Son, I present to you!
SBM's GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8!
Narrator: Long ago, the Mountain Dew soda spilled the entire land of MLG, son. Then, there came one Dorito chip. A Dorito chip thatfuck her right in the ::dolphin noise::.
Snoop Dogg: Nananana! It's the one and only D-O-Double-G. SNOOP DOGGGGGGG!
Bagel: Let me have some Doritos so that way, we'll play more Call of Duty on the Xbox One.
Prohibit: Sure thing, son. We'll have to have Mountain Dew as well!
Griffbob: But wat if Mountain Dew was not kill?
Prohibit: What the ::dolphin noise:: did you just ::dolphin noise::ing say about me, you little ::dolphin noise::? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ::dolphin noise:: out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ::dolphin noise::ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ::dolphin noise:: to me over the Internet? Think again, ::dolphin noise::er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ::dolphin noise:: off the face of the continent, you little ::dolphin noise::. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ::dolphin noise::ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ::dolphin noise:: idiot. I will ::dolphin noise:: fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kiddo.
Griffbob: GHOST, OH MY GOD!
Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
Bagel: Come at me, bro!
*Sandstorm by Darude plays*
ssj: OH BABY A TRIPLE!
Prez: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!
Prohibit: ::dolphin noise:: SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?
IGN: 10/10! Too much water I guess.
Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's hawt!
Prez: Yo Skrill, drop it hard!
Skrillex: *plays Cinema*
Griffbob: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 edgy 4 me.
Prez: O ::dolphin noise::!
Popeye: GOTTA GO FAST M8! *punches Prohibit and Prez to the ground three times*
Griffbob: OH BABY A TRIPLE!
Popeye: *sings Crawling by Linkin Park*
Prohibit: *sings All Star by Smash Mouth*
Griffbob: Use the triforce of wisdom!
ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!
*X-Files theme song plays*
Brick: Love weed. *eats candy* LOVE WEED.
Griffbob: Sheeeeeeeyit!
Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!
Prohibit: SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE.
Brick: O ::dolphin noise::!
*ambulence comes and kills them all, son*
BUT...
WAT IF...
PROHIBIT WAS NOT KILL!
ILLUMINATI SYMBOL!
666 words!
*X-FIles theme song plays*
BTW, sorry if this sucks. It was rushed.
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