The SBM Show

The show! Put me on the show! I have a great act!

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BagelsinEurope said:
...well the show is pretty much over but I can put you in the last few episodes if you want
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Yes, please.
 
Okay, so I was just going through some old records on Shop Mania and I thought I'd share a few facts about the production of The SBM Show and Kingdumb.

-We're almost done writing Season 2 of Kingdumb and there will be a 3rd and 4th season.
-Kingdumb will then be the longest-running Shop Mania show.
-Kingdumb was actually gonna end after the second season but we decided to revive it back in July because there were a ton of unaired episodes.
-We were just gonna finish the second season, but we decided on doing a third and then a fourth.
-The last episode of the "original" Kingdumb is Pigs Isn't Pigs, airing on 9/30.
-The first episode of the "new" Kingdumb is Buttball, airing on 9/23.
-At one point an SBM Show movie was planned but we didn't get past the first few scenes. Maybe in the future, but we're focusing on Kingdumb right now.
-What we did have of the movie was written in mid-April 2015. A lot of mid-Season 2 episodes and Kingdumb Season 1 episodes were written around that time.
-We got 36 episodes of The SBM Show/Kingdumb done in March 2015, not counting Slif Lim School since we don't have an exact number... counting SLS it would probably be 40-43.
-Bagel Works at Burger King was actually written back in April/May 2013 for a different project.
-We were gonna end SBM Show character submissions in January 2015. Needless to say, that didn't happen.
-We came up with the idea for the election story arc in December 2014, wrote like two episodes in January 2015, and then finished it in March 2015.
-3/30/15 was a really big day for writing- Bagel Meets the Wall of Doom and a ton of Kingdumb episodes were finished then.
-I Ate Those Food and most of the election story arc actually comes before Bagel Meets the Wall of Doom to Apocalyptic SBM Show in production order.
-I wrote the first draft of Behind the Screens but it sucked so Bagel salvaged it.
-There are two LOST EPISODES of The SBM Show: The YouChew Revolution and Baloney.
-The YouChew Revolution was meant to air in July 2015 but we decided we should air Enter Mouth before it became irrelevant so The YouChew Revolution was replaced and moved to Season 3. By the time Season 3 had started airing it was just kinda Old Shame for a variety of reasons. We will not be releasing this episode.
-Baloney was supposed to air on 4/1/16 as an April Fools joke but we just forgot about it and there wasn't really any other reason for it to exist so we scrapped it. We probably won't be releasing this episode either unless you guys REALLY wanna see it.
-There are also like thousands of SBM Show ideas that didn't come to be, a lot of them from Season 1 and Season 3.
-#dream, Nightmare on Schadenfreude Street, Time Traveling Mess, Wackos vs. Wild and Mountains Out of Molehills are part of Season 2 in production order.
-Revenge Part 1, Revenge Part 2, The Ronald McDonald Experience and Super ssj Spy are part of Season 1 in production order.
-Overpass Troubles, Chat Conversation and Enter Mouth are part of Season 3 in production order.
-The Phonics Renaissance and The Great Phonics War are part of Season 2 in production order.
-Season 2 of The SBM Show is the best season and this is an objective fact.
-The episode Wackos vs. Wild II was based entirely on a weird roleplay thing that me, Bagel and Lego did in Shop Mania chat.
-Bagel lost the chatlog and was freaking out about it but I managed to get it back which is why Brickland exists.
-The last short from the Kingdumb episode ASDFthrone was supposed to be its own episode but we decided it was too short so we made it part of the ep.
-The ideas for Bagel Works at Burger King, Spooky Scary SBM Send Shivers Down Your Spine, Uncle Bagel's Tacoreia, The Phonics Renaissance and The Great Phonics War go back as far as 2013.

I might post more later but that's all I could find/think of for now. Hope you guys find this interesting!
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
Okay, so I was just going through some old records on Shop Mania and I thought I'd share a few facts about the production of The SBM Show and Kingdumb.
-We're almost done writing Season 2 of Kingdumb and there will be a 3rd and 4th season.
-Kingdumb will then be the longest-running Shop Mania show.
-Kingdumb was actually gonna end after the second season but we decided to revive it back in July because there were a ton of unaired episodes.
-We were just gonna finish the second season, but we decided on doing a third and then a fourth.
-The last episode of the "original" Kingdumb is Pigs Isn't Pigs, airing on 9/30.
-The first episode of the "new" Kingdumb is Buttball, airing on 9/23.
-At one point an SBM Show movie was planned but we didn't get past the first few scenes. Maybe in the future, but we're focusing on Kingdumb right now.
-We got 36 episodes of The SBM Show/Kingdumb done in March 2015, not counting Slif Lim School since we don't have an exact number... counting SLS it would probably be 40-43.
-Bagel Works at Burger King was actually written back in April/May 2013 for a different project.
-We were gonna end SBM Show character submissions in January 2015. Needless to say, that didn't happen.
-We came up with the idea for the election story arc in December 2014, wrote like two episodes in January 2015, and then finished it in March 2015.
-3/30/15 was a really big day for writing- Bagel Meets the Wall of Doom and a ton of Kingdumb episodes were finished then.
-I Ate Those Food and most of the election story arc actually comes before Bagel Meets the Wall of Doom to Apocalyptic SBM Show in production order.
-I wrote the first draft of Behind the Screens but it sucked so Bagel salvaged it.
-There are two LOST EPISODES of The SBM Show: The YouChew Revolution and Baloney.
-The YouChew Revolution was meant to air in July 2015 but we decided we should air Enter Mouth before it became irrelevant so The YouChew Revolution was replaced and moved to Season 3. By the time Season 3 had started airing it was just kinda Old Shame for a variety of reasons. We will not be releasing this episode.
-Baloney was supposed to air on 4/1/16 as an April Fools joke but we just forgot about it and there wasn't really any other reason for it to exist so we scrapped it. We probably won't be releasing this episode either unless you guys REALLY wanna see it.
-There are also like thousands of SBM Show ideas that didn't come to be, a lot of them from Season 1 and Season 3.
-#dream, Nightmare on Schadenfreude Street, Time Traveling Mess, Wackos vs. Wild and Mountains Out of Molehills are part of Season 2 in production order.
-Revenge Part 1, Revenge Part 2, The Ronald McDonald Experience and Super ssj Spy are part of Season 1 in production order.
-Overpass Troubles, Chat Conversation and Enter Mouth are part of Season 3 in production order.
-The Phonics Renaissance and The Great Phonics War are part of Season 2 in production order.
-Season 2 of The SBM Show is the best season and this is an objective fact.
-The episode Wackos vs. Wild II was based entirely on a weird roleplay thing that me, Bagel and Lego did in Shop Mania chat.
-Bagel lost the chatlog and was freaking out about it but I managed to get it back which is why Brickland exists.
-The last short from the Kingdumb episode ASDFthrone was supposed to be its own episode but we decided it was too short so we made it part of the ep.
-The ideas for Bagel Works at Burger King, Spooky Scary SBM Send Shivers Down Your Spine, Uncle Bagel's Tacoreia, The Phonics Renaissance and The Great Phonics War go back as far as 2013.
I might post more later but that's all I could find/think of for now. Hope you guys find this interesting!
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Here are some MORE facts I came up with
-The idea for the Kingdumb episode Pee Hole was posted on 9/5/2015. The episode was completed on 9/5/2016, EXACTLY one year later. The episode will be airing in late October or early November - can't exactly recall right now.
-The SBM Show episode Purify was started in January 2016 but then was scrapped due to lack of interest. I took what I had written and finished it 4 months later in May 2015, making it exactly 5 months production time, quite possibly one of the longest of an episode of the SBM show.
-The episode Fishing was originally supposed to be a skit in 22 Short Films About SBMtopia but I thought it was an incomplete episode so I extended it and made it into an episode (which ended up ruining one of the jokes)
-Overpass Troubles and Acid Trippin' were originally gonna be combined into one ep, but were seperated to improve the whole product (in the end, IMO, it made overpass troubles better and acid trippin' worse)
-The end of S3 of SBM Show (and the whole show) was planned to be a 15 episode long story arc but was shortened down to 3 extremely long episodes, one holding the record for longest episode of the series. The first ep of the original story arc was actually completed but scrapped and will not be airing, making 3 LOST EPISODES.
-The Kingdumb episode Confederate Nudist Badge was gonna be the series finale until we decided to extend season 2 and continue the show.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Here are some MORE facts I came up with
-The idea for the Kingdumb episode Pee Hole was posted on 9/15/2015. The episode was completed on 9/5/2016, EXACTLY one year later. The episode will be airing in late October or early November - can't exactly recall right now.
-The SBM Show episode Purify was started in January 2016 but then was scrapped due to lack of interest. I took what I had written and finished it 4 months later in May 2015, making it exactly 5 months production time, quite possibly one of the longest of an episode of the SBM show.
-The episode Fishing was originally supposed to be a skit in 22 Short Films About SBMtopia but I thought it was an incomplete episode so I extended it and made it into an episode (which ended up ruining one of the jokes)
-Overpass Troubles and Acid Trippin' were originally gonna be combined into one ep, but were seperated to improve the whole product (in the end, IMO, it made overpass troubles better and acid trippin' worse)
-The end of S3 of SBM Show (and the whole show) was planned to be a 15 episode long story arc but was shortened down to 3 extremely long episodes, one holding the record for longest episode of the series. The first ep of the original story arc was actually completed but scrapped and will not be airing, making 3 LOST EPISODES.
-The Kingdumb episode Confederate Nudist Badge was gonna be the series finale until we decided to extend season 2 and continue the show.
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Pee Hole should be airing on 11/1/16, here's the rest of the Kingdumb eps for the season
9/23/16- Buttball (30A)
The knight loses a frisbee.
9/30/16- Pigs Isn't Pigs (30B)
Pigs invade the castle.
10/7/16- Downvote Demon (31A)
The king gets in a flame war.
10/14/16- Triple-Thick McDonald's Shakes (31B)
No spoilers, but this is like one of the best episodes in the entire series
10/21/16- The War Against Ronald (32A)
The king has a dinner party.
10/28/16- Busting Makes Me Feel Good (32B)
Ghosts invade the castle.
10/31/16- Osama's Hook (33A)
The king, the knight, the princess, Patchy, Eugene Mirman, Squidward and some other friends tell scary stories.
11/1/16- Pee Hole (33B)
The king gets smart.
11/2/16- The Next 376 Days (34A)
The king gets a GameCube.
11/3/16- Gator Milk (34B)
Gator Milk.
11/4/16- Weekend at the Castle II: Ruined Forever (35)
Thom Yorke and the Mad Scientist want a rematch.
11/7/16- Car First (36A)
The knight and the princess buy a car.
11/8/16- IT'S VOTING TIME (36B)
It's voting time.
11/9/16- Kingdumb Revenge 2 (37A)
The king, knight and princess go on a vacation.
11/10/16- 213 (37B)
The king wants to get into a super fancy club for rich people.
11/11/16- L'Eggo My Everything (38A)
::dolphin noise:: hits the fan.
11/11/16- Return of the Revenge of the Final End of the Reckoning (38B)
Said ::dolphin noise:: splatters everywhere.
11/18/16- The End of the Season As We Know It (39/40)
It's the end.
And also quite possibly one of my favorite things I've ever written, right up there with Spooky Scary SBM, YAK Attack and Triple-Thick McDonald's Shakes
 
we're running into some difficulties but the show should be finished by the end of the year
sorry this is taking so long
 
DeathToAmericanBagels said:
we're running into some difficulties but the show should be finished by the end of the year
sorry this is taking so long
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yeah bagels basically got insane writer's block on the next episode and I'm finishing it up... episode should hopefully be done by mid-November
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
yeah bagels basically got insane writer's block on the next episode and I'm finishing it up... episode should hopefully be done by mid-November
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yeah...the episode was supposed to be done before august, then before school started, then before september, and i havent even written anything in the entire month so far...this is seriously probably the worst writer's block i've ever gotten on anything ever
 
DeathToAmericanBagels said:
yeah...the episode was supposed to be done before august, then before school started, then before september, and i havent even written anything in the entire month so far...this is seriously probably the worst writer's block i've ever gotten on anything ever
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i've had worse

for example, it's been months and part 3 of the crossover special isn't done yet
 
THE FINALE IS STILL HAPPENING GUYS DON'T WORRY
also shameless self-promotion: Kingdumb season 2 finale comes out tomorrow
 
after all the waiting here it is

Episode 57-58-59
Everyone Dies And The Show Ends
Written by BagelsinEurope

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Bagel: Okay, let's settle this fairly. How about we both agree that...Fanta is the best.
Brick: BUT
BUT
BUT
BUT
BUT
BUT
BUT
Fanta: I have returned.
Brick: NO
NOT AGAIN
WE CANT DO THIS
Fanta: Yes we can.
(Brick and Fanta get into a Mortal Combat-style fight which is completely chaotic and insane until Fanta stabs Brick in the heart, killing him)
Bagel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-what do i care
(Bagel goes back to drinking water)
Fanta: I thought you liked Fanta better.
Bagel: WELL I WAS JUST KIDDING
Fanta: You're alive.
(beat)
(Fanta stabs Bagel)
Fanta: WELL I WAS JUST KIDDING
(Fanta runs out of Bagel's house and stabs ssj, Prez, OMLJ, Moxley, Griffbob, ryan, Cha, E.V.I.L., IAmBagel, MMM, Drifter, kevin, Grubby, Popeye (156786543456543456545800 times), Poseidon, Jake, Ling, Award, Constantine, Miles, Slash, Storm, SBManiac, OWM, BobSponge, cwn, SpongeCob, Prohibit, Beano, SBF64, Spongy, BMC, Lego, Honest Slug, Cake, Alex, Fishstick, Spongebob07, Pinhead Larry, Appetizer, OBAB)
Fanta: Haha. Finally. My revenge is unleashed.
(Fanta takes off a suit and reveals to be -TheTopSheep-)
-TheTopSheep-: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? NOT AN OFFICIAL CHARACTER MY ::dolphin noise::!
(-TheTopSheep- laughs evilly)
(beat)
-TheTopSheep-: wait crap this means I cant be in any episodes anymore since everyones dead
(beat)
-TheTopSheep-: I really did not think this through.
(-TheTopSheep- kicks a pebble)
-TheTopSheep-: Well...uh...I guess I've gotta do this show myself.




-TheTopSheep-: MY NAME IS -THETOPSHEEP- AND I AM PROUD TO BE
BACK IN SBM WITH NOBODY
THERES NO FRIENDS
AND NO FRIENDS
AND EVEN THIS CHEF PEE PEE PUPPET
THROUGH GOOD TIMES
AND BAD TIMES
IT'S FETISHISM WE SHARE
AND SO I FOUND A PLACE
WHERE NO ONE WILL KNOW
MY...FACE
THIS IS THE -THETOPSHEEP- SHOW
(We see -TheTopSheep- sitting there drinking beer for 22 minutes)
(Credits roll)
-TheTopSheep-: ALRIGHT LETS CHECK MY IMDB RATING
(-TheTopSheep- goes on his computer onto IMDB and sees a 1.3 rating)
-TheTopSheep-: 1.3?!??!?!?!? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
(-TheTopSheep- scrolls down to the comments where he sees "Worse than The Nutshack" and "::dolphin noise:: YOU CASEY ALEXANDER")
-TheTopSheep-: IMDB sucks anyway.
(beat)
(The real Fanta walks up and stabs -TheTopSheep-)
Fanta: ::dolphin noise:: YOU CASEY ALEXANDER
The end of the entire show forever
 
Here's an alternate ending for the show I wrote back when we were thinking of concepts for the finale in June 2015.

(We see Bagels in his office at his workplace, eating a steak at sunset, when ssj walks over)
ssj: BagelsinEurope, I have found evidence that you are responsible for 13 murders just in the last 3 weeks, and-
(Bagels stands up and stabs ssj with a steak knife, killing him, and then sits back down while blood pours out of ssj's corpse on the ground. He calmly finishes his steak, wipes his mouth with a napkin, and walks outside to the balcony off the third floor of the workplace. He throws himself off, and while falling, sees Poseidon falling right next to him for no reason)
Bagel: FUSE WITH ME, POSEIDON, AND WE'LL RULE THIS MISERABLE PLANET TOGETHER!
Brick: DON'T DO IT, POSEIDON!
(Poseidon and Bagel do a fusion dance in midair)
Brick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Poseidon and Bagel fuse into Pizza Steve holding a script, and then both immediately hit the ground and die, ending the series on a positive note)
LE END
(The credits roll while Love Like You plays)
While the actual finale is probably never gonna be finished I'm gonna release a bunch of DLC BONUS CONTENT as the year goes on and if Bagels is cool with it we'll release what we had of episode 57/58 before it was scrapped.
 
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