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Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up Is Go!

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Typed By: DadMom AngryPants

(SpongeBob is dancing his way through town)
SpongeBob: Going to work. Going to work. Going to work, I'm going to work. I'm going to work, I'm going to work. I'm going to work, I'm going to work. I'm going to work. Going to work, go-going to work. I'm crossing the street, crossing the street, I'm crossing the street- (Hears crying) Why, I'd recognise that sound anywhere. It's the sound of horrible, croaking sobbing! (Sees Plankton in an alley)
Plankton: Oh, Neptune! Why oh why!
SpongeBob: Plankton?
Plankton: No, please! I told you I'd get the money, please, I- oh, it's you.
SpongeBob: Plankton, what's got you so upset? I could hear you from three blocks away.
Plankton: Oh, that. It's this doomsday device I invented, it just doesn't do what it's supposed to do.
SpongeBob: Doomsday device? What's it supposed to do?
Plankton: Well, it's supposed to upset the Earth's axis, causing a chain reaction with typhoons, earthquakes etcetera, etcetera.
SpongeBob: So what does it do instead?
Plankton: It just sparks and falls apart.
SpongeBob: Sparks and falls apart?
Plankton: You don't believe me?
SpongeBob: No no, I believe you, I – I – (Plankton presses button and it falls apart) Believe you.
Plankton: Oh, what's the use? Every day, the same old thing. Life is an endless succession of failures and disappointments.
SpongeBob: Well, look on the bright side, Plankton. If all your hopes and dreams finally came true then you wouldn't have anything left to look forward to.
Plankton: Well, I didn't think I could feel any worse but at least I know now that anything is possible. (Starts to walk away)
SpongeBob: Plankton, wait. (Plankton stops) Wait! Wait!
Plankton: I'm waiting!
SpongeBob: Maybe what you need is to join a club or something. Meet new people, you know, make some friends.
Plankton: Hmm. Yes, yes. Are you suggesting I forge an evil alliance?
SpongeBob: Um, something like that. (Scratching head)
Plankton: That is an excellent idea! But where would someone like me find new friends?
SpongeBob: Well, usually when I'm trying to find something I just look it up in the phone book. (Holds up phone book)
Plankton: (Takes phone book) Oh, great, thanks. (Drops it open on the ground) Let's see here. Ah, here we go! "Evil villain for hire. Call Man Ray. No job too diabolical."
SpongeBob: May Ray? But he's one of Bikini Bottom's most notorious supervillains, arch-nemesis of famed television superheroes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. He's in the phone book? (Plankton laughs evilly) Plankton, you were looking under "fiends", not "friends"!
Plankton: Oh, I know, SpongeBob. I know. (Laughs. SpongeBob joins in.)
(Cut to Plankton approaching Man Ray, who is stocking a vending machine)
Plankton: Man Ray, we meet at long last! And who would have thought to find you here, working a part time job restocking vending machines. That's very clever, Man Ray, very clever. And now let us join in evil alliance!
Man Ray: Have we met?
Plankton: Don't you remember? We spoke on the phone. I, Plankton, know of a secret forumla. A formula that holds the secret, the oh so precious secret of the Krusty Krab, and he who controls the Krusty Krab controls Bikini Bottom. (Man Ray locks the machine) Once that formula is in our possession we-
Man Ray: (Picks up box) I'm listening.
Plankton: Then together we will steal the formula, crush Mr. Krabs and rule the world! (Laughs manically)
(Cut to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks through the restaurant whistling but stops when he notices as tape measure on the floor.)
Mr. Krabs: Plankton!
Plankton: Oh, don't mind me, Krabs. I'm just taking a few measurements. I want to make sure there's enough room to install a hot tub when I assume ownership of this dump. (Mr. Krabs picks him up and walks outside) But before you toss me out like yesterday's garbage, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Come on out, partner!
Mr. Krabs: Partner? That's the silliest thing you've ever- (Notices Man Ray and screams. Man Ray does a flip and lands on his feet.)
Plankton: I want you to say hello to my new partner and your new overlord, Man Ray.
Mr. Krabs: Hello. (Screams and runs back into the Krusty Krab)
Man Ray: Was it something I said?
Mr. Krabs: (Busting through the doors) Hang on to your hats and glasses! Doom is upon us and it's dressed in a red leotard!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You said to hang onto your glasses but all I could find were these extra large milkshake cups. Do these count?
Mr. Krabs: Never mind that now! I want you to go up to the roof and light the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy emergency search light!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy emergency search light? What for?
Mr. Krabs: Because we're having an emergency!
SpongeBob: (Salutes) Aye aye, captain! (Lets go of the cups and runs off. They hover in the air. Mr. Krabs stares at them and they fall to the ground.)
Plankton: It looks like Krabs isn't as foolish as I thought. He boarded up the front entrance. I think you know what we need to do now.
Man Ray: Right, of course. (Pulls out a ray gun and blasts the doors)
Mr. Krabs: You can relax now, Squidward, they're not getting in- (Doors melt) Never mind.
(On the roof)
SpongeBob: Where is it, where is it? That search light could be anywhere up here! Oh, there! (Points to giant search light. Presses "on" button.) Yes! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy will be here in no time! (Nothing happens) Hmm. I guess this is only good for night time emergencies.
(Cut to SpongeBob running into Shady Shoals Rest Home)
SpongeBob: Help! Help! Must find Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy! Man Ray, Krusty Krab! Taking, over!
(Two employees carry him outside)
Receptionist: Sorry, kid, this is a retirement community, not an insane asylum.
(SpongeBob looks through the window and spots Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. He starts banging on the window.)
Mermaid Man: Huh? Do you hear that?
Barnacle Boy: Probably that old air conditioner acting up.
Mermaid Man: I'll fix it. (Gets up and hits it) You old piece of junk! (It falls on SpongeBob) Yep, that must have been it. It's not making that sound anymore. (Sits down)
(At the Krusty Krab)
Plankton: (Held by Man Ray) Well well well, the Krusty Krab is finally ours. Now we can take the secret formula and rule the world! Hand it over, Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: No way! You'll never know the secret of making Krabby Patties!
Man Ray: Wait a minute, I thought you said this was the secret formula for world domination?
Plankton: There's a direct correlation! Domination in the fast food marketplace leads to total world control. Maybe you need to taste a Krabby Patty, then you'll understand. (Points to Squidward) You there, bring us a couple of Krabby Patties ASAP!
Mr. Krabs: Squidward. Squidward!
Squidward: Huh? I don't get paid enough for this. (Goes to make patties)
(Back at the rest home, SpongeBob is plotting how to get inside. He takes his hat off and wrinkles his face to make himself look old.)
SpongeBob: Good afternoon.
Receptionist: Afternoon, sir!
(Once inside, SpongeBob goes back to normal and looks for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. He sees them at the First Annual Ladies Choice dance.)
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy!
Old lady: May I have this dance?
SpongeBob: Of course. (Dances with her, then sees Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy leaving) I'm sorry but I'm going to have to excuse myself.
Old lady #2: Hi, handsome. Do you want to dance?
SpongeBob: Certainly.
Old lady: Hands off, I saw him first!
Old lady #2: That's what you think, sister!
(Old ladies surround SpongeBob, fighting over him)
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy!
Barnacle Boy: I mean, I really never liked these things anyway. (They leave)
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man!
(Back at the Krusty Krab, Squidward brings out a tray of patties)
Plankton: Ah, here we go.
Squidward: Two Krabby Patties. Enjoy your meal.
Plankton: Oh, we will! We'll enjoy it a lot, slave. (Man Ray eats a patty) Well, now that you've experienced a Krabby Patty first hand, are you ready to assume control of the secret formula and take over the world?
Man Ray: Hmm, it certainly was tasty. But I think I need to try another one before I know for sure. (Eats the other patty)
Plankton: Hey, that one was mine! (Man Ray burps) Well, are you satisfied? Can we get on with our lives now?
Man Ray: Mmm, satisfied. Not quite! I think this will require another helping of research. (Air quotes) You there, another platter of your finest Krabby Patties please! (Plankton signs)
(At the rest home)
SpongeBob: (Running down corridor) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Mermaid Man and- whoa! (Skids in a puddle and crashes through a door)
Barnacle Boy: What the?
Mermaid Man: Nap time over already?
SpongeBob: Come quick, Krusty Krab is in dire straights! Plankton and Man Ray teamed up and blah blah blah blah blah! (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy can't understand his babbling)
Mermaid Man: This must be one of the new guys.
Barnacle Boy: Well, kid, we'd like to help out but we can't just yet.
SpongeBob: What do you mean, you can't?
Barnacle Boy: Well, we just woke up from out nap.
Mermaid Man: And after nap time is when they usually serve ice cream!
Barnacle Boy: So in the mean time, uh, you're going to have to be your own hero.
Mermaid Man: Unless you want to wait for ice cream, too!
(Cut to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob bursts into the kitchen)
Squidward: SpongeBob, where have you been? I've been covering for you on the grill for the past three hours! My arm feels like it's going to snap in half. (Squeezes it)
(In the dining room, Man Ray is still eating patties)
Squidward: It's the guy in red. He's a really high maintenance customer.
Plankton: Can we please steal the secret formula now? Pretty please, Man Ray?
Man Ray: I must have more! (Pounds the table) Bring me more Krabby Patties, bring more Krabby Patties! (Shoots the roof with his laser)
SpongeBob: Stand aside, Squidward. I'm going to be my own hero. (Puts hat on, goes into the kitchen, then comes back out with a pile of Krabby Patties) Thank you, sir, enjoy your meal.
Man Ray: At last! (Starts eating)
Plankton: All right, fine! I'll just steal the secret formula myself. (Picks up ray gun) Oh, and Man Ray? This friendship is over!
Man Ray: (Belches) No, no more … can't … eat … another … (Falls off chair)
Mermaid Man: (Entering Krusty Krab) There he is! (Cuffs Man Ray) All right, Man Ray, lunch time's over!
Man Ray: What? How did you two know I was here?
Barnacle Boy: A little sponge told us. (They drag him away)
Man Ray: This wasn't supposed to happen.
Mr. Krabs: (Unrolls a bill) Here you go, Plankton.
Plankton: What's this?
Mr. Krabs: It's the bill for your partner. (Laughs)