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Award said:
Those were two suggestions I made, Prez surviving in jail due to the end of the halloween ep where he said he couldn't, and the hippy one is him simply because me and ssj called him hippy due to his haircut, and hamsters have hair, and it's because he loses something. Hope that cleared it up.
Oh the backstory is a different one as well, so three suggestions actually.
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Well, I'm doing the hippy one. No spoilers on Prez's reactions. :sbgrin:
 
Here is the first season finale commercial!

NOTE: All the lines by characters (besides the narrator) are actually in the episode.

Narrator: You've waited 9 episodes...
Narrator: 8 shorts...
Narrator: 6 months..
Narrator: And one zombie apocaylpse...
Narrator: BUT NOW, YOU CAN SEE THE SEASON FINALE!
Bagel: But what if you don't want to?
TV Show Host: TOO BAD! WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT ANYWAY!
Bagel:..crap.
Narrator: IT'S GOT ACTION!
Popeye: Oh, you wanna go?!
(Popeye runs towards Bagel, and then bagel knocks him out with a boxing glove in a box)
Narrator: IT'S GOT COMEDY!
Drunken Sailor: I'VE STRUCK YELLOW!
Popeye: Why not 'gold'.
Drunken Sailor: Too much water.
Bagel: MLG BRO
Narrator: AND IT'S GOT INSANITY!
Bagel: I WOULD KILL ANY PERSON HERE FOR THEIR APPENDIX! SWEET, SWEET APPENNDIX!
SBF64: The phone...it's so valuable...so precious...AND NOW I SEND IT TO BORON FACTORIES!
Popeye: SOMEONE, JUST, SELL, MY, BOOTY...
Narrator: IT'S GOT...DEATHS?
Bagel: OHMYGAWD WE KILLED SBF64
Popeye: NUUUUUUUU
Narrator: AND IT'S GOT EXTRA CALCIUM!
OMLJ: PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!
Narrator: WATCH IT!
ryan: This show is really good!
Narrator: COMING SOON TO A POST NEAR YOU!
(The words 3/13 appear on the screen)
 
Teh second commercial:

(All lines said by characters in any of these commercials are said in the episode)

Narrator: IN THE SPECIAL OF A LIFETIME
Bagel: Nope, we're saving that for Season 2.
Narrator: IT'S THE MOST CRUEL GAME SHOW EVER
Popeye: You mean I have to be stuck with THESE idiots for a month?!
Narrator: AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE TO JOIN IT OR NOT!
Bagel: But what if you don't want to?
TV Show Host: TOO BAD! WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT ANYWAY!
Bagel:..crap.
Narrator: AND IT HAS STALKING!
Popeye: THE IDIOT...HE'S WATCHING....
Bagel: MY HONEST FRIEND, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
Narrator: THE ONLY GAME SHOW WHERE THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
Bagel: He just died out there! What are you gonna do?
BobSponge: Uhh....
(BobSponge gets knocked over by the TV Show Host)
TV Show Host: HE DIDN'T SIGN THE LIABILITY WAIVERS!
Narrator: IT'S A SUPREME TORTURE FEST! AND ITS FUNNY!
Drunken Sailor: YEE-HAW! BUTTER MY BUTT WITH GLUE BECAUSE THAT WAS A RIBSKIPPIN, HOOTIN AN' HOLLERIN'-
(A giant robot comes out of the ground)
Drunken Sailor: HOLY :dolphin noise:
Narrator: BE THERE ON 3/13!
 
(sorry I didn't do the hippy one Award)

Episode 18B
Time Traveling Mess
Written by BagelsinEurope

(It is a normal day in SBMtopia, when suddenly a giant burger comes flying out of the sky)

Drifter: I feared this day would come.

Vladimir Putin (in Russian): I HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR MAYONNAISE!

Bagel: BOARD THE STORM PORTS!

(A bunch of cannons are set out)

Bagel: FIRE!

Cannon: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BWAAAAAAAAA

(The burger explodes into a giant beacon)

Bagel: THE BACON!

(A bunch of bacon strips fall from the sky)

BobSponge: MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE

(BobSponge eats a piece, and then explodes)

Bagel: NOT BOBSPONGE! FIRE AGAIN!

Cannon: IMMA FIRIN MAH SECOND LAZER BWAAAAAH

(The beacon explodes and it starts raining pork chops)

SpongeCob: AAAAH!

Bagel: QUICK! HOP ON THE FLOATING LAMP!

(SpongeCob hops on and the lamp floats away)

Award: NOEP

(The floating lamp explodes)

SpongeCob: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

Bagel: AWARD, WHAT THE HECK, MAN?

SpongeCob: WAIT! BRICK IS HOLDING A SUBWAY SANWICH!

(SpongeCob grabs the sandwich from Brick floating in the air)

Bagel: WHAT THE :dolphin noise: ARE YOU DOING!?

SpongeCob: THE PORTAL HAS OPENED!

(Award and cwn randomly appear on Bagel's head)

Bagel: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM?!

cwn: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. THE MAGNETS ARE SUCKING US IN!

Bagel: WHAT?!

(Bagel, SpongeCob, cwn and Award all fly into a portal)

Bagel: WHOA!

(The four are sent down a vortex tunnel at the speed of light, until they crash into a golden doorknob)

Bagel: NUUUUUUUU

(The four fall out of the vortex tunnel into a Grateful Dead concert in 1977)

SpongeCob: OOOH I LOVE THESE GUYS

Bagel: Okay, why are we here?

cwn: Vladimir Putin invented time travel in the year 2378, but it had bugs, so all the problems we experienced back in SBMtopia were his fault. However, since he died in the lazer explosion, the time travel portal opened. We got sucked in because we were too close to the portal. Since we got knocked out by the golden doorknob, this was the point in time we ended up in.

SpongeCob: wut

Jerry Garcia: SHAKE THE HAND

SpongeCob: HEY JERRY PLAY JINGLE BELLS

Jerry Garcia: Okay.

(Jerry Garcia starts to play his guitar but suddenly a giant spider jockey comes out of his stomach)

Crowd: *gasp*

Jerry Garcia: I HAVE THE SUDDEN NEED TO STOP SMOKING

Bagel: I don't think we should mess with the past...

(The spider jockey shoots an arrow at the clouds and the portal reopens)

Bagel: OH NOOOOO

(The four get sucked through the portal again)

Bagel: WHY CANT WE JUST GO TO THE PRESENT

SpongeCob: I want a present!

(SpongeCob opens a gift that randomly appears and the four get sucked into it)

Bagel: Now what?

(The four teleport into SBMtopia)

SpongeCob: So that's why they call it the present.

Narrator: COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU...CHAD MULLIGAN IN STAR WARS 4: THE MUSICAL!

Bagel: Look what you did, SpongeCob! Now the present has changed!

(Brick walks over to the four with a punk rock haircut)

Brick: YO DUDES METALLICA HAS A NEW ALBUM-

(Award uses his powers to destroy Brick into pieces)

Bagel: The heck, man? Brick was my friend!

Award: I CANT LIVE WITH THOSE PEOPLE

cwn: THATS A VALID REASON

(suddenly Brick reappears as a tow truck)

Brick: GUYS I ENTERED THE VOID AND THEY MADE ME A TOW TRUCK

(The four look at each other)

Award: We need to reopen the time portal.

cwn: I've got it.

(A giant portal appears)

(The four and Brick are sucked in)

Brick: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA

Award: HOW DO WE FIX IT

Bagel: WE NEED TO STOP JERRY FROM PLAYING JINGLE BELLS!

Jerry: Me? I never played Jingle Bells!

Bagel: Not you, the human, not the anthropomorphic kitchen sponge beaver samurai hybrid!

Poseidon: Did somebody say anthropomorphic kitchen sponge beaver samurai hybrid?

Bagel: Oh, what's the use.

Brick: LOOK OUT!

Bagel: WHAT?!

(The seven crash into a giant shoe, and then fall into SBMtopia as it was before the episode)

Bagel: Great! Everything's back to normal!

SpongeCob: Wait, where's Brick?

(We cut to a Subway)

Brick: VERIZON/CHIPOTLE/EXXON

(Brick suddenly gets ejected out of the Subway into the sky)

Brick: WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?

(A sandwhich flies up to him)

Bagel: But Brick was in the sky with a Subway sandwich before, so does that mean-

(A giant burger comes flying out of the sky)

Drifter: I feared this day would come.

Vladimir Putin (in Russian): I HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR MAYONNAISE!

Bagel: BOARD THE STORM PORTS!

(The episode suddenly pauses, and RL Bagel walks by)

RL Bagel: For your convenience, I'm gonna stop the episode here so you don't have to read an endless episode. But for continuity purposes, this episode never ends. It just repeats over and over. I hope you have enjoyed this episode. And now, a word from our sponsor.

(We cut to an ice cream floating in midair)

Narrator: IT'S THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ICE CREAM!

Ice Cream: Wow. What a day. First I go to the ski resort, expecting yo go skiing and have fun, but the resort in infested with robots. The evil robots make me a robot, and then I walk into a brick factory. Then I become a brick, and walk to the beach. This is where I get shrunk by water into sand, and then kids pour a bunch of beans over me. This causes me to grow back into an ice cream. I then decide to go home, where I find my house is infested with popcorn. Fortunately, I like popcorn, so I guess this was an okay day after all.

Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ICE CREAM!

(Credits roll for two seconds with only one line saying:

DONE ENTIRELY BY BAGELSINEUROPE)

THE END

Sneak Peek for 19A:

Prohibir: AL BATMOBILE!
(Expediente X tema)
Batman: No. Usted no puede tener mi batmobile. Estoy grabando un comercial de juguetes con ella en este momento.
Prohibir: ¿Y qué sería eso?
(Vemos el comercial)
Cantantes: LA VIDA EN EL DREEEEEEEAMHOUSE
(Batman está de pie junto a una jirafa con un vendaje alrededor del cuello)
Batman: (vocecita niño) te voy a hacer todo lo mejor!
Locutor: COMPRAR PIT PARADA DE BATMAN PARA ANIMALES DEFECTUOSOS EN SU DISTRIBUIDOR LOCAL CHEVY / FORD
(Pantalla Azul de la Muerte)
(Cortamos de vuelta a los ciudadanos la destrucción de la ciudad)
Prez: Comerciales! AAAAHHH! FELIZ NO BASTA!

See you next week.
 
SBM Short: In Memorial
(We just see SBF64 sitting there eating cereal watching the Spice Girls/Pazza/Amanda Bynes movie)
todd phillips: AMANDA BYNES?
Brick: OH MY GOD TODD USED CAPITALS
Bagel: Keep this on topic. Pazza, we'll miss you.
In Memorial: 2011-2015
Pazza: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
(Pazza rips off his clothes and starts dancing in his underwear)
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
SBM Short: In Memorial
(We just see SBF64 sitting there eating cereal watching the Spice Girls/Pazza/Amanda Bynes movie)
todd phillips: AMANDA BYNES?
Brick: OH MY GOD TODD USED CAPITALS
Bagel: Keep this on topic. Pazza, we'll miss you.
In Memorial: 2011-2015
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Wait pazza's leaving? :cry:
 
What the heck's Grateful Dead? Lol.
 
BrickSponge2015 said:
SBM Short: In Memorial
(We just see SBF64 sitting there eating cereal watching the Spice Girls/Pazza/Amanda Bynes movie)
todd phillips: AMANDA BYNES?
Brick: OH MY GOD TODD USED CAPITALS
Bagel: Keep this on topic. Pazza, we'll miss you.
In Memorial: 2011-2015
Pazza: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
(Pazza rips off his clothes and starts dancing in his underwear)
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Pazza is leaving?o-o
 
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