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Episode 23a
Bagel Meets The Wall Of Doom
Written by BagelsinEurope
(Bagel knocks on BobSponge's door)
BobSponge: Yeah I like Aflac
Bagel: BobSponge, you see I'm growing a mustache
And I must ask you
Does it really make me look MLG?
Bagel, just the man for the job
I hope your picked to be the chosen one
Working like a dog in some unseen episodes
Wait a minute
I think there's a wall
Some kinda psychic wall
That can predict future episodes
BobSponge: Wait, what?
Bagel: Meh, it's a rip-off of some song from an episode of SpongeBob-
BobSponge: You are the chosen one! You must find the wall that gives spoilers of unaired episodes!
Bagel: WAIT! THATS IT! THE SONG HAS A MEANING!
BobSponge: Yes! You must find the wall! You are the chosen one, Bagel!
Bagel: I shall begin my journey. I WILL FIND THE WALL!
(Bagel grabs a car and starts driving)
Bagel: Let's see..."The Spoiler Desert"....14 days...by airplane.
Bagel: Dang, at this rate, I'll never find that wall. I'm gonna need some special service.
(Bagel takes an exit to the arcade)
Bagel: Alright. I'm gonna give sentience to a penguin.
(Bagel walks in the arcade)
Arcade Guy: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ARCADE
Bagel: Where's "Penguin Flight?"
Arcade Guy: ITS OVER BY THE YETI GAMES
(Bagel walks away)
Brick: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TACO TIME
(Bagel goes up to the Penguin Flight machine)
Bagel: This is it. The machine. The machine that will help me get to the wall.
(Brick destroys the machine)
Bagel: Thank you, Brick!
(A giant jet-fueled penguin comes out)
Bagel: Now I'm rolling.
(Bagel starts riding the jet-fueled penguin over all of SBMtopia, until he sees a sign and stops)
Bagel: What's this? SBMtopia city limits? "To get to the spoiler desert, where all spoiler websites lay, take this overpass"
Bagel: PENGUIN! I THINK WE FOUND THE WALL! LET'S GO!
(Bagel tries to go but the penguin is out of fuel)
Bagel: Ah...dang. There's a gas station over there though.
(Bagel hauls the penguin to a gas station)
Gas Station Guy: YOU WOULDN'T LAST 10 SECONDS OUT OF THE COUNTY LINE
Bagel: But...I just hit the county line.
Gas Station Guy: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! DON'T BE A MEANIE!
(Gas Station Guy runs away crying)
Bagel: Free gas! Now, where's the tank?
(Bagel searches all over the penguin)
Bagel: Found it!
(The penguin's eyes bulge and the penguin bucks off Bagel)
Bagel: ...That's not a gas tank.
(Cut to next scene)
Bagel: Now that the penguin is fueled up, I can go to the spoiler desert!
(Bagel starts flying away on the penguin)
Bagel: Ugh...it's starting to get dustier.
(It starts to get foggier and dustier)
Bagel: And...hot...
(Bagel and the penguin start limping through the desert)
Bagel: only...a...few...more...
(Bagel and the penguin crash into a wall)
Bagel: What's thi-
(Bagel just stands there in awe)
Bagel: WE FOUND THE WALL!
(Brick pops out of Bagel's backpack)
Brick: YEY
Bagel: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
Brick: IT WAS HIDDEN IN THE TOILET THE WHOLE TIME
Caps Lock Pirate: AYE I'M THE CAPS LOCK PIRATE
Bagel: Oh mighty wall, tell us what will happen in the next episode
(A giant illuminati symbol in the center starts spinning, and a giant square pops out)
Giant Square: You will die.
Bagel: That's great...
Brick: 8/8 gr8 m8
Bagel: Wait...I thought you were in the backpack!
(We see another Brick in the backpack)
Brick: I am in the backpack.
Bagel: Then...if you're in the backpack...who's the other Brick?
(The other Brick comes out of a suit and reveals to be Sean Charmatz the unicorn)
Sean Charmatz The Unicorn: I AM SEAN CHARMATZ THE UNICORN! FEAR ME
Bagel: OH MY MEL GIBSON
(Sean Charmatz The Unicorn starts firing lasers from it's horn)
Sean Charmatz The Unicorn: I AM THE ONE WHO SHALL REIGN THE SPOILER DESERT
Brick: Yay!
Bagel: THIS IS NOT GOOD! PENGUIN, SLAM ON IT!
(Bagel and Brick jump on the penguin, with Sean Charmatz The Unicorn flying behind them)
Bagel: SHILT HE CAN FLY
Brick: PENGUIN GO FASTER
(We zoom out on the POV to see the two chasing each other)
Bagel: WE'RE OUT OF THE SPOILER DESERT!
Brick: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TACO TIME
(The penguin jumps off the overpass)
Bagel: PENGUIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Penguin: (puts on sunglasses) Trust me, I'm a trained professional at this.
(The penguin suddenly starts flying at 900mph, and leaves Sean Charmatz The Unicorn behind)
Bagel: Wow, you are good penguin.
(Suddenly Sean Charmatz The Unicorn appears right in front of them)
Bagel: HOW DID YOU GET THERE SO FAST
Sean Charmatz The Unicorn: TELEPORTATION
Bagel: HOW DID YOU DO IT
Sean Charmatz The Unicorn: LEONARD NIMOY LET ME HAVE IT IN HIS WILL BEFORE HIS DEATH
Bagel: PENGUIN IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
Penguin: Yes.
(A giant yeti falls from the ski)
Penguin: I know him. He lives in the machine next to mine.
(The yeti throws an icicle at Sean Charmatz The Unicorn)
Penguin: Thank you yeti. Want to go to Macy's?
(Yeti hops on penguin and they ride off into the sunset)
Bagel: Now how are we gonna get back home?
(Bagel's car rolls up)
Bagel: Oh yeah.
Brick: "SBMtopia...14 days...by airplane..."
Bagel: Penguin, why would you betray us?
THE END
