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Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas)

Ahoy, everybody! SpongeBob here!
Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring.
So during this most festive season, please...don't be a jerk.
 
 
Bring joy to the world it's the thing to do
But the world doesn't revolve around you
Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas!
 
There's a sign above the line that says 'Express'
That means 'Ten items or less'
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk), it's Christmas!
 
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks, too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't cha wreck the house when you deck the halls
 
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas!
 
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (Jolly not jerky)
 
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sake
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas!
 
Santa brought nearly everything on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk), it's Christmas! (It's Christmas!)
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk), it's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk), it's Christmas!