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Buried in Time

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Typed By: Amphitrite

(opening shot of the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (singing) ♪Krabby Patties, krabby patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪ (takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty) Time to refill the tartar sauce. Empty! Use on or before the date printed below. This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, imported Krusty Krab relic, what should we do with ye?
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that in the trash and get back to work!
SpongeBob: Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.
Mr. Krabs: (gets an idea) Future generations, eh?
(Bubble transition)
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab time capsule spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donations will be honored for the future generations to enjoy! (to SpongeBob and Squidward) So, you guys got the donations covered?
SpongeBob: Sir, yes sir!
Squidward: Whatever.
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souveniers!
(Nat brings a toaster)
SpongeBob: The people of the future must see this, so they can know how we toasted bread in the before time. So they can know the-
Squidward: Garbadge. That'll be a 5 dollars fee. (SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule)
Mr. Krabs: And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.
Billy: But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and card board!
Mr. Krabs: Alright. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase for any cola from the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?
Billy: (takes coupon) Deal!
(Mr. Krabs puts the money away)
(Sadie brings a lamp)
SpongeBob: What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.
Sadie: Why thank you young man!
Squidward: No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
Sadie: Actually, I...
Squidward: (imitates Sadie) Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Oh, this looks hard! How about this lamp! It's (sarcastically) perfect!
Sadie: Wow, you're good. How'd you know that. Are you some kind of psychic? Ooh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
Squidward: Next! (throws the lamp)
SpongeBob: (catches the lamp in his face) Nice toss, Squidward!
(Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate)
Squidward: Uh huh, tell me what you know about this plate.
Man: Well, it works when I eat stuff.
Squidward: Right. This actually not meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'll perform a few tests to certisfy it.
Man: Okay.
Squidward: (teeths on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out) Uh huh. (rubs it on his bottom) Interesting. (skids around on plate). This is a promising side. Yep. (boinks plate on man's head several times) Do we have that plate hitting skulls out? It's definitely authentic. And I would like to conservatively add in today's market at exactly 250 dollars.
Man: Really?
Squidward: No. (throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily)
(Bubble transition)
SpongeBob: You are the crowned jewel of the time capsule!
Squidward: Next! (throws socks)
SpongeBob: (gasps. Catches socks and drops the plate, breaking it) A four-striped sock. Incredible!
Timecard: 2 hours later...
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.
Patrick: (runs to the time capsule with a rock) SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I came to donate my favorite rock to the time thinger.
SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?
Patrick: Sometimes you've got to make a sacrifice.
SpongeBob: After you then!
Patrick: Thank you my good man!
Squidward: Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under- (Patrick is gone)
Patrick: Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.
Squidward: Oh no you don't! (Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes)
SpongeBob: You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
Patrick: What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! (plays with yo-yo)
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!
(Bubble transition)
Mr. Krabs: And thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! (crowd cheers)
Plankton: Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.
Mr. Krabs: But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!
Plankton: (eye becomes bottle-shaped) There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! (laughs evily)
Mr. Krabs: (puts the formula in the time capsule) Okay, send her down! (time capsule gets buried)
SpongeBob: (throws a card in a net) He shoots...he scores!
Squidward: (shoves SpongeBob off) GET OFF ME! (tries to get out)
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?
Patrick: Yeah, it looks like fun!
SpongeBob: I know, but what are you doing?
(Bubble Transition)
(everyone cheering)
Mr. Krabs: Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? (crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily)
(scene cuts to time capsule)
SpongeBob: Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?
Patrick: Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later.
SpongeBob: Patrick, we can't go anywhere. We're stuck here until they open the time capsule in 50 years.
Patrick: (shocked) What'll we do until then?
SpongeBob: We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! (finds a game) Ooh! It's our favorite game!
Both: Pretzel Pals!
Patrick: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (lays the game out)
SpongeBob: Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?
Patrick: I believe my left hand was on red.
SpongeBob: My right foot was on blue.
Patrick: Forehead on yellow.
SpongeBob: Left foot on green.
Squidward: That's it, this game is OVER!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will look like in the future?
SpongeBob: Hmmm. (SpongeBob images his future in a chrome area)
Future Fish: Hello, mystery person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find it to be quite impressive. (he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain) Well?
SpongeBob: Wow, a water fountain for short people! What will the future come up with next? (SpongeBob's future ends)
Patrick: Not bad, SpongeBob! Not bad! I dream of a town with the perfect converse and irrigation. (imagines his future) Not to mention the breathtaking views.
SpongeBob: Sounds dreamy, Patrick. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?
(Squidward imagines his future)
Future Squid: (holding up Squidward's painting) This art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here. (the Krusty Krab is shown) The location of the suffering that insired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Mueseum! (Squidward's house is dropped in place of the Krusty Krab; the other squids cheer)
(scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling)
SpongeBob: Squidward? Squidward?
Plankton: (uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule) Yes! Now to extract the secret recipe. (the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer) Careful. Careful. (it hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Eighteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikni Bottom, TWENTY! Ready or not, here we...(they both spot Squidward)
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but we've already had that place figured out. (finds a can of shaving gel) Whipped cream! (eats cream and spits it out) Ugh! This whipped cream tastes awful! (reads off can) "Shaving gel". (a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face) I've always wanted a beard!
SpongeBob: Me too! (both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face) How about you, Squidward? (sprays a beard on Squidward's face)
Squidward: (wakes up and moans) Has it been 50 years already? (looks in the mirror and notices the beard) Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!
Plankton: (sneaks inside) Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!
Squidward: Hello future! (escapes through the hold Plankton made and up to the surface; laughs) Yes! Huh? Where's my museum? The future the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this, I'm waiting another 50 years! (SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away)
Plankton: Finally, the krabby patty secret recipe! (laughs evily)
Squidward: (stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle) Wake me up when my life doesn't stink!
(Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting)
Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.
Plankton: Quiet, Karen. Just send me more prunes.