The SBM Show

Spongebob Merrybob said:
Can I make an episode please
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Sure but it won't air until January PM it to me

I ain't done yet! This is copy and paste of a PM episode Miles sent me.

Episode 12A
How ssj Stole Christmas
Written by Miles

(ssj, if you're reading, don't take this seriously. It's only a joke!)

(Pan into SBMtopia)

Narrator: Once upon a time...

Ling Ling: No. Once upon a time, there was a person named SSJ and he hated Christmas. He banned everyone who liked Christmas.

ssj: You're banned! You're banned! You're all banned! >

Ling Ling: But then...

(Every single person who has ever been on the show except Ling Ling because he's narrating randomly appear)

All: OH NO YOU AIN'T

ssj: What are you talking about?

Bagel: Why do you hate Christmas? Christmas is the best holiday of the year!

ssj: Don't make me ban all of you!

Prez: That's it. You left us no choice. ATTTTTAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!

(Everybody throws candy canes at ssj)

ssj: Hold on... *tastes candy cane* Okay, I'll learn to like Christmas.

Prez: Good, we didn't want to start throwing the glass ornaments.

(Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas starts playing as a montage of ssj and everyone else doing Christmas stuff is shown)

ssj: Wow, Christmas is awesome! I can't wait until we do this again next-Wait!

(awkward silence)

(more silence)

(even more silence)

(even MOAR silence)

(one guy sneezes and gets shot)

ssj: Everyone got banned! What are we going to do?

(lol more silence)

E.V.I.L: idk

(everyone explodes into confetti and sausages)

Ling Ling: The heck with it. Good night everybody!

(test card)
 
New episode.

Episode 12B
A Very Goaty Christmas
Written by BagelsinEurope

(We open to BobSponge's house where we see him writing a list)

BobSponge: And I want a 95Shade YouTube poop!

BobSponge: And a circular axis!

TV: We now present a documentary on goats.

BobSponge: A NEW EPISODE!

TV: Goats are of the most pampered animals in the world. They are treated with the finest grass feed and adored by humans. Goats are happy. They enjoy their lives and everyone likes theirs too and would want them as pets. Goats have rich fur and fine skin, which means the...(fades into just random announcing noises)

BobSponge: Lucky goats. I wish I was a goat.

(A lightbulb pops above his head)

BobSponge: I can ask to be a goat! (writes on list)

Narrator: Unfortunate for BobSponge, he will regret his decision...

BobSponge: What does regret mean?

Narrator: Well, whatever.

(We cut to Prez's hideaway)

Prez: Ho ho ho no! I hate Christmas!

Prez: Luckily I have this DVD of happy commercials to wait it out.

(Prez puts disc in player)

Happy (on TV): LA!

(TV explodes)

Prez: GRR! I DEMAND THIS GETS FIXED!

(Prez stomps on the ground, and then we cut to BobSponge's house which is shaking, and then the list flies up)

BobSponge: My list!

(BobSponge's list flies up in the sky, and then we cut to Santa's workshop where the list hits him in the head)

Santa: What do we have here?

Elf #1: It's a list!

Elf #2: He knows that, dummy!

Elf #1: You're the dummy!

(The elves get into a fight cloud)

Santa: Son, this kid wants to be a goat for Christmas. Bring the animal dust!

Elf #3: Here you go. (hands dust)

Santa: This will make him into a goat with one rub!

Narrator: The next day.

(We cut to BobSponge's house, with presents under the tree)

BobSponge: He came!

(BobSponge opens a present and sees a DVD marked "95Shade YouTube Poop")

BobSponge: A 95Shade YouTube poop!

(BobSponge opens another)

BobSponge: A circular axis!

BobSponge: Wait, there's one more!

(BobSponge opens the last present to see a pouch of dust)

BobSponge: Eh, junk.

(BobSponge throws it on the ground spreading the dust everywhere, and then we see a goat on the screen, which is BobSponge)

BobSponge: Maa.

(BobSponge walks outside)

BobSponge: Maa.

Popeye: Looks like someone got a zoo shipment. *laughs*

BobSponge: Maa.

Bagel: Oh no! I saw a surveillance tape of his house because I'm secretly a stalker so he turned into a goat!

IAmBagel: STALKER IS OOC!

Bagel: Your brother blows bubblegum.

IAmBagel: YOU ARE A STALKER! STOP SPYING ON ME!

Bagel: I actually wasn't stalking that time.

Brick: I want a pony.

BobSponge: Maa.

EVIL: Well, we can do the negative continuity thing.

Bagel: But it doesn't work when it's a main premise of an episode!

BobSponge: Maa.

ssj: Sup.

Bagel: BobSponge turned himself into a goat!

ssj: Then there's only one option left.

Bagel: And that is?

ssj: The ending of episode 8B.

Bagel: I forgot what happened.

ssj: Status quo is god.

Bagel: But how would that-

(episode cuts to black)

THE END

Sneak peek for episode 13a:

Prez: I HAVE WORKED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS ONE INVENTION. TO DO WHAT I HAVE WANTED TO DO ALL MY LIFE! MUAHAHAHA...

that's all I'm gonna give you because I have to go to bed now. Bai
 
Merry Christmas from the SBM show! Here's the final Christmas episode:

Episode 13a
Merry Commercial
Written by BagelsinEurope and President Squidward

(We open to Prez' hideaway, where we see him wrenching on a bolt to something)

Prez: There. Finished.

Prez: Prez: I HAVE WORKED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS ONE INVENTION. TO DO WHAT I HAVE WANTED TO DO ALL MY LIFE! MUAHAHAHA...

(We now cut to Bagel's house)

Bagel: Oh, how I love Christmas specials!

TV: Rudolph the mentally deranged reindeer had a very screwed up brain (like a maniac!)

Bagel: Oh, dang. It's a commercial break.

TV: And now, the Christmas happy a thon! Throughout this week, we will be playing ten million new happy commercials!

Bagel: Huh. Sounds like that little hamster dude's cup o noodles.

Griffbob: It's cup of tea!

Bagel: Well, I don't give a-

(We cut to a card that says Please Stand By)

Bagel: What is up with you and your censoring?

Griffbob: Literally.

(ssj walks in)

ssj: How's it going bagel?

Bagel: They're doing a happy a thon thing.

ssj: Well who cares. I mean, who actually buys happy meals any more?

Bagel: The hamster guy.

ssj: The who?

BobSponge: Pie.

Brick: It's genius!

(We cut back to Prez)

Prez: I hate Christmas so much, I'll start to siiing-

Narrator: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! We don't want to pull an Atlantis Squarepantis now, do we?

Prez: But I actually liked one of the songs-

(Prez gets hit with a Brick)

Narrator: Well, that should take care of things for now.

(We cut to Popeye's house)

Popeye: I hate neighbors.

Bagel: Popeye! Help! Open up!

Popeye: What is it this time?

Bagel: I accidentally tore the "do not remove" tag off my mattress! Help help oh help!

Popeye: Here's a hint: GO AWAY!

(We cut back to Prez)

Narrator: Now that we have provided a filler Popeye torture sequence, let us move on with the plot, okay?

Prez: Anyway, I hate Christmas so much, I will destroy it forever!

Prez: With my new invention, I will destroy all of Christmas and Santa forever!

(We see Bagel walking over Prez's hideaway, and then he trips over the hole)

Bagel: Oop.

Bagel: Just got to get it out-ERGH-whooooa

(Bagel falls through the hole)

Bagel: Ouch.

Prez: And now to destroy all of Christmas and Santa forever!

Bagel: Please don't!

Prez: Oh how pathetic! You expect me to listen to one brainless numbskull and change my doings? Pipe dream, loser!

Bagel: Well, I guess Santa can't give you the gift he was gonna *sniff*.

Prez: Oh puh-leeze. Every year from that overweight man in a leotard I get nothing but coal!

Bagel: But then he won't give you the blank tapes for the new commercials!

Prez: Say WHAAAA?

Bagel: I know how much you like Happy, and I know how much you like recording commercials, so maybe if you don't end Christmas, then I could convince Santa to give you blank tapes to record the happy-a-thon!

Prez: Did you say happy?

Bagel: Throughout this week, they will be showing ten million happy commercials!

Prez: Alright, fine. I will do it under one condition.

Bagel: Yes?

Prez: Can you get me a premium channel package so I can record them on every channel?

(Cut to next scene)

Bagel: Well, I guess it is a happy Christmas after all.

Prez: Literally!

Happy: WHEEE

BobSponge: CREEPY NIGHTMARE MONSTER KILL IT AAAH

Bagel: Maybe I should've just stuck with a Merry Christmas.

THE END

Sneak peek for episode 13b:

Prohibit: WHY CAN'T I HAVE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY. WHY MUST IT END. WHY. WHY.

Bagel: You want me to write 3 episodes about Christmas and have 2 other writers make an episode about it too?

Griffbob: Technically this is a Christmas episode.

Bagel: ITS A POST CHRISTMAS EPISODE!
 
Old Man Leeroy Jenkins said:
Nice list
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hey you got the message

It's time for another SBM show short!

Episode 13B 1/2
Merry Christmas from SBM
Written by BagelsinEurope

Grubby Grouper: Merry Christmas.

BagelsinEurope: Hey, I was supposed to say that!

Miles: No, the script clearly states that I was supposed to say that line!

EVIL: you are weird

(explodes into confetti and sausages)

Beano: Uh, Merry Christmas audience gotta go bye!

Prohibit: No! I was supposed to say that!

OMLJ: MY LEG!

BobSponge: Pie.

Griffbob: According to my calculations, I was supposed to say that line.

(Everyone gets into a fight)

Narrator: Well, I am certainly not surprised that nobody here got what they wanted on their Christmas list.

(Short fades up to a star sky which puts together to say Merry Christmas)

Prez: And a HAPPY new year.

The end
 
Characters name : Spongy
Bio:An intelligent gamer who comes from another place called "gamesville". Besides gaming she enjoys to read books and study. She also shows great concern for those who are dear to her and its really hard to truly get to know her. She doesn't trust much people and when she's SUPER pissed off her size multiplies by 100 and she starts shooting laser beams from her eyes!! She's totally OBSESSED with chili peppers and keeps things to herself.

Lol this is an idea, upon her arrival she immediately steals the attention of two characters(you can pick whichever ) and they immediately start to impress her until it gets way out of hand to the point where they both start competing.She's not really interested in them at all infact she is annoyed but she doesnt say anything.Instead she just says she'll be heading to the lady's restroom and then escapes from the back window on her way headed to a cafe shop where she sits by a corner to drink only hot chocolate and to munch on chili peppers.Nobody ever finds her there. (She does this every time once they both go at it!!lol)
 
(Part of this episode was made to be serious, not funny because Griffbob wanted it to be to make him less unhappy)

Episode 13B
Post-Christmas Pain (of all sorts)
Written by BagelsinEurope and Spongebob Griffbob

(We open to SBMtopia)

BobSponge: I like the number 17.

ryanruff13: I can disappear!

BobSponge: How?

ryan: Like this! (dust cloud) uh, I mean like this! (dust cloud) No, uh just a second, I gotta go now-(runs offH

BobSponge: Hey you did disappear!

Prohibit: So bored. WHY DID CHRISTMAS HAVE TO END. I WISH CHRISTMAS WAS EVERYDAY!

Brick: Sorry, they already made a FOP episode about that.

Prohibit: The heck with FOP, I mean-

SpongeOddFan: WHY DONT YOU LIKE FOP

Prohibit: What the heck? You're not even on this show! What's next, every active member on the site that's not on the show invades?

(A crowd of people surround Prohibit)

SpongebobFan64: Hi.

Prohibit: I've got to learn to keep my dirty mouth shut.

Narrator: While these people go through a predicament, let's check on Griffbob:

(We see Griffbob limping down his house)

Narrator: Uh, bad time?

Griffbob: Naw. I need this episode.

(The doorbell rings)

Griffbob: Coming.

(Griffbob opens the door)

Griffbob: Oh. It's you.

Man at the door: Your a loser!

(Griffbob shuts the door, and walks away only to hear it ring and then he walks back)

Griffbob: Now what?

(We see the man beating up a person)

Griffbob: Hey! That's my friend!

Man: Exactly loser! *laughs*

(Griffbob walks back, only to walk to the door again)

Griffbob: What do you want now?

Person: Griffbob, I sentence you to detention!

Griffbob: What??????????????????????????????????????????

OMLJ: hey nice throwback

Griffbob: Anyway, why? I'm not even in school.

Teacher: Exactly.

Griffbob: But it's Sunday!

Teacher: For talking back to the teacher, I'm extending your detention. Good day.

(Griffbob shuts the door again)

Griffbob: Man. I'm feeling depressed.

(Another knock on the door)

Griffbob: Oh boy. Another teacher.

Teacher #2: GRIFFBOB! I'M OFFENDED BY THAT INSULT! DETENTION!

Griffbob: Well :dolphin noise:ing :dolphin noise: of the :dolphin noise: holy :dolphin noise: of :dolphin noise:ing :dolphin noise made up of :dolphin noise: :dolphin noise: :dolphin noise:ing :dolphin noise:ness that is in that :dolphin noise: of a :dolphin noise:.

OMLJ: nice second throwback

Teacher #2: SWEARING? EXTENDED DETENTION, SAILOR MOUTH!

Brick: Sailor mouth? AVAST YE GANDE SO FOR THE LOS O LIVIGAHN-

Griffbob: Jokes aren't helping,

(Griffbob walks inside)

Griffbob: Well, at least I have SBMtopia.

Guy (from outside): Griffbob should leave.

Griffbob: That does it! I'm leaving!

(We cut back to Prohibit)

Brick: Sorry people, this town is for certified members only.

SpongeCob: I HAVE CERTIFRYICATE

Spongy272: Hi.

Brick: Uh, hi,

SpongeCob: Hi.

Brick: I can juggle!

SpongeCob: I can ride a unicycle!

(Spongy rolls her eyes)

Brick: I can ride a tricycle!

SpongeCob: No, I can!

Brick: Oh, you think you're better than me! YOUR WRONG!

SpongeCob: NO YOU ARE!

(The two fight, and Spongy walks away)

SpongeCob: Wait! She left!

BobSponge: Pie.

Brick: Well, onto the more important plot!

Narrator: I'm supposed to say that.

Brick: Oh, you think you're better than me! YOUR WRONG!

Narrator: NO YOU ARE!

Spongy (in background): There they go again.

(We cut back to Griffbob walking down the street)

Bagel: Griffbob! Where ya going?

Griffbob: I'm leaving SBMtopia forever.

Bagel: What????????????????????????????????????????

OMLJ: nice third throwback

Bagel: But why?

Griffbob: I have a bully that almost killed my friend, 2 mean teachers and people in SBMtopia hate me.

Bagel: I don't hate you!

Griffbob: Yeah, but others do.

Bagel: Well, before you go, take this.

Griffbob: Wait, is that what I think it is?

Bagel: It's the ticket you lost from episode 8A.

Griffbob: REALLY? Thanks! I will stay after all.

Everyone: Yay! Happy ending!

Guy (in background): Boo.

(Griffbob steals Brick's brick gun and shoots him with it)

Brick: Why do people always steal that?

Bagel: It's a running gag. DEAL WITH IT

Prohibit: I'm still bored.

Jake: Would you like to buy insurance discounts?

Griffbob: This is kinda ruining the moment.

END

sneak peek coming soon
 
ProhibitTheSponge said:
Another sneak preview of SBM MLG NEW YEAR GR8 PARTY M8.

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Bagel: Let me have some Doritos so that way, we'll play more Call of Duty on the Xbox One.

Prohibit: Sure thing, son. We'll have to have Mountain Dew as well!

Griffbob: But wat if Mountain Dew was not kill?

Prohibit: What the ::dolphin noise:: did you just ::dolphin noise::ing say about me, you little ::dolphin noise::? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ::dolphin noise:: out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ::dolphin noise::ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ::dolphin noise:: to me over the Internet? Think again, ::dolphin noise::er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ::dolphin noise:: off the face of the continent, you little ::dolphin noise::. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ::dolphin noise::ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ::dolphin noise:: idiot. I will ::dolphin noise:: fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ::dolphin noise::ing dead, kiddo.

Griffbob: GHOST, OH MY GOD!

Prez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

Bagel: Come at me, bro!

*Sandstorm by Darude plays*

ssj: OH BABY A TRIPLE!

Prez: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Prohibit: ::dolphin noise:: SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?

IGN: 10/10! Too much water I guess.

Snoop Dogg: Drop it like it's hawt!

Prez: Yo Skrill, drop it hard!

Skrillex: *plays Cinema*

Griffbob: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 edgy 4 me.


And that's the preview for now.
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Ooh I have an idea really I hate this kind of stuff so at the end you can make me wake up and realise it was just my nightmare!
 
Looks like the Best SBM Show Episode poll has been done, creating the next SBM Show DVD:

1. Prez's Day Off
2. Bagel Works at Burger King
3. Bologna
4. The Contest
5. The Gas Station
6. Battle of the Bagels
7. Attack of the Inactive Member Zombies
8. The SBM Show Christmas Special 2014

Special Features:
-Prez Doesn't Like Christmas (winner short)
-Poll Results
-SBM's GR8 NEW YEARS SPECIAL M8! Sneak peek (in comic sans)

On sale now.
 
Don't forget to include illuminati in the New Years special lol :p
 
Spongebob Merrybob said:
Ooh I have an idea really I hate this kind of stuff so at the end you can make me wake up and realise it was just my nightmare!
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m8 why do you hate fresh memes that beat those captioned ones any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
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