The SBM Show

Sorry! Totally forgot about the episodes. I'm really really sorry. I'll post the Halloween special this Friday but here's episode 2b for now:

Episode 2b
Sane Brains
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open in on Prez who is inventing something.)

Prez: IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!

Prez: I have completed the invention which makes people so sane, they lose all creativity and do exactly as I tell them to! They will become my slaves! Should be easy in an insane town like SBMtopi-

(ryanruff randomly breaks through the wall)

ryanruff: Like the mysterious ryanruff!

Prez: Well, not nessicerily, but ZAP!

(Prez zaps ryanruff)

Prez: Now go away!

ryanruff: OK, since I don't have any creativity whatsoever that is all I can do!

Prez: I can't belive it worked!

(Cut to next scene on Schadenfreude St.)

Popeye: Oh no, it's Bagel...

(Bagel knocks on the door)

Popeye: Go away!

(Bagel knocks on the door again)

Popeye: I said go away!

(Bagel knocks on the door again)

Popeye: ohh, he won't listen I see.

(Bagel knocks on the door again)

Popeye: I SAID GO AWAY!

Narrator: 300 knocks and angry responses later.

Popeye: Alright fine, I guess I have no choice but to answer the door.

Bagel: Popeye! Help me! The drifter is stalking me!

The Drifter: You shall suffer the wrath of a thousand butterknifes from a virtual reality of boxes!

Bagel: And he's not drifting away!

Popeye: Sorry, but Bagel, you're a normal a and non-creative person and boring so I can't help you. Goodbye.

Bagel: POPEYE WAIT! I actually had creativity once!

Popeye: When? Oh wait-2002!

Bagel: I was born in 2003, Popeye.

Popeye: I was being sarcastic, you Imbecile. I meant you NEVER had creativity.

Bagel: Last night I was driving home from work and then-

Prez: ZAP!

(Prez zaps Popeye)

Bagel: Like that.

Popeye: CHICGEhsjsbywJdddjsj!

Prez: I command you to chug a milk carton!

Popeye: NO I want A chicken sandwhich(/$)2

Popeye: and NOW 5hsj

(Popeye takes off all his clothes, and runs into the horizon naked)

Prez: I guess maybe he didn't have creativity already, so my zap made him have all the creativity that I zapped up! It must have gone to his head and then he went insane! I must stop him before he destroys the town! That's my job!

(Prez zips away)

Bagel: I have no creativity so I can not respond to that.

The Drifter: You shall eat the gym sock on North Redwood Highway!

Random guy who lives near north redwood highway: NORTH REDWOOD HIGHWAY IS THE BEST HIGHWAY!

StormAllenBryat: I am an immortal pizza guy who has visited many highways and I am confident that the best highway is Shoreline Highway in Marin County, CA.

(Random guy who lives near north redwood highway and StormAllenBryat bicker about the best highway)

Bagel: I must go to work now.

(Cut to next scene with Popeye holding an H&R Block building and running around naked)

Popeye:SMDHYDHDG

Prez: I HAVE YOU NOW! SAY HELLO TO THE SANE RAY!

(Popeye holds up the H&R Block building which get zapped and gets changed to "Buisness" because no creativity)

Prez: Dang it! This is gonna be harder than I thought!

Popeye: HSHSYCNEYywueTje783@!

(Prez scratches his scalp)

(Cut to next scene)

(Prez quietly tip-toes behind Popeye and gets ready to zap him)

Prez: Alright! NOW I CAN ZAP-

(Popeye runs away)

Prez:-you.

(Cut to next scene)

(A montage of Prez trying to zap Popeye with hot air balloons, throwing buildings, crashing trucks of milk, glueing Popeye to houses, swinging from vines trying to zap him, throwing a baseball at him to knock him unconscious (but it ends up backfiring because it's the Boomerang Baseball) using jellyfish to sting him, pouring buckets of water at him, and even sending him to space (when he doesn't board the rocket) all backfiring)

Prez: AAAAAAAH! How do I zap him?!

(Popeye zaps himself)

Prez: Well, I failed. (cocks his shotgun)

Popeye: What happened? Why is there these puddles of milk and water and jellyfish and rockets and fallen buildings, boomerang baseballs, glue and vines? What is up with this stuff? And why am I naked? How are you an anthromorphic hamster? Why do I ask so many questions?

Prez: Blame it on yourself, kid.

(Prez jumps off the building they were standing on)

Prez: AAAAAAAAAAAH! owww

Popeye: Ouch.

Popeye: Wait I have one more question!

Prez (with broken teeth and bones): Ask away, kid.

Popeye: How do I get down from here?


THE END!

Next episode on Halloween. Meanwhile, here's a sneak peek at the next episode.

ssj: What do you mean, they turn you into Rolo Candy?

Bagel: I mean if one touches you you become a rol-

(A Rolo Candy touches Bagel and Bagel becomes a Rolo)

Bagel (as a Rolo): We're coming for you, ssj!

ssj: AAAAH!

Bagel (as a Rolo): MUAHAHAHA!
 
Can I be in the next episode, no matter how small my part is? :P
 
I have no idea what I want my character to be, honestly.

Here's an idea: I am a sock puppet who wears cool shades and owns a limo. My shtick is making references to other shows, also smashing the fourth wall to bits, and driving the getaway car (aka limo). My personality is weird but friendly.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
Sure. Almost all the cast will be in the next episode. It will be 2x the length of a regular episode.
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So will it be involving

Jefferson Steelflex said:
Can there be an episode when someone finally wants me to use my chaos powers it accidentally kills/injures some random guy and that the hamster is blamed for it on his off day from evil? :P
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as a random plotline meant to fill up any extra space in there then?
 
President Squidward said:
I am the best character on this show. :sbgrin:
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You can't be the best character on the show. The cheese is the best character on the show.

I AM THE CHEESE. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND BOLOGNA COMBINED.
 
Old Man Leeroy Jenkins said:
You can't be the best character on the show. The cheese is the best character on the show.

I AM THE CHEESE. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND BOLOGNA COMBINED.
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*kicks cheese into bottomless pit*
Hmm what was that? Oh well time to move on into being the true best character eventually. :p
 
Can I be that weirdo that lives in the mailbox & jumps in and out of windows for comedic timing?
 
Halloween special!

The SBM Show Super Scary Halloween Special!
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015

(Opens at night with a poster on a telephone pole that reads:
PARTY
at Bagel's

10:00 to 3:00
Be there or not be part of the episode.)

(It then goes to Bagel's house in the frame,zooms through it naw then we hear a scream as it goes into the house)

Ling-Ling: Told you my story was terrifying!

E.V. I. L: Yeah so scary it makes me want to uh, AAAAH

(E.V. I. L. explodes into confetti and sausages and everyone stares in awe)

Bagel: He does that all the time. He does that in the next episode to-

(Brick falls through the roof)

Brick: No spoilers for the episode I wrote-

Brick: Oh.

Brick: Well, I'll be leaving now, bye)

(Brick zips away)

Milkman: Anyone have a backscratcher?

Bagel: Um,no.

(Milkman grabs a hat and briefcase and starts running)

Bagel: Wait!

(Milkman freezes midair)

Bagel: You may not want to have a backscratcher, because it may be cursed!

Brick: DUN DUN DUNN!

Bagel: I thought you left!

Brick: Yeah. But I had to use your bathroom so I came back.

Bagel: Why couldn't'f you use your bathroom?

Brick: Yours was closer.

Bagel: Fine. Anyway, The cursed backscratcher!

Brick: Bagel, everyone knows your stories are a blow. The only reason we came to your party is because if we didn't, we wouldn't be in the episode.

Bagel: Fine! You tell a scary story!

Brick: Alright then.

Brick: My tale of terror begins…

(We see a fenced-in field, like the playground at a school, but with no ride-type thingies. It’s a cloudy day. President Squidward runs into the middle of the field, pulls a shovel out of nowhere, and digs a deep hole. He pulls out a metal ball with 6 flashing red lights on it, and buries it. We cut 6 months into the future. There’s ivy growing over the mesh fences, and Bagel has a metal detector)

Bagel: I think I’ve struck gold! Come on… come on…

(Metal detector breaks)

Bagel: What? That’s weird.

(He pulls a shovel out of nowhere and digs down. He pulls out the device)

Bagel: Whoa, a cool crystal-thingy! Wait, what are these things?

(He presses down on the top light. The device starts shaking, lifts out of Bagel’s hands, and casts a blinding gold light in all directions. It explodes. Bagel goes flying backwards, and crashes into a huge pile of garbage. He opens his eyes, looks to where he was standing, and finds…)

Bagel: A ZOMBIE!

(He climbs up the trash heap, the zombie following him. He pulls out a piece of wood and holds it like a baseball bat)

Bagel: STAY BACK! I’M WARNING YOU!

(The zombie picks up a stick, bites it, and throws the zombified piece of wood at Bagel. It misses, and flies over the fence. We see Moxley’s house)

Moxley: Okay, then it’s decided. We send in programmers to hack the voting machines.

kevin: I think that’s illegal, ma’am. I mean, sir- I mean, boss- I mean-

(The stick flies through the window, hitting them both on the head. They collapse to the ground and slowly start to reanimate into zombies. Bagel looks into their window from the trash heap)

Bagel: Uh-oh.

(Bagel jumps from the heap onto the fence, then from the fence to the roof of a nearby bus)

Bagel: Phew! That was close! Now, I can get back to my house, rally up the surviving citizens, and hide out in Drifter’s storm shelter!

(A brick flies out of nowhere and nearly hits Bagel in the head)

Bagel: OW! BE CAREFUL!

(He turns around to see BrickSponge2015 running with the bus on the sidewalk, holding a gun that shoots bricks)

Brick: Sorry! Was aiming for the people in the bus.

Bagel: WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT COULD HELP US FIGHT OFF THE ZOMBIES?

(Bagel thinks about what he said for a moment, then, hanging onto the roof, swings inside a window and kicks the zombie bus driver out of it. The zombie passengers slowly approach him as he grabs the steering wheel)

Bagel: Oh, if only I had gone with those kids when they took a joyride on this thing!

(We see Bagel’s flashback. Young Moxley, kevin, GriffBob, Cha, Bagel, JakeFromStateFarm, and Brick all are standing in a line next to a school bus on the top of a hill)

Moxley: Look! The school bus! Let’s drive it!

Cha: But teacher said that we’re not supposed to go anywhere until he’s back!

Moxley: Yes, but did he say we couldn’t drive the school bus?

Cha: Good point.

(Moxley, kevin, Cha, and Jake all file into the bus. Moxley starts driving, and they go down the hill)

kevin: Uh, do you know how to drive?

Moxley: Why does that matter so much to you people? I AM THE QUEEN!

kevin, Cha, and Jake: Yes, master.

(The bus rolls out into the middle of a highway, blocking all of the lanes. Cars and trucks crash into them from both sides, until there’s a huge amount piled up. Then, the whole pile-up catches on fire)

Cha: Oh no! It’s on fire! And the one thing I don’t know how to draw is water!

Jake: Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there!

(A StateFarm helicopter lands on top of the bus. The flashback ends)

Bagel: Good times. Good times.

(Bagel drives into the middle of a highway, blocking all of the lanes. Zombified cars and trucks crash into him from both sides, and catch on fire. Then, a StateFarm airship hovers over them, with Jake piloting it)

Jake: Oh my gosh! A chance to convince him to switch to StateFarm!

(He scans the wreckage with a computer. He looks at the display)

Jake: Oh, one of the zombies has Geico. NUKE IT!

(Jake drops an atomic bomb on the bus. It blows the entire city to ashes)

Jake: Now, my work here is done

(He leans back in his chair. His foot presses the self-destruct button, and the helicopter explodes. We cut back to the real world)

Brick: The end!

(A StateFarm helicopter crashes into the hole in the roof that Brick made. The cockpit opens, and Jake falls out, faceplanting on the ground)

Jake: Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there

ssj: Ha! That pales in comparison to my story.

Bagel: I thought I was gonna tell a story!

ssj: Uh, remember what Brick said before.

Bagel: Fine. But I go next!

ssj: This is the story of THE ROLO INFECTION!

(We cut to Prez working on something)

Prez: The roloizer turns anyone who touches a Rolo zombie into a Rolo!

Prez: And now, to generate the first Rolo zombie!

(Prez hits a button and a Rolo zombie generates)

Rolo zombie: You're next!

Prez: Don't turn against your creator!

(Rolo zombie touches Prez and he becomes one too)

Rolo zombies: Let's hit the town!

(We cut to a Bagel and ssj watching the news)

Anchorman: Around SBMtopia, there is reports of Rolo zombies. Apparently if one touches you, you beco-

(Rolo zombies touch anchorman)

Bagel: Weird.

(Bagel and ssj walk out the door)

Bagel: I don't understand how someone can become a Rolo Candy!


ssj: What do you mean, they turn you into Rolo Candy?

Bagel: I mean if one touches you you become a rol-

(A Rolo Candy touches Bagel and Bagel becomes a Rolo)

Bagel (as a Rolo): We're coming for you, ssj!

ssj: AAAAH!

Bagel (as a Rolo): MUAHAHAHA!

Narrator: 6 Hours later

SBMtopia citizen: OH MY GOD! I THINK I'M THE ONLY SURVIVOR LEFT IN THE CIT-

(Rolo touches citizen)

All rolls in frame: LAST ONE!

(We cut to the drifter's house, barricaded, and we zoom underground to see him in his storm shelter)

Drifter: ALONE...SAFE (repeated four times)

Narrator: 20 Years Later

(We see the drifter's skeleton with dramatic music in the background)

(We cut back to the real world

ssj: So the Rolos took over SBMtopia, and then the world, until they reached cannibalism, and everyone ate each other. Then the only animal left was the turtle, and evolution process started, at 18000 BC and time goes on from there. The end.

Person in background: STOP! THEIF!

Bagel: Must be Constantine's new plan-

(Constantine breaks in the wall holding a gun)

Constantine: To steal all of your belongings!

All (besides Constantine who is laughing in the background): AAAH!

(Everyone runs around yelling and screaming)

Morgan Freeman: I may help.

Bagel: MORGAN FREEMAN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Constantine: Stick em' up!

(Everyone runs)

Constantine (thinking): This isn't working.

(Cuts to Slash-Bringing Hasher in his car)

Slash: You're listening to KRUD, the home for all your "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY CAR" hits!

(Constantine steals Slash's car)

Slash: OH COME ON!

(Constantine drives up to the house, and makes a giant hole in the wall)

Constantine: EVERYBODY FREEZE!

Bagel: Um, Constant-

Constantine: SILENCE! Um, I'll deal with you mess later! The cops are onto me!

Cops: WE WILL GET YOU!

Constantine: AAAAH!

Ling-Ling: Glad that's over.

Bagel: Ah good one, eh Morgan Freeman? Wait where is he?

(We cut to space)

Morgan Freeman: The cow jumped over the moon. Suddenly, the cow made an unfortunate discovery that it was lactose intolerant, and fell to it’s death.

(The cow lands on Bagel’s house. Then, the zombified bus crashes into it, a second StateFarm helicopter falls on it, and then the moon lands on SBMtopia. It fades to black, and then Brick pops out of nowhere)

Brick: Merry Christmas!

Jake: And a happy new insurance plan!

(Bagel pops out of the screen)

Bagel: I never got to tell the story of The Cursed Backscratcher!

Cursed Backscratcher: Yes, but the Cursed Backscratcher got to scratch you!

(Bagel runs around in circles screaming)

Jake: Would either of you like insurance discounts?

Cursed Backscratcher: No thanks, I have geico-

(Jake shoots the Cursed Backscratcher with a Brick Gun)

Brick: Hey, that's mine!

Bagel: Oh thank you Jake, thank you thank you! How can I ever repay you?

Jake: Get new insurance discounts!

THE END

This is my first special. I hope you like it.
 
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