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Surfing Dreams

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Typed By: ssj4gogita4

(in Squidward's house, he is humming while walking up to the toilet. He opens the lid and SpongeBob pops out with a surfboard in hand. Squidward screams)
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, want to go surfing?
Squidward: But, how'd you-- what'd you--?
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward, since you've already got a surfboard and shorts.
Squidward: (instantly already in outfit) What the--?
SpongeBob: And since we're already at the beach.
Squidward: (instantly on beach) Wha--?
SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us.
Squidward: (scremaing) No...! (cut to Squidward sitting on a beach chair still screaming. Sighs)
SpongeBob: (walks up to Squidward) Hey, Squidward, want to go surfing? (Squidward screams and runs away) Hmmm, I guess surfing isn't his thing.