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You're Old

Episode: Mid-Life Crustacean
Artist: (Eban Schletter, Stephen Hillenburg)

You're old (you're old...)
Groaning like a geezer
Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old
Mmmm...

You're old (you're old...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls
Man, you're old
Mm-hmm... (you're old...)
You're old