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Goo Goo Gas

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Typed By: ssj4gogita4

(Everyone is eating at the Krusty Krab. All of a sudden, Plankton jumps up diguised as a pepper shaker and steals a customer's Krabby Patty and runs out the doors. Mr. Krabs catches him and picks him up with his claws.)
Mr Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton.
Plankton: Krabs!
Mr Krabs: I'll take that. (grabs the patty from Plankton)
Plankton: How did you know it was me?
Mr Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.
Plankton: Hmmm... perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.
Mr Krabs: You think? Spongebob! (Spongebob runs onto the scene and uses his mouth as a vacuum cleaner. Mr. Krabs puts Plankton inside Spongebob's mouth)
Voice: 3, 2, 1... launch! (Spongebob launches Plankton out of his hat and through the Chum Bucket roof)
Plankton: Aaah!!
(Cut to Bikini Bottom park where a couple is eating on a blanket, a child is flying a kite, and Plankton is on a bench)
Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs's formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful! If only there were a way to render him helpless!
Lady: (standing next to a baby) Aw, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.
Plankton: Hey, I resent that!
Lady: (takes the bottle away from the baby) Why, you're so tiny and helpless, I could drink your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it.(baby cries and the mom puts the bottle back into its mouth and walks off with the stroller)
Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless baby.
(Cut to Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is walking up to the doors and sees some coins on the ground)
Mr Krabs: Ooh, a penny. A trail of pennies! (He crawls and grabs each penny which lead into a phone booth. The booth door closes and fills up with green gas)
Plankton: (jumps and laughs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (opens the phone booth and grabs the key on the ground) The key to the Krusty Krab. This was easier than I hoped. (looks at Mr Krabs) Hmmm, he's a little bigger than I imagined. (Mr Krabs starts biting him with his one tooth) Ow! Owww! (he spits Plankton out and chases after him. Plankton tries to reach the door lock but can't)
Spongebob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! (baby Krabs giggles) Oh, aren't you just too cute?! (tickles baby Krabs) Coochy-coochy-coo! (both laugh)
Plankton: Hello? If you're done making a total fool out of yourself, I could use some help with this lock.
Spongebob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go, little guy.
Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! (laughs then notices Spongebob staring at him) Hello.
Spongebob: Police! Police!
Plankton: (being taken away in handcuffs) Fools, you'll never hold me! These primitive shackles are no match for my genius. (cuffs are too big and he drops to the ground) That was easy. (runs away) I'm free! (Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab)
Spongebob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula! (baby Krabs burps at Squidward) What do we do, Squidward?
Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. (walks away)
(cut to Chum Bucket where Plankton is talking to Karen)
Plankton: And then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not trick-it. Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.
Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray Spongebob, too.
Plankton: Not sure I follow ya.
Karen: Listen carefully. Spray.
Plankton: Yes.
Karen: Sponge.
Plankton: Uh-huh.
Karen: Bob.
Plankton: Right.
Karen: Too!
Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.
Karen: That's just what I...
Plankton: I don't wanna hear any more of your looney schemes, Karen. I've got work to do!
(back at the Krusty Krab)
Spongebob: (baby Krabs is crying) Aww, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (spits out the bottle and continues to cry) Ok, maybe you're hungry? How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? (flicks it away and continues to cry) Yikes! Not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of 20s?(shows a stack of $20 bills. Krabs takes it and chews on it)
Plankton: Hands in the air!
Spongebob: Plankton!
Plankton: That's right, Spongebob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (sprays some goo goo gas. Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and Spongebob turns into a baby) What? Spongebob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal? (sprays again and Krabs goes back to a baby and Spongebob back to an adult) It seems a second dose acts as an antidote! (sprays Spongebob and turns him into a baby) One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult. (sprays both of them again and both turn back into adults) Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adults? Barnacles, I've run out of gas!
Mr Krabs: Ahem!
Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. (Krabs picks him up) Hold on! Hold on, I think I... (flings him through the air) Yes, I've got it!
Mr Krabs: Better be something other than bills in here. (Plankton comes out of the mailbox) Plankton!
Plankton: Peek-a-boo! (Krabs and Plankton run back in the Krusty Krab)
Mr Krabs: Aah, I can't tolerate your stinky gas! (customer farts)
Miss Shell: That makes two of us.
Old Customer: I don't do it on purpose!
Mr Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh...another penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?
Plankton: This! (sprays him) What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? (Mr. Krabs turns into a senior citizen) What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!
Mr Krabs: Ey? What was that, Sonny?
Plankton: Out of my way, Methusala! You're old and useless. (Spongebob comes out of nowhere)
Spongebob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!
Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! (sprays the gas on Spongebob and turns him into a senior citizen)
Spongebob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.
Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty.
Spongebob: What was that, sonny?
Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left.
Spongebob: What? (Plankton laughs as he runs away with a Krabby Patty)
Mr Krabs: He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!
Spongebob: Catch who?
Mr Krabs: Oh, Gesundheit.
Plankton: (evil laughter) Victory is mine! (the bottom of the walkers cause Plankton to jump)
Spongebob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!
Mr Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! Oh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy!
Spongebob: I'm catching up with my knitting.
Mr Krabs: That's it! Knit, you little nitwit!
Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me!
Mr Krabs: Right after the party. The piƱata party.
Plankton: What? (gets hit with a walker)
Senior Citizen #1: That's for calling us old. (gets hit with a cane)
Plankton: Quit it!
Senior Citizen #2: I want candy!
Plankton: Oww!
(back at the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: One squirt plus a circle carry the 2...square route of Spongebob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it.
(cut to Barg'n Mart)
Plankton: Excuse me, what isle did you get that from?
Pink Fish: You mean the Kelp-O?
Plankton: No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.
Pink Fish: Are you talking about my baby? Creep! (Chases Plankton with her cart and runs over him a couple times)
Plankton: Ow, ow! Baby powder? This could be just what I need. Hey buddy, is this made of real or artifical baby? (Pink Fish runs over Plankton again) Ow, ow, ow!
(cut back to Chum Bucket)
Plankton: That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail.
Karen: Just like all your other plans that couldn't possibly fail?
Plankton: What is it now, Karen?
Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you run over there all willy nilly!
Plankton: That's an excellent idea. And I know just the guinea pig! (points the gas at Karen)
Karen: (gasps) Plankton, don't you dare! (sprays her into a calculator)
Plankton: Karen, speak to me! (calculator types in "hELLO") It worked!
(cut to Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda. In comes Plankton)
Plankton: Everyone say your ABCs! (sprays two customers into babies that start crying) Now when you turn into babies you stay babies. (sprays two more customers into babies that cry) Hey, Krabs, catch!(throws a gas bomb that explodes, turning Krabs into a baby that cries. Spongebob comes out of the kitchen)
Spongebob: What's wrong, little feller? (gas bomb explodes, turning him into a baby that cries)
(cut to an aerial view of the Krusty Krab where everyone is turning into babies. Squidward opens the bathroom door and sees what's going on then walks away. A gas bomb explodes in the bathroom turning Squidward into a crying baby)
Plankton: My moment of triumph! (slips on drool) What the...? (Spongebob, Krabs, and Squidward are drooling over Plankton) Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!
Mr Krabs: Goo! (grabs Plankton) Put me down! (shakes him) Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult! (Spongebob grabs him and starts sucking on him like a pacifier. Spits him out into Patrick's diaper. Patrick farts and Plankton runs away from him screaming) Huh? I don't believe it! (Plankton sees Krabs sucking on the secret formula bottle) Krabby Patty formula. He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby. (baby Krabs smashes Plankton with the bottle) Ow! (smashes him again and again and again then drops the bottles and crawls away) I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! (baby Spongebob is banging the can of gas on the floor) Hey, what are you doing? (gas can releases into the air and explodes onto Plankton) Uh-oh. (shrinks to the size of cells) Ahem! Mama's little evil genius needs a diaper!