I was browsing eBay when suddenly ...

[hfjs]

I can't believe they have a Bonsai Suiseki Gobi Agate Stone Natural Shape Abstract Statue Sponge Bob! I've been looking everywhere for one of these.

Kinda hard to believe that's a stone.

 

[BrickSponge2015]

Kinda hard to believe that's a stone.

Well, what else do you think it is, a caramel?
Wait... I just answered my own question.

 

[hfjs]

Well, what else do you think it is, a caramel?
Wait... I just answered my own question.

It kinda looks like a caramel...

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

Remember Bongespob? This is his little sister.

 

[Cha]

*gasp* Bongespoblina <3 someone should message this to that guy.

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

I can't believe they have a Bonsai Suiseki Gobi Agate Stone Natural Shape Abstract Statue Sponge Bob! I've been looking everywhere for one of these.

I've lost all faith in humanity

 

[The Guy With the Computer]

I've lost all faith in humanity

I know, right?

 

[hfjs]

Remember Bongespob? This is his little sister.

Never fails to amuse me.

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

This isn't even eBay. This is Nick.com. This is an actual licensed plush toy.




Marty, I'm scared.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This isn't even eBay. This is Nick.com. This is an actual licensed plush toy.




Marty, I'm scared.

But seriously, the mouth, man....

 

[SBRoxMan]

Um.... the shell and eyes are okay.... but the mouth?

 

[OWM]

The mouth makes him look like a robot.

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

just no.
Erase my memory.

 

[E.V.I.L]

Gary been drunk on that snail po

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

sorry you had to see this

 

[SBRoxMan]

The mouth makes him look like a robot.

Bite my shiny metal shell!

 

[BrickSponge2015]

This isn't even eBay. This is Nick.com. This is an actual licensed plush toy.




Marty, I'm scared.

Is it weird that I think that thing's adorable?

 

[nicoyazawa227]

I'm freaked out now, I'm running and not looking back!

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

I'm freaked out now, I'm running and not looking back!

And I'm equally freaked out that a puppet knows how to use a keyboard.

 

[nicoyazawa227]

And I'm equally freaked out that a puppet knows how to use a keyboard.

Hey, I don't tell you how to live your life!