I was browsing eBay when suddenly ...

[E.V.I.L]

Come play with us, SpongeBob.

I think this is photoshopped

One should be Squilliam :P

 

[Cha]

Sandy the Dog?
What would a dog do underwater?

Sing at the Shell Shack.

 

[hfjs]

Come play with us, SpongeBob.

Look at the left one's eyes :huh:

 

[BrickSponge2015]

I'll admit it, I died myself when I read this.

 

[Patrick-man]

The "merchandise" you show just gets weirder and weirder :p

yep

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

We need moar

 

[hfjs]

Ebay will do anything for money-ay

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

Cha needs this to add a terrifying layer of realism to her Squidly cosplay.

 

[hfjs]

Not nearly as bad as some other misfits like Sandy the Dog.

 

[patrickfan]

Obviously he hasn't seen a dog before, either! >_<
In New York City, you see all kinds of knock-off toys like that balloon. I once saw an action figure set that was supposed to be of Toy Story characters and they made Woody wear blue overalls and have a long nose, and he looked like Pinocchio. :dts:

I have seen a video on Cars Knock off toys

 

[SBManiac!!!!!!]

These balloons never fail to deliver.

What is the point of making them look like d--ks?!? That's disgusting! (EDIT: Wow. I cannot believe that wasn't censored...)

Okay the creators of the balloons definitely did that on purpose

And somewhere, they're driving in an unmarked white van asking children if they want to play with their SpongeBob blow-up dolls balloons.

Well, since the thread was bumped ... let the nightmares continue!

OH GOD WHY

 

[hfjs]

No words, just no words.

 

[Patrick-man]

post more

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out you're a ... toilet.

 

[President Squidward]

Why do I keep on forgetting these kind of topics?

 

[Cha]

Cha needs this to add a terrifying layer of realism to her Squidly cosplay.

Are you trying to tempt me into buying this DMAP?

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

 

[E.V.I.L]

....

no words

 

[President Squidward]

SpongeBob

You're doing it wrong.

 

[E.V.I.L]

someone should make a plushie