SLS, LOM and Critics Club have aired. Now for the next 3! GET READY FOR SOME CHIHUAHUA, KINGDUMB AND SBM SHOW PREMIERE EEEEEE
Some Chihuahua is a bit behind... should be up soon tho
UPDATE: SOME CHIHUAHUA IS UP! KD should be up any second. The Kingdumb and SBM Show eps are seriously some of my favorite eps of both shows so don't miss 'em.
OH WAIT KD IS UP READ IT IT IS AMAZEBALLS
ok now to continue the insane multi-post merger combo:
SON, I PRESENT TO YOU!
Previously on The SBM Show:
Drifter: IT IS TIME FOR CHANGES!
ssj: I have an idea.
Horizon Soldier: Yes, sir.
ssj: Nope.
Brick: How do you know all this?
ssj: YOU!
Brick: Shut it.
ssj: Not a good time.
Bagel: That was easy!
ssj: Oh no.
The SBM Show presents…
Revenge (Part 2)
An SBM Show Special
Episode 22
Written by BrickSponge2015
And by BagelsinEurope
But Bagel only wrote a few small scenes
But I guess that’s unfair because Brick hardly wrote any of Hobo Bagel and still got credit
Are you still reading this?
Let’s just start the episode
ssj: Why are there so many time bombs in this show?
Bagel: I’d be more concerned about who we’re dealing with.
ssj: Well, it could be-
(A figure steps out of the shadows and into the light, revealing himself)
ssj: YOU!
Bagel: What? No, it’s not me.
Strange Figure: Ahem.
ssj: Look! He’s just a big shadow.
Strange Figure: Yeah, I have a face, but the lighting is just really bad in here.
(Award suddenly swings down on a rope, kicking the strange figure in the back of the head and knocking him out. He then starts untying Bagel, ssj, and Brick)
ssj: Award? How did you find us?
Award: With my fairy powers of doom!
(They all run out of the building into the Staples parking lot. They drive away in Slash’s car, and then the building next to Staples explodes)
Award: I know how to stop the YAK virus. So, basically, this virus is causing the city to slowly sink into the ground. These tentacles that are coming out of everyone’s computers? They’re going to surround the city and it’ll be pulled down into the center of the earth until SBMtopia is just a huge sinkhole that’s sucking in the earth until the entire universe implodes on itself and the earth turns into a giant ball of fire!
Brick: I’m gonna go eat some cereal so I don’t get confused.
Bagel: No, Brick. This is important. So, what do we need to do?
Award: You guys need to go to Costco.
ssj: The Costco across the street? The one that’s been under construction since 2003?
Award: That’s the one. Good luck!
(Award kicks all of them out of the car and drives away)
Bagel: What the heck, dude? Not cool.
Brick: Hey, look! An ambulance!
(They all run over to an ambulance with a sticky note on it. ssj takes off the note and reads it)
ssj: (reading) Good luck. You’ll need it. Signed Award.
Brick: Okay! Let’s drive this thing!
Bagel: Wait! Where are we going?
Brick: Just chill. There’s a map in the computer in here.
ssj: I’ll drive!
(He sits down in the front seat and sees that there is no steering wheel)
ssj: What? I’m supposed to drive this with a PlayStation 2 remote?
Bagel: OMG this episode has so many product placement.
Brick: That’s not proper grammar.
Bagel: Since when have you cared about grammar?
Brick: Well, I keep switching between being a Cloudcuckoolander and being the Deadpan Snarker and a Genius Ditz, so, I don’t know, AAAAAH! (explodes)
ssj: And a walking talking Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
Bagel: And a Creator’s Pet.
ssj: And a Breakout Character.
Brick: Yes, Trope Overdosed. I get it. Let’s just follow this map.
(Brick pushes ssj out of the driver’s seat and recklessly drives into the Costco. It looks all normal at first, and then some lemonade stands start to appear in the aisles, and then the Costco literally turns into a huge neighborhood with tons of houses)
Bagel: Are we even still in Costco?
(Brick runs over Sonic The Hedgehog)
Brick: GOTTA GO FAST
(Brick speeds up so fast that the ambulance starts falling apart)
ssj and Bagel: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The back doors of the ambulance are ripped out, and Bagel and ssj start flying out of it. They hold onto the back walls of the ambulance)
Bagel: BRICK! YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN!
(Bagel sees that Brick is using the car’s “steering wheel” to play video games)
Bagel: What are you doing?
Brick: Playing my favorite game, The Simpsons Hit & Run.
Bagel: MOAR PRODUCT PLACEMENT
ssj: Wait! He’s not paying attention to his driving! He’s just playing the game and not looking where he’s going!
Bagel: I can handle this.
(Bagel pulls two toilet plungers out of the Hammerspace and climbs toward the front of the car by attaching the plungers to the side walls)
Bagel: Brick… you… have… to… stop!
(Bagel reaches to unplug the TV that Brick has placed on the dashboard, but lets go of his plungers and flies backwards past ssj in slow motion)
Bagel: (in slow motion) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Brick suddenly stops the car and we go to fast motion)
Brick: We’re here!
(Bagel lands in the road behind the ambulance)
Bagel: Ow.
(They get out of the car and see a strange red room with a painting of a fireplace on the wall. There is a small table with a large couch surrounding it. There are 5 cats sitting on it, 4 of them on computers, with the 5th cat just looking really mad at them)
Bagel: wait what
ssj: Just deal with it.
5th Cat: (evil voice) This is indeed a disturbing universe we live in. Accept this offering.
(A magic roll of tape shows up on the table)
ssj: A roll of tape? Really?
Bagel: (whispering in ssj’s ear) Maybe that roll of tape is the thing we need to save the city! When Drifter freaked out this morning, he said “THE ATTACHMENT OF THE ROUND WILL RESCUE THE TOWN!” when I was going inside. And some of the stuff he said came true! He predicted the YAK virus!
Brick: (whispering in ssj’s ear) You distract the cats. I’ll get the moolah!
ssj: Okay. Let’s do this.
(ssj picks up the roll of tape. Right away the couch starts floating away and explodes in midair)
ssj: wait what
(The police show up)
Policeman: You’re coming with us, mister!
ssj: AAAAH!
(Award shows up in Slash’s car)
Award: Let’s roll!
(Bagel, Brick and ssj get in. Award starts driving, and drives inside the ambulance right away)
Award: Uh…
(The back doors of the ambulance magically regenerate and Brick closes them with Slash’s car inside)
Brick: This is genius! If the ambulance gets blown up, we’ll still have Slash’s car!
ssj: I honestly highly doubt that we’ll survive no matter what happens.
Brick: Yeah, you’re right.
Morgan Freeman: Meanwhile in SBMtopia…
(The town is a flaming, post-apocalyptic mess)
Poseidon: (laughing maniacally in town square as everybody runs around trying to killing each other) YOU FOOLS! I DON’T NEED INTERNET! I HAVE TELEVISION!
(Poseidon turns on her TV)
Man On TV: Welcome back to 24 hour coverage of the SBMtopia internet crisis. This is so important we’ve replaced all programming on every channel with this. Now get a life.
Poseidon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0O0O0O0O0000000000OOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOO000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOO0O0O0O0OOOOOOOOOO!
Popeye: That was long.
(Popeye gets run over by a Generic Citizen in a wheelbarrow)
Generic Citizen: I AM THE GENERIC CITIZEN! FEAR ME!
Poseidon: I do not want to fear you.
Generic Citizen: NO! YOU MUST FEAR ME!
Poseidon: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
(Poseidon starts running away and the Generic Citizen pulls out a boat oar and starts chasing her)
Generic Citizen: NO!
Poseidon: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OAR FROM?
Generic Citizen: THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Poseidon: I THINK IT IS!
Generic Citizen: I HAVE A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
(The Generic Citizen throws his gun at Poseidon. He misses and speeds forward into the gun on the ground. The gun jams his wheels, and he gets launched off of a cliff, all while shooting bullets to the left on every wheel rotation)
Morgan Freeman: Let’s go back to our heroes’ journey.
(Bagel, Brick, ssj and Award are standing in a circle holding hands inside the ambulance)
Bagel, Brick, ssj, and Award: Ring around the rosy, pockets full of posy! Ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
(Bagel, ssj and Award fall on the floor. Brick launches up into the air and out of the ambulance’s roof)
Brick: MISSILE INBOUND!
(Brick knocks a police helicopter out of the air. As it falls, we see a Baby On Board sign in the helicopter’s window. Brick falls back down, making a second hole in the roof)
Bagel: Wow! Brick, that was a genius idea!
Brick: Yup, it works every time.
(Brick grabs the wheel and steers them in the general direction of SBMtopia as they leave Costco)
ssj: What was even up with that Costco?
Bagel: I don’t know.
Brick: Yeah, it’s almost like the writer of this episode took the idea for it out of one of my dreams.
(Everybody stares)
Brick: But, of course, he didn’t.
(An hour or so later, they’re driving towards SBMtopia)
ssj: I’m kind of disappointed we didn’t get to figure out who caused this whole thing.
Brick: Yeah, I was really looking forward to uncovering the culprit.
(They drive over the bridge that has been fixed since Christmas)
Bagel: Dude, look. After the border, The whole city’s sinking into the earth. It looks like it’s shrinking, like there’s a black hole in middle of town square.
Award: That’s because everything’s sinking that way!
(Poseidon is still standing in the very middle of the town, holding the Generic Citizen’s shotgun)
Poseidon: YES! THAT’S RIGHT! RUN AWAY!
Jerry: Uh, sis? They’re not running away from you.
Poseidon: Why not?
Jerry: Look!
(The earth is slowly opening up under Poseidon’s feet, slowly sucking her into the ground)
Poseidon: I REGRET NOTHING!
(The exact spot where Poseidon is standing becomes a sinkhole, sucking in cars, then other people, then entire buildings. The entire city slowly gets sucked into where Poseidon’s standing)
BobSponge: Well, I don’t have to go to the bathroom anymore.
Popeye: Why not?
BobSponge: Well, the toilet we’re in is flushing right now, right?
Popeye: What the- YOU IDIOT!
(Popeye’s robotic house gets pulled into the sinkhole, crashes into him, and knocks him into Poseidon as the ground underneath them collapses and they fall into a huge lava pit)
Brick: (singing as the town is imploding on itself) Because I’m happy! Clap along, if you feel like, a room without a moose! Because I’m happy! Clap along, if you feel like, happiness is in doom! COME ON!
ssj: We need a plan to get everybody out of here!
Bagel: Yeah! Even the cemetery is getting sucked in, and that’s some of the highest ground in town.
America: mnzddhsdddkmewalxdmzkndewhewewhhh
(Subtitles: Continuity reference!)
ssj: ZOMBIE!
Bagel: WAIT! If the inactive member zombies are coming back to life again, somebody must have summoned them! I’m going to get to the bottom of this!
Jibbix: dgyygnqwmaiiquydhdhdhdhhdhdhsksks
(Subtitles: Only after you get through us!)
AngryWumbologyNerd: eyd!
(Subtitles: Yes!)
GordokTheMad: jgdahhjdsk!
(Subtitles: Attack!)
Bagel: Bring it on!
DirtyDan: hdjejiqoeeiowwwwwjc
(Subtitles: Oh, we’ll bring it on alright!)
PinheadLarry: zomnkewdhlwieddygggeshaoh
(Subtitles: WE WILL BURY YOU!)
ssj: Bagel! I have an idea! You fight these guys off while I find that guy at the cemetery!
Bagel: SIR YES SIR!
AlexaStar: zdhmmmoqudhgdggdgdgdjssklslslslsls
(Subtitles: Where is your ssj now?)
Bagel: Hey, wait! Here’s something I don’t get: There’s an inactive member zombie I haven’t seen in either episode with you guys. Where’s-
ssj: *gasp* Puffy Fluffy! We meet again!
puffy fluffy: i need to keep my party on!
ssj: WHO’RE YOU WORKING FOR?
puffy fluffy: QUICK!!! PICK UP A RANDOM OBJECT AND THROW IN TO THE GROUND!!!
(puffy fluffy throws Gary at ssj)
Announcer: (as ssj flies through the air and hits the ground at the bottom of the hill) KO!
Brick: Don’t worry, ssj! I shall avenge you!
ssj: No! Please!
Brick: (old man voice) GET IN THE CAR, MARTY. WE’RE MAKIN’ DRIPPY JIMS!
puffy fluffy: jump on my back! were going to get free money!
(puffy fluffy explodes and ssj runs up the hill)
ssj: Thanks, Brick. Now let’s kick this zombie summoner’s… summoning… arm.
Brick: FAIL LOL
ssj: (running up to the graveyard) So, you thought you could mess with- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Mysterious Figure: Yup, ssj. You found me. Time for revenge.
(Bagel walks over covered in inactive member zombie guts)
Bagel: Hey guys, what’s- no.
Brick: You’re back!
ssj: Phht. What are you going to do, destroy the town just because you thought people were being rude to you?
NickFlower1997: Yes. I already have.
Brick: You’re the one that created the YAK virus?
NickFlower1997: You see, I’ve been plotting against you this entire time. In 2012 I left just because you guys couldn’t respect my opinion. Since then, I’ve been plotting revenge. Last year I snuck back into town and made an account to spy on you guys- Puffy Fluffy. Then, I made another account and uploaded a virus to the website, which allowed me to take over the entire town. Then you cut your internet signal, and I just knew that Horizon would attempt to bomb you and recognize that your town is useless without the internet. Then, I realized that the virus could take full control of every single computer in town and sink this miserable city into the ground into the center of the earth. Besides, the people in SBCtopia love Season 1 too, so if the sinkhole just keeps getting bigger and sucks in the entire earth, eh…
(Brick, Bagel and ssj look shocked, and then start running towards the sinkhole)
NickFlower1997: Haha! You’re too late! Your town’s probably already destroyed!
(They are about to jump into the pit)
Lous: WAIT! I WANNA HELP!
ssj: You haven't applied to the show and only have 2 posts.
Lous: But that's not counting the posts I made in Fry Cook Games!
(awkward silence)
(Brick pushes him into the pit)
Lous: I POSTED MORE THAN 2 POSTS- (gets burnt to death)
Bagel: Well, that was pointless.
Brick: It was your idea.
ssj: LET’S JUST GO!
(They jump into the hole. As they fall into the middle of the earth, they see Popeye and Poseidon standing on top of a house that’s slowly burning in the lava pit)
Popeye: Help!
Poseidon: Yeah, don’t be a jerk!
Bagel: Uh, I’m kinda busy trying not to get myself killed right now!
ssj: Wait! Bagel, do you still have that tape?
Bagel: Yeah.
ssj: Let me see it!
(ssj unravels the tape and throws it in the lava pit)
Bagel: What was that?
ssj: I’m trying to clog up the center of the earth!
(Everything gets sucked into the middle of the lava and the entire town is about to implode. The tape flies through the air down into the lava in slow motion)
Brick: (in slow motion) Why so much slow motion in this double episode?
Bagel: (in slow motion) Deal with it! It’s awesome!
(A Horizon helicopter hovers above them and drops several bombs into the lava. They all get sucked in, but then the roll of tape lands right above them and clogs the hole that is sucking in everything. The sinkhole stops getting deeper)
Bagel: Whoo! We did it!
ssj: Alright!
Brick: Yeah!
Popeye: Uh, you guys do know that you’re still about to fall in hot lava, right?
Brick: Of course I- uh-oh.
(They’re about to land in it, but suddenly the lava drains through the hole in the tape, and they safely hand in the hole next to over people and small chunks of buildings)
ssj: We landed safely, but there’s still one problem… what about the bombs?
(The bombs and the lava fall into the contained center of the earth and explode. All of the compressed air somehow creates a tornado in the center of the city. NickFlower runs over and gets sucked into the tornado)
NickFlower: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My plan has failed just because that piece of tape could fix a hole in the earth! But I’m not finished yet. Oh, I’m not finished yet. Tentacles, attack!
(NickFlower is about to send the computer to destroy SBMtopia again, but he drops his remote. In the tornado, it flies right into Brick’s hands)
Brick: I’m getting tired of this, guys.
(Brick presses a button. The tentacles retract back into everybody’s computers. The computers run away and jump into where the lava pit was, reach their tentacles down a hole, and catch on fire)
NickFlower: GRRR! Give me that!
(NickFlower tries to “swim” over to Brick in the tornado. Brick just presses a button and a flaming tentacle extends into the tornado. NickFlower crashes into it. It grabs onto him and shoves him down the hole)
NickFlower: YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! I ONLY EVER HAD AN OPINION…
(The tornado picks up the wrecked remains of everyone’s houses and disposes them in their rightful locations. The tornado suddenly stops, and everybody gets launched into the pile of rocks that used to be their house)
Bagel: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE! (turns to Drifter) There’s no place like home, eh, Drifter?
Drifter: THE PROPHECY FORETOLD THE EVENTS OF THIS DAY SEASON 2 HAS NOW BEGUN YOU WILL BE SHOT WITH A BRICK GUN IF YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL STAY!
The End
Brick: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING MY BRICK GUN!
Generic Citizen: FEAR ME!
(The generic citizen shoots Brick in the face with a real bullet, but it just goes through the top of his head)
Brick: Ha-ha! Missed me!
(The generic citizen throws his gun at Brick and it gets stuck into his forehead like an arrow. The trigger gets stuck and he runs around shooting bullets out of the back of his head shooting random things and laughing maniacally for a few seconds until one hits the camera and it breaks)
TEH END
idk what Award won but we'll figure it out.
In the meantime, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
