New SB episode ideas

An episode "The Flying Dutchman VS King Neptune." That would be cool.
 
What if Spongebob took King Neptune's place?
 
My Leg: Fred goes on an epic quest to end the leg curse that Madame Hagfish put on him as a child.
 
I want an episode that shows the origin of the Flying Dutchman, and I know this is very impossible, but I'd love it to be written by Derek Drymon. Even if he just came back for one episode it would be amazing. The reason I want him to write it is because when he writes Dutchman comics in the series, they leave me amazed because of how accurate they are to what I think the Dutchman's character should be.
 
The Land of the Forgotten: Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick and SpongeBob take Sandy's time machine for a trip through time, but a weird glitch sends them to the Land of the Forgotten (a parody of The Land of the Lost).
 
Flatts returns: Flatts comes back to boating school and SB thinks Flatts is after him but Flatts just wants to be friends.
 
Just another Pantie Raid: SpongeBob and Patrick are out being crazy as usual, until they go to Goo Lagoon and they see Larry the Lobster upset. He feels that he isn't extreme anymore so Sponge and Pat take him on wild adventures and see's if he can conquer........... The Pantie Raid....
 
"To Love a Pole" (the episode that would replace "To Love a Patty")- Patrick one day is playing outside and hopping and skipping along in Bikini Bottom when he accidentally bumps into a random telephone pole in one of the city streets. The pole itself drips some water onto Patrick and Patrick starts to see the pole make subtle signs that it "loves" Patrick (light blinking and Patrick being able to see a heart and a smile somewhere onto the pole, not sure how this gag would work but it's pretty vivid in my mind) and Patrick begins to fall madly in love with the pole, taking it everywhere like the movies, the park, etc., making a shrine to it in his rock, and this all goes well but it begins to really annoy both SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy and they try to come up with a plan to get Patrick to stop obsessing over this inanimate object but nothing works and Patrick ends up crying when Sandy and Squidward try to take the pole back to where it belongs. The police come and arrest Patrick for destruction of public property and does his time in community service for like a month or two and to remedy the situation over the pole situation, Patrick decides to just make "make" a new girlfriend out of some sand in his rock and everything gets resolved sort of.

Yeah this still ended up being a brain fart from me but at least my version of this premise wouldn't have that stupid song or SpongeBob killing clams, no Nasty Patty 2.0, or the right character getting a consequence of what he did and it's a reference to the end of "The Krabby Kronicle" too. I would try to have a lot more satire and farce in this version of the episode as well.
 
Patrick Patties - Patrick sells Krabby Patties at his own little stand thing. They aren't that good, but the Bottomites still love them, and put the Krusty Krab in danger of going out of busi-wait.

 
King Neptune Vs. God Neptune: (non canon just to shut up the fans over it) The movie Neptune is in a fight against the god Neptune. After some various fighting it's revealed God Neptune was turned into King Neptune and lost his powers, and everyone forgot due to a spell from some witch King Neptune used. He was still a god but forgot about his powers, until now so King Neptune just goes back to God Neptune. Sadly he couldn't change the thinning hair because that was natural. :P
 
Popeye Q. Krabs said:
"To Love a Pole" (the episode that would replace "To Love a Patty")- Patrick one day is playing outside and hopping and skipping along in Bikini Bottom when he accidentally bumps into a random telephone pole in one of the city streets. The pole itself drips some water onto Patrick and Patrick starts to see the pole make subtle signs that it "loves" Patrick (light blinking and Patrick being able to see a heart and a smile somewhere onto the pole, not sure how this gag would work but it's pretty vivid in my mind) and Patrick begins to fall madly in love with the pole, taking it everywhere like the movies, the park, etc., making a shrine to it in his rock, and this all goes well but it begins to really annoy both SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy and they try to come up with a plan to get Patrick to stop obsessing over this inanimate object but nothing works and Patrick ends up crying when Sandy and Squidward try to take the pole back to where it belongs. The police come and arrest Patrick for destruction of public property and does his time in community service for like a month or two and to remedy the situation over the pole situation, Patrick decides to just make "make" a new girlfriend out of some sand in his rock and everything gets resolved sort of.

Yeah this still ended up being a brain fart from me but at least my version of this premise wouldn't have that stupid song or SpongeBob killing clams, no Nasty Patty 2.0, or the right character getting a consequence of what he did and it's a reference to the end of "The Krabby Kronicle" too. I would try to have a lot more satire and farce in this version of the episode as well.
Sounds a little like No Nose Knows mixed with The Krabby Kronicle mixed with To Love a Patty. It's much better than TLAP.
 
The Sponge Arts: (backstory is in that late karate topic I made if you want info) Lately feeling behind in karate, SpongeBob tries to get some help from everyone to be better at karate. After everyone's attempts fail he gives up. Then Flats returns remembering he couldn't kick his butt, so Flats feeling if he can't beat SpongeBob, he might as well make him a formidable opponent in the near future. Flats still being a bit of a bully, trains SpongeBob too far into becoming a bully himself. After defeating almost everyone, he challenges Sandy to a fight. Sandy being the main reason SpongeBob felt far behind, is realizing that, but while doing so she loses a fight. When it seems SpongeBob will destroy Bikini Bottom, he returns to normal after feeling equal again, thanks everyone for understanding, yet he Flats and Sandy have to clean up the town in the end since half of it is destroyed.
 
Patrick's Comic Book:

Inspired by his admiration of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Patrick gets inspired to work on his own comic book featuring them. He works extremely hard trying to make it to the point where much of the time, he's assuming the Dr. Patrick persona modified to reflect that he's sort of scientifically working on the comic book and even using a butane torch or whatever welding tools you wanna imagine here and normal writing and drawing tools too (it's a cartoon, just go with the logic here) for months on end. He then grows the confidence to meet one of his lifelong cartooning heroes and shows him the comic and the plot goes from there. SpongeBob of course would go with him. Not sure how it would end or anything but it's an idea that popped into my mind randomly.
 
Rest In Peace, Mermaid Man:

A special (22 to 44 minutes) in Ernest Borgnine's honor where Mermaid Man is destroyed (keeping it kid-friendly) in combat. Spongebob, who has recently been picked as the new MMBB fan club leader, speaks at his funeral.



there will be tears.
 
Off Screen: Patchy meets Spongebob.

I want the time I wasted watching the Patchy segments in Truth or Square back.
 
Time Paradox: Sandy being a scientist and all majorly screws up when some reverse age thing interferes with Plankton's latest unnamed and unfinished scheme for size enlargement, and somehow it messes up time by bringing everyone ever shown from different timelines to the wrong one, except nobody leaves the present, only others can enter the present, but those who were there aren't effected because the heck with logic there was an episode with a campfire yet it was still self aware so does that matter anymore? So basically unknown evil takes place especially when they're all stuck in the present, and due to the size enlargement ray grows Planktonamor (spelling?) into a powerful wizard, so the dragon jellyfish is useless this time. It's a race with time, and somehow since Squidly was there his curse on Squidward is gone, and it allows everyone in the family of theirs to be good at music again. For some reason it also improves the Bottomites taste so they like Squidward's art, and give him at least 2nd place in dancing. Well back to the plot, the squids use their music to soothe Planktonamor until Plankton convinces him to go back to normal, and he fixes the time machine thingy to send everyone back to normal. 22 minutes or TV movie special because do you really think that would fit in 11 minutes without being incredibly rushed?
 
It's a Moneyless Life (Christmas Special)

In a homage to It's a Wonderful Life, an angler (pun intended) shows Mr. Krabs how he and everyone would act if Mr. Krabs was generous and nice. And then he shows Mr. Krabs what would happen if he kept being cheap and jerky. Since Mr. Krabs never learns his lesson, the angel makes it so bad things happens to him when he's cheap. Every dollar and cent he touched would disappear. Every patty SpongeBob puts on the grill instantly burns out. The customers would form an angry mob against Mr. Krabs and throw him out. So he learns his lesson that he can still have money and be generous about it too.
 
SpongeBob and the Furious Forest: SpongeBob and Patrick find a mysterious forest and they explore it until they see robot versions of their friends, gigantic fruits, dancing sharks, and more! What is wrong with this forest? Will they find out? What will happen?

Find out in the new 1 hour SpongeBob special premiering tonight at 7/8 central Only on Nick
 
Race to Save
The KK is falling apart. So Mr. Krabs heres that a race will happened and the winner will get $100000. So Mr. Krabs gets SpongeBob to get into the race. Plankton hears and with a little help from well himslef he gets Squilliam to enter. Squidward enters to beat Squilliam. So Plankton decides to Patrick to enter.
Each racer has a coach.
SBs is Mr. Krab
Patricks is Plankton
Squidwards is his mom
Squilliams is The House Fancy host
So yeah thats that.
 
Time Paradox: Sandy being a scientist and all majorly screws up when some reverse age thing interferes with Plankton's latest unnamed and unfinished scheme for size enlargement, and somehow it messes up time by bringing everyone ever shown from different timelines to the wrong one, except nobody leaves the present, only others can enter the present, but those who were there aren't effected because the heck with logic there was an episode with a campfire yet it was still self aware so does that matter anymore? So basically unknown evil takes place especially when they're all stuck in the present, and due to the size enlargement ray grows Planktonamor (spelling?) into a powerful wizard, so the dragon jellyfish is useless this time. It's a race with time, and somehow since Squidly was there his curse on Squidward is gone, and it allows everyone in the family of theirs to be good at music again. For some reason it also improves the Bottomites taste so they like Squidward's art, and give him at least 2nd place in dancing. Well back to the plot, the squids use their music to soothe Planktonamor until Plankton convinces him to go back to normal, and he fixes the time machine thingy to send everyone back to normal. 22 minutes or TV movie special because do you really think that would fit in 11 minutes without being incredibly rushed?
Mind. Blown.

Race to Save
The KK is falling apart. So Mr. Krabs heres that a race will happened and the winner will get $100000. So Mr. Krabs gets SpongeBob to get into the race. Plankton hears and with a little help from well himslef he gets Squilliam to enter. Squidward enters to beat Squilliam. So Plankton decides to Patrick to enter.
Each racer has a coach.
SBs is Mr. Krab
Patricks is Plankton
Squidwards is his mom
Squilliams is The House Fancy host
So yeah thats that.
omg that is awesome.

SpongeBob and the Furious Forest: SpongeBob and Patrick find a mysterious forest and they explore it until they see robot versions of their friends, gigantic fruits, dancing sharks, and more! What is wrong with this forest? Will they find out? What will happen?

Find out in the new 1 hour SpongeBob special premiering tonight at 7/8 central Only on Nick
Tell that to Nickelodeon. Apparently, they're running out of fresh ideas.

An episode that is entirely live-action for no reason, with the characters played by their voice actors. The fact that it is live-action is never acknowledged in any way and everybody watching feels profoundly unsettled.

PS: In order to comply with Standards & Practices, Rodger Bumpass would have to wear pants.
lol that would be weird... Could work.

SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE KK. :p
Just an episode something around playing with their imagination (Idiot Box, The Snowball Effect, The Paper) and Squidward gets interested in it. Something around the basics such as bubble blowing, slide whistling and Jellyfishing can be done right possibly. Also, a Larry, SpongeBob and Sandy episode. When's the last time those three ever did something together legit? Season 1? I'd love to see character development and their relationships. Because all we've seen (even from that Nick 4-D ride when the three were together) was SpongeBob being jealous of either the attention Larry got from everyone, muscles, and etc. Please no Patrick, I like the episodes where SB has to think for just himself.
Also Jibbix and I talked about this the other day, there should be a future MM&BB ep where SpongeBob and Patrick talk about how some fans have recently been talking about how the New Adventures has declined compared to the original series. It could briefly be discussed, they stare at the camera and move on. It would be a great joke towards pre/post. :p
That will NEED to happen. I like old Spongebob. Good times, good times.(Not really, I'm not older than 15.)
 
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