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Idiot Friends

CD: SpongeBob's Greatest Hits
Track Number: 12
Episode: Pest of the West
Artist: (William Osborne Tucker III, Eban Schletter)

SpongeBuck: 
Who's there for you when you are sad and down? 

Pecos Patrick: 
Hey! 

Skulls: 
Idiot friends 

Pecos Patrick: 
Who picks you up and smacks you all around? 

Skulls: 
Idiot friends 

SpongeBuck: 
Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town? 

Pecos Patrick: 
Idiot friends, idiot friends 

SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Skulls: 
Idiot friends 

Pecos Patrick: 
Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doh doh 

SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Skulls: 
Idiot friends! 

Pecos Patrick: 
Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh 

SpongeBuck, Pecos Patrick, Skulls: 
Idiot friends! 

Pecos Patrick: 
Dee duh duh, duhdoo doh, duh doh 

[Dead Eye Plankton drops Pecos Patrick's pants and laughs] 

SpongeBuck: 
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground? 

Pecos Patrick: 
Thanks, buddy. 

Dead Eye Plankton: 
Curses! 

Pecos Patrick: 
Only an idiot friend would do that 

SpongeBuck: 
Let's bring it home, idiot friend 

Pecos Patrick: 
Okay! 

SpongeBuck: 
Who'll let you ride on his coffin? 

Pecos Patrick: 
Who slaps you hard and often? 

SpongeBuck: 
What do you and me have in common? 

SpongeBuck and Pecos Patrick: 
We're idiot friends!