Good lord, this episode is just horrendous. Where do I even begin? The plot is dumb and it seems like one of the writers has a strange fantasy... It's a Squidward Torture Episode, and watching Squidward have to go through all this is not easy or fun to watch. At the very least, Squidward isn't in pain the whole episode. Well, he isn't knowingly in pain. The episode is grating on the eyes and ears, having to hear Squidward crying, as well as seeing his diaper and whatnot. And the episode just plain isn't funny, and the ending just makes this episode even more disturbing than it already is.
Disturbing, mean-spirited, idiotic, and disgusting. Not a good look SpongeBob. 1.3/10.
Woo boy, now that's a vintage review! Let's update it.
Can’t wait to see what our first HD widescreen notorious episode is about to offer. I hadn’t seen “Squid Baby” in…actually not that long. I’m pretty sure it had a rerun sometime earlier this year. I wasn’t actively watching it, but it was there. And now here I am, rewatching this episode with intent. Let me get this out of the way right now—I can’t stand de-aging as a trope. I’ve never liked it. “Goo Goo Gas” got a pass because it did this trope entirely as a gag, and not as an actual character dynamic thing (Plankton wasn’t taking care of these babies, they were just there, and that’s the difference). So, anyway, with this statement in mind, you might be able to guess where my thoughts on this episode are going.
Squidward’s relaxation time here at the beginning of the episode actually looks really nice, and now I want a bathtub and candles, as I have neither of those LMAO. As you might expect, Squidward is very rudely interrupted from his relaxation by his favorite neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick. I guess it has been a little bit since we’ve seen this exact trio, right? Not since, like, “Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom”.
Remember how last review I was talking about how happy I was that this show was leaning towards the adult side of the child-adult line? Well I guess
SpongeBob SquarePants took it personal, because
why are SpongeBob and Patrick playing with literal baby toys??? And that says nothing about the aforementioned de-aging which ends up being the entire plot of the episode. Squidward looks…weird as a full-grown baby, but I’m not even going to mention that. And the constant head trauma he gets is…not great. I’ve already said before that I don’t believe in “Squidward Torture P0rns”, and I still don’t, but that also doesn’t mean I find seeing this kind of slapstick very entertaining. To me, slapstick is fun when it’s overexaggerated. In this episode, it’s hardly exaggerated enough, so it’s not funny, and sometimes it actually makes me wince.
Also not helping is the fact that
some people in this episode are annoying and do not help the problem. Yeah that’s right, we’re bringing back Patrick being an annoyance. We were doing so good too! He isn’t awful here, but he ain’t good neither. And lastly, I truly do not care for this plot of SpongeBob and Patrick taking care of Squidward like he was their own kid. This is why I don’t like de-aging, because Squidward is a full adult, he can’t consent because he now has the mind of a baby, and everything is just freaking weird and odd. And if I want to see SpongeBob and Patrick as dysfunctional parents, I’d go watch “Rock-A-Bye Bivalve”, where the baby is
actually a baby and not a character we already know.
After way too long of nothing good happening, we move to the Krusty Krab (at least we get a cool background with the rain), where we get more not good things happening. At this point I’m bored and perhaps a little uncomfortable. And then this episode exhibits the end stages of capitalism with Squidward as a baby being forced to man the register. At this point my mask is fully off so that sentence shouldn’t even phase you. At least the my leg joke was pretty funny. That’s about it though. It’s just frustrating that no one can see that Squidward is a literal baby and cannot do anything right now, and SpongeBob is somehow blamed for everything that’s going on, when Patrick is the one that needs to pick up the slack (and he’s conveniently disappeared by this point). Finally, after more head trauma, Squidward is an adult again, with a poopy diaper. At least he wasn’t conscious for all of this.
“Squid Baby” is both deserving and undeserving of the ire towards it. It’s not a good episode, that’s for sure, but it’s not the spawn of the devil either. It’s just not pleasant. De-aging? Not good. The head trauma? Not good. The humor? Not good. The plot? Not good. The writing? A joke. Just a whole lot of not good. So now the question is, what tier do I put it in? Well, I guess it depends on how much the episode actually upset me. And it upset me quite a bit, honestly. It was just weird, hard to watch in places, and frustrating. I’m thinking Bad-tier.
Episode Tier: Bad
Episode Score: 3.5/10