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(Spongebob is sleeping until his alarm wakes him up. He gets out of bed, walks over to put his clothes on, and then heads into the kitchen and picks up Gary's food and bowl but stumbles and crashes in the room)
Spongebob: Whoa. (a big pile of food is on Gary's bowl) Gary, come and get it! (Gary does not come. The whole house is silent) Gary? Gary? Gary Gary? Gary? (Spongebob checks everywhere for Gary) Huh, Gary must have gotten an early start. (scene cuts to Spongebob, with a megaphone, outside Squidward's house) Rise and shine Squidward. You don't want to be late again. (no answer) Okay, see you at the Krusty Krab. I guess Squidward needs his beauty sleep. Not everyone is blessed with my natural good looks. (scene cuts to outside Patrick's rock where Spongebob is knocking) Patrick, it's morning. You don't want to forget to wake up again. (no answer) Patrick? Okay, see you after work, sleepy head. (scene cuts to Spongebob walking on the roads whistling. He hops over a boat that is turned upside-down) La, la, la, la, la, la, la. (scene cuts to Krusty Krab where Spongebob walks in and peeks over the order window. Outside, the sun sets. Spongebob looks at his watch) Hmm, slow day. (walks out of the KK kitchen) Good night Squidward. Good night Mr. Krabs. (door opens but Mr. Krabs is not in there. Scene cuts to Spongebob's house) Gary, I'm home! Gary? You here buddy? (walks into the kitchen, turns on the light, and sees that Gary's food has not been touched) Gary? (gasps) He hasn't touched his food! (runs over to Squidward's house screaming) Squidward! Open up! (door opens by itself) Squidward, have you seen Gary? He's gone missing! (no answer) Squidward? No sign of Squidward anywhere. Squidward? (walks upstairs) You up here? Hmm, Squidward's clarinet. (puts the clarinet in his mouth then takes it out) It's not even warm. Squidward's gone too! (runs over to Patrick's house) Patrick, open up! Squidward and Gary are missing! (lifts up his rock and notices there is no Patrick) Patrick's gone, too. What if everybody's gone? (cuts to the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs?! (gasp) He's gone, too! (cuts to Sandy's house) Sandy! She's gone. (cuts to Spongebob walking out of the 5 buildings on the right side of the street but saying "gone" when exiting each one) Where did everybody go? (we look around Bikini Bottom, then we see the whole city, where Spongebob is doing the echo effect on a cliff) Go! (echos) Everybody's gone! But I swear, I will keep the memory of Bikini Bottom alive by living out there lives for them. (cut to next day where Spongebob blows a bubble in the form of himself then takes out a record player and plays his laughter. Spongebob runs into Squidward's house, upstairs, takes the form of Squidward, and imitates him)
Spongebob: (as Squidward) Spongebob, will you be quiet? You're disrupting my genius. (play's Squidward's clarinet really bad. Scene cut to the Krusty Krab)
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, sir, can I have a raise? (Spongebob then sits in Mr. Krabs's chair and forms himself into Mr. Krabs)
Spongebob: (as Mr. Krabs) No! Now get to work!
Spongebob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs sir!
Spongebob: (as Old Man Jenkins) Excuse me, sonny, may I have a Krabby Patty deluxe please?
Spongebob: Right away, sir! I mean... (as Squidward) ...whatever. Hey Spongebob, we got an order for a Krabby Patty Deluxe. Heaven knows why. (giggles. Moves the box that looks like him)
Spongebob: Coming up, Squidward! (cut to Spongebob, in the shape of Patrick, sleeping under his rock. Scene cut to Sandy's house) Excuse me Sandy, but may I have some more of this delicous iced tea?
Spongebob: (as Sandy) Why sure! Whoops, just a second. (grows a tail like Sandy's) Why sure enough Spongebob. (cut to Mrs. Puff's boating school)
Spongebob: (as Mrs. Puff) Good morning class. Can anyone tell me the first thing you do when riding a boat?
Spongebob: Ahem, floor it?
Spongebob: (as Mrs. Puff) That's right you floor it. Excellent works Spongebob!
Spongebob: Why thank you Mrs.... (begins to cry) Pu... Pu-u-u-u-u-uff! (cries) This is pointless! I'm no Mrs. Puff! I can't replace everyone! I'll never be happy again! (notices a blank driver's license on Mrs. Puff's desk) Ooh, my driver's license. (Songebob takes a picture of himseld and puts it on the license) That's the baby. (he then walks up to a boat) Hi fella, it's me. (boat drives backwards but Spongebob brings it back) It's okay, i'm licensed. (Spongebob drives the boat through the boating school sign and then into town where he crashes into thing and bounces off the top of buildings. He falls asleep and drives into his pineapple where he is in his night clothes sleeping) Good night Boaty. (talking in his sleep) No, no, noo!! Oh Gary, I had a nightmare that all my friend's were gone! And I was driving a... (screams after noticing the boat next to him in bed) So it was true. Well I guess it's just you and me now boaty. (scene cuts to him and boaty taking a shower, eating cereal together, crashing out of the pineapple, then catching jellyfish at Jellyfish Fields. Then Spongebob and boaty are at Goo Lagoon where he puts suntan lotion on the boat. then they are on a see-saw, then they drive into the Krusty Krab) This is where I work. Do you want to help me cook up some Krabby Patties? Great! (Spongebob sets a box of patties under boaty's tire then steps on the gas to put nine patties on the grill) Back when everyone was around, they used to really enjoy these. Here, try one. (throws a Krabby Patty in the hood but boaty spits it back out) What? You don't like Krabby Patties? Huh! Well I guess we can still make this work. (scene cut to Spongebob driving boaty into the side of his pineapple) Whew, boy, we learned a lot about each other today. You Know? I thought I'd go crazy without all my friend's and aquaintences around, but it looks like you were all I needed to stay sane! (boaty rumbles) What? A puppet of my old best friend? (boaty rumbles) Made entirely of Krabby Patty Meat? (boaty rumbles while Spongebob laughs) Oh Boaty, you are a card. (Spongebob walks into a closet where he is talking to a meaty Patrick that boaty was explaining earlier) Sorry i'm late Patrick. Boaty was telling me a joke. (sticks his hand in there and starts talking like him)
Patrick: (as krabby patty) You're awfully chummy with that guy for someone who has it out for you.
Spongebob: Who, Boaty? (giggles) Oh no he's...really?
Patrick: (as krabby patty) I can't talk now. He's watching us.
Spongebob: Wait, Patrick, don't go! (sees Boaty looking at him) Huh? Wha...nothing Boaty! I... i'm just going to bed.
Narrator: 3 days later.
Spongebob: (writes in his diary) Dear Diary: Not sure if I can trust any viechle. Run for it as soon as the coast is clear. (Spongebob peeks out of the plant, notices no one there, then walks up to the door and opens it. Boaty is there. Spongebob screams and runs out of his pineapple and still screams as he running down the road. He stops after seeing Boaty there. Screams more after running into a "Bikini Bottom Boats" rental place. Hides in a movie theater, eating popcorn, until he notices the movie has racing boats in it. Screams more until he notices the axe outside the movie theater. He picks it up and starts searching for boaty. Spongebob hears a bus coming. He hits the front of the bus with the axe while everyone in Bikiin Bottom walks out of the bus and surrounds Spongebob) Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Sheesh, calm down, boy.
Spongebob: You're all still alive? Well where did you go?
Mr. Krabs: It was National No Spongebob Day.
Spongebob: National No Spongebob Day?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah! A whole day dedicated to getting away from you.
Spongebob: A day? But you guys have been away for weeks.
Mr. Krabs: Uhh... hehe. Yeah, well, we kinda melted a little.
Spongebob: (Patrick comes out of the bus with a t-shirt of Spongebob on it) You too, Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah. Everybody needs at least one day away from...(imitates Spongebob's laugh)
Spongebob: (starts to tear up) Oh. I'm glad you had fun.
Mr. Krabs: Aww, cheer up, boy. It's a whole day inspired by you.
Spongebob: Really?
Mr. Krabs: Of course. First we build a giant wooden efigee of you then we burn it to the ground. (Mr. Krabs thinking bubble has a giant wooden Spongebob being burned to the ground by citizens) Whoo-hoo!! Burn, baby! (everyone dances on the ashes) And dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow.
Spongebob: Wow. A whole day dedicated to me. (blushes and giggles)
Patrick: Big deal. Wait 'til you see "No Patrick Day". Come on, everyone. Let's go!(everyone gets on the bus. But when Patrick tries to get in, Spongebob puts his hand up and stops him) Where'd everybody go? Hello? (walks around looking for everyone) Hello?
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