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Thumbs Song

Episode: Two Thumbs Down
Artist: Eban Schletter and others

Thumbs are opposable, thumbs are great
We share 'em with the monkeys and with the apes
You can grab, you can tie, you can pinch a cheek
But without your thumbs, you're all thumbs
All thumbs, no thumbs, busted up your thumbs

Sucking on your pinky will sure look dumb
You can never hitch a ride or pull out a plum
Without your thumbs, you're all thumbs
All thumbs, no thumbs, feels like a crime
Can't pull up a zipper or flip a dime
And forget about chopsticks, you'll starve every time

Without your thumbs, you're all thumbs
Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs.
Without your thumbs...you're all thumbs.
Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs...