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LOL.Loved it.
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New Announcement: Season 2 is staring on 5/15/15 for sure.
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Well, no spoilers but the first episode of a two part saga might air on 3/27...
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Yeah, but Part 2 is on 5/15/15.BagelsinEurope said:
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BagelsinEurope said:
:p
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PEEK OF SNEAKING
(Brick runs into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
Bagel: *sigh* Another Freddy.
(Bagel and Brick run inside)
Popeye: I'm wondering, what's with all the Five Nights At Freddy's references recently?
(Freddy Fazbear serves the three drinks)
Brick: I ORDERED PIZZA!
Freddy Fazbear: IT'S OUR NEW ALCOHOLIC PIZZA BEVERAGE. TRY IT.
Bagel: This sounds good, actually.
(Bagel drinks some and then gets drunk)
Bagel: love weed
Brick: LIKE A BOSS
(Brick runs into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
Bagel: *sigh* Another Freddy.
(Bagel and Brick run inside)
Popeye: I'm wondering, what's with all the Five Nights At Freddy's references recently?
(Freddy Fazbear serves the three drinks)
Brick: I ORDERED PIZZA!
Freddy Fazbear: IT'S OUR NEW ALCOHOLIC PIZZA BEVERAGE. TRY IT.
Bagel: This sounds good, actually.
(Bagel drinks some and then gets drunk)
Bagel: love weed
Brick: LIKE A BOSS
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This episode is gonna air later than any other episode ever before...here is the airtimes:
PST: 11:59 PM
MST: 12:59 AM
CST: 1:59 AM
EST: 2:59
GWT (for those UK chaps out there): 7:59 AM
If this is not your time, figure it out yourself!
Looks like the folks on the east coast might be sleeping when this episode airs...but who cares? PIE!
PST: 11:59 PM
MST: 12:59 AM
CST: 1:59 AM
EST: 2:59
GWT (for those UK chaps out there): 7:59 AM
If this is not your time, figure it out yourself!
Looks like the folks on the east coast might be sleeping when this episode airs...but who cares? PIE!
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Welp, I wunt sleep, so might as well just put it out early. Here you go.
CONTENT WARNING: When Brick and Bagel get drunk at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, some objectionable content may be seen. Proceed at your own risk.
Episode 18A
Nightmare on Schadenfreude St.
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015
(We see midnight in SBMtopia, above all the houses)
(These words appear on the screen: “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
-Edgar Allen Poe)
Narrator: It is a dark night in SBMtopia. Nobody is awake-that is, except for a certain person-the only one with astral vision.
(We see a demented fish creature)
Narrator: This person is known as Freddy Rechid. Nobody in the city knows of his existence...they only see him in his dream.
Freddy Rechid: Now who to kill tonight? Ah...Schadenfreude St. The perfect location. My most despised street. (snickers)
(We go to Schadenfreude St.)
Freddy Rechid: This looks like a good spot to enter.
(Freddy jumps into a dream, which is Bagel's dream)
(In the dream, we see Bagel sharpening his knife.)
Bagel: There we go! All sharp!
Freddy: What are you planning to do with that knife?
Bagel: Uh...use it to cut my tomatoes? Why?
Freddy: I think something else will be cut. (snickers)
Bagel: No. No. NO!
Freddy: Come back here my young one.
Bagel: AGH! HELP!
(Bagel runs over the hallway)
Bagel: MUST FIND A ROOM!
(Bagel enters and exits a room, and then Freddy enters and exits the same room. This cycle repeats in the Scooby-Doo way)
Bagel: THIS IS NOT SCOOBY DOO!
Narrator: Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now-
Bagel: Not a good time.
Narrator: Well, to be fair this is a horror episode. I mean dream.
(Bagel runs into another room)
Bagel: This place is interesting. It's all fancy and different. I don't think I remember this in my house.
(Bagel wanders around, until he falls into a trap door)
Bagel: AAAAH! Oof.
Bagel: What is this place?
(Bagel sees a grey figure)
Bagel: EVIL? Is that you? Come here!
(We see a bloody EVIL walking down the hallway with a knife in his mouth)
Bagel: That's not the EVIL I wanted.
(EVIL tramples over Bagel and grabs the knife to stab him)
Bagel: NOOOO!
(Bagel wakes up)
Bagel: What a nightmare! I almost died! Twice! But I think I've seen that man before...
Freddy: Darn, I lost. Hmm...maybe the next one down?
(Freddy jumps into Popeye's dream)
(In Popeye's dream, he is at a baseball game)
Popeye: GO CUBS!
(Freddy taps him on the shoulder)
Popeye: Can I help you?
Freddy: Yes. You must die.
Popeye: Sorry. I can't help you with that.
(Freddy grabs a knife)
Freddy: I can.
Popeye: W-What are you doing? *gulps*
Freddy: This won't hurt. And if it does, you'll never hurt again.
Popeye: NOOO!
(Popeye runs through the field)
3rd Baseman: Hey, watch it, bub!
Popeye: Sorry-AAAAH!
(Popeye gets hit in the head with the ball and falls unconscious)
Freddy: Hey hitter, thanks for making things easier!
(Hitter touches home plate)
Hitter: No, thank you! *grins*
Freddy: Oh, this won't hurt.
(Freddy takes out his knife but then Popeye wakes up)
Bagel (with a megaphone): POPEYE!
Popeye: HOLY FU-
Bagel: Don't swear, man!
Popeye: Sorry. But how did you get into my house?
Bagel: Oh...nothing. I just needed help. I had this nightmare this guy tried to kill me!
Popeye: Me too! Maybe the dream is spreading around the hood! We'd better warn the others!
Bagel: Yeah! Let's go!
(Bagel and Popeye run outside)
Freddy: Darn! Another failed! Buh-what's this?
(Freddy sees Bagel and Popeye walking into Brick's house)
Freddy: A threesome? :dolphin noise: YEAH!
(Freddy jumps into the dream)
(Milkmaidman walks outside)
MMM: Man, I sure am having a hard time sleeping. Maybe I should ask that guy over there.
(MMM walks into Brick's house)
(We then cut to Brick's dream, where Bagel and Popeye are both in)
Bagel: How did we get here?
Popeye: I don't know. But we've gotta save Brick-
Freddy: You two again? When will you die?
Brick: I'm so tired
Of your lies
And the evil things
You're doing behind my back
Are there crimes
That you have never committed?
I doubt it, sometimes I wonder
When will you die?
Bagel: That's nice. LET'S RUN!
(Bagel, Popeye, Brick and Freddy run into an old mansion)
Bagel: This should be a decent hiding place.
Popeye: Yeah. We can get away from that sociopathic freakazoid!
Brick: OHHH
Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!-
Bagel: Not right now, Brick.
Brick: DON'T SMOKE WEED RIGHT NOW BRICK
Snoop Dogg: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Shrek: get rekt m8
Freddy: Once I'm done killing these inglorious bastards, I will kill you guys.
(Freddy kills Snoop Dogg and Shrek)
(We see surprised faces from Brick, Bagel and Popeye)
KMart: *cries* WE LOVED YOU SHREK!
Freddy: I'll get you later. Time for my main target!
(Bagel and Popeye start to run upstairs but Brick runs out the door)
Bagel: BRICK'S GOING OUT THE WRONG WAY!
Popeye: We can't just let him die!
(Bagel and Popeye rush outside)
Bagel: BRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Brick: I WANT A PIZZA!
(Brick runs into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
Bagel: *sigh* Another Freddy.
(Bagel and Brick run inside)
Popeye: I'm wondering, what's with all the Five Nights At Freddy's references recently?
(Freddy Fazbear serves the three drinks)
Brick: I ORDERED PIZZA!
Freddy Fazbear: IT'S OUR NEW ALCOHOLIC PIZZA BEVERAGE. TRY IT.
Bagel: This sounds good, actually.
(Bagel drinks some and then gets drunk)
Bagel: love weed
Brick: LIKE A BOSS
Bagel: SUCK A COCK
(A chicken flys over the three)
Bagel: ya that cockz
(The chicken poops on Popeye)
Popeye: Of course.
Bagel: I want donkeys...
(Bagel runs to the bathroom)
Brick: WAIT! DON'T START WITHOUT ME!
(We cut to the bathroom)
Bagel: DIXGEJDHRU
(Brick chokes Bagel)
Brick: I LIKE CATS...I LOVE CATS! I LOVE CATS!
Bagel: k
(Brick walks into a shower)
Bagel: A police public call box? Let's see what's inside-
Doctor Who: ITS THE TARDIS
Bagel: sippy
(Bagel walks inside and then it cuts to black and white)
Bagel: haaaaaiiiii
Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel runs outside and quickly becomes undrunk)
Bagel: Okay. I never want to see Brick in the shower again.
Popeye: Note to self: keep bagel sober.
Bagel: Well, now what?
Popeye: I don't know, but I feel like something's itching me!
Bagel: Me too!
Popeye: It's like scratching us!
(We cut back to reality where MMM is scratching his shoulder with everyoneho is on the bed, then all 3 wake up)
Popeye: HOLY CRAP!
Bagel: WHAT A DREAM!
Brick: BAGEL, STAY OUT OF MY SHOWERS!
Bagel: Milkmaidman, why were you scratching us in our dreams?
(MMM ignores them and keeps scratching his shoulder)
Popeye: I'm gonna go home and lie down.
Bagel: I'm still getting over that dream. What the-
(Brick plants a tombstone on Bagel's foot)
Brick: R.I.P., Snoop Dogg and Shrek, you will be missed.
Bagel: I miss them too, although could you move it off my toe-
Brick: Okay!
Bagel: Uh-oh...While painful scenes happen, let's just show you an animated version of what is happening.
(We see the toenail scene from SB, and then cut to a card that says "THE END" next to a tombstone that reads "R.I.P, Bagel's Toenail")
THE END
Sneaking Peek of Peeking Sneaks:
Beano: I just wanna...uh...uh...
Bagel: Beano?
Beano: Uh...uh...uh
Bagel: Um, what?
Beano: HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S BRICK
Bagel: Wha?
Brick: DARNIT! YOU FOUND ME!
Bagel: Well, ok then.
CONTENT WARNING: When Brick and Bagel get drunk at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, some objectionable content may be seen. Proceed at your own risk.
Episode 18A
Nightmare on Schadenfreude St.
Written by BagelsinEurope and BrickSponge2015
(We see midnight in SBMtopia, above all the houses)
(These words appear on the screen: “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
-Edgar Allen Poe)
Narrator: It is a dark night in SBMtopia. Nobody is awake-that is, except for a certain person-the only one with astral vision.
(We see a demented fish creature)
Narrator: This person is known as Freddy Rechid. Nobody in the city knows of his existence...they only see him in his dream.
Freddy Rechid: Now who to kill tonight? Ah...Schadenfreude St. The perfect location. My most despised street. (snickers)
(We go to Schadenfreude St.)
Freddy Rechid: This looks like a good spot to enter.
(Freddy jumps into a dream, which is Bagel's dream)
(In the dream, we see Bagel sharpening his knife.)
Bagel: There we go! All sharp!
Freddy: What are you planning to do with that knife?
Bagel: Uh...use it to cut my tomatoes? Why?
Freddy: I think something else will be cut. (snickers)
Bagel: No. No. NO!
Freddy: Come back here my young one.
Bagel: AGH! HELP!
(Bagel runs over the hallway)
Bagel: MUST FIND A ROOM!
(Bagel enters and exits a room, and then Freddy enters and exits the same room. This cycle repeats in the Scooby-Doo way)
Bagel: THIS IS NOT SCOOBY DOO!
Narrator: Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now-
Bagel: Not a good time.
Narrator: Well, to be fair this is a horror episode. I mean dream.
(Bagel runs into another room)
Bagel: This place is interesting. It's all fancy and different. I don't think I remember this in my house.
(Bagel wanders around, until he falls into a trap door)
Bagel: AAAAH! Oof.
Bagel: What is this place?
(Bagel sees a grey figure)
Bagel: EVIL? Is that you? Come here!
(We see a bloody EVIL walking down the hallway with a knife in his mouth)
Bagel: That's not the EVIL I wanted.
(EVIL tramples over Bagel and grabs the knife to stab him)
Bagel: NOOOO!
(Bagel wakes up)
Bagel: What a nightmare! I almost died! Twice! But I think I've seen that man before...
Freddy: Darn, I lost. Hmm...maybe the next one down?
(Freddy jumps into Popeye's dream)
(In Popeye's dream, he is at a baseball game)
Popeye: GO CUBS!
(Freddy taps him on the shoulder)
Popeye: Can I help you?
Freddy: Yes. You must die.
Popeye: Sorry. I can't help you with that.
(Freddy grabs a knife)
Freddy: I can.
Popeye: W-What are you doing? *gulps*
Freddy: This won't hurt. And if it does, you'll never hurt again.
Popeye: NOOO!
(Popeye runs through the field)
3rd Baseman: Hey, watch it, bub!
Popeye: Sorry-AAAAH!
(Popeye gets hit in the head with the ball and falls unconscious)
Freddy: Hey hitter, thanks for making things easier!
(Hitter touches home plate)
Hitter: No, thank you! *grins*
Freddy: Oh, this won't hurt.
(Freddy takes out his knife but then Popeye wakes up)
Bagel (with a megaphone): POPEYE!
Popeye: HOLY FU-
Bagel: Don't swear, man!
Popeye: Sorry. But how did you get into my house?
Bagel: Oh...nothing. I just needed help. I had this nightmare this guy tried to kill me!
Popeye: Me too! Maybe the dream is spreading around the hood! We'd better warn the others!
Bagel: Yeah! Let's go!
(Bagel and Popeye run outside)
Freddy: Darn! Another failed! Buh-what's this?
(Freddy sees Bagel and Popeye walking into Brick's house)
Freddy: A threesome? :dolphin noise: YEAH!
(Freddy jumps into the dream)
(Milkmaidman walks outside)
MMM: Man, I sure am having a hard time sleeping. Maybe I should ask that guy over there.
(MMM walks into Brick's house)
(We then cut to Brick's dream, where Bagel and Popeye are both in)
Bagel: How did we get here?
Popeye: I don't know. But we've gotta save Brick-
Freddy: You two again? When will you die?
Brick: I'm so tired
Of your lies
And the evil things
You're doing behind my back
Are there crimes
That you have never committed?
I doubt it, sometimes I wonder
When will you die?
Bagel: That's nice. LET'S RUN!
(Bagel, Popeye, Brick and Freddy run into an old mansion)
Bagel: This should be a decent hiding place.
Popeye: Yeah. We can get away from that sociopathic freakazoid!
Brick: OHHH
Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!-
Bagel: Not right now, Brick.
Brick: DON'T SMOKE WEED RIGHT NOW BRICK
Snoop Dogg: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Shrek: get rekt m8
Freddy: Once I'm done killing these inglorious bastards, I will kill you guys.
(Freddy kills Snoop Dogg and Shrek)
(We see surprised faces from Brick, Bagel and Popeye)
KMart: *cries* WE LOVED YOU SHREK!
Freddy: I'll get you later. Time for my main target!
(Bagel and Popeye start to run upstairs but Brick runs out the door)
Bagel: BRICK'S GOING OUT THE WRONG WAY!
Popeye: We can't just let him die!
(Bagel and Popeye rush outside)
Bagel: BRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Brick: I WANT A PIZZA!
(Brick runs into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
Bagel: *sigh* Another Freddy.
(Bagel and Brick run inside)
Popeye: I'm wondering, what's with all the Five Nights At Freddy's references recently?
(Freddy Fazbear serves the three drinks)
Brick: I ORDERED PIZZA!
Freddy Fazbear: IT'S OUR NEW ALCOHOLIC PIZZA BEVERAGE. TRY IT.
Bagel: This sounds good, actually.
(Bagel drinks some and then gets drunk)
Bagel: love weed
Brick: LIKE A BOSS
Bagel: SUCK A COCK
(A chicken flys over the three)
Bagel: ya that cockz
(The chicken poops on Popeye)
Popeye: Of course.
Bagel: I want donkeys...
(Bagel runs to the bathroom)
Brick: WAIT! DON'T START WITHOUT ME!
(We cut to the bathroom)
Bagel: DIXGEJDHRU
(Brick chokes Bagel)
Brick: I LIKE CATS...I LOVE CATS! I LOVE CATS!
Bagel: k
(Brick walks into a shower)
Bagel: A police public call box? Let's see what's inside-
Doctor Who: ITS THE TARDIS
Bagel: sippy
(Bagel walks inside and then it cuts to black and white)
Bagel: haaaaaiiiii
Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(Bagel runs outside and quickly becomes undrunk)
Bagel: Okay. I never want to see Brick in the shower again.
Popeye: Note to self: keep bagel sober.
Bagel: Well, now what?
Popeye: I don't know, but I feel like something's itching me!
Bagel: Me too!
Popeye: It's like scratching us!
(We cut back to reality where MMM is scratching his shoulder with everyoneho is on the bed, then all 3 wake up)
Popeye: HOLY CRAP!
Bagel: WHAT A DREAM!
Brick: BAGEL, STAY OUT OF MY SHOWERS!
Bagel: Milkmaidman, why were you scratching us in our dreams?
(MMM ignores them and keeps scratching his shoulder)
Popeye: I'm gonna go home and lie down.
Bagel: I'm still getting over that dream. What the-
(Brick plants a tombstone on Bagel's foot)
Brick: R.I.P., Snoop Dogg and Shrek, you will be missed.
Bagel: I miss them too, although could you move it off my toe-
Brick: Okay!
Bagel: Uh-oh...While painful scenes happen, let's just show you an animated version of what is happening.
(We see the toenail scene from SB, and then cut to a card that says "THE END" next to a tombstone that reads "R.I.P, Bagel's Toenail")
THE END
Sneaking Peek of Peeking Sneaks:
Beano: I just wanna...uh...uh...
Bagel: Beano?
Beano: Uh...uh...uh
Bagel: Um, what?
Beano: HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S BRICK
Bagel: Wha?
Brick: DARNIT! YOU FOUND ME!
Bagel: Well, ok then.
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Why couldn't I be in the baseball dream when I love it? Plus doesn't Popeye live with me now? :p
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Well, you see, uh...GEORGE, THEY'RE ONTO US!
:P
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Also I may point out, it was the PREVIOUS EPISODE... you sure should've used your lack of sleep to do some revising ya know. :pBagelsinEurope said:
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I wasn't. But bagel said he wouldn't accept anyone after January 1st of 2015SpongeCob said:
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Actually, that's true. Since the first season of shows is kinda rough, I accepted characters for the first 15ish episodes. But after that, I stopped, because I didn't want to be adding characters after most of them had been set up earlier.Spongebob Griffbob said:
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Idea:
Bagel goes to an alt dimension where he meets a female version of himself, CrumpetIsinBritain, who tries to kill him, but Griffbob comes in with a car, which kills Crumpet. Bagel then tries to kill Griff because he had a crush on Crumpet
Fun fact: This episode won two Emmys and SpongeCob became a billionare
Bagel goes to an alt dimension where he meets a female version of himself, CrumpetIsinBritain, who tries to kill him, but Griffbob comes in with a car, which kills Crumpet. Bagel then tries to kill Griff because he had a crush on Crumpet
Fun fact: This episode won two Emmys and SpongeCob became a billionare
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lolkSpongeCob said:
maybe in S2
or S3
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#ALLTHOSEJUICYCRUMPETSSpongeCob said:
also new ep pls
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Well, Beano in Love isn't happening. It's gonna be replaced with the hippy backstory of Prez trying to survive in jail. Or something like that or whatever you call it. Comes out friday. We'll do a better job next Valentine's Day. We promise.BrickSponge2015 said:
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Those were two suggestions I made, Prez surviving in jail due to the end of the halloween ep where he said he couldn't, and the hippy one is him simply because me and ssj called him hippy due to his haircut, and hamsters have hair, and it's because he loses something. Hope that cleared it up.BagelsinEurope said:
Oh the backstory is a different one as well, so three suggestions actually.