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Real Estate Agent

Cast Voice: Sirena Irwin
Occupation: Real Estate Agent
Description: Appeared in "Opposite Day" wanting to sell Squidward's home. However, after meeting the other 'Squidwards' around, she refused to sell anything to the real Squidward even if he was the last Squidward on earth. She drives a boat with the label of "Bikini Realtor" on the passenger side door. Appearance is purple skin and a pink business suit.

Quotes (View All):
"Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! I can sell your home in a heartbeat."
"It’s funny, I pictured you being much taller."
"What kind of fool do you take me for? He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?"
"I wouldn’t sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth!"