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Ripped Pants
CD: SpongeBob SquarePants: Original Theme Highlights
Track Number: 5
Episode: Ripped Pants
Artist: SpongeBob and The Losers; Written by Peter Straus / Paul Tibbitt; Main Vocals by Peter Straus
I thought that I had everybody on my side, But I went and blew it all sky-high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I (rip) ripped my pants. When big Larry came 'round just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown, And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants. I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, But the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns. Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, So listen and you won't regret, Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)