The SBM Show

BagelsinEurope said:
You did not read that whole entire thing in one minute. If you did, you missed something.
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Well, I saw most of the episode on the writers lounge on Shop Mania, so I skipped pretty much everything that I saw already up to the song. I didn't see the song on the Writer's Lounge, though.
 
Bagel: Hey! Did you enjoy our season finale

Audience: NO

Bagel: WELL SCREW YOU

(We then see one of those movie board things)

Narrator: Wackos vs. Wild Outtakes 1, take two.

Bagel: Hello! What you just read was an outtake! We'll be showing you more in the next two shorts. Here you go!

(We see a movie board thing and a scene begins)

OUTTAKE 1

Drunken Sailor: YEE-HAW! BUTTER MY BUTT WITH GLUE BECAUSE THAT WAS A RIBSKIPPIN, HOOTIN AN' HOLLERIN'-

(A giant robot comes out of the ground)

Drunken Sailor: HOLY :dolphin noise:

(We see Dr. Octagonapus inside the robot)

Drunken Sailor: OH MY GOD ITS ALFRED MALINA

Narrator: CUT!

OUTTAKE 2

(SBF64 wakes up)

SBF64: Alright, time for that protest!

(silence)

SBF64: SCREW YOU ALL! YOU FREAKING LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE?! I AM FILING A COMPLAINT! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! I WILL KILL YOU AND BURN YOU-

Narrator: CUT!

OUTTAKE 3

Brick: THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

Bagel: No it isn't.

Brick: But the word "cautionary" sounds cool!

Bagel: lolno

OMLJ: PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

(Everyone gets attacked by Cinammon Toast Crunch pieces and they start to die)

THE END

Narrator: CUT! Too depressing.

Narrator: MORE OUTTAKES TOMORROW ON WACKOS VS. WILD OUTTAKES 2

Brick: MARMITE

(everyone gets set on fire)

Narrator: you stink
 
:D The season finale was great . I haven't seen myself in episodes for a while now though,, ;p I'd enjoy to be part of episodes if you dont mind ;3
 
Spongy272 said:
:D The season finale was great . I haven't seen myself in episodes for a while now though,, ;p I'd enjoy to be part of episodes if you dont mind ;3
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You'll be in Season 2.

FAN MAIL WILL BE ANSWERED TOMORROW OR IF IT IS TOMORROW FOR YOU THEN LATER TODAY WHATEVER WHY IS THERE CAPS LOCK I LIKE PIE CHEWING ON FOAM IS FUN DANKETOYOU FOR PRESIDENT
 
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FAN MAIL!

Storm says,

Are any episodes based off of real events?
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Well Storm, yes. #dream was based on a dream one of Brick's friends had, and The Gas Station is based off of a protest against a cheese factory I saw, so I made an episode out of the idea.
 
BagelsinEurope said:
FAN MAIL!

Storm says,

Well Storm, yes. #dream was based on a dream one of Brick's friends had, and The Gas Station is based off of a protest against a cheese factory I saw, so I made an episode out of the idea.
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My answer to that fan mail:
The Spanish Episode is based off of the time that SBM turned Spanish, and #dream is based on a dream one of my friends had and a dream I had (they're a combination) and the "love weed" line from the New Year's Special (I wrote that line) was based off of something a kid at my school did. Also, this doesn't really count, but the "pizza-based alcoholic beverage" line in Nightmare On Schadenfreude St. is based on a joke somebody made on another forum. And the world record part in The Kitchen Sponge was inspired by somebody getting confused about the book of records for 2015 being released in late 2014.
 
Also the short Two Angry Dogs had a joke about "Is Attack on Titan an instrument?" which my friend said in Summer 2014. So, that was based on RL.
 
This Friday...
An epic saga will be told...
Well, at least part one.
(ssj presses a button and the police car transforms into a giant mech)
Bagel: WHOAHOHOHO!
Brick: Meh.
ssj: ban
(The robot smashes it’s fist into Popeye’s house)
Popeye: Ow!
ssj: YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN YOUR HOUSE!
Popeye: This is a kids show in the year 2015. What do you expect?
Bagel: It’s not really a kids show.
Brick: It is definitely not a kids show.
Bagel: No, that’s going too far.
Brick: (sobbing) YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S GOING TOO FAR, BAGEL! YOU ARE TOO FAR!
REVENGE PART 1
Special Season 2 Preview Episode
Coming 3/20/15 at 6:00 PM PST/9:00 PM EST. Times are subject to change.
Also, a new Slif Lim School and new Kingdumb on Shop Mania!
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
This Friday...
An epic saga will be told...
Well, at least part one.
(ssj presses a button and the police car transforms into a giant mech)
Bagel: WHOAHOHOHO!
Brick: Meh.
ssj: ban
(The robot smashes it’s fist into Popeye’s house)
Popeye: Ow!
ssj: YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN YOUR HOUSE!
Popeye: This is a kids show in the year 2015. What do you expect?
Bagel: It’s not really a kids show.
Brick: It is definitely not a kids show.
Bagel: No, that’s going too far.
Brick: (sobbing) YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S GOING TOO FAR, BAGEL! YOU ARE TOO FAR!
REVENGE PART 1
Special Season 2 Preview Episode
Coming 3/20/15 at 6:00 PM PST/9:00 PM EST. Times are subject to change.
Also, a new Slif Lim School and new Kingdumb on Shop Mania!
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I thought it would be on 3/27?
Whatever.
 
NEW FRIDAYS!
First, we've got a new Silf Lim School!
Lego: Well, I guess we're snowed in, like in the movies.
Keelin: Oh well. We'll be out soon, so it won't be just like the movies.
Lego: (Whispers to self) Oh, you little nitpicker. (To Keelin) If you'll excuse me, I need to use the facilities. (Walks to bathroom) FACILITIES? FACILITIES?!? I NEVER SAY FACILITIES!! Why do I always act so awkward around her?

Then, it's an all new Kingdumb!
Knight: I'd like to buy this reverse engineering backwards 17 discombobulator.
KMart Guy: Hello! We love shrek!
(The knight and princess slowly back away and then start to run out of the store)
KMart Guy: Bye! We love shrek!
KMart Boss: Larry, did those guys just get out without paying?
KMart Guy: Yes, but we love shrek!

And last, but certainly not least, the season two preview of The SBM Show!
(Drifter’s house shoots a huge ball of binary code at Drifter. It hits all five of them, and they get stuck to the ground by it like it’s glue)
Popeye: Oh, great, robot blob. Yum yum.
Bagel: How are we even going to make it up there?
ssj: There’s a road going around the side, duh!
(A helicopter lands at the top of the mountain)
Brick: Why couldn’t we have taken the helicopter?
Moxley: (jumps out of the helicopter towards a staircase leading into the mountain) TO THE BOMB SHELTER!

Catch it all THIS FRIDAY on The Shop Mania Channel!
ssj: Well, that actually could have been way worse.
(beat)
(The mech explodes)
 
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