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Oh. I remember that.
Anyway, I think that Patrick is gonna be awesome when manning the drive-thru.
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Anyway, I think that Patrick is gonna be awesome when manning the drive-thru.
Stinkoman 20X6
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Scene number: 2
Scene name: Lunch Break
*cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab*
SpongeBob: Stevie, I'm on lunch break.
Stevie: Hang on, I just wanna try a quick trick.
The camera exchanged between closeups of SB and Stevie, so you couldn't tell what they were doing.
Stevie: Are you ready to be amazed by my hand-eye coordina-tione?
SpongeBob: You had better not spill anything, Stevie.
Stevie: Don't worry, my mind is as perfect as a jagged rhino walking through a desert...holding an umbrella with his tail.[sup]1[/sup]
SpongeBob: What? :P
Stevie: Okay, okay. On the count of three! One, two, four, apples...DWAYNE‼
He pulled out a placemat on the table, letting SpongeBob's Krabby Patty fall to the floor and splatter to a mess.
Stevie: Aw, geez. (scratches his head) It worked with Coral on the bed.
SpongeBob: (lowers his eyelids) Stevie, do you plan on going home any time soon?
Patrick: (calling) SpongeBob! Come over here!
*Stevie is nearing the Krabby Patty mess with a straw in his mouth*
SpongeBob: I'm coming, Patrick!
Patrick was at the drive-thru window, taking Mr. Timbacks's order.
Patrick: (through the intercom) You listen to me, I just want a Double Dasher Barnicle Burger with extra mustard, hold the pickles! Is that too much to ask?!
Mr. Timbacks's voice: This isn't even McBarnical's, you dope!
SpongeBob: (walks over) Is there something the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: Well, I'm trying to order my Barbacle Bobger here, but this person takes orders like a biscut! Just listen.
Mr. Timbacks's voice: For the last time, all I want is a Triple Pounder Patty with extra purple, and a Medium Kelpa-Cola!
Patrick: Yeah, and I want a new boombox, a Fintendo Pii, and better TV reception...
*briefly cuts to Patrick's rabbit-ear TV, suffering from the now-upcoming cease of analog broadcasts*
Patrick: ...but we don't always get what we want! Now give me my dang Barbequed Bob!
Mr. Timbacks's voice: I don't even know what a Barbequed Bob is!
Patrick: It's a Bob. That's been barbequed. And I want it.
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, listen...
Mr. Timbacks pulled up to the window in his black-and-red boatmobile from SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Noogie Adventure.
Mr. Timbacks: Forget you guys! Perhaps I will have my lunch at McBarnical's instead!
He then drove off.
Patrick: (yelling) Well how rude of some people! (to SpongeBob) Can you believe that guy?
Stevie: (walks by the window outside) Tough.
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, I think you're a little confused. You were supposed to be taking his order. That's what the job's about.
Patrick: Wait a minute! You mean I'm supposed to be that lazy bum who sits at the window all day reading boring magazines and chewing um obnaxiously, while pretending to listen to people's orders?!
SpongeBob: Basically, yeah.
Patrick: Wow. I thought I was just placing orders at this fancier drive-thru, but now I was getting paid to do it. My dreams, crushed again.
Mr. Krabs: (pats Patrick on the head) That's the spirit, Patrick! Now get back to work!
SpongeBob pat Patrick on the back and went back to his seat. He sat down, and then grew wide-eyed.
Stevie had eaten the food, the placemat...and the tabletop.
SpongeBob: I have got to talk to Stevie about his eating issues.
*food splat transition into next scene*
Next scene name: Employee Inspection
[sup]1[/sup]Now my favorite fanfic quote of all time.
Scene name: Lunch Break
*cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab*
SpongeBob: Stevie, I'm on lunch break.
Stevie: Hang on, I just wanna try a quick trick.
The camera exchanged between closeups of SB and Stevie, so you couldn't tell what they were doing.
Stevie: Are you ready to be amazed by my hand-eye coordina-tione?
SpongeBob: You had better not spill anything, Stevie.
Stevie: Don't worry, my mind is as perfect as a jagged rhino walking through a desert...holding an umbrella with his tail.[sup]1[/sup]
SpongeBob: What? :P
Stevie: Okay, okay. On the count of three! One, two, four, apples...DWAYNE‼
He pulled out a placemat on the table, letting SpongeBob's Krabby Patty fall to the floor and splatter to a mess.
Stevie: Aw, geez. (scratches his head) It worked with Coral on the bed.
SpongeBob: (lowers his eyelids) Stevie, do you plan on going home any time soon?
Patrick: (calling) SpongeBob! Come over here!
*Stevie is nearing the Krabby Patty mess with a straw in his mouth*
SpongeBob: I'm coming, Patrick!
Patrick was at the drive-thru window, taking Mr. Timbacks's order.
Patrick: (through the intercom) You listen to me, I just want a Double Dasher Barnicle Burger with extra mustard, hold the pickles! Is that too much to ask?!
Mr. Timbacks's voice: This isn't even McBarnical's, you dope!
SpongeBob: (walks over) Is there something the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: Well, I'm trying to order my Barbacle Bobger here, but this person takes orders like a biscut! Just listen.
Mr. Timbacks's voice: For the last time, all I want is a Triple Pounder Patty with extra purple, and a Medium Kelpa-Cola!
Patrick: Yeah, and I want a new boombox, a Fintendo Pii, and better TV reception...
*briefly cuts to Patrick's rabbit-ear TV, suffering from the now-upcoming cease of analog broadcasts*
Patrick: ...but we don't always get what we want! Now give me my dang Barbequed Bob!
Mr. Timbacks's voice: I don't even know what a Barbequed Bob is!
Patrick: It's a Bob. That's been barbequed. And I want it.
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, listen...
Mr. Timbacks pulled up to the window in his black-and-red boatmobile from SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Noogie Adventure.
Mr. Timbacks: Forget you guys! Perhaps I will have my lunch at McBarnical's instead!
He then drove off.
Patrick: (yelling) Well how rude of some people! (to SpongeBob) Can you believe that guy?
Stevie: (walks by the window outside) Tough.
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, I think you're a little confused. You were supposed to be taking his order. That's what the job's about.
Patrick: Wait a minute! You mean I'm supposed to be that lazy bum who sits at the window all day reading boring magazines and chewing um obnaxiously, while pretending to listen to people's orders?!
SpongeBob: Basically, yeah.
Patrick: Wow. I thought I was just placing orders at this fancier drive-thru, but now I was getting paid to do it. My dreams, crushed again.
Mr. Krabs: (pats Patrick on the head) That's the spirit, Patrick! Now get back to work!
SpongeBob pat Patrick on the back and went back to his seat. He sat down, and then grew wide-eyed.
Stevie had eaten the food, the placemat...and the tabletop.
SpongeBob: I have got to talk to Stevie about his eating issues.
*food splat transition into next scene*
Next scene name: Employee Inspection
[sup]1[/sup]Now my favorite fanfic quote of all time.
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Awesome. I cracked up when Stevie said DWAYNE.
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Scene number: 3
Scene name: Employee Inspection
*outside the Krusty Krab*
Mr. Krabs: (inside) All employees brace for inspection!
Inside, Squidward, Stevie, SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff, and Patrick were lined up so as Mr. Krabs paced in front of them.
Mr. Krabs: I hope you boys cleaned up good last night, because my eyes are real sharp today. If any of yas is flawed, I may already tell fright now. Let's begin. First up, Squidward.
He inspected Squidward carefully. Squidward had a shaving cut on his cheek and a bandage on his nose.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. Well, I see you remembered to shave this time.
Squidward: (unenthusiastically) Mm-hmm.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's that sweat stain on your shirt?
There was a small stain visible on the front of Squidward's shirt.
Squidward: Oh, that's not a sweat stain, it's...
Mr. Krabs: I don't want to know. Just wear more deoderant next time. Next!
The next person in line was Stevie.
Mr. Krabs: Stevie, you don't work here. Go home.
Stevie: (walks towards the register) Awwww.
Mr. Krabs: Stupid kid. Next!
He moved on to SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I think you'll find everything to be in ship-shape!
Mr. Krabs: (studies SpongeBob) Hmm, we'll see about that. *gasp* SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: What? What's wrong?!
Mr. Krabs: One of your eyelashes is a nanometer taller then the maximum eyelash length regulated!
SpongeBob: Does it really matter? It's just a nanometer.
Mr. Krabs: (imitating SpongeBob) Does it matter? It's just a nanometer, Mr. Krabs. (normal voice) Well, how does this sound? (camera continually zooms in on them as he talks) Eventually, that nanometer turns into a millimeter, then it turns into a inch. Then, before you know it, your eyelashes are growing all over the patties! The customers will leave in disgust and they'll never wanna eat here again! (presses his nose against SpongeBob's) And worstly, the health inspector will come and shut us down for good! (in SpongeBob's face) Do you want that?!
SpongeBob: Sir, no sir!
He dashed back into the kitchen. Mr. Krabs moved on to Mrs. Puff[sup]1[/sup].
Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff, you don't have to be inspected. You're already as perfect as a seashell.
Mrs. Puff: (walks away) Why thanks, Eugene.
Mr. Krabs: (under his breath) Although, you could do something about that mole under your nose.
Mrs. Puff: (offscreen) What was that?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, lambchop!
He moved on to Patrick. Patrick was about the most unprepared thing in the world. He was morbidly obese, covered in filth and slop, his Goofy Goober's underwear was shwoing, he was slouching, he had a messy beard, his eyes were throbbing and bloodshot, his hands were covered in metchup[sup]2[/sup], and he was grossly and noisily eating a Barnicle Burger from McBarnicle's.
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Patrick. Let's see what ye got.
He studied Patrick carefully. Eventually, Patrick let out a horrendous burp, the breath of which burned off Mr. Krab's eyebrows and nose, shot his eyes red, and paled his face.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmmm. Well, congratulations, Patrick. You pass with flying colors!
Patrick: (with a sickly voice, accidentally spitting food on Mr. Krabs's face) Hurray.
SpongeBob was watching from the kitchen window. He was holding a very tiny nail trimmer to his eyelash.
SpongeBob: What the...?! (slouches back down to in front of the grill with patties cooking, cuts the eyelash) He'll pass Patrick like that, but he won't let me my eyelash grow just a nanometer long?! Patrick looks like a walking garbage dump out there!
Stevie: (peering through the window) You know, you ain't no devil either, boy.
SpongeBob: (grabs his spatula) Will you just go home already?!
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: Professor Herman!
1For those of you who don't know/remember, in the fic Puff Mama, Mrs. Puff lost her job as a boating teacher and Mr. Krabs gave her a job as a waitress.
2My clever term for the orange goop that occurs when ketchup and mustard are grossly mixed.
Scene name: Employee Inspection
*outside the Krusty Krab*
Mr. Krabs: (inside) All employees brace for inspection!
Inside, Squidward, Stevie, SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff, and Patrick were lined up so as Mr. Krabs paced in front of them.
Mr. Krabs: I hope you boys cleaned up good last night, because my eyes are real sharp today. If any of yas is flawed, I may already tell fright now. Let's begin. First up, Squidward.
He inspected Squidward carefully. Squidward had a shaving cut on his cheek and a bandage on his nose.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. Well, I see you remembered to shave this time.
Squidward: (unenthusiastically) Mm-hmm.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's that sweat stain on your shirt?
There was a small stain visible on the front of Squidward's shirt.
Squidward: Oh, that's not a sweat stain, it's...
Mr. Krabs: I don't want to know. Just wear more deoderant next time. Next!
The next person in line was Stevie.
Mr. Krabs: Stevie, you don't work here. Go home.
Stevie: (walks towards the register) Awwww.
Mr. Krabs: Stupid kid. Next!
He moved on to SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I think you'll find everything to be in ship-shape!
Mr. Krabs: (studies SpongeBob) Hmm, we'll see about that. *gasp* SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: What? What's wrong?!
Mr. Krabs: One of your eyelashes is a nanometer taller then the maximum eyelash length regulated!
SpongeBob: Does it really matter? It's just a nanometer.
Mr. Krabs: (imitating SpongeBob) Does it matter? It's just a nanometer, Mr. Krabs. (normal voice) Well, how does this sound? (camera continually zooms in on them as he talks) Eventually, that nanometer turns into a millimeter, then it turns into a inch. Then, before you know it, your eyelashes are growing all over the patties! The customers will leave in disgust and they'll never wanna eat here again! (presses his nose against SpongeBob's) And worstly, the health inspector will come and shut us down for good! (in SpongeBob's face) Do you want that?!
SpongeBob: Sir, no sir!
He dashed back into the kitchen. Mr. Krabs moved on to Mrs. Puff[sup]1[/sup].
Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff, you don't have to be inspected. You're already as perfect as a seashell.
Mrs. Puff: (walks away) Why thanks, Eugene.
Mr. Krabs: (under his breath) Although, you could do something about that mole under your nose.
Mrs. Puff: (offscreen) What was that?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, lambchop!
He moved on to Patrick. Patrick was about the most unprepared thing in the world. He was morbidly obese, covered in filth and slop, his Goofy Goober's underwear was shwoing, he was slouching, he had a messy beard, his eyes were throbbing and bloodshot, his hands were covered in metchup[sup]2[/sup], and he was grossly and noisily eating a Barnicle Burger from McBarnicle's.
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Patrick. Let's see what ye got.
He studied Patrick carefully. Eventually, Patrick let out a horrendous burp, the breath of which burned off Mr. Krab's eyebrows and nose, shot his eyes red, and paled his face.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmmm. Well, congratulations, Patrick. You pass with flying colors!
Patrick: (with a sickly voice, accidentally spitting food on Mr. Krabs's face) Hurray.
SpongeBob was watching from the kitchen window. He was holding a very tiny nail trimmer to his eyelash.
SpongeBob: What the...?! (slouches back down to in front of the grill with patties cooking, cuts the eyelash) He'll pass Patrick like that, but he won't let me my eyelash grow just a nanometer long?! Patrick looks like a walking garbage dump out there!
Stevie: (peering through the window) You know, you ain't no devil either, boy.
SpongeBob: (grabs his spatula) Will you just go home already?!
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: Professor Herman!
1For those of you who don't know/remember, in the fic Puff Mama, Mrs. Puff lost her job as a boating teacher and Mr. Krabs gave her a job as a waitress.
2My clever term for the orange goop that occurs when ketchup and mustard are grossly mixed.
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So many funny moments in that scene. The next scene name is a reference to when I mistook Producer Herman, isn't it?
Stinkoman 20X6
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Scene number: 4
Scene name: Professor Herman![sup]1[/sup]
Patrick was again at the drive-thru window. He was struggling to stay awake.
Patrick: Wow, this job gets really boring inbetween lunch and dinner.
Just then, the loud La Cucaracha horn of Randy's Mexican Hot Rod sounded on the intercom, startling Patrick.
Patrick: (putting on the headset) Welcome to the Krabby Krust! Can I order your take?!
Producer Herman's voice: This is Producer Herma- I mean... (poorly attempting an Italian accent, sounding similarly like Waluigi of the Mario series) This is Professor-a Herman of the Chicago-a Instutute-a of-a Italy...-a.
Patrick: Chicago? We're underwater, ya know!
Producer Randy's voice: (faint) I told tu he would be capaz to figure that out.
Herman's voice: Um, uh...well, we-a just-a opened a new-a facility downtown-a!
Patrick: You don't even have a Chicago accent!
Herman's voice: I-a don't-a?
Randy's voice: I told tu it's not a muy buen acento.
Herman's voice: (to Randy) Dejar de decir eso! You're the one who suggested this.
Randy's voice: Slo corte a la persecucin ya! (Just cut to the chase already!)
Herman's voice: (to Patrick) Since-a my-a sociliate-a and-a I-a are-a obviously-a highly-paid-a scientist-as, we get-a discount-a here-a, right-a?
Mr. Krabs: (immediately runs up to the intercom) Indeed you-a do!
Randy's voice: (to the intercom) Then-a, we'll-a take-a dos-a hamburguesa-as and a Kelp-a Shake-a, please-a.
Patrick: (tiredly) That'll be $17.92. Please pull up to the oneteenth window.
Randy and Herman pulled up in their Mexican Hot Rod from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie, Herman drving. Producer Randy was dressed as Albert Einstein, and Producer Herman was dressed as Bill Nye[sup]2[/sup]. They both still wore their famous fridged sombreros, however.
Randy: Wait, did you decir $17.92?
Mr. Krabs: Yes. Is there a problem?
Herman: (calculates mentally) That's $7 and 61 cents more then what we suelen pagar!
Mr. Krabs: Of course! (pulls down a sign detailing the discount) Highly-paid scientists have to pay $7 and 61 cents more! That is what a discount is, right?
Randy: Oh, olvidar esto! (Oh, forget this!)
They took off their disguises.
Herman: Vamos, Randy. Let's go down to McBarnical's for a hamburguesa en vez de.
They drove away, honking their horn. By this point in time, Patrick was asleep.
Mr. Krabs: Man, what does McBarnical's have that I don't? (walks away) Wake up, Patrick.
Patrick: (wakes up) Huh? Wow, I had a dream that I was being terrorized by Mexicans with bad Chicago accents.
SpongeBob and Stevie were watching from the window.
SpongeBob: Wow, Randy and Herman are getting weirder every day.
Stevie: You said it, partner.
SpongeBob: (eyelids lower) Stevie, go home.
Mr. Krabs: (walking by) SpongeBob, get back to work.
Squidward: (standing at the cashier) Somebody, kill me.
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: SpongeBob is Good Fo' Dinnah!
[sup]1[/sup]This scene is partly inspired by how SpOnGeFaN818 somehow mistook Producer Herman as Professor Herman in his comment to Rise and Sombrero.
Seriously, Professor Herman? :P
[sup]2[/sup]Bill Nye is a television host. He has an educational science show aimed at preteens called Bill Nye the Science Guy. Among other thigns, he also guest starred in an episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
Scene name: Professor Herman![sup]1[/sup]
Patrick was again at the drive-thru window. He was struggling to stay awake.
Patrick: Wow, this job gets really boring inbetween lunch and dinner.
Just then, the loud La Cucaracha horn of Randy's Mexican Hot Rod sounded on the intercom, startling Patrick.
Patrick: (putting on the headset) Welcome to the Krabby Krust! Can I order your take?!
Producer Herman's voice: This is Producer Herma- I mean... (poorly attempting an Italian accent, sounding similarly like Waluigi of the Mario series) This is Professor-a Herman of the Chicago-a Instutute-a of-a Italy...-a.
Patrick: Chicago? We're underwater, ya know!
Producer Randy's voice: (faint) I told tu he would be capaz to figure that out.
Herman's voice: Um, uh...well, we-a just-a opened a new-a facility downtown-a!
Patrick: You don't even have a Chicago accent!
Herman's voice: I-a don't-a?
Randy's voice: I told tu it's not a muy buen acento.
Herman's voice: (to Randy) Dejar de decir eso! You're the one who suggested this.
Randy's voice: Slo corte a la persecucin ya! (Just cut to the chase already!)
Herman's voice: (to Patrick) Since-a my-a sociliate-a and-a I-a are-a obviously-a highly-paid-a scientist-as, we get-a discount-a here-a, right-a?
Mr. Krabs: (immediately runs up to the intercom) Indeed you-a do!
Randy's voice: (to the intercom) Then-a, we'll-a take-a dos-a hamburguesa-as and a Kelp-a Shake-a, please-a.
Patrick: (tiredly) That'll be $17.92. Please pull up to the oneteenth window.
Randy and Herman pulled up in their Mexican Hot Rod from Kay-Rah-Tae: The Movie, Herman drving. Producer Randy was dressed as Albert Einstein, and Producer Herman was dressed as Bill Nye[sup]2[/sup]. They both still wore their famous fridged sombreros, however.
Randy: Wait, did you decir $17.92?
Mr. Krabs: Yes. Is there a problem?
Herman: (calculates mentally) That's $7 and 61 cents more then what we suelen pagar!
Mr. Krabs: Of course! (pulls down a sign detailing the discount) Highly-paid scientists have to pay $7 and 61 cents more! That is what a discount is, right?
Randy: Oh, olvidar esto! (Oh, forget this!)
They took off their disguises.
Herman: Vamos, Randy. Let's go down to McBarnical's for a hamburguesa en vez de.
They drove away, honking their horn. By this point in time, Patrick was asleep.
Mr. Krabs: Man, what does McBarnical's have that I don't? (walks away) Wake up, Patrick.
Patrick: (wakes up) Huh? Wow, I had a dream that I was being terrorized by Mexicans with bad Chicago accents.
SpongeBob and Stevie were watching from the window.
SpongeBob: Wow, Randy and Herman are getting weirder every day.
Stevie: You said it, partner.
SpongeBob: (eyelids lower) Stevie, go home.
Mr. Krabs: (walking by) SpongeBob, get back to work.
Squidward: (standing at the cashier) Somebody, kill me.
*bubble transition to next scene*
Next scene name: SpongeBob is Good Fo' Dinnah!
[sup]1[/sup]This scene is partly inspired by how SpOnGeFaN818 somehow mistook Producer Herman as Professor Herman in his comment to Rise and Sombrero.
Seriously, Professor Herman? :P
[sup]2[/sup]Bill Nye is a television host. He has an educational science show aimed at preteens called Bill Nye the Science Guy. Among other thigns, he also guest starred in an episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
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I knew it! Anyway, great scene. Randy and Herman are awesome, as usual.
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Scene number: 5
Scene name: SpongeBob Draws the Line
SpongeBob was slowly transferring a patty form a grill to its bun.
SpongeBob: Carefully...
He then flipped the patty up into the air over the bun.
SpongeBob: Oh, so you want to play rough, do ya Johnny?
He pulled out ketchup and mustard bottles and squirted the patty as it fell and then landed on its bun, plopping the top bun on top.
SpongeBob: (takes off his hat in respect) So long, city-slicker. (cools off mustard bottle)
Mr. Krabs: (calling from the dining room) SpongeBob! Squidward! Stevie, go home. Patrick! Poppy! Report to the dining room immediately!
SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, and Mrs. Puff hurried over to the dining room in front of the Employee of the Month wall. There were no customers inside the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs was holding a photo frame.
Mr. Krabs: Boys, as you know, it's the 12th. And you know what that means!
SpongeBob: *gasp* Free Refills Week?!
Mr. Krabs: Ar-har-har-har...No. There is no "Free Refills Week" and there never will be!
Squidward: You're finally going to fire me?
M. Krabs: Ar-heh-heh. No, Squidward, even better.
*pause*
Squidward: I don't know what could be better.
Mr. Krabs: It's time to announce...the Employee of the Month!
SpongeBob: Hurray!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why do we have to go through this whole thing? It's so redundant!
SpongeBob: Squidward's right, Mr. Krabs. We don't need this ceremony, because we all know who it is anyway. Although I must admit, it is quite flattering.
Mr. Krabs looked unamused.
Mr. Krabs: Anyways, the Employee of the Month for May is... Patrick!
He placed the frame on the wall. It was labled "May" and had an image of Patrick drooling.
SpongeBob's eyes bulged out.
SpongeBob: Say what?
Next to him, Patrick was again noisily eating a Barnicle Burger.
Patrick: (spitting bits of food onto SpongeBob) Hurray!
Patrick, Squidward, and Mrs. Puff disbanded. SpongeBob approached Mr. Krabs as he started to walka way.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? How did Patrick become the Employee of the Month?
Mr. Krabs: Same way you've had, boy. Hard work, great hygiene, and a sharp eye for customers.
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, none of those apply to Patrick! I mean, look at him.
Patrick was leaning on the counter, asleep. Flies circled him as he drooled.
SpongeBob: I work my butt off the whole day and Patrick sleeps here more then he does on his own bed!
Mr. Krabs: Tsk, tsk, tsk. SOunds to me like someone's just jealous.
SpongeBob: I'm not jealous Mr. Krabs, I'm flustered! I was only 2 more months away from shattering Jim's record of 400 consecutive Employee of the Month awards!
Mr. Krabs: Well, boy, if ye ever wanna accomlish that, then you should get back to work! (walks away)
SpongeBob walked back into the kitchen, looking very angry.
SpongeBob: I don't believe this! I didn't mind Patrick not being able to go two seconds without...
Patrick: (calling from the window) SpongeBob! I need your help!
SpongeBob: And I let it go that he passed that inspection looking like a slob, but when he crosses into my "Employee of the Month" territory... that's when I draw the line.
He pulled out a sheet of paper and sketched a small line on it with a red crayon.
SpongeBob: I don't care if he's my best friend! I'm gonna get Patrick fired and out of here... (dramatic closeup) if it's the last thing I do.
Stevie stood next to him with chefwear and a fake moustache.
Stevie: (attempting a cross-French-Italian accent) Ooh, la mer! The sponge, he is-a ready for the final step of z cooking! Now that he is-a fully steamed, we shall-a place him on z grill for eleventy-two minutes.
He flipped SpongeBob upside-down onto the grill.
SpongeBob: Stevie, go home please.
Stevie: [rolls his tongue on the "r" sound] Airrrrrree!
*steam transition to next scene*
Final scene: Patrick Gets His Due!
Scene name: SpongeBob Draws the Line
SpongeBob was slowly transferring a patty form a grill to its bun.
SpongeBob: Carefully...
He then flipped the patty up into the air over the bun.
SpongeBob: Oh, so you want to play rough, do ya Johnny?
He pulled out ketchup and mustard bottles and squirted the patty as it fell and then landed on its bun, plopping the top bun on top.
SpongeBob: (takes off his hat in respect) So long, city-slicker. (cools off mustard bottle)
Mr. Krabs: (calling from the dining room) SpongeBob! Squidward! Stevie, go home. Patrick! Poppy! Report to the dining room immediately!
SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, and Mrs. Puff hurried over to the dining room in front of the Employee of the Month wall. There were no customers inside the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs was holding a photo frame.
Mr. Krabs: Boys, as you know, it's the 12th. And you know what that means!
SpongeBob: *gasp* Free Refills Week?!
Mr. Krabs: Ar-har-har-har...No. There is no "Free Refills Week" and there never will be!
Squidward: You're finally going to fire me?
M. Krabs: Ar-heh-heh. No, Squidward, even better.
*pause*
Squidward: I don't know what could be better.
Mr. Krabs: It's time to announce...the Employee of the Month!
SpongeBob: Hurray!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why do we have to go through this whole thing? It's so redundant!
SpongeBob: Squidward's right, Mr. Krabs. We don't need this ceremony, because we all know who it is anyway. Although I must admit, it is quite flattering.
Mr. Krabs looked unamused.
Mr. Krabs: Anyways, the Employee of the Month for May is... Patrick!
He placed the frame on the wall. It was labled "May" and had an image of Patrick drooling.
SpongeBob's eyes bulged out.
SpongeBob: Say what?
Next to him, Patrick was again noisily eating a Barnicle Burger.
Patrick: (spitting bits of food onto SpongeBob) Hurray!
Patrick, Squidward, and Mrs. Puff disbanded. SpongeBob approached Mr. Krabs as he started to walka way.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? How did Patrick become the Employee of the Month?
Mr. Krabs: Same way you've had, boy. Hard work, great hygiene, and a sharp eye for customers.
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, none of those apply to Patrick! I mean, look at him.
Patrick was leaning on the counter, asleep. Flies circled him as he drooled.
SpongeBob: I work my butt off the whole day and Patrick sleeps here more then he does on his own bed!
Mr. Krabs: Tsk, tsk, tsk. SOunds to me like someone's just jealous.
SpongeBob: I'm not jealous Mr. Krabs, I'm flustered! I was only 2 more months away from shattering Jim's record of 400 consecutive Employee of the Month awards!
Mr. Krabs: Well, boy, if ye ever wanna accomlish that, then you should get back to work! (walks away)
SpongeBob walked back into the kitchen, looking very angry.
SpongeBob: I don't believe this! I didn't mind Patrick not being able to go two seconds without...
Patrick: (calling from the window) SpongeBob! I need your help!
SpongeBob: And I let it go that he passed that inspection looking like a slob, but when he crosses into my "Employee of the Month" territory... that's when I draw the line.
He pulled out a sheet of paper and sketched a small line on it with a red crayon.
SpongeBob: I don't care if he's my best friend! I'm gonna get Patrick fired and out of here... (dramatic closeup) if it's the last thing I do.
Stevie stood next to him with chefwear and a fake moustache.
Stevie: (attempting a cross-French-Italian accent) Ooh, la mer! The sponge, he is-a ready for the final step of z cooking! Now that he is-a fully steamed, we shall-a place him on z grill for eleventy-two minutes.
He flipped SpongeBob upside-down onto the grill.
SpongeBob: Stevie, go home please.
Stevie: [rolls his tongue on the "r" sound] Airrrrrree!
*steam transition to next scene*
Final scene: Patrick Gets His Due!
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Oh, I was thinking Patrick would win it. Anyway, isn't next scene the last scene?
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Oh, I thought it said Next scene.
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Scene number: 6
Scene name: Patrick Gets His Due
Patrick was at his station.
Patrick: (reading card) Welcome to Krusty Krab. May I take your order? Wait for customer to respond.
Customer's voice: Umm... what?
Patrick: (into the intercom) Will you be quiet? I'm waiting for the customer to respond!
Directly above him, SpongeBob was lying on the cieling. He pulled out a grappling hook from behind him. It appeared to be the same grappling hook Stevie used to break into the jail in Put on Trial. He swung it, and it landed in Patrick's pants.
SpongeBob: Jackpot! Now that the grappling hook's in Patrick's pants, I'll... I'll... Uh, wait... Why did I swing it into his pants? What good will that do? And furthermore... How am I up here?
On cue, he fell off the cieling. Patrick walked away from the window, unknowingly dragging SpongeBob by the grappling hook.
He went into the bathroom and fished out a cotton swab from his pants and tried to use it to clean his ear. Howver, just as in Lost Without a Sponge, he aimed it at the right side of his neck instead and thus, it broke.
Patrick: Darn it! What's wrong with these things?!
SpongeBob quietly retracted the grappling hook and slid comfortably into Patrick's pants. In a sliver of cartoon logic, Patrick's pants retained their shape as if SpongeBob wasn't inside.
Patrick: Oh, well. Time for some baby business.
He walked into a stall.
SpongeBob: (from inside the stall) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*toilet flush*
Patrick: My farts sound weird.
Stevie: (from inside the stall) Um, yeah, you know what, you can keep that grappling hook if ya want.
*toilet swirl transition*
Patrick was at the window.
Patrick: Krusty Krab welcome to. Take your order may I?
SpongeBob's voice: A-heh-blem! I would like a um, Krabby Patty, with um um...
We cut to SpongeBob, who is in his boatmobile. He had a blue fedora and a brown fake moustache.
SpongeBob: ...lots and lots of ketchup!
SpongeBob then smiled evilly as he pulled out what looked like a red ketchup bottle except a lit fuse was in place of the squirting hole.
SpongeBob: Once I stick this ketchup bomb in the bag, I'll hand the bag back to Patrick, and then he'll be covered from head to toe-less foot in globs of ketchup, and then Mr. Krabs will fire him for some unknown reason! And best of all, I'll finally stop talking to myself‼
He then proceeded to laugh evilly, but was cut short by Patrick.
Patrick's voice: Will that be for here or to go?
SpongeBob: (lowers his eyelids) For here.
Patrick's voice: For here?! Are you crazy?! What do you think this is, Disneyland?! This is SPARTA, you knucklehead‼ (as SpongeBob is talking) Listen, you don't mess with the Zohan, alright?!
SpongeBob: (as Patrick is rambling; drives away) Oh, man. How he got to be Employee of the Month, I'll never know.
Patrick's voice: May I take your hat, sir?!
Producers Randy and Herman pulled up in a white van marked "Boys in White". They wore white suits and sunglasses, but still had their traditional sombreros.
Producer Herman: I told you ketchup bombs were real.
When SpongeBob got to the window, Patrick was still rambling into the intercom.
Patrick: And your little Shorty McShorts' shorts!
SpongeBob: (clearing throat) Ahem.
Patrick: Oh. (hands him his bag) Here you are! have a good day, m'am!
SpongeBob lit the fuse of the ketchup bomb and stuck it into the bag.
SpongeBob: (holds the bag out to Patrick) Um, excuse me, good sir. I think there's too much ketchup on this patty. Can you check it for me?
Patrick took the bag and pulled out the patty, which had the lit ketchup bomb clearly wedged into it.
Patrick: Hmm... (throws the bag back to him) Nope, I don't see any problems here.
SpongeBob: Umm...
The bag then exploded in SpongeBob's face.
Patrick: Come again, tell your friends!
*ketchup explosion transition*
Patrick was at the station.
Patrick: Welcome to the Krab of Krusting. Would you like to try the Glockenspiel?
SpongeBob ran over and tugged on his pants.
SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! The um, snow cone machine's on fire!
Patrick: Not now, SpongeBob. I'm trying to deal my aces! (slaps two cards down on the counter) I raise you two jackals!
SpongeBob: But, Patrick! Hundreds could die if the serum doesn't go through!
Patrick: Well then, they can just kiss my nose!
SpongeBob: What nose?
Mr. Krabs ran over.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing out here?! We've got hungry customers out there!
We see an endless line of people at the register.
Mr. Krabs: I don't even know where that line ends!
We cut to the end of the line at the tip of Mt. Everest.
Last guy in line: (gruff voice) I feel like a million dollars.
A live-action human climbed to the tip of the peak where the line ended.
Last guy in line: Hey buddy, get it line.
The man fell off in shock, his scream trailing down as he fell.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........."
Mr. Krabs: That's it, boy! I've had enough of your foul attitude lately! You're f-f-f-f-f-f-FIOOORREEDDDD!!!!
SpongeBob: (crying) Wha? Bu- But I was trying to get Patrick fired, I...I...
He then broke into tears on the floor. All the customers stared at him.
An angel Patrick appeared in Patrick's right ear.
Angel Patrick: (higher voice) Patrick, take the blame for SpongeBob. He's your best friend.
Devil Patrick: (appears in Patrick's left ear) What are you kidding me? Don't do a thing, man! He's taking the fall! He's soaking your troubles!
Angel Patrick: Hey, you're not the boss of him, you know.
Devil Patrick: Well, you're not the boss of him, either!
Angel Patrick: Why, you little...!
He flew through Patrick's ear and out the other and then socked Devil Patrick in the gut.
Devil Patrick: Owww... Okay, fine... Take the blame... Lose your job... You don't have a life, anyway...
Stevie: (appears on top of Patrick's head with a bottle of ketchup) Come on, guys! Can't we all just get along and help me open this ketchup bottle?
Angel and Devil Patrick: Stevie, go home!
*they all poof away*
Patrick shook his head and stood straight.
Patrick: Wait, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Arr, what is it, Patrick?
Patrick: It's not SpongeBob's fault. It's mine. I was the one who distracted him.
SpongeBob: (stops crying) Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Is this true, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Uh...uh, yeah! (stands up) Every word of it!
Mr. Krabs: Well, then, Patrick, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to fire ya.
Patrick: Phew! I was bored with this job anyway!
He took off his uniform and ran out the door.
SpongeBob: So, Mr. Krabs, does this mean I'm not fired anymore?
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, well...
Angel Mr. Krabs: (appears in Mr. Krabs's right ear) Don't fire him, Eugene! He's your best employee! And without this job, he'll be out in the streets!
Devil Mr. Krabs: (appears in Mr. Krabs's left ear) Naw, the kid's got what coming to him! Let's put him in the stove!
Angel Mr. Krabs: Uh, not that kind of fire, you barnacle head.
Stevie then walked into the scene, holding a bottle of ketchup.
Stevie: Hey, guys. Anyone wanna help me open this bottle of ketchup?
SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Angel Krabs, Devil Krabs, Mrs. Puff, and all the customers: Stevie, go home already!
*pause*
Stevie: Okay, then. (walks away) All you guys had to do was ask.
End of Drive-Thru Woes
Directed by
Douglas Z
Written by
Douglas Z
"Sandy Stevie"
"Rise and Sombrero"
Original Story by
Douglas Z
"Drive-Thru Woes"
Original Story by
Douglas Z
Tristin-Z
Writing Inspiration and Cultral References
SpongeBob SquarePants "Roller Cowards"
SpongeBob SquarePants "Rise and Shine"
SpongeBob SquarePants "Missing Identity"
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (PS2/GCN/XBX)
Animaniacs
Homestar Runner body of work
SpongeBob SquarePants "Pre-Hibernation Week"
2008 Summer Olympic Games
[Strong Bad Email #117: montage
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Finding Nemo
VeggieTales "Rack, Shack, n' Benny"
H*R Bug in Mouth Disease
SBCG4AP: [/i]Strong Badia the Free[/i]
McDonald's franchise
SpongeBob SquarePants "Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II"
Strong Bad Email #192 "shapeshifter"
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Strong Bad Email #75 "funny"
Special Thanks to All SBM Members Who Read and Commented on This Fic
*Kirby*
Band Geek
Banoon
JaAam
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Ralph Wiggum/Stevie the Jellyfish
SBManiac!!!!!!
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Singapore Resident
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Also Special Thanks to
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JaAam
SpOnGeFaN818
The Dark Knight
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No one suffered a ketchup explosion during the making of this fic.
Fan characters, titles, and all other original elements are self-declared property of Douglas Z and the SpongBuddy Forums. Any unauthorized re-usage or duplication of said inertia will make Douglas Z very very angry.
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©2008 SpongeBuddy Mania Forums[/sup]
Stay tuned for: Bonus features!
Scene name: Patrick Gets His Due
Patrick was at his station.
Patrick: (reading card) Welcome to Krusty Krab. May I take your order? Wait for customer to respond.
Customer's voice: Umm... what?
Patrick: (into the intercom) Will you be quiet? I'm waiting for the customer to respond!
Directly above him, SpongeBob was lying on the cieling. He pulled out a grappling hook from behind him. It appeared to be the same grappling hook Stevie used to break into the jail in Put on Trial. He swung it, and it landed in Patrick's pants.
SpongeBob: Jackpot! Now that the grappling hook's in Patrick's pants, I'll... I'll... Uh, wait... Why did I swing it into his pants? What good will that do? And furthermore... How am I up here?
On cue, he fell off the cieling. Patrick walked away from the window, unknowingly dragging SpongeBob by the grappling hook.
He went into the bathroom and fished out a cotton swab from his pants and tried to use it to clean his ear. Howver, just as in Lost Without a Sponge, he aimed it at the right side of his neck instead and thus, it broke.
Patrick: Darn it! What's wrong with these things?!
SpongeBob quietly retracted the grappling hook and slid comfortably into Patrick's pants. In a sliver of cartoon logic, Patrick's pants retained their shape as if SpongeBob wasn't inside.
Patrick: Oh, well. Time for some baby business.
He walked into a stall.
SpongeBob: (from inside the stall) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*toilet flush*
Patrick: My farts sound weird.
Stevie: (from inside the stall) Um, yeah, you know what, you can keep that grappling hook if ya want.
*toilet swirl transition*
Patrick was at the window.
Patrick: Krusty Krab welcome to. Take your order may I?
SpongeBob's voice: A-heh-blem! I would like a um, Krabby Patty, with um um...
We cut to SpongeBob, who is in his boatmobile. He had a blue fedora and a brown fake moustache.
SpongeBob: ...lots and lots of ketchup!
SpongeBob then smiled evilly as he pulled out what looked like a red ketchup bottle except a lit fuse was in place of the squirting hole.
SpongeBob: Once I stick this ketchup bomb in the bag, I'll hand the bag back to Patrick, and then he'll be covered from head to toe-less foot in globs of ketchup, and then Mr. Krabs will fire him for some unknown reason! And best of all, I'll finally stop talking to myself‼
He then proceeded to laugh evilly, but was cut short by Patrick.
Patrick's voice: Will that be for here or to go?
SpongeBob: (lowers his eyelids) For here.
Patrick's voice: For here?! Are you crazy?! What do you think this is, Disneyland?! This is SPARTA, you knucklehead‼ (as SpongeBob is talking) Listen, you don't mess with the Zohan, alright?!
SpongeBob: (as Patrick is rambling; drives away) Oh, man. How he got to be Employee of the Month, I'll never know.
Patrick's voice: May I take your hat, sir?!
Producers Randy and Herman pulled up in a white van marked "Boys in White". They wore white suits and sunglasses, but still had their traditional sombreros.
Producer Herman: I told you ketchup bombs were real.
When SpongeBob got to the window, Patrick was still rambling into the intercom.
Patrick: And your little Shorty McShorts' shorts!
SpongeBob: (clearing throat) Ahem.
Patrick: Oh. (hands him his bag) Here you are! have a good day, m'am!
SpongeBob lit the fuse of the ketchup bomb and stuck it into the bag.
SpongeBob: (holds the bag out to Patrick) Um, excuse me, good sir. I think there's too much ketchup on this patty. Can you check it for me?
Patrick took the bag and pulled out the patty, which had the lit ketchup bomb clearly wedged into it.
Patrick: Hmm... (throws the bag back to him) Nope, I don't see any problems here.
SpongeBob: Umm...
The bag then exploded in SpongeBob's face.
Patrick: Come again, tell your friends!
*ketchup explosion transition*
Patrick was at the station.
Patrick: Welcome to the Krab of Krusting. Would you like to try the Glockenspiel?
SpongeBob ran over and tugged on his pants.
SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! The um, snow cone machine's on fire!
Patrick: Not now, SpongeBob. I'm trying to deal my aces! (slaps two cards down on the counter) I raise you two jackals!
SpongeBob: But, Patrick! Hundreds could die if the serum doesn't go through!
Patrick: Well then, they can just kiss my nose!
SpongeBob: What nose?
Mr. Krabs ran over.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing out here?! We've got hungry customers out there!
We see an endless line of people at the register.
Mr. Krabs: I don't even know where that line ends!
We cut to the end of the line at the tip of Mt. Everest.
Last guy in line: (gruff voice) I feel like a million dollars.
A live-action human climbed to the tip of the peak where the line ended.
Last guy in line: Hey buddy, get it line.
The man fell off in shock, his scream trailing down as he fell.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........."
Mr. Krabs: That's it, boy! I've had enough of your foul attitude lately! You're f-f-f-f-f-f-FIOOORREEDDDD!!!!
SpongeBob: (crying) Wha? Bu- But I was trying to get Patrick fired, I...I...
He then broke into tears on the floor. All the customers stared at him.
An angel Patrick appeared in Patrick's right ear.
Angel Patrick: (higher voice) Patrick, take the blame for SpongeBob. He's your best friend.
Devil Patrick: (appears in Patrick's left ear) What are you kidding me? Don't do a thing, man! He's taking the fall! He's soaking your troubles!
Angel Patrick: Hey, you're not the boss of him, you know.
Devil Patrick: Well, you're not the boss of him, either!
Angel Patrick: Why, you little...!
He flew through Patrick's ear and out the other and then socked Devil Patrick in the gut.
Devil Patrick: Owww... Okay, fine... Take the blame... Lose your job... You don't have a life, anyway...
Stevie: (appears on top of Patrick's head with a bottle of ketchup) Come on, guys! Can't we all just get along and help me open this ketchup bottle?
Angel and Devil Patrick: Stevie, go home!
*they all poof away*
Patrick shook his head and stood straight.
Patrick: Wait, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Arr, what is it, Patrick?
Patrick: It's not SpongeBob's fault. It's mine. I was the one who distracted him.
SpongeBob: (stops crying) Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Is this true, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Uh...uh, yeah! (stands up) Every word of it!
Mr. Krabs: Well, then, Patrick, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to fire ya.
Patrick: Phew! I was bored with this job anyway!
He took off his uniform and ran out the door.
SpongeBob: So, Mr. Krabs, does this mean I'm not fired anymore?
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, well...
Angel Mr. Krabs: (appears in Mr. Krabs's right ear) Don't fire him, Eugene! He's your best employee! And without this job, he'll be out in the streets!
Devil Mr. Krabs: (appears in Mr. Krabs's left ear) Naw, the kid's got what coming to him! Let's put him in the stove!
Angel Mr. Krabs: Uh, not that kind of fire, you barnacle head.
Stevie then walked into the scene, holding a bottle of ketchup.
Stevie: Hey, guys. Anyone wanna help me open this bottle of ketchup?
SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Angel Krabs, Devil Krabs, Mrs. Puff, and all the customers: Stevie, go home already!
*pause*
Stevie: Okay, then. (walks away) All you guys had to do was ask.
End of Drive-Thru Woes
Directed by
Douglas Z
Written by
Douglas Z
"Sandy Stevie"
"Rise and Sombrero"
Original Story by
Douglas Z
"Drive-Thru Woes"
Original Story by
Douglas Z
Tristin-Z
Writing Inspiration and Cultral References
SpongeBob SquarePants "Roller Cowards"
SpongeBob SquarePants "Rise and Shine"
SpongeBob SquarePants "Missing Identity"
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (PS2/GCN/XBX)
Animaniacs
Homestar Runner body of work
SpongeBob SquarePants "Pre-Hibernation Week"
2008 Summer Olympic Games
[Strong Bad Email #117: montage
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Finding Nemo
VeggieTales "Rack, Shack, n' Benny"
H*R Bug in Mouth Disease
SBCG4AP: [/i]Strong Badia the Free[/i]
McDonald's franchise
SpongeBob SquarePants "Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II"
Strong Bad Email #192 "shapeshifter"
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Strong Bad Email #75 "funny"
Special Thanks to All SBM Members Who Read and Commented on This Fic
*Kirby*
Band Geek
Banoon
JaAam
mir
Ralph Wiggum/Stevie the Jellyfish
SBManiac!!!!!!
SpOnGeFaN818
Singapore Resident
The Dark Knight
Also Special Thanks to
Band Geek
JaAam
SpOnGeFaN818
The Dark Knight
Tristin-Z
No one suffered a ketchup explosion during the making of this fic.
Fan characters, titles, and all other original elements are self-declared property of Douglas Z and the SpongBuddy Forums. Any unauthorized re-usage or duplication of said inertia will make Douglas Z very very angry.
[sup]©2008 Douglas Z
©2008 SpongeBuddy Mania Forums[/sup]
Stay tuned for: Bonus features!
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Awesome ending. Patrick was so funny in that last scene, and so was Stevie!
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Production Notes on Sandy Stevie/Rise and Sombrero/Drive-Thru Woes
This fic was born shortly after I saw the episode Roller Cowards. I loved the episode so much, I decided to do a Stevie-included sequel to it. Instead, that idea developed into a fic about Sandy expieriencing Sand Mountain for the first time. *Stay tuned for "Fair and Unfair", the actual sequel to Roller Cowards.
This fic also was written around the time I started to really get into Homestar Runner, hence the numerous references throughout the fic.
I decided I needed a fic that entirely centered on Producer Randy. Since he's a kind character that's hard to write longer material for, I made this idea into a short and put it as a sequel to Rise and Shine.
Producer Herman was a character I initially developed for SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Road Trip Movie!. After deciding I wanted him to be in some Season 10 fics as well, I chose this one as the one to introduce him, since it was to be centered on Producer Randy.
This one was actually originally developed from my sister, Tristin-Z. I decided to let her come up with a story idea, and she came out with Patrick becoming a drive-through attendant at the Krusty Krab. I later devloped further into the story with the job conflicting with SpongeBob and the running gag of Stevie appearing constantly despite being repeatedly asked to leave.
To be honest, the first thing I developed during the pre-devlopment stage of this fic was Stevie's fake heart attack at the beginning.
Deleted Scene from Drive-Thru Woes
Dining Table Tragedy
This was an extension of the scene where SpongeBob hides in Patrick's pants in the bathroom and meets a horrid end in the stall. I removed this extra bit merely mintues before finally publishing the scene to SBM, deciding it was much funnier to end with SpongeBob screaming at an unseen end.
Patrick: Oh, well. Time to get work to back.
He walked out of the bathroom and back towards his post. SpongeBob twirled the grappling hook and hooked it to a tabletop.
SpongeBob: Jackpot!
He hid back as Patrick turned to his butt.
Patrick: ... My butt's talking to me again. Wait a minute! I almost forgot! Time for some baby business.
He walked back into the bathroom and into a stall.
SpongeBob: (as Patrick enters) Uh oh... (after a pause) NOOOOOOOOO‼
*toilet flush*
Patrick: (walking back out of the stall) My farts sound weird.
Just then, the tabletop broke off and flew into the bathroom. SpongeBob was climbing his way out of the toilet when the tabletop bonked his head and split in two. Dazed, SPongeBob slid back down, his hand pulling down the flusher as it slid down.
Stevie: (appears from behind a stall) Um, yeah, you know what, you can keep that grappling hook if ya want. (closes the stall door)
Sandy Outtakes! Rise and Smell the Outtakes! Outtake Woes!
Stevie: I got my sand right here!
He dumped the litterbox all over himself. A cat came down as he did so and scratched him up, then walked away.
Stevie: (fatigued) The world be-ith thy oyster?
Director: Cut!
---
Stevie: Now all I get is PBS, TV Land, and "Nicke-no-duh-leon".
The comments and commentary in this fanfiction
do not represent the opinions of Viacom
International Brodcasting, Inc. or its affiliates and
subsidaries. We swear. Honestly. Don't eat me. I
have a wife and kids. Seriously, I don't taste very
good. Stop giving me that look! GAH! MOMMY!
Diector: Wait, stop, stop, stop... I said make it funny at the end, not turn it into a Poor Guy's Lament paragraph!
Offscreen voice from crew: Sorry about that!
---
Cameraman: Take 2.
Director: Action!
Patrick: I fail! I fail, I fail, I fail...
He was lifted onto the ambulance.
Patrick: (from inside) Um... what was my line again?
Producer Herman: (whispering from offscreen) "Failure!"
Patrick: Oh, right. Got it. (blankly and without emotion) Failure.
Director: Cut.
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Director: Okay, I'm feeling good about this one... Go!
Producer Randy: (walks over) Hola, hermano Herman!
Producer Herman: Hola, hermano Randy.
The words "I'M A DOO-DOO HEAD" flashed on the screen, with an arrow pointing to him. (It continues to flash throughout the outtake.)
Director: CUT!
Producer Randy: It says, "I'm a doo-doo head". Stevie?
Stevie: Lo siento! I couldn't resist!
Director: (as the camera tilts) Next take.
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SpongeBob: (reading off the cards) "Stevie is suffering a very major case of Krabby Patty" ... "withdrawl. He needs a dozen free Krabby" ... "Patties. I am a big doo-doo head with plenty of ketchup in my..." What is this?
Director: Stevie!
Stevie: (runs off laughing like a maniac)
---
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Patrick. Let's see what ye got.
Unlike the actual fic, Patrick was completely clean and shining with huge muscles. He had a bright smile and handsome blond hair. The shine blinded Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: (holding his eyes) Auggh! My eyes!
Director: (camera moves off the tripod) Patrick, you were supposed to be filthy for this scene!
Patrick: (booming handsome voice) I was? I didn't know that!
Director: Oh, man. The one time you actually clean yourself up for the scene, you're not supposed to do it. Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: (still booming handsome voice) Do I still get paid?
---
Stevie: We shall-a place him on z grill for eleventy-two minutes.
He flipped SpongeBob, but SpongeBob missed and instead crashed through the floor.
Stevie: Oops. Guess my aim's a little off. (turns to the camera) I told ya guys you shoulda went for my stunt double for this scene!
Director: Stevie, you don't have a stunt double.
Stevie: Oh. Well then, I really think I need one. (throws spatula down to the floor and storms out) You guys don't pay me enough!
Director: (camera shaking) Do we...we don't pay him, do we?
Offscreen voice from the crew: We-We've been paying him with rocks. He thinks they're legal tender in Tibecuador.
Sneak Peeks
Stevie: Ooh, sneaking and peeking, eh? Where's Sandy's trailer? :rofl2:
*Strong Bad's arm knocks him out with a frying pan*
Squidward: You peanut-heads have been pushing me too far for too long! (grabs his hat off) For real this time... (in slow motion; throws his hat down onto the floor) I quiitt...
SpongeBob: (in slow motion; runs towards the hat) Noooooooo...
Squidward is calling it quits!
Squidward: (talking to SpongeBob outside) But now, I have saved up enough of my earnings to retire successfully.
*cut to SpongeBob standing at the register with two hats*
SpongeBob: (sniffling) The Krusty Krab sure is lonely without ol' Squiddy...
And he just might be going up the ladder...
Businessman: (opens a suitcase revealing bundles of cash) Squidward Tentacles, we'd like to offer you a record deal.
*visions of cash appear in Squidward's eyes*
Perch Perkins: This is Perch Perkins here, reporting that Squidward is offically the richest artist in the world!
Squidward is seen standing on top of a limosuine with cash stuffed into it. Fangirls are lined up and there are also some chasing the limo.
Or is he going down the ladder?
Squidward is suddenly seen in jail with prision stripes and shackles.
Squidward: (crying and holding the bars) No-h0-h0! This isn't fair‼ This isn't right‼
And meanwhile, his realtionship with SpongeBob might be going in a different direction...
Suqidward: (as SpongeBob is backing out of Squidward's house) GO HOME, SPONGEBOB‼ YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN‼ I HAAAAAAAATE YOU‼ (slams the door)
SpongeBob is seen sitting on a city bench.
SpongeBob: (holding his leg) Perhaps I have been kind of Squidward all of this time...
It's an episode that could change everything!
An all-new half-hour Douglas Z special!
Premiering November 22[sup]nd[/sup], only on SpongeBuddy Forums!
---
*boom*
A clock is ticking.
*boom*
Zoom in closer on the clock.
*boom*
The second hand booms its way clockwise.
*boom*
Closeup of SpongeBob's eyes. He is sweating heavily.
*boom*
Closeup on his right eye.
*boom*
Closeup on the second hand.
*boom*
SpongeBob's eyes widen,
*boom*
The camera finally zoomed out to reveal SpongeBob cooking patties at the Krusty Krab. A clock is ticking. He watches the clock anxiously.
After a while, the second hand stopped just before reaching the hour. SpongeBob dropped a patty off his spatula in shock.
The clock then ticked 2:00 PM. SpongeBob floated up into the air and struck into a Hurray pose with a glory background building up behind him.
He then jumped out the window and started dancing on Squidwar's head.
Squidward: Ow!
SpongeBob: (singing to no particular tune) Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-doo-doo-dah-dah-dah-dah
He jumped off hsi head and started dancing his way towards the door.
Mr. Krabs: (walks over) SpongeBob, where do you think you're going? It's not time to leave work yet!
SpongeBob: Oh, it's okay, Mr. Krabs. (opens the door) According to the Krusty Krab policy, I'm allowed to lave work early today, because today is my... (singing as he leaps out the door) birthday!
Mr. Krabs: What's he blabbering about?
Squidward: With SpongeBob, who knows?
Mr. Krabs: (walks away) I think I need an asprin.
This decade (hopefully)!
Douglas Z, the legendary SBM fanfic writer
presents a movie so big that it can only be described
By!
One!
WORD!
Stevie: (dramatic voice) Eggies.
SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Road Trip Movie!
It's Douglas Z's theatrical fan series finale!
Coming within this decade (hopefully) to an SBM theater near you!
Stevie: This film has not yet been rated. (drmatic closeup) I'll rate it whenever I feel like it, okay? Oh, and don't forget to bring a towel!
This fic was born shortly after I saw the episode Roller Cowards. I loved the episode so much, I decided to do a Stevie-included sequel to it. Instead, that idea developed into a fic about Sandy expieriencing Sand Mountain for the first time. *Stay tuned for "Fair and Unfair", the actual sequel to Roller Cowards.
This fic also was written around the time I started to really get into Homestar Runner, hence the numerous references throughout the fic.
I decided I needed a fic that entirely centered on Producer Randy. Since he's a kind character that's hard to write longer material for, I made this idea into a short and put it as a sequel to Rise and Shine.
Producer Herman was a character I initially developed for SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Road Trip Movie!. After deciding I wanted him to be in some Season 10 fics as well, I chose this one as the one to introduce him, since it was to be centered on Producer Randy.
This one was actually originally developed from my sister, Tristin-Z. I decided to let her come up with a story idea, and she came out with Patrick becoming a drive-through attendant at the Krusty Krab. I later devloped further into the story with the job conflicting with SpongeBob and the running gag of Stevie appearing constantly despite being repeatedly asked to leave.
To be honest, the first thing I developed during the pre-devlopment stage of this fic was Stevie's fake heart attack at the beginning.
Deleted Scene from Drive-Thru Woes
Dining Table Tragedy
This was an extension of the scene where SpongeBob hides in Patrick's pants in the bathroom and meets a horrid end in the stall. I removed this extra bit merely mintues before finally publishing the scene to SBM, deciding it was much funnier to end with SpongeBob screaming at an unseen end.
Patrick: Oh, well. Time to get work to back.
He walked out of the bathroom and back towards his post. SpongeBob twirled the grappling hook and hooked it to a tabletop.
SpongeBob: Jackpot!
He hid back as Patrick turned to his butt.
Patrick: ... My butt's talking to me again. Wait a minute! I almost forgot! Time for some baby business.
He walked back into the bathroom and into a stall.
SpongeBob: (as Patrick enters) Uh oh... (after a pause) NOOOOOOOOO‼
*toilet flush*
Patrick: (walking back out of the stall) My farts sound weird.
Just then, the tabletop broke off and flew into the bathroom. SpongeBob was climbing his way out of the toilet when the tabletop bonked his head and split in two. Dazed, SPongeBob slid back down, his hand pulling down the flusher as it slid down.
Stevie: (appears from behind a stall) Um, yeah, you know what, you can keep that grappling hook if ya want. (closes the stall door)
Sandy Outtakes! Rise and Smell the Outtakes! Outtake Woes!
Stevie: I got my sand right here!
He dumped the litterbox all over himself. A cat came down as he did so and scratched him up, then walked away.
Stevie: (fatigued) The world be-ith thy oyster?
Director: Cut!
---
Stevie: Now all I get is PBS, TV Land, and "Nicke-no-duh-leon".
The comments and commentary in this fanfiction
do not represent the opinions of Viacom
International Brodcasting, Inc. or its affiliates and
subsidaries. We swear. Honestly. Don't eat me. I
have a wife and kids. Seriously, I don't taste very
good. Stop giving me that look! GAH! MOMMY!
Diector: Wait, stop, stop, stop... I said make it funny at the end, not turn it into a Poor Guy's Lament paragraph!
Offscreen voice from crew: Sorry about that!
---
Cameraman: Take 2.
Director: Action!
Patrick: I fail! I fail, I fail, I fail...
He was lifted onto the ambulance.
Patrick: (from inside) Um... what was my line again?
Producer Herman: (whispering from offscreen) "Failure!"
Patrick: Oh, right. Got it. (blankly and without emotion) Failure.
Director: Cut.
---
Director: Okay, I'm feeling good about this one... Go!
Producer Randy: (walks over) Hola, hermano Herman!
Producer Herman: Hola, hermano Randy.
The words "I'M A DOO-DOO HEAD" flashed on the screen, with an arrow pointing to him. (It continues to flash throughout the outtake.)
Director: CUT!
Producer Randy: It says, "I'm a doo-doo head". Stevie?
Stevie: Lo siento! I couldn't resist!
Director: (as the camera tilts) Next take.
---
SpongeBob: (reading off the cards) "Stevie is suffering a very major case of Krabby Patty" ... "withdrawl. He needs a dozen free Krabby" ... "Patties. I am a big doo-doo head with plenty of ketchup in my..." What is this?
Director: Stevie!
Stevie: (runs off laughing like a maniac)
---
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Patrick. Let's see what ye got.
Unlike the actual fic, Patrick was completely clean and shining with huge muscles. He had a bright smile and handsome blond hair. The shine blinded Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: (holding his eyes) Auggh! My eyes!
Director: (camera moves off the tripod) Patrick, you were supposed to be filthy for this scene!
Patrick: (booming handsome voice) I was? I didn't know that!
Director: Oh, man. The one time you actually clean yourself up for the scene, you're not supposed to do it. Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: (still booming handsome voice) Do I still get paid?
---
Stevie: We shall-a place him on z grill for eleventy-two minutes.
He flipped SpongeBob, but SpongeBob missed and instead crashed through the floor.
Stevie: Oops. Guess my aim's a little off. (turns to the camera) I told ya guys you shoulda went for my stunt double for this scene!
Director: Stevie, you don't have a stunt double.
Stevie: Oh. Well then, I really think I need one. (throws spatula down to the floor and storms out) You guys don't pay me enough!
Director: (camera shaking) Do we...we don't pay him, do we?
Offscreen voice from the crew: We-We've been paying him with rocks. He thinks they're legal tender in Tibecuador.
Sneak Peeks
Stevie: Ooh, sneaking and peeking, eh? Where's Sandy's trailer? :rofl2:
*Strong Bad's arm knocks him out with a frying pan*
Squidward: You peanut-heads have been pushing me too far for too long! (grabs his hat off) For real this time... (in slow motion; throws his hat down onto the floor) I quiitt...
SpongeBob: (in slow motion; runs towards the hat) Noooooooo...
Squidward is calling it quits!
Squidward: (talking to SpongeBob outside) But now, I have saved up enough of my earnings to retire successfully.
*cut to SpongeBob standing at the register with two hats*
SpongeBob: (sniffling) The Krusty Krab sure is lonely without ol' Squiddy...
And he just might be going up the ladder...
Businessman: (opens a suitcase revealing bundles of cash) Squidward Tentacles, we'd like to offer you a record deal.
*visions of cash appear in Squidward's eyes*
Perch Perkins: This is Perch Perkins here, reporting that Squidward is offically the richest artist in the world!
Squidward is seen standing on top of a limosuine with cash stuffed into it. Fangirls are lined up and there are also some chasing the limo.
Or is he going down the ladder?
Squidward is suddenly seen in jail with prision stripes and shackles.
Squidward: (crying and holding the bars) No-h0-h0! This isn't fair‼ This isn't right‼
And meanwhile, his realtionship with SpongeBob might be going in a different direction...
Suqidward: (as SpongeBob is backing out of Squidward's house) GO HOME, SPONGEBOB‼ YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN‼ I HAAAAAAAATE YOU‼ (slams the door)
SpongeBob is seen sitting on a city bench.
SpongeBob: (holding his leg) Perhaps I have been kind of Squidward all of this time...
It's an episode that could change everything!
An all-new half-hour Douglas Z special!
Premiering November 22[sup]nd[/sup], only on SpongeBuddy Forums!
---
*boom*
A clock is ticking.
*boom*
Zoom in closer on the clock.
*boom*
The second hand booms its way clockwise.
*boom*
Closeup of SpongeBob's eyes. He is sweating heavily.
*boom*
Closeup on his right eye.
*boom*
Closeup on the second hand.
*boom*
SpongeBob's eyes widen,
*boom*
The camera finally zoomed out to reveal SpongeBob cooking patties at the Krusty Krab. A clock is ticking. He watches the clock anxiously.
After a while, the second hand stopped just before reaching the hour. SpongeBob dropped a patty off his spatula in shock.
The clock then ticked 2:00 PM. SpongeBob floated up into the air and struck into a Hurray pose with a glory background building up behind him.
He then jumped out the window and started dancing on Squidwar's head.
Squidward: Ow!
SpongeBob: (singing to no particular tune) Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-doo-doo-dah-dah-dah-dah
He jumped off hsi head and started dancing his way towards the door.
Mr. Krabs: (walks over) SpongeBob, where do you think you're going? It's not time to leave work yet!
SpongeBob: Oh, it's okay, Mr. Krabs. (opens the door) According to the Krusty Krab policy, I'm allowed to lave work early today, because today is my... (singing as he leaps out the door) birthday!
Mr. Krabs: What's he blabbering about?
Squidward: With SpongeBob, who knows?
Mr. Krabs: (walks away) I think I need an asprin.
This decade (hopefully)!
Douglas Z, the legendary SBM fanfic writer
presents a movie so big that it can only be described
By!
One!
WORD!
Stevie: (dramatic voice) Eggies.
SpongeBob SquarePants's Big Road Trip Movie!
It's Douglas Z's theatrical fan series finale!
Coming within this decade (hopefully) to an SBM theater near you!
Stevie: This film has not yet been rated. (drmatic closeup) I'll rate it whenever I feel like it, okay? Oh, and don't forget to bring a towel!
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Oh man, it's always interesting to learn about production notes, the outtakes were awesome, as usual, and Big Road Trip looks great.