house. Squidward was playing his calrinet, however it sounded like Randy's yell was coming from the clarinet. He even stopepd yelling just when Squidward stopped playing. Squidward shook the clarinet in confusion.
Phillip G. Plankton: Hmm. Maybe there is a dying animal jammed in there. That happened to me once.
Producer Randy: Boo! Rah! Laahh! ROOOAAAA!!!! Oooooooohhh!!! Hola! Hola! Hooo...........la. (pause) You're supposed to be muy asustado.
SpongeBob: You know what's really scary? Your breath. (shoves a breath mint into Randy's mouth and walks away) Have a mint, chaplip.
Producer Randy: (swallows the mint) Chaplip? But I just put on some chapstick esta maana. (pulls out some chapstick and starts spreading it across his lips)
Patrick: (as he and Kevin are hiding behind the reef) Wow, this is gonna be harder then I thought.
Kevin: Yes, it is. Luckily for us, we have the power of cartoon montages on our side.
*chapstick transition to next scene*
Next scene: The Power of Cartoon Montages!
Scene name: Manually, Thy Name is Producer Randy!
SpongeBob walked down the road, and then stopped at a tiny box on the road. It had a tag that read, "For SpongeBob".
SpongeBob: Hmm. (reads the tag) "For SpongeBob." I should just ignore this, but that would be rude. Hey, wait. I am rude.
He stepped on the box and continued walking. Kevin and Patrick popped their heads out from behind a coral reef.
Kevin: Drat.
*box opening transition*
We see another very tiny box with a neon arrow pointing down to it. This time, it lay in front of Squidward's driveway. Squidward went out to his mailbox to get the mail, and then noticed the box.
Squidward: (walks over to it) Hello, what's this? (reads the neon arrow) "Open this tiny box if you think you are the coolest person in Bikini Bottom." Hm, I think I'm the coolest person in Bikini Bottom!
He opened the tiny box. He peeked inside. Nothing.
Squidward: Hmph. (walks away)
Patrick walked out of the nearby coral reef and closed the box.
Patrick: Stupid Squidward. (gasp) He's coming!
He bid back in the reef as SpongeBob approached.
SpongeBob: Hmm. "Open this tiny box if you think you are the coolest person in Bikini Bottom." I don't think; I know.
He opened the box. For a few seconds, nothing happened.
SpongeBob: Well, that was a waste of my life.
Just then, Producer Randy bursted out of the box.
Producer Randy: Hooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................
We cut into Squidward's house. Squidward was playing his calrinet, however it sounded like Randy's yell was coming from the clarinet. He even stopepd yelling just when Squidward stopped playing. Squidward shook the clarinet in confusion.
Phillip G. Plankton: Hmm. Maybe there is a dying animal jammed in there. That happened to me once.
Producer Randy: Boo! Rah! Laahh! ROOOAAAA!!!! Oooooooohhh!!! Hola! Hola! Hooo...........la. (pause) You're supposed to be muy asustado.
SpongeBob: You know what's really scary? Your breath. (shoves a breath mint into Randy's mouth and walks away) Have a mint, chaplip.
Producer Randy: (swallows the mint) Chaplip? But I just put on some chapstick esta maana. (pulls out some chapstick and starts spreading it across his lips)
Patrick: (as he and Kevin are hiding behind the reef) Wow, this is gonna be harder then I thought.
Kevin: Yes, it is. Luckily for us, we have the power of cartoon montages on our side.
*chapstick transition to next scene*
Next scene: The Power of Cartoon Montages!
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Randy is awesome as usual, and that 9000 part was the best in the fanfic.
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Before you read this next scene, I'd like you to take the time and read this Patchy segment that was supposed to go in front of Scene 8 (Rendevouz in the Subspace Resort-sery). I can't edit it back into the post due to the new rule (GRRRR!!!!!!! :P).
Scene number: 10
Scene name: The Power of Cheesy Cartoon Montages!
NOTE: There's foreshadowing somewhere in this chapter. See if you can find it.
In Downtown Bikini Bottom, we see a piece of cheese lying on the sidewalk, with a string attached to it.
Prodcuer Randy: (walks away) Oh, boy! Queso!
He ate the cheese. The string was then pulled back, thus pulling along Randy. It was then revealed that the string was attached to a fishing pole that Kevin was reeling in.
Kevin: I think I've got him.
Randy: (once he's been reeled in) HOLA! Lovely day for fishing, s?
Patrick and Kevin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Salgan de aqu, naranja pelcano!
He hurled Producer Randy away.
Randy: Ah, I've still got it. (lands into a garbage can) Oh, bruto! It smells like Herman's bao de aqu!
*garbage can closing and repoening transition*
We see another piece of cheese now lying in front of the Krusty Krab's doorway. Patrick and Kevin were sitting on top of the KK sign out front.
Kevin: Once SpongeBob walks the driveway on his way to work, he will find the cheese, eat it, and we shall reel him back in. And then, we'll stop being all expositional just so the readers know our plan!
Patrick: Genius.
SpongeBob: (walking by) Too bad I'm not working at that sad shack anymore.
Patrick: Aw, tartar sauce.
*bubble transition*
Another piece of cheese was now lying on the street.
Patrick: (as they're hiding behind a bush) Alright. If this doesn't work, then my name is Patrick Danger Star!
Kevin glared at him.
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob walked over and picked up the cheese. He took a small bite out of it (that wasn't connected to the string) and continued walking.
Patrick: Fish paste! Let's try this from Sand Mountain.
Kevin: Um Patrick, I don't mean or intend to be Captain Obvious here, but...maybe cheese isn't the answer.
*bubble transition*
SpongeBob continued walking down the road. Just then, he stopped. The road led into a Goofy Goober's convienently placed there.
SpongeBob: What in the name of...
On the patio, we see Patrick and Kevin sitting at a table. Patrick was eating cie cream whilst Kevin watched, bored.
Patrick: (in a loud tone) Gee Kevin, isn't this ice cream delicious?
Kevin: Yeah, whatever. I hope nobody I know sees me here.
Patrick: (in a loud tone) It's too bad SpongeBob isn't here to pig out and enjoy this ice cream with us!
SpongeBob started to feel nervous. His desire for the ice cream was starting to crack thorugh his cool persona. He tried to walk away, but the road behind him suddenly led into another Goofy Goober's that was magically there. Before long, there was a Goofy Goober's there everywhere he looked, almost impossible.
Kevin: Remind me again how this is all happening.
Patrick: It's a cartoon.
SpongeBob continued struggling not to go into the Goofy Goober's. He was just about to crack when Darry called him.
Darry: Hey, sponge.
Darry, Larry, and Joe stood in a small space in-between two Goofy Goober's. SpongeBob took a deep breath and followed them out.
Kevin: Oh, great.
Patrick: (slams his fist down on the table) We almost had him! If we want to succeed, we have to get rid of Darry, Larry, and Gary!
Kevin: Joe.
Patrick: Whatever.
Waiter: (walking over) Uh, are you going to be able to pay for all those Goofy Goober's, sir?
Patrick: Uhh...umm..*to the camera* Alright, a bubble transition would be nice...Now, please...
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: The Final Attempt!
Scene number: 10
Scene name: The Power of Cheesy Cartoon Montages!
NOTE: There's foreshadowing somewhere in this chapter. See if you can find it.
In Downtown Bikini Bottom, we see a piece of cheese lying on the sidewalk, with a string attached to it.
Prodcuer Randy: (walks away) Oh, boy! Queso!
He ate the cheese. The string was then pulled back, thus pulling along Randy. It was then revealed that the string was attached to a fishing pole that Kevin was reeling in.
Kevin: I think I've got him.
Randy: (once he's been reeled in) HOLA! Lovely day for fishing, s?
Patrick and Kevin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Salgan de aqu, naranja pelcano!
He hurled Producer Randy away.
Randy: Ah, I've still got it. (lands into a garbage can) Oh, bruto! It smells like Herman's bao de aqu!
*garbage can closing and repoening transition*
We see another piece of cheese now lying in front of the Krusty Krab's doorway. Patrick and Kevin were sitting on top of the KK sign out front.
Kevin: Once SpongeBob walks the driveway on his way to work, he will find the cheese, eat it, and we shall reel him back in. And then, we'll stop being all expositional just so the readers know our plan!
Patrick: Genius.
SpongeBob: (walking by) Too bad I'm not working at that sad shack anymore.
Patrick: Aw, tartar sauce.
*bubble transition*
Another piece of cheese was now lying on the street.
Patrick: (as they're hiding behind a bush) Alright. If this doesn't work, then my name is Patrick Danger Star!
Kevin glared at him.
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob walked over and picked up the cheese. He took a small bite out of it (that wasn't connected to the string) and continued walking.
Patrick: Fish paste! Let's try this from Sand Mountain.
Kevin: Um Patrick, I don't mean or intend to be Captain Obvious here, but...maybe cheese isn't the answer.
*bubble transition*
SpongeBob continued walking down the road. Just then, he stopped. The road led into a Goofy Goober's convienently placed there.
SpongeBob: What in the name of...
On the patio, we see Patrick and Kevin sitting at a table. Patrick was eating cie cream whilst Kevin watched, bored.
Patrick: (in a loud tone) Gee Kevin, isn't this ice cream delicious?
Kevin: Yeah, whatever. I hope nobody I know sees me here.
Patrick: (in a loud tone) It's too bad SpongeBob isn't here to pig out and enjoy this ice cream with us!
SpongeBob started to feel nervous. His desire for the ice cream was starting to crack thorugh his cool persona. He tried to walk away, but the road behind him suddenly led into another Goofy Goober's that was magically there. Before long, there was a Goofy Goober's there everywhere he looked, almost impossible.
Kevin: Remind me again how this is all happening.
Patrick: It's a cartoon.
SpongeBob continued struggling not to go into the Goofy Goober's. He was just about to crack when Darry called him.
Darry: Hey, sponge.
Darry, Larry, and Joe stood in a small space in-between two Goofy Goober's. SpongeBob took a deep breath and followed them out.
Kevin: Oh, great.
Patrick: (slams his fist down on the table) We almost had him! If we want to succeed, we have to get rid of Darry, Larry, and Gary!
Kevin: Joe.
Patrick: Whatever.
Waiter: (walking over) Uh, are you going to be able to pay for all those Goofy Goober's, sir?
Patrick: Uhh...umm..*to the camera* Alright, a bubble transition would be nice...Now, please...
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: The Final Attempt!
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This is great. The cheese part was the best of that scene.
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I agree. This is very cool.
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If only you can do that in real life.
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I'd think the picture was good too, but the server won't let me on Imageshack. :( Anyway, nice fan fic!
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Scene number: 12
Scene name: The Final Attempt
Darry, Larry, Joe, and SpongeBob walked down a road. Above, we see a boulder hanging by a rope on the egde of a cliff. Patrick and Kevin are up top. Patrick has scissors.
Patrick: Heh heh. Once they're under the target, I'm cutting this rope, and this boulder is gonna kiss their "cool" butts goodbye!
Kevin: Uh, Patrick, I thought you told me there were your old college friends. Do we really need to go for something this hostile?
Patrick: Hm, yeah. You're right. This is too hostile. We can't use a boulder of this size.
He untied the boulder and tossed it away. He then tied together an even larger boulder.
Patrick: We need more power!
Kevin: Patrick, you don't know what hostile means, do you?
Patrick: Oh, good! They're under the target! Alright, Darry, Larry, and Carey...
Kevin: Joe.
Patrick: It's time! It's Tool Time!
He cut the rope, releasing the boulder.
Joe: Dudes, look out!
They dodged juast as the boulder landed.
Patrick: Aw, man. We should've used a smaller boulder.
Kevin shook his head and then sighed.
*boulder falling transition to next scene*
We see Kevin climbing into his car, which resembled a pickle.
Patrick: You're giving up? But we're so close to succeeding!
Kevin: (sigh) Patrick, no we're not. Every plan we've tried never even came close, except for the Goofy Goober one. It's hopeless, Patrick. The effects of my machine have made him invulnerably cool. I knew it would fail from the start, but I decided to let you try anyway.
Patrick: Wait...you knew this would never work?
Kevin: Full and well and dang, I am cool.
Patrick: But, why didn't you ever tell me?
Kevin: Eh, cause then you'd start bawling and your cM level would drop even more. Although now, yuor cM level has already dropped to that stage.
Patrick: But...what about SpongeBob?
Kevin: (sigh) I guess you can keep trying. I really don't think anything else will work. And besides, you're just getting too nerdy for me. See ya, Patrick.
The pickle car drove away and into the horizon.
Patrick: Yeah. See ya.
Soft music played as Patrick sadly turned around to go home.
Next scene name: Patrick Gone NUTS‼
Scene name: The Final Attempt
Darry, Larry, Joe, and SpongeBob walked down a road. Above, we see a boulder hanging by a rope on the egde of a cliff. Patrick and Kevin are up top. Patrick has scissors.
Patrick: Heh heh. Once they're under the target, I'm cutting this rope, and this boulder is gonna kiss their "cool" butts goodbye!
Kevin: Uh, Patrick, I thought you told me there were your old college friends. Do we really need to go for something this hostile?
Patrick: Hm, yeah. You're right. This is too hostile. We can't use a boulder of this size.
He untied the boulder and tossed it away. He then tied together an even larger boulder.
Patrick: We need more power!
Kevin: Patrick, you don't know what hostile means, do you?
Patrick: Oh, good! They're under the target! Alright, Darry, Larry, and Carey...
Kevin: Joe.
Patrick: It's time! It's Tool Time!
He cut the rope, releasing the boulder.
Joe: Dudes, look out!
They dodged juast as the boulder landed.
Patrick: Aw, man. We should've used a smaller boulder.
Kevin shook his head and then sighed.
*boulder falling transition to next scene*
We see Kevin climbing into his car, which resembled a pickle.
Patrick: You're giving up? But we're so close to succeeding!
Kevin: (sigh) Patrick, no we're not. Every plan we've tried never even came close, except for the Goofy Goober one. It's hopeless, Patrick. The effects of my machine have made him invulnerably cool. I knew it would fail from the start, but I decided to let you try anyway.
Patrick: Wait...you knew this would never work?
Kevin: Full and well and dang, I am cool.
Patrick: But, why didn't you ever tell me?
Kevin: Eh, cause then you'd start bawling and your cM level would drop even more. Although now, yuor cM level has already dropped to that stage.
Patrick: But...what about SpongeBob?
Kevin: (sigh) I guess you can keep trying. I really don't think anything else will work. And besides, you're just getting too nerdy for me. See ya, Patrick.
The pickle car drove away and into the horizon.
Patrick: Yeah. See ya.
Soft music played as Patrick sadly turned around to go home.
Next scene name: Patrick Gone NUTS‼
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Scene number: 13
Scene name: Patrick Gone NUTS‼ :devil:
Sandy walked up to Patrick's rock. She knocked.
Sandy: Patrick? Are y'all in there? Yello?
Patrick: (from inside) Patrick's not here right now. Please leave a message after the end of his world. (pause) Okay. Go ahead.
Sandy: (opening up the rock) Patrick, I wanted to ask y'all why SpongeBob's been actin' so funny. (pause) Patrick?
The camera panned throughout the house. Everything was in a mess. Ketchup and mustard were splattered on the walls, all the furniture was tumbled over and cluttered all over the room, and Patrick's sock drawer looked like a tornado ate it up. Patrick's moaning could be heard.
Sandy: (walking through) Patrick, where are ya? And what happened around here? It looks like a stampede of bulls madder then salsa verde ran through here.
She finally traced Patrick's moans to his closet. She opened up the closet to find Patrick curled up in a ball, dressed in a beanie cap and orange/white-striped shirt. He was wiping his blacktears with sheets of printer paper.
Patrick: AH! Sandy, don't come here!
Sandy: Patrick, what's gotten into y'all?
Patrick: (dashes out of the cloest) Stay back! Too much indecent exposure and you'll end up being a nerd like me!
Sandy: (walking towards him) What's going on here, Patrick? Did something slither into yer brain and die?
Patrick: I'm not Patrick! I am Mr. Twinkles! WHEE‼ MR. TWINKLES‼
Sandy: Patrick, what's wrong with you two?! Y'all are both actin' like a couple o' nut balls!
Patrick: Nutballs? Ah! Ha ha! That was funny.
Sandy: (picks Patrick up off the ground) Patrick, why is SpongeBob all funny and why are you being even more of an idiot?!
Patrick: Okay, I confess! Oh Sandy, it's terrible! I ATE THE LAST COOKIE‼ (starts crying) I feel so ashamed!
Sandy: (in Patrick's face) Answer the question before I give y'all a ticket to hurtville.
Patrick: Alright, I'll talk! You see, me and Kevin used this machine to turn SpongeBob cool so my college friends wouldn't laugh at him. But then, he became so cool, he's stopped hanging out with me, so me and Kevin, we plotted to get SpongeBob back to normal, but then the machine and the cheese and the boulder...But, it gets worse! He is slowly draining all my cool energy from me! I'm turning into nerd!
Sandy: Have you considered seeing a therapist?
Patrick: This is serious, Sandy1 I don't even know who I am anymore‼ (looks at his bank card, which clearly has his name written on it) STILL DON'T KNOW‼
Sandy: Alright Patrick, you need to sit down and relax.
She sat Patrick down into a small chair against the wall. He continued to shake.
Sandy: And let's take off these ridiculous clothes.
She riped off Patrick's beanie cap and shirt.
Sandy: Now, Dr. Sandra Cheeks is ready for therapy!
Patrick: You're a therapist?
Sandy: Well, ah'm a certified therapist.
She held up both a PhD and a Therapist's Certificate, both credited to "Sandra Cheeks" and recived from "Nut Shell Squirrel University" in Oak-lahoma, Texas.
Patrick: Wow, you are good.
Sandy: Now, let me start off by asking, why would y'all want to change SpongeBob?
Patrick: Because my cool friends from community college were making fun of him.
Sandy: Hmm, ah see. Tell me about these old "college friends".
Patrick: Well, there are three of them. Their names are Darry, Larry, and...
Sandy: ...Harry?
Patrick: Joe. I met them in community college when...
For the next two hours, Patrick and Sandy discussed Patrick's conflicts and problems. Eventually, Sandy had her thesis.
Sandy: Ah have my thesis!
Patrick: (wakes up; snort) Huh?
Sandy: Patrick, y'all need to make a decision. Who are yer real chums? SpongeBob, someone you've been friends with almost yer whole life, or Darry, Larry, and Gary...
Patrick: Joe.
Sandy: ...three simple chums that y'all haven't been in contact with since man set foot on the moon?
Patrick: Hmm...Well, I think that, uh...well...What was the question again?
Sandy: (sigh) Do y'all wanna be pals with SpongeBob or yer college friends? Take yer pick, Patrick.
Patrick: (ponders) I think...(sigh) SpongeBob.
Sandy: Then, Patrick, that means ya have to accept SpongeBob for who he is, and not what yer college friends think of him. Trust me. If they were really yer friends, they'd respect SpongeBob as one of yer chums.
Patrick: So, what you're saying is, is that I shouldn't care what anyone thinks of SpongeBob, and if they make fun of him, they're probably not really my friends?
Sandy: That's my thesis in a nut shell.
Patrick: (inhales) You're right, Sandy. (stand sup) SpongeBob is my pal, and if he's a nerd, I embrace him! (heroic music dies) 'Except that I still don't know how to get SpongeBob back to normal. The machine's desroyed, and nothing else seems to work.
Sandy: (puts her hand on Patrick's shoulder) Ya know what, Patrick? Y'all can probably get SpongeBob back to earth...with the power of love. :)[sup]1[/sup]
Patrick: You really think that'll work?
Sandy: That, or y'all can always try the Douglas-Z way.
Patrick: Aww, but the Douglas-Z way is so confusing. His writing never makes sense to me. I can't even understand a word I'm saying right now!
Sandy: Then, go with "power of love".
Parick: You're right, Sandy. And if I'm going to get my friend back, I have to do it with the last lingering thread of coolness I have left!
He put on sunglasses, a leather shirt, and a leather jacket, and proceeded to walk. He then hit the wall.
Patrick: GRR! Ahh...who put that wall there?
He opened up his rock and walked out. He then hit his groin on his mailbox.
Patrick: (weakly) Who put that mailbox there?
He then walked down the road. Sandy looked up at the sky. Dark rain clouds were starting to roll in. A few drops of rain had already landed on the ground.
Sandy: Uh, Patrick, ah think y'all might want to take an umbrella with you. Patrick?
Next scene: A Race Against Time!
[sup]1[/sup]Not that kind of love, before anyone starts. :)
Scene name: Patrick Gone NUTS‼ :devil:
Sandy walked up to Patrick's rock. She knocked.
Sandy: Patrick? Are y'all in there? Yello?
Patrick: (from inside) Patrick's not here right now. Please leave a message after the end of his world. (pause) Okay. Go ahead.
Sandy: (opening up the rock) Patrick, I wanted to ask y'all why SpongeBob's been actin' so funny. (pause) Patrick?
The camera panned throughout the house. Everything was in a mess. Ketchup and mustard were splattered on the walls, all the furniture was tumbled over and cluttered all over the room, and Patrick's sock drawer looked like a tornado ate it up. Patrick's moaning could be heard.
Sandy: (walking through) Patrick, where are ya? And what happened around here? It looks like a stampede of bulls madder then salsa verde ran through here.
She finally traced Patrick's moans to his closet. She opened up the closet to find Patrick curled up in a ball, dressed in a beanie cap and orange/white-striped shirt. He was wiping his blacktears with sheets of printer paper.
Patrick: AH! Sandy, don't come here!
Sandy: Patrick, what's gotten into y'all?
Patrick: (dashes out of the cloest) Stay back! Too much indecent exposure and you'll end up being a nerd like me!
Sandy: (walking towards him) What's going on here, Patrick? Did something slither into yer brain and die?
Patrick: I'm not Patrick! I am Mr. Twinkles! WHEE‼ MR. TWINKLES‼
Sandy: Patrick, what's wrong with you two?! Y'all are both actin' like a couple o' nut balls!
Patrick: Nutballs? Ah! Ha ha! That was funny.
Sandy: (picks Patrick up off the ground) Patrick, why is SpongeBob all funny and why are you being even more of an idiot?!
Patrick: Okay, I confess! Oh Sandy, it's terrible! I ATE THE LAST COOKIE‼ (starts crying) I feel so ashamed!
Sandy: (in Patrick's face) Answer the question before I give y'all a ticket to hurtville.
Patrick: Alright, I'll talk! You see, me and Kevin used this machine to turn SpongeBob cool so my college friends wouldn't laugh at him. But then, he became so cool, he's stopped hanging out with me, so me and Kevin, we plotted to get SpongeBob back to normal, but then the machine and the cheese and the boulder...But, it gets worse! He is slowly draining all my cool energy from me! I'm turning into nerd!
Sandy: Have you considered seeing a therapist?
Patrick: This is serious, Sandy1 I don't even know who I am anymore‼ (looks at his bank card, which clearly has his name written on it) STILL DON'T KNOW‼
Sandy: Alright Patrick, you need to sit down and relax.
She sat Patrick down into a small chair against the wall. He continued to shake.
Sandy: And let's take off these ridiculous clothes.
She riped off Patrick's beanie cap and shirt.
Sandy: Now, Dr. Sandra Cheeks is ready for therapy!
Patrick: You're a therapist?
Sandy: Well, ah'm a certified therapist.
She held up both a PhD and a Therapist's Certificate, both credited to "Sandra Cheeks" and recived from "Nut Shell Squirrel University" in Oak-lahoma, Texas.
Patrick: Wow, you are good.
Sandy: Now, let me start off by asking, why would y'all want to change SpongeBob?
Patrick: Because my cool friends from community college were making fun of him.
Sandy: Hmm, ah see. Tell me about these old "college friends".
Patrick: Well, there are three of them. Their names are Darry, Larry, and...
Sandy: ...Harry?
Patrick: Joe. I met them in community college when...
For the next two hours, Patrick and Sandy discussed Patrick's conflicts and problems. Eventually, Sandy had her thesis.
Sandy: Ah have my thesis!
Patrick: (wakes up; snort) Huh?
Sandy: Patrick, y'all need to make a decision. Who are yer real chums? SpongeBob, someone you've been friends with almost yer whole life, or Darry, Larry, and Gary...
Patrick: Joe.
Sandy: ...three simple chums that y'all haven't been in contact with since man set foot on the moon?
Patrick: Hmm...Well, I think that, uh...well...What was the question again?
Sandy: (sigh) Do y'all wanna be pals with SpongeBob or yer college friends? Take yer pick, Patrick.
Patrick: (ponders) I think...(sigh) SpongeBob.
Sandy: Then, Patrick, that means ya have to accept SpongeBob for who he is, and not what yer college friends think of him. Trust me. If they were really yer friends, they'd respect SpongeBob as one of yer chums.
Patrick: So, what you're saying is, is that I shouldn't care what anyone thinks of SpongeBob, and if they make fun of him, they're probably not really my friends?
Sandy: That's my thesis in a nut shell.
Patrick: (inhales) You're right, Sandy. (stand sup) SpongeBob is my pal, and if he's a nerd, I embrace him! (heroic music dies) 'Except that I still don't know how to get SpongeBob back to normal. The machine's desroyed, and nothing else seems to work.
Sandy: (puts her hand on Patrick's shoulder) Ya know what, Patrick? Y'all can probably get SpongeBob back to earth...with the power of love. :)[sup]1[/sup]
Patrick: You really think that'll work?
Sandy: That, or y'all can always try the Douglas-Z way.
Patrick: Aww, but the Douglas-Z way is so confusing. His writing never makes sense to me. I can't even understand a word I'm saying right now!
Sandy: Then, go with "power of love".
Parick: You're right, Sandy. And if I'm going to get my friend back, I have to do it with the last lingering thread of coolness I have left!
He put on sunglasses, a leather shirt, and a leather jacket, and proceeded to walk. He then hit the wall.
Patrick: GRR! Ahh...who put that wall there?
He opened up his rock and walked out. He then hit his groin on his mailbox.
Patrick: (weakly) Who put that mailbox there?
He then walked down the road. Sandy looked up at the sky. Dark rain clouds were starting to roll in. A few drops of rain had already landed on the ground.
Sandy: Uh, Patrick, ah think y'all might want to take an umbrella with you. Patrick?
Next scene: A Race Against Time!
[sup]1[/sup]Not that kind of love, before anyone starts. :)
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