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The SpongeBob History Song
One Two One, two, three, four It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history song It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history Won't you help sing along? SpongeBob's had 100 adventures Let's find out what do you remember? So many laughs It's tough to keep track, so listen to the song and take a trip back It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history song It all started out at the Krusty Krab SpongeBob wanted a job and he wanted one bad Then SpongeBob met up with a true Texas rodent And found out what Sandy breathed was pretty darn potent Then he learned the secret to getting lots of laughs When you want to get attention just split your pants If a leisure afternoon is what you've been wishin' Grab a net and head out for some jelly fishin' Tonight ol' Plankton put our heroes in a bind Using evil genius tricks to control SpongeBob's mind Then SpongeBob was eaten out of house and home All thanks to a hoard of hungry nematodes If you want to get strong get down to the gym and hustle Or maybe just fake it with inflatable muscle SpongeBob came down with a case of the suds But who needs a doctor when you got your best bud? It's SpongeBob history SpongeBob history SpongeBob history song It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history Won't you help sing along? Ah-ooh... Patrick: Let's take it from the top And remember when Pearl worked at the Krusty Krab? We found out Eugene was a whale's dad And Patrick was jealous was his friend's trophy shelf Till he got a trophy doing nothing more than anyone else When SpongeBob met Bubble Buddy, nobody could cope Who knew it could be so much trouble having a friend that's made out of soap? Thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick we can happily confirm All the friendship one needs can be found in a worm Now stand by for important information Never bug a squirrel in the midst of hibernation But you know what it is that bugs Sandy most? Her best friend onstage telling squirrel jokes There was a brouhaha when SpongeBob found that pencil Who knew such terror could come from a writing utensil? When Kr. Krabs falls in love, he spends too much But who could spare any expense for a few like Mrs. Puff? It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history song It's SpongeBob's history SpongeBob's history Won't you sing along? Ah-ooh... SpongeBob forgot to feed his snail and much to his dismay By the time he remembered Gary ran away And when SpongeBob and Squidward became extra close SquidBob TentaclePants, man, that's gross When his friends need to crash, SpongeBob's happy to host Unless it's Flying Dutchman, a screaming pirate ghost After touching some goop, SpongeBob got real sick And so did half of Bikini Bottom, oh, well, that's ick. When love's in the air, sea creatures go batty Especially when they've fallen for a perfect Krabby Patty Then the gang went to Atlantis just to see a bubble They took a picture and it popped, Uh-oh, that's trouble Curious about SpongeBob's ancestors? Well you're in luck Cause there once was a hayseed and his name was Buck Then SpongeBob took a big old lump to the head He couldn't remember his name and he couldn't remember his friends He moved away from home and forgot where he belonged Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants should've listened to this song It's the SpongeBob history SpongeBob history SpongeBob history song It's SpongeBob history SpongeBob history SpongeBob history song Patrick: The mollusks are coming!