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Neat Clarinet

Episode: Sweet and Sour Squid
Artist: Mr. Lawrence & Rodger Bumpass

Skinny arms a-flapping
Long nose looks real swell
Shiny head is bulging
He plays really well

On the fact that he's a genius
You can surely bet
This strange-looking blue guy
Sure plays a neat clarinet...

To hear his music playing
Is like, uh, music to my ears
His delightful melodies
Reduce grown men to tears

If you haven't heard this mollusk play
You ain't hear nothing yet
This funny-looking blue guy
Sure plays a neat clarinet...

No one does it better
He's the best there is
When you ask him how he does it
He says...
Squidward: It's all in the wrist!