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Barnacles!

CD: The Best Day Ever
Track Number: 10
Artist: SpongeBob, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs

SpongeBob:
We all know the alphabet has 26 letters (count 'em!)
You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs
But if you say the wrong one to your mama it may upset her
So in Bikini Bottom we have a word that's preferred

We just say barnacles
It's a word that's okay to scream
When you want to let off some steam
And say what you really mean
We just yell barnacles and go on our merry way
Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say


Sandy:
The rodeo came to town I went down but I tried some bull riding
That bull vine bucked me off of his back with one might heave
The judges found out after I hit the ground and I hit finished climbing
From under my cowgirl hat came some words they couldn't believe

Now I say barnacles
Its a word that I heard down here
It's easier on the ear
Makes your jaw holes disappear
When you say barnacles all the live long day
Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say

It's the best thing that you've ever heard
It's a marvelous, magical word

When you stub your toe (barnacles!)
When your bomb won't blow (barnacles!)
When you lose your dough (barnacles!)
Barnacles!

It's the best thing that you've ever heard
It's a marvelous, magical word


Mr Krabs:
I got hip to an investment tip thought I'd play the stock market
My broker would not steer me wrong he's a real sharp guy
What a trick! Get rich quick! So I dug way down dip in me pocket
Barnacles I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye

So just say barnacles when you're at the end of your rope
Don't you sit around and mope
Or get your mouth washed out with soap
Simply say barnacles and go on your merry way
Barnacles is the way we say what they say
Barnacles is the way when you've had a bad day
Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say
Barnacles!