Gordok's Bottom 37 Spongebob Episodes

Oh yeah, here's another honorable mention!

Honorable Mention
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Why it's an honorable mention: It feels like a major rip-off of Pre-Hibernation Week, since it involves Sandy doing a bunch of dangerous stunts to achieve something (in this case, breaking some world records), and her dragging Spongebob into this. Some of these stunts range from weird, to just plain disturbing! At one point, Sandy literally injects steroids into her teeth! ._. And just when they both think they broke all the world records, it turns out that what they did was pointless, as the book expired years ago... Whaaaaa--?

Why it's not on the list: I never saw this episode prior to this list, but still, I REALLY don't like it. If I had seen it before, I would've put it as #30 with 20 atrocity points (second worst S9 episode, only beaten by Squid Baby).
 
I'm gonna do was Squidwardisawesome22 is doing and keep a list of the episodes for me in order of atrocity points.

N/A Zone
38.
37.
36.
35.
34.
33.
32.
31.
30.
29.
28.
27.
26.
25.
24.
23.
22.
21.
20.
19.
18.
17.
16.
15.
Good/Mediocre Zone
14. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - 7 points
Bad Zone
Tolerable Zone
13. Bumper to Bumper - 11 points
12. Move it or Lose It - 12 points
11. House Sittin' for Sandy - 14 points
Intolerable Zone
10. Fungus Among Us - 22 points
9. Rodeo Daze - 25 points
Unwatchable Zone
8. Summer Job - 30 points
7. The Krusty Sponge - 33 points
6. Sentimental Sponge - 34 points
5. Nautical Novice - 36 points
4. Squid Baby - 39 points
Unforgivable Zone
3. Party Pooper Pants - 41 points
2. Dumped - 42 points
Ban-Able Zone
1. InSPONGEiac - 51 points
Horrible Zone

Just so people know, this is, in fact, ranked using an organized score sheet based off of my critical perspective. This would look much different if I used a freestyle personal opinion like my worst/best 100.
 
Now that we're close to the Bottom 20, I'll just do 24 to 21. (and when I do the Bottom 20, I'll do 5 at a time from 20-6, and I'll do it one at a time from 5-1)

#24
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 23


Premise: Patrick and SpongeBob find themselves held prisoner by a backward gang of hillbillies.

Why I Dislike It: Some would call it offensive. Some would call it stupid. Some would call it creepy! I call it all three. First of all, there's the matter of redneck stereotypes that even includes the dreaded inbreeding reference (ew). And also, those Trenchbillies look way too creepy and unpleasant to look at. What bothers me most of all is the amount of sheer idiocy and lack of sense this episode has. It's so stupid, it's almost insulting. Oh so everyone can just escape the DEEP SEA TRENCH without effort! They couldn't do it in Rock Bottom, but here, it's a cakewalk. ... HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!


Final Rating: 2.5/10

#23
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Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 24


Premise: SpongeBob adopts a stray worm that soon gives birth.

Why I Dislike It: Hey, any of you guys want to buy some writhing, flesh-covered worms that make really grating and uncomfortable noises and spray acid in your face? No? Yeah, me neither.


Final Rating: 2.3/10

#22
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 24


Premise: SpongeBob and Patrick go in search of a drain that once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

Why I Dislike It: This episode suffers from the two same things the other two LoBB episodes have suffered; lack of sense and large amounts of stupidity. But this is worse. Why? Well, at least both Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle and Trenchbillies had at least a teeny bit of sense. This episode, however, has NO sense whatsoever! The story of the Main Drain is confusing. The plot drags on and fails to give a proper story. And the twist at the end where it was all in a book Spongebob was reading just made it even more nonsensical than before!


Final Rating: 2.1/10

#21
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 25


Premise: Squidward becomes the star of his own public-access TV show...

Why I Dislike It: ...Until Spongebob and Patrick ruin it for him. Yeah, it's a Squidward Torture Episode. But what makes this one stand out more than some other Squidward Torture Episodes is the fact that not only can Spongebob and Patrick humiliate him, but EVERYONE can! They can break into his house, invade his privacy, steal HIS show, vandalize his property, and even KICK HIM OUT! What else can I say? This is just unacceptable!!


Final Rating: 2/10


Hint A: Nerves of Steel!
Hint B: What could be worse than constant squeaking?!
Hint C: Bikini Bottom goes tribal
Hint D: How to make someone unlikeable, only to screw them over
Hint E: WORST SPECIAL EVER!!!
 
The Main Drain Is On My Top 10 Favourite Season 7 Episodes.
 
N/A Zone
38.
37.
36.
35.
34.
33.
32.
31.
30.
29.
28.
27.
26.
25.
24.
23.
22.
21.
20.
19.
Good/Mediocre Zone
18. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - 7 points
Bad Zone
Tolerable Zone
17. Bumper to Bumper - 11 points
16. Move it or Lose It - 12 points
15. House Sittin' for Sandy - 14 points
14. The Main Drain - 18 points
Intolerable Zone
13. Fungus Among Us - 22 points
12. Rodeo Daze - 25 points
Unwatchable Zone
11. Summer Job - 30 points
=9= Tentacle-Vision - 33 points
=9= The Krusty Sponge - 33 points
8. Sentimental Sponge - 34 points
7. Pet or Pests - 35 points
6. Nautical Novice - 36 points
5. Trenchbillies - 37 points
4. Squid Baby - 39 points
Unforgivable Zone
3. Party Pooper Pants - 41 points
2. Dumped - 42 points
Inexcusable Zone
1. InSPONGEiac - 51 points
Horrible Zone
 
24. I've got nothing to say.
23. Another horrid abomination.
22. Don't know what to say about this one.
21. YES YES YES! I hate this one with a deep passion.
 
Lots of junk here.

I hate Trench Billies and The Main Drain the most. On a drawing level, Pet or Pests is one of the worst in the series, only behind Boating Buddies for that title. Entertainment level, it's another mediocre, forgettable gross out. Still got to rewatch Tentacle Vision to be able to have an opinion on it.
 
A. Threnchbillies

B. Face Freeze

C. The Main Drain

Halibut said:

N/A Zone
38.
37.
36.
35.
34.
33.
32.
31.
30.
29.
28.
27.
26.
25.
24.
23.
22.
21.
20.
19.
Good/Mediocre Zone
18. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - 7 points
Bad Zone
Tolerable Zone
17. Bumper to Bumper - 11 points
16. Move it or Lose It - 12 points
15. House Sittin' for Sandy - 14 points
14. The Main Drain - 18 points
Intolerable Zone
13. Fungus Among Us - 22 points
12. Rodeo Daze - 25 points
Unwatchable Zone
11. Summer Job - 30 points
=9= Tentacle-Vision - 33 points
=9= The Krusty Sponge - 33 points
8. Sentimental Sponge - 34 points
7. Pet or Pests - 35 points
6. Nautical Novice - 36 points
5. Trenchbillies - 37 points
4. Squid Baby - 39 points
Unforgivable Zone
3. Party Pooper Pants - 41 points
2. Dumped - 42 points
Inexcusable Zone
1. InSPONGEiac - 51 points
Horrible Zone
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Don't forget Move it or Lose it

All bad episodes.

A. The Great Snail Race

B. Squeaky Boots

C.Sponge-Cano!

D. Little Yellow Book

E. The Clash of Triton
 
#20
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Season: 3


Atrocity Points: 26


Premise: Squidward and Spongebob enter their snails in a race. But their toughest competition won't be each other, it'll be Patrick's pet rock.

Why I Dislike It: Don't worry, I told you it was fairly low on the countdown. However, Spongebob is really cruel to Gary here. Why? So he can win the snail race. Okay, I know you want to beat Squidward, but jeez, man! Isn't that a little too harsh on your snail? I mean that scene where Gary explodes is because of you! (And that part where the audience CHEERS to that... just no.) At least Spongebob realized what he did wrong in the end. And at least Patrick was hilarious in this episode.


Final Rating: 2/10


#19
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Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 26


Premise: Patrick and Spongebob use their new slide whistles to add sound effects to Squidward's every move!

Why I Dislike It: Okay, this episode is just twisted. While for the most part, I find this episode to be pretty funny (Am I the only one who’s NOT annoyed by the slide whistles?), the ending kills it for me. The Bikini Bottomites CHEER Squidward’s death? That’s just sick (kinda like the Great Snail Race)! Also, Spongebob and Patrick REALLY need to learn to leave Squidward alone when he wants it.


Final Rating: 2/10

#18
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 27


Premise: When a volcano erupts, an ancient warrior reveals that the only way to stop it is with a sacrifice!

Why I Dislike It: Wow, Squidward. Why have you been flanderized, too? I mean, once faced with death, you actually learn to appreciate your life more, and once Spongebob saves your life and even when he gives you a good home, you say you LIED about everything you said? Come on!


Final Rating: 1.9/10

#17
Good_Ol%27_Whatshisname.jpg

Season: 5


Atrocity Points: 28


Premise: Mr. Krabs holds a contest between SpongeBob and Squidward: the one to learn the most customers' names with a fabulous prize.

Why I Dislike It: You know, if you think about it, just about every character in this episode (except Spongebob and WhatZitTooya) is an unlikeable jerk. Mr. Krabs screws Squidward over. The cops throw Squidward in for an extreme amount of time (way too much if you ask me), just for snagging a wallet. I would feel sorry for Squidward, but since he screwed himself over as well, why should I feel bad for him? If anyone, I'd feel bad for the WhatZitTooya guy. He IS the one who's wallet got stolen by some wacko.


Final Rating: 1.8/10

#16
The_Clash_of_Triton.jpg

Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 29


Premise: With King Neptune celebrating his birthday at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob wants it to be perfect, so he's off to find the King's estranged son, Triton. With special guests Victoria Beckham and Sebastian Bach!

Why I Dislike It: I'm sorry to tell you this, but there is no clash. There is no humor. There is no interesting story to be told. In fact, the story is lazy and senseless. The characters are as stupid as all heck. All the 'clash' is is Triton crashing into the Krusty Krab with a car (?) and firing a lazer at the city. And the backstory is stupid and insulting. So you're imprisoning your son for being NICE, Neptune? Wow, I can't believe they actually try to make me feel sorry for you in this one. Anyone who does that because their child is being NICE is not a good parent!


Final Rating: 1.5/10


Hint A: Praise the Jazzlords!
Hint B: I'm Your Number 1!
Hint C: The head shrinker
Hint D: What's the opposite of laughter?
Hint E: Get ready for moments of blood and gore... kids' version
 
20. Disagree.
19. Yeah the ending is terrible.
18. Wasted opportunity
17. I don't like it either.
16. BORING!!!!!!!!!
 
#20 I like that episode honestly
#19 I actually like that episode but I do agree that the ending was terrible.
#18 I find this episode mediocre.
#17 I hate that episode so much
#16 BORING
 
I would complain, but I already know how much you hate The Great Snail Race so I'm not going to bother. But seriously, you hate Gary Abuse, I can stand it, though if it's not like A Pal For Gary kind of abuse.
 
Spongetron Robotpants said:
I would complain, but I already know how much you hate The Great Snail Race so I'm not going to bother. But seriously, you hate Gary Abuse, I can stand it, though if it's not like A Pal For Gary kind of abuse.
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A Pal for Gary is very high on the list, don't worry. We all hate that episode.
 
SB_DW_Fan said:
A Pal for Gary is very high on the list, don't worry. We all hate that episode.
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I know it is. I'm just saying that I can stand Gary Abuse, if it's not A Pal For Gary kind of abuse.
 
Spongetron Robotpants said:
I know it is. I'm just saying that I can stand Gary Abuse, if it's not A Pal For Gary kind of abuse.
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I can stand Gary abuse a little in The Great Snail Race too, at least SpongeBob felt bad for Gary later and Gary was fine at the end of this episode. Same with Pet Sitter Pat *gets killed*.
 
#15
Smoothejazz.jpg

Season: 8


Atrocity Points: 29


Premise: SpongeBob and Squidward go to the "Kelpy G" jazz concert.

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Final Rating: 1.5/10

#14
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Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 30


Premise: Plankton has his first regular customer, but Mr. Krabs wants him at the Krusty Krab!

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Final Rating: 1.3/10

#13
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Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 32


Premise: It's not about Shuffleboarding. That's for sure. (SpongeBob and Patrick get carried away when they fill in for Mermaidman and Barnacleboy at a shuffleboarding tournament.)

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Final Rating: 1.2/10

#12
Alll_That_Glitters.jpg

Season: 4


Atrocity Points: 32


Premise: When SpongeBob's trusty spatula breaks mid patty flip, he replaces it with a state-of-the-art "Le Spatula". SpongeBob soon discovers that new isn't always better.

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Final Rating: 1/10

#11
The_Splinter.png

Season: 6


Atrocity Points: 33


Premise: When SpongeBob gets a stubborn splinter, Squidward threatens him with being...sent home!

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Final Rating: 1/10



Hint A: False Tabloids
Hint B: A more dangerous way to dry yourself
Hint C: As a petsitter, I've only accidentally killed... 9 pets! (I was going to say something to add to it, but it'd probably be too evil)
Hint D: What some people consider the worst Pre-Movie episode
Hint E: Your singing is terrible!
 
Krusty Kronicle
SITW
Pet Sitter Pat
Im With Stupid
Choir Boys
 
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