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CD: The Best Day Ever
Track Number: 16
Artist: Squidward

I look out from my window at the losers down below
I'm a king and their just bums I'm the toast among the crumbs
The profile in the mirror gets more classic everyday
Every feature every trait is this to be my fate
Oh why was I made this way

I'm so much better than you
A cut above the rest
In so many ways I'm blessed
Woe is me what shall I do

The creamy crème de la crop
I'm flying on a higher plane
Try to drag me down your drain
But I'll remain right here on top
Thank you.

Eons and eons of devolving peons
Have just served to lower the bar
It's survival of the dumbest
While us great ones get punished
In a world of black holes I must star

Oh, don't you wish you were me
You're so bland and I'm sublime
A pearl cast before you swine
But you're so blind to see

A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar
A bubble bath and gold pinky rings
Ascots and gree me me me and more me
Along with a quartet of strings
Watch me work

You asked me how I know
The answer's so profound
Oh how do I dun this down
You inferior me superior

Nothing makes me leerier
Than your ghost exterior
I'm superior!

The next evolutionary step