Sandy Stevie/Rise and Sombrero/Drive-Thru Woes

Scene number: 5
Scene name: A Montage of Montages

We see SpongeBob and Stevie lifting weights and shoveling up holes in a music montage.

♪Guts, guts, and might
Liftin' weights and feelin' all right
It's a showdown, goin' downtown

SpongeBob: Hey, what the heck does lifting weights and shoveling up holes have to do with training for a skii slope?
Stevie: Absolutely nothing. I just like parodying Internet cartoon montages.
SpongeBob: How about some real skii training montages?

*♪Showdown!♪ bubble transition*

Stevie is standing on a mound of newspapers in the cafeteria.

SpongeBob: I feel that the best way to practice skiing down a slope is skiing down a mound of newspapers. It also helps you learn to ride against all that loose snow.
Stevie: If you say so.

Another music montage of Stevie slipping and eventually succeeding in mastering the newspaper mound followed. It finally ended with him falling headfirst into a skiier's bowl of pea soup.

Stevie: I think I just split my peas.

*split pea soup transition*

Stevie is on top of The Pyramid, a slope shaped exactly like an Egyptian pyramid. Stevie had his ski gear ready. SpongeBob was waiting at the bottom.

SpongeBob: (calling) Okay, Stevie! This is to test out actually riding down the steep slopes!
Stevie: (calling) What?!
SpongeBob: (calling) I know you're afraid of heights, so don't look down!
Stevie: (calling) "Ibuprofen saves some lives, the soda hook's brown?!"
SpongeBob: (calling) What?!
Stevie: What?!
SpongeBob: I said, "What?!"
Stevie: Okay, here I go.

He brushed up the poles and slid down like a rocket. He then looked down. :D

Stevie: Whoa. That's long way down.
*pause*
Stevie: (starts scampering around the slope) ICANTDOTHISICANTDOTHISICANTDOTHISICANTDOTHIS.....
SpongeBob: (calling) Stevie, what in the name of FCUTRER are you doing?!

It was now a montage of Stevie slipping, stumbling, tripping, and screaming down the slope. Finally, he flew off a rock and was falling down the slope.

SpongeBob: (looking through sand-binoculars) What is he doing?

When Stevie impacted, we see footage (yet again) of a live nuclear explosion on Bikini Attol Island.

SpongeBob's voice: Maybe we need to take this in a different direction.

*flying snow transition*

Stevie and SpongeBob are on a dance floor. Stevie has ski poles and ski boards.

SpongeBob: Alright, Stevie! The last test! Let's see you do your thing!
Stevie: You want me to ski through this dance floor?
SpongeBob: Ski through the dance floor? Heck, no! You are going to ski-dance!
Stevie: Ski-dance?
SpongeBob: It's the newest sensation that's sweeping the nation. And it'll help you with your skiing poses. Now do...The Skiier!

The music playing is Jimmy T.'s (and Jimmy P.'s) theme from WarioWare: Smooth Moves. Stevie did several dance-like moves with his ski poles and ski boards, including The Hustle, the Locomotion, and the Disco Duck (O_o).

But then, he slipped on a banana peel, and started whizzing through the floor, crashing into the DJ system. The scene then turned into a pinball game, as Stevie whizzed around and bounced off of the disco ball, SpongeBob, and other obstacles before finally falling through the turnstiles, which acted as the paddles.

SpongeBob: (walking after him) Oh, boy. This is going to be a long day.

*GAME OVER transition*

Next scene name: Drowning My Sorrows
 
Scene number: 6
Scene name: Drowning My Sorrows

Slope #3: They Would Never Ski That!

Patrick stood atop the gravity-defying They Would Never Ski That! slope.

Patrick: All the blood is rushing to my head.

He brushed up his ski poles. This made him fall off onto the ground.

The failure guy walked "up" a ladder to him, upside-down.

Failure guy: You fail! You fail, you fail, you fail... (falls off and then gets up) FAILURE‼ (walks away)

Just then, an apple bonked Patrick on the ehad and landed in his hand.

Patrick: (notices the apple) Eureka!

*falling apple transition*

Stevie depressingly walked back to the table, where his pile of sundaes had melted and were dripping off the table. He immediately stuck his face in the dripping glop.

SpongeBob walked over and lifted Stevie's head up with his finger.

SpongeBob: There, there, Stevie. Everything'll be okay, you'll see.

Stevie snapped SpongeBob's arm like a twig, the finger still resting on his ehad as he drooped it back down.

Stevie: (muffled) No, it won't. I'm just a poor big-headed loser like Squidward.
Squidward's voice: (waaaaay offscreen) I heard that!

SpongeBob reconnected his arm and took his finger off of Stevie's head.

SpongeBob: (sigh) Stevie, what will it take to get you back up on your feet?
Stevie: (sniffs) A hamburger.
SpongeBob: (confused) A...a hamburger? That's all it'll take to motivate you?
Stevie: Yeah. I've never had one before.

SpongeBob sighed and qucikly cooked up a regular hamburger. He handed it to Stevie. Stevie took a bite of it.

Stevie: It's like a meaty milky wonder.

*bubble transition*

We now go through a Rocky-style montage of Steive training by running up steps, running through Bikini Attol Island over and over again, lifting weights with his tongue, and dancing the Skiier like never before, all to the tune of Guts, Guts, and Might.

And of course, it ended with Stevie happily jumping up and down at the top of the stairs, which was revealed to simply be a slightly larger staircase from the game Eels and Escalators.

Stevie: I. Am. Ready.
Strong Bad: (concluding line) SHOWDOWN!

*Japanese fan transition to next scene*

FINAL scene name: Slide #4: Total Doom and Death
 
Scene number: 7
Scene name: Total Doom and Death

Slide #4: Total Doom and Death(thunderclap)

Patrick had made it to the top of Total Doom and Death, ready to set that record after all those failings.

From Patrick's POV, the peak was so high you couldn't even see the bottom of the mountain. Even most of the other mountains in Sand Mountain were really difficult to see.

Patrick brushed his ski poles, but one of them got stuck in the sand, disabling him from going.

Patrick: Oh, jeez.

He grabbed it and pulled it out, imbalancing him. He was about to fall, but then managed to stay hanging on.

Patrick: *phews*
Homestar Runner: (suddenly pops up) Hey, Stwong Bad!

This startled Patrick and made him slide down backwords, without his ski poles.

Homestar: Wait, what the cwap am I doing here? Where's my website?

Eventually, Patrick fell off the skiis and started to roll down. Of course, he started to gather snow and then turned into a snow bowling ball with the three holes at the top. He impacted behind the fence with a bowling strike sound. We even saw some pins knock up from behind the fence.

Patrick: Wow. No explosion.

On cue, an explosion followed. An ambulance rushed over and pulled out a stretcher. They opened the fence door and Patrick fell onto it, horribly disfigured.

Patrick: I fail! I fail, I fail, I fail...

He was lifted onto the ambulance, which then drove away.

Patrick: FAILURE‼

*bubble transition*

Stevie was now on the mountain. For a while, he did nothing.

Stevie: Wow, it's cold up here.

Eventually, he brushed up his skiis and slid down.

As he did, he narrowly avoided rocks, The Cheats, and other obstacles as he finally amde it down in a 30-second sequence that I'll leave to your imagination.

Stevie: Whoa...I made it! Yeah!

The judges, shocked by Stevie's success, quickly wrote down on their cards.

Scooter's card: (written in pencil) 9.7
Sandy's card: (written in thick red marker) 10.0
Kevin's card: (written in blue ballpoint pen) Eh... 7 (you still suck)

SpongeBob: (watching from the fence) He did it!
Stevie: Yes! I did it! I made it without exploding! (dawn of realization) I wish I hadn't said that.

We cut to the Earth, where a visible explosion is seen from the Pacific Ocean ala Over the Hedge.

Failure guy's voice: FAILURE‼

End of Sandy Stevie

Stay tuned for: Rise and Sombrero
Featuring... THE INTRODUCTION OF AN ENTIRELY NEW FANFIC CHARACTER!!!! :P :O :O
 
Douglas-Z said:
He grabbed it and pulled it out, imbalancing him. He was about to fall, but then managed to stay hanging on.

Patrick: *phews*
Homestar Runner: (suddenly pops up) Hey, Stwong Bad!

This startled Patrick and made him slide down backwords, without his ski poles.

Homestar: Wait, what the cwap am I doing here? Where's my website?
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As he did, he narrowly avoided rocks, The Cheats, and other obstacles as he finally amde it down in a 30-second sequence that I'll leave to your imagination.
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Awexome as always. :P
 
Boy, this is probably the record for most great fanfics. Yay for Stevie for winning! (Not exploding)
 
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Written by
Douglas-Z

Directed by
Douglas-Z

Original Story
Douglas-Z

Executive Producer
Douglas-Z

Everything Else
Douglas-Z

The sun rose over the home of Producer Randy.

Inside, Randy was asleep in his bed. His bedroom was decorated to look like a pure Mexican bedroom, with Mexican decor on the walls and Mexcian patterns on his bed.

Once the clock sturck 7:30, a little Mexican cabaret figurine popped out and started playing "La Cucaracha" on the trumpet.

Producer Randy: Ah, tiempo para que otro hermoso da [It's time for another beautiful day].

He got up out of bed, revealing he was wearing the undershirt he wears under his poncho, socks, and Mexican boxer shorts. He walked into his bathroom, which also had a Mexican theme happening.

Randy: Time to hit the ducha!

The shower was strangely upside-down. However, Randy had no problem walking in after undressing and then, gravity somehow alloted for him to end up standing upside-down in the shower as well.

Randy: (singing in the shower) ♫ Miren al pepino, miren como se mueve, como un leon, tras un ratob. Miren al pepino, sus suaves movimientos, tal como mantequilla, en un chango pelon. ♫[sup]1[/sup]

He got out of the shower, got dessed, and then walked over to his closet, which was actually pretty huge. He walked over to a Lazy Susan, which had 7 identical fridged ponchos, each labled for every day of the week. Apparently, today was Monday, as Randy grabbed the one labled Monday and put it on.

Randy: I love Martes.

Randy then walked to his display case of also identical fridged sombreros, labled this time for the months of the year. He picked the one labled "June" and put it on. Now wearing all of his attire, he headed downstairs.

Downstairs was Club Retrochocolat (yes, it's located inside Randy's home). On the floor were cardboard cutouts of Mexican ladies, two of them being cartoon variations of the two women from the Patchy wraparound of SpongeBob Goes to Mexico. The music playing was Jimmy T.'s theme from WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

Randy: (walks in) Hola, muchachas. How goes the baile? (crickets chirping) Ya veo. Carry on.

Next, he walked into the kitchen, where his brother Producer Herman (click here for picture) was sitting at the table sipping his coffee. Producer Herman spoke with an accent that actually sounded more Spanish then Mexican.

Randy: (walks over) Hola, hermano Herman!
Producer Herman: Hola, hermano Randy.

The words "NEW FAN CHARACTER" flashed on the screen, with an arrow pointing to him.

Randy: Como estas?
Herman: Muy bien. Y tu?
Randy: Couldn't be better!
Herman: Hey, Randy. Up for a little tennis rematch hoy? I'll be azul paddle this time?
Randy: Usted est en.

Just then, his watch beeped.

Randy: Oh! I'm muy tarde for my maana deber! (runs out the door) Adiso, Herman!
Herman: Adios, Randy. (sips coffee)

We cut to SpongeBob asleep in bed. Close-up to him as his foghorn alarm goes off. SpongeBob awoke and pressed the button, but it didn't stop.

SpongeBob: What the...?

The camera zoomed out to show the foghorn noise was being nerated by...Producer Randy!

Producer Randy: Hola, mi amigo!
SpongeBob: (bounces up) AHH‼

SpongeBob hit the cieling, and then fell back down onto his bed, which snapped up on him. Randy ran off.

Gary: Meow?

Cut to Stevie asleep in his own bed. Randy slowly crept up on the bed.

Producer Randy: (yelling loudly) Despertarse, perezoso cabeza‼
Stevie: (bounces up) AHH‼
Coral: Meow?

Stevie broke out of the house and landed on the attena atop Patrick's rock.

Stevie: Yowch!

He bounced up again and landed inside SpongeBob's pineapple. SpongeBob kicked him out and into Squidward's house. Squidward harshly kicked him out and he landed hard on the ground. As all this happened, Randy walked out of Stevie's house and into Patrick's.

Stevie: Owwwwwww.

Patrick was asleep in his bed, his room looking exactly like it did in Sleepover at Patrick's. Randy crept up again.

Randy: ♫ Come on, wake up, rise and shine, smell all those old rotting socks ♫
Freddie: Meow!

Patrick bounced up so high, he not only broke out of his house, but flew high into the sky, and then started to fall down fast like a comet.

SpongeBob, Stevie, and Squidward: (as Randy is walking away; all look up) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

When Patrick impacted, we see yet again the Bikini Attol nuclear explosion footage from Dying for Pie. The camera eventually zoomed out to show the footage was being played on Producer Herman's laptop.

Producer Herman: (to the audience) You gotta amor those Old-Timey explosions. (raises his eyebrows)
*iris out on Herman*

Stay tuned for: Drive-Thru Woes

[sup]1[/sup]I will give a cookie to anyone who can figure out what song Producer Randy was singing in the shower.
 
Don't know The song but It translates to:
Look at the cucumber, as it moves look like a lion, after a ratob. Look at the cucumber, its gentle movements, such as butter, in a chango Pelon
 
Ralph Wiggum said:
Don't know The song but It translates to:
Look at the cucumber, as it moves look like a lion, after a rat. Look at the cucumber, its gentle movements, such as butter, in a change of Pace
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That's my guess. I smell Larryboy =]
 
BTW, since nobody figured it out (although TDK was on the right track), the song is Dance of the Cucumber from VeggieTales. Ah, the good ole' days... :confused:

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Written by
Douglas-Z

Directed by
Douglas-Z

Original Story by
Tristin-Z

Executive Producers
Douglas-Z
Tristin-Z

Everything Else
Douglas-Z

We cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab.

Stevie: (from inside) Oh! My spleen! Everything's going lavender! The good times are over!

Cut to inside. Stevie is melo-dramatically faking a heart attack.

Stevie: My life is flashing before my liver! I regret everything! Debra, I'm sorry I didn't sign up for soccer class!

He then "fainted" on the ground, with SpongeBob watching in disbelief.

Mr. Krabs: (storming out of his office) SpongeBob, what in the halibut is going on out here?!
Stevie: (while still in a fainted position; hands SpongeBob cards) Here, read this to Old Man Krabs.

Mr. Krabs scurried over. Stevie stuck his tongue out.

SpongeBob: (reading off the cards) "Stevie is suffering a very major case of Krabby Patty" ... "withdrawl. He needs a dozen free Krabby" ... "Patties if he is ever to see the light of...of...Las Magg..."
Stevie: *couch*los*cough*mangos*cough**cough*
SpongeBob: "Los... Mangos, again."
Mr. Krabs: Free?! Oh, no! I don't care if he's in a coma! If this whatsit wants a dozen Krabby Patties, he's gonna have to pay for all of them!
Stevie: (gets up a little) Aw, man! It worked at McBarnicle's!
Mr. Krabs: Good. Now get out of here and go eat there. (to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, can I speak to you privately?

They walked further down the dining room.

Mr. Krabs: Boy, I'm afraid that the...

Stevie inched over to listen. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob walked further away.

Mr. Krabs: Ya see, Old Man Jenkins has...

Stevie inched over again.

Mr. Krabs: Stevie, go home!
Stevie: (inches back) Awwwwww...
Mr. Krabs: (to SpongeBob) You remember how Old Man Jenkins sued us four months ago for not having a waitress?
SpongeBob: (points to Mrs. Puff, who is handing someone their food in the background) Yeah, and we hired my former boating teacher Mrs. Puff as a waitress!
Mr. Krabs: (lovestruck) Yeah...sweet old Mrs. Puff...(SpongeBob snaps his fingers) Ah! Oh, yes. Anyqays, Jenkisn has sued us again. This time, he got into an accident while parking his car.
SpongeBob: If you ask me, he's just ridiculosuly clumsy.
Mr. Krabs: Maybe, but now the judge ruled we have to install a drive-thru!
SpongeBob: DAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You shouldn't have to worry about that, Mr. Krabs!

He showed Mr. Krabs the old drive-thru system from Driven to Tears, now dusty with cobwebs.

SpongeBob: We still have that old drive-thru system from last year!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I know that, boy. The only problem is, I don't have someone to man it!
SpongeBob: So, you need to find someone to run the drive-thru?
Mr. Krabs: Heck, yeah! But I can't anyone in Bikni Bottom who's qualified! Everyone who is qualified either creeps me out or already has an equally pathetic job, or worse...BOTH.
Mr. Timbacks: (outside the Kurtsy krab front door) Yeah, and don't you forget it, Krabs!
Mr. Krbas: I'm desperate, boy! At this point, I'll take any idiot!

As if on cue, Patrick walked inside.

Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Krew! (waving hi to everybody) Hi there, SpongeBob! Sweaty guy! Mrs. Puff! Ste...vie. (to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs) Why is Stevie faking Krabby Patty withdrawl on the floor?
Stevie: (gets up) Wow, I am bad at this.

Mr. Krabs: Patrick! Just the hopeless idiot I was looking for!
Patrick: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: How would you like to become the Krusty Krab's new drive-thru attendant?
Patrick: Drive-thru aten daunt? What's that?
Mr. Krabs: You simply help people out at the drive-thru. Pull the fishing line, reel 'em in. You get what I'm saying?
Patrick: Oh, boy! That sounds like fun! When do I start?!
Mr. Krabs: (places a Krusty Krew hat on his head) You can start right now if you'd like.
Patrick: Oh, wow! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I'll get you your first customer faster then I can say, "I'll get you your first customer faster then I can say!" ... Oh.

He ran out the door.

Mr. Krabs: Where's he going?
*SpongeBob shrugs*

Just then, Patrick drove someone's boat right through the glass window and door and into the Krusty Krab. Inside, the driver was the retired Atomic Flounder from Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II.

Patrick: Hooray! I'm a natural!
Atomic Flounder: What?! Get out of here! (pushes Patrick out) Why, if I wasn't retied, I'd, I'd... *roars his explosive roar onto Stevie* ...do that.

He backed his boat out of the restaurant.

Stevie: Ouch.
Mrs. Puff: I'm...not cleaning that up.
Patrick: Another sastified customer!
Mr. Krabs: Eh, Patrick. That's...not quite what I meant by "drive-thru". Go over there and I'll show you the ropes.
Patrick: You got it! (runs offscreen)

Offscreen, we hear the sound of ropes snapping and a glass window breaking.

Patrick: Oops. (calling) Uh, Mr. Krabs, I think I broke the ropes.
Mr. Krabs: (goes to follow him) Oh, me achin' wallet.

*glass shatter transition to next scene*

Next scene name: Lunch Break
 
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