The SBM Show

President Squidward said:
Oh ::dolphin noise::, oh ::dolphin noise::, oh ::dolphin noise::.
Are you ready for this?
Oh, ::dolphin noise::!
Oh!

It's me
Fergie
The pen
Polo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?!
Come on

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh ::dolphin noise: :)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
'cause you know I don't give a ::dolphin noise:: so here we go! (Oh ::dolphin noise: :)

[Chorus (x2):]
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London wanna go down
Like London London London be going down like

The drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)

The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face (oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
'fore I turn around and spray your ::dolphin noise:: with mace (oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
You got that? I got the bass (Uh)

[Chorus x2]

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo

[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Another A.T.L.
Cali collabo
Fergie and Polo

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)
'cause you know I don't give a ::dolphin noise:: so here we go! (Oh, ::dolphin noise: :)

[Chorus x2]

::dolphin noise::tin' all over the world
::dolphin noise:: you ::dolphin noise::es!
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they didnt even say time of the month once
 
President Squidward said:
youll be on the finale. The episode is called, "time of the month"
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You don't get to make jokes about that, buddy, because you've never had to ENDURE IT.
 
crossover special may not happen ;)

lost the files
 
keyword: may

I'll probably rewrite it
 
[SIZE=14.6667px]here it is[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]the moment you've all been waiting for[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]the true ending to the sbm show[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]Time of the Month[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Written by BrickSponge2015[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px](We see Brick aimlessly wandering around. He repeatedly slams his face into Bagel’s door)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: Uhh, what are you doing?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Brick: This is end of series… I not move until next episode.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: PLEASE DON’T ASK FOR NEXT EPISODE RELEASE[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: I GET TIRE OF WORKING ON IT ALL TIME.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: NOBODY LETS PLAY LAST EPISODE!!!.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: SO ::dolphin noise:: THIS. I’MM NOT FNINNISH IT BCECAUSE NOBODY CARE!!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Bagel: YOU ARE ALL MOTHER::dolphin noise::[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxPMHtiJh30[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]-The SBM Show-[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]::dolphin noise::FLAP[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BagelsinEurope[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]::dolphin noise:: YOU!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BrickSponge2015[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]UNTALENTED twit![/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Noah Spongy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Poseidon[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Award[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]FART SUCKER[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]ssj4gogita4[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]SPECIAL ::dolphin noise:: YOU[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]President Squidward[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Popeye Q. Krabs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Moxley[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]The Drifter[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]kevin_ng2010[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BobSpongePantsSquare[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]SpongeBob GriffBob[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]E.V.I.L[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Old Man Leeroy Jenkins[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]ryanruff13[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Cha[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]IAmBagel[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Milkmaidman[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Grubby Grouper[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]JakeFromStateFarm[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Ling-Ling[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Constantine the Frog[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Miles 'Tails' Power[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]The Slash-Bring Hasher[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Storm[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]SBManiac[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]TheOpenWindowManiac[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]cwn[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]SpongeCob[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]ProhibitTheSponge[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BeanoMaster[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]SpongeBobFan64[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Spongy272[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Big Meaty Claws[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]100%-Spongy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Spandy4Life[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]TopSheep[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]THEY DON’T DO ::dolphin noise::[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BagelsinEurope[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]BrickSponge2015[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]YOU ::dolphin noise::HOLES KILLED THE SBM SHOW I HOPE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF THE SERIES IS OVER EVERYONE’S DEAD [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]I’VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE ON THIS ::dolphin noise::TY SHOW[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN ALMOST TWO AND A HALF YEARS[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]GOOD NIGHT[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]R.I.P THE SBM SHOW[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]September 29, 2014 to January 24, 2017[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]No tears now, only dreams.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.6667px]if you liked the finale please leave a like and put your thoughts in the comments down below, don't forget to subscribe to support my family[/SIZE]
 
That was just as better as Everyone Dies And The Show Ends, beautiful ending :bowdown:
 
It was an amazing run. Ty for everything, for the effort of creating the SBM show. Im also glad I got to read it and enjoy it:)
 
wanted this topic to go out with a bang so I'm gonna leak the 100th episode of Kingdumb
one week in advance
sbm exclusive
dont tell the mEDIA

Kingdumb Episode 50bee
Bees
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(We open to George W. Bush walking up to a podium with a crowd of millions below him)
George W. Bush: Thank you. Thank you.
(Funeral bells start playing in the background)
George W. Bush: Now, as you know, America is amidst a crisis. The economy is slowly collapsing, and there seems to be nothing we can do about this. There is nothing at all we can do to stop this.
(George W. Bush stops for a second while the crowd chatters, worried)
George W. Bush: Now, let me tell you about bees.
(The lights turn off and a spotlight shines on George W. Bush)
George W. Bush: I like bees. I’m glad that they exist.
(The funeral bells get slightly louder)
George W. Bush: Bees, bees, bees. Aren’t bees quite wonderful? Take a moment and try to think of someone who dislikes bees. You can’t.
(The crowd starts murmuring)
George W. Bush: Now, a little more on some other recent events.
(George W. Bush stops and the crowd seems to start whispering random things to each other)
George W. Bush: After the events of September 11th, we mustn't fear. It is our job to fight for liberation, freedom, and bees.
Guy in Audience: 9/11 WAS 15 YEARS AGO NERD OR 16 I DONT EVEN ::dolphin noise:: REMEMBER MAN THIS IS SUCH A-
George W. Bush: shh shh shh
(beat)
Guy in Audience: WHAT
George W. Bush: shh shh shh
Guy in Audience: THIS IS STILL ::dolphin noise:: YOU KNOW WHY DO YOU THINK-
(The guy in the audience suddenly randomly disappears into magic fairy dust)
George W. Bush: Wow, look! Magic fairy dust! Wait a second, that’s not magic fairy dust! That’s more bees!
(The bees fly away and a weird distorted kid’s show xylophone sound effect plays and the crowd cheers in a really satanic ear rape way)
George W. Bush: But that’s not important right now. Finding bin Laden is our top priority.
(We hear a huge crowd cheer)
George W. Bush: Let me be honest here though. I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority. We need to focus on our nation's real threat - the death of bees nationwide.
(The crowd goes dead silent)
George W. Bush: So, yeah. America relies on bees and bees only. Bees are a necessity; I don’t think some of you understand how important they are.
(George W. Bush moves foward and squints towards the audience and then moves back)
George W. Bush: WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY YOUNG LAD ME AND MY PARENTS WERE VERY POOR, WE HAD NO LEGITIMATE MONEY. I HAD TO GET A JOB AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN I WAS 5 SO MY PARENTS COULD AFFORD INCOME. BUT THEN ONE DAY I DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE MY ACE IN THE HOLE - HONEY. I PUT HONEY IN THE COFFEE AND GOT RICH AND WORKED MY WAY UP FROM A PEASANT TO A GOD. AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF BEES. NOW DO YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE?
(The auidence just stays silent)
George W. Bush: Any questions?
(Someone in the audience raises their hand)
Audience member: So...what are you gonna do about the bee crisis?
George W. Bush: For every bee, there were roughly three dead bees. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
Audience member: So...what are you gonna do about it?
George W. Bush: KILL THE BEARS. HEY MR. PANDA, YOU’RE GOING DOWN.
Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House: oh you piece of ::dolphin noise::
George W. Bush: Any more questions?
(Another person in the audience raises their hand)
Audience member #2: So...what about the economy-
George W. Bush: ::dolphin noise:: THE ECONOMY IT’S JUST GAY DENTISTS AND LOSERS IN PANTS LIKE, IF WE WERE ALL BEES WE WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE AN ECONOMY WE’D JUST BE LIKE COOL PEOPLE IN HIVES AND ::dolphin noise:: AND WE’D HAVE HONEY WOULDN’T THAT BE AMAZING
(silence)
(Another audience member raises their hand)
Audience member #3: seinfeld bee?
George W. Bush: People like you are what make me proud to be the owner of this land, The United States of America. It’s so wonderful to just see people understand true, pure, amazement. Sometimes I think we’re a bit troubled but then people like you and every bee ever make me realize once more how lucky I am to have such good people under me. With friends like these, who needs bin laden?
(The crowd cheers except for Osama Bin Laden who just so happens to be in the crowd)
Guy in audience: HEY I FOUND BIN LADEN GEORGE
George W. Bush: shut the ::dolphin noise:: up you edgy piece of ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise::
(Yet another audience member raises their hand)
Audience member #4: Are you a bee rapist?
George W. Bush: I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bee in my lake.
(beat)
George W. Bush: No more questions? I guess it’s time for the ceremony of the troops we’ve lost this year.
(Everyone except Osama Bin Laden puts their hand over their heart)
George W. Bush: Here are the names. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee, and lastly Proffesor Bee.
(George W. Bush starts crying)
George W. Bush: THEY WERE SO YOUNG
George W. Bush: I...I LOVED YOU ALL
George W. Bush: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPECIAL YOU WERE TO ME
George W. Bush: I JUST WISH I COULD SEE YOUR LITTLE BEE FACES ONCE MORE...JUST ONE MORE TIME
George W. Bush: I WANT TO HUG THEM
George W. Bush: DAUGHTER I WANT TO LOVE YOU
George W. Bush: FATHER I WANT TO HUG YOU
George W. Bush: MOTHER I WANT TO ::dolphin noise:: YOU
George W. Bush: THIS IS THE TRUE FEELING I WANT TO ::dolphin noise:: THESE BEES SO BAD
George W. Bush: I...I NEED TO ::dolphin noise:: A BEE
George W. Bush: ANYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE FEEL ME RIGHT NOW
(beat)
Some drunk guy: YEAH TOTALLY
George W. Bush: NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND
MY MOTHER WAS A TRANSGENDER WALRUS
MY FATHER WAS A MENTALLY RETARDED CHIPMUNK
I NEVER GOT THE FULL BEE TREATMENT
George W. Bush: I NEED A BEE RIGHT NOW
I WILL ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS
OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF ::dolphin noise::ED BEES
AND I SHALL BECOME THE LORD OF THE ROYAL ORDER OF BEES
AND THE WORLD SHALL ALL BE BEES
REMIFICATIONS WILL BE HIGH, INCLUDING MASS GENOCIDE ON ALL OTHER SPECIES
THIS IS THE FINAL FRONTIER
THIS EARTH WILL BECOME A BEEHIVE BY 2018
THAT IS THE SOLUTION
THE FINAL BREATH OF HUMANITY SHALL TAKE ITS TOLL
THIS IS THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT:
BEES.
(The screen goes black and the funeral bells get louder and louder until it's complete ear rape then they suddenly stop)
George W. Bush: Thank you, good night, and god bless america.
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
wanted this topic to go out with a bang so I'm gonna leak the 100th episode of Kingdumb
one week in advance
sbm exclusive
dont tell the mEDIA

Kingdumb Episode 50bee
Bees
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(We open to George W. Bush walking up to a podium with a crowd of millions below him)
George W. Bush: Thank you. Thank you.
(Funeral bells start playing in the background)
George W. Bush: Now, as you know, America is amidst a crisis. The economy is slowly collapsing, and there seems to be nothing we can do about this. There is nothing at all we can do to stop this.
(George W. Bush stops for a second while the crowd chatters, worried)
George W. Bush: Now, let me tell you about bees.
(The lights turn off and a spotlight shines on George W. Bush)
George W. Bush: I like bees. I’m glad that they exist.
(The funeral bells get slightly louder)
George W. Bush: Bees, bees, bees. Aren’t bees quite wonderful? Take a moment and try to think of someone who dislikes bees. You can’t.
(The crowd starts murmuring)
George W. Bush: Now, a little more on some other recent events.
(George W. Bush stops and the crowd seems to start whispering random things to each other)
George W. Bush: After the events of September 11th, we mustn't fear. It is our job to fight for liberation, freedom, and bees.
Guy in Audience: 9/11 WAS 15 YEARS AGO NERD OR 16 I DONT EVEN ::dolphin noise::ING REMEMBER MAN THIS IS SUCH A-
George W. Bush: shh shh shh
(beat)
Guy in Audience: WHAT
George W. Bush: shh shh shh
Guy in Audience: THIS IS STILL ::dolphin noise:: YOU KNOW WHY DO YOU THINK-
(The guy in the audience suddenly randomly disappears into magic fairy dust)
George W. Bush: Wow, look! Magic fairy dust! Wait a second, that’s not magic fairy dust! That’s more bees!
(The bees fly away and a weird distorted kid’s show xylophone sound effect plays and the crowd cheers in a really satanic ear rape way)
George W. Bush: But that’s not important right now. Finding bin Laden is our top priority.
(We hear a huge crowd cheer)
George W. Bush: Let me be honest here though. I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority. We need to focus on our nation's real threat - the death of bees nationwide.
(The crowd goes dead silent)
George W. Bush: So, yeah. America relies on bees and bees only. Bees are a necessity; I don’t think some of you understand how important they are.
(George W. Bush moves foward and squints towards the audience and then moves back)
George W. Bush: WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY YOUNG LAD ME AND MY PARENTS WERE VERY POOR, WE HAD NO LEGITIMATE MONEY. I HAD TO GET A JOB AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN I WAS 5 SO MY PARENTS COULD AFFORD INCOME. BUT THEN ONE DAY I DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE MY ACE IN THE HOLE - HONEY. I PUT HONEY IN THE COFFEE AND GOT RICH AND WORKED MY WAY UP FROM A PEASANT TO A GOD. AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF BEES. NOW DO YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE?
(The auidence just stays silent)
George W. Bush: Any questions?
(Someone in the audience raises their hand)
Audience member: So...what are you gonna do about the bee crisis?
George W. Bush: For every bee, there were roughly three dead bees. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
Audience member: So...what are you gonna do about it?
George W. Bush: KILL THE BEARS. HEY MR. PANDA, YOU’RE GOING DOWN.
Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House: oh you piece of ::dolphin noise::
George W. Bush: Any more questions?
(Another person in the audience raises their hand)
Audience member #2: So...what about the economy-
George W. Bush: ::dolphin noise:: THE ECONOMY IT’S JUST GAY DENTISTS AND LOSERS IN PANTS LIKE, IF WE WERE ALL BEES WE WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE AN ECONOMY WE’D JUST BE LIKE COOL PEOPLE IN HIVES AND ::dolphin noise:: AND WE’D HAVE HONEY WOULDN’T THAT BE AMAZING
(silence)
(Another audience member raises their hand)
Audience member #3: seinfeld bee?
George W. Bush: People like you are what make me proud to be the owner of this land, The United States of America. It’s so wonderful to just see people understand true, pure, amazement. Sometimes I think we’re a bit troubled but then people like you and every bee ever make me realize once more how lucky I am to have such good people under me. With friends like these, who needs bin laden?
(The crowd cheers except for Osama Bin Laden who just so happens to be in the crowd)
Guy in audience: HEY I FOUND BIN LADEN GEORGE
George W. Bush: shut the ::dolphin noise:: up you edgy piece of ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise:: ::dolphin noise::
(Yet another audience member raises their hand)
Audience member #4: Are you a bee rapist?
George W. Bush: I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bee in my lake.
(beat)
George W. Bush: No more questions? I guess it’s time for the ceremony of the troops we’ve lost this year.
(Everyone except Osama Bin Laden puts their hand over their heart)
George W. Bush: Here are the names. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee.Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee. Mr. Bee. Mrs. Bee, and lastly Proffesor Bee.
(George W. Bush starts crying)
George W. Bush: THEY WERE SO YOUNG
George W. Bush: I...I LOVED YOU ALL
George W. Bush: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPECIAL YOU WERE TO ME
George W. Bush: I JUST WISH I COULD SEE YOUR LITTLE BEE FACES ONCE MORE...JUST ONE MORE TIME
George W. Bush: I WANT TO HUG THEM
George W. Bush: DAUGHTER I WANT TO LOVE YOU
George W. Bush: FATHER I WANT TO HUG YOU
George W. Bush: MOTHER I WANT TO ::dolphin noise:: YOU
George W. Bush: THIS IS THE TRUE FEELING I WANT TO ::dolphin noise:: THESE BEES SO BAD
George W. Bush: I...I NEED TO ::dolphin noise:: A BEE
George W. Bush: ANYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE FEEL ME RIGHT NOW
(beat)
Some drunk guy: YEAH TOTALLY
George W. Bush: NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND
MY MOTHER WAS A TRANSGENDER WALRUS
MY FATHER WAS A MENTALLY RETARDED CHIPMUNK
I NEVER GOT THE FULL BEE TREATMENT
George W. Bush: I NEED A BEE RIGHT NOW
I WILL ASCEND INTO THE HEAVENS
OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF ::dolphin noise::ED BEES
AND I SHALL BECOME THE LORD OF THE ROYAL ORDER OF BEES
AND THE WORLD SHALL ALL BE BEES
REMIFICATIONS WILL BE HIGH, INCLUDING MASS GENOCIDE ON ALL OTHER SPECIES
THIS IS THE FINAL FRONTIER
THIS EARTH WILL BECOME A BEEHIVE BY 2018
THAT IS THE SOLUTION
THE FINAL BREATH OF HUMANITY SHALL TAKE ITS TOLL
THIS IS THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT:
BEES.
(The screen goes black and the funeral bells get louder and louder until it's complete ear rape then they suddenly stop)
George W. Bush: Thank you, good night, and god bless america.
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this ep was leaked way too early but its beauty so yeah
if you like this rEAD _MORE KINGDUMB
 
Well, at least the show went out with dignity, just like I'm planning to do with Super Ruby Cat Adventures, it shall only last 5 series holding 40 adventures and 46 pages (whilst 3 series, 24 adventures and 27 pages of it have already been made)
 
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