Gordok's Bottom 37 Spongebob Episodes

Not putting One Coarse Meal on this list and yet putting Sentimental Sponge on this list. :patboo: :patdumb:
 
homestuck said:
Not putting One Coarse Meal on this list and yet putting Sentimental Sponge on this list. :patboo: :patdumb:
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Yeah, I knew people would get upset, but I literally have no feeling for the former nowadays, honestly. Just so you know, if I DID hate OCM during this hour, it would DEFINITELY make the list (maybe #3 or #2).
 
I thought you just tied it with APFG in your last worst countdown? I'm keeping my opinion secret for now. Fungus Among Us is decent, so is Sentimental Sponge.
 
More_Spongebob said:
I thought you just tied it with APFG in your last worst countdown? I'm keeping my opinion secret for now. Fungus Among Us is decent, so is Sentimental Sponge.
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I did in my last countdown, but I watched it recently and my opinions have changed.
 
I think that Hint B is hinting about New Leaf, because you said it's your least favorite season 4 episode, and you dislike it because Plankton and Mr. Krabs betray each other.
 
Sorry guys, but I made a little mistake with the hints, since episode B is actually 31. Also, since all episodes up to 31 have the same amount of points, here's a triple whammy! (I changed my mind, 3 at a time)

#33
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Season: 8


Atrocity Points: 15


Premise:SpongeBob agrees to house sit for Sandy. However, chaos erupts when Patrick comes for a visit.

Why I Dislike It: Remember when MoBros' Studios said that this was a mix of Wormy and To Save A Squirrel (and a terrible one at that)? He was right! This episode is absolutely pathetic. The plot drags on for WAY too long. The conflict doesn't get here until 8 minutes in, and when it does, there's just the unbelievable contrived and stupid twist ending. I don't really have much else to say, since it's biggest problem really is making me fall asleep. That's it.


Final Rating: 3.5/10

#32
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Season: 5


Atrocity Points: 15


Premise: When Spongebob gets good reviews from a food critic, Mr. Krabs wants to cash in on SpongeBob's newfound celebrity.

Why I Dislike It: Good god is Krabs a cheapskate here! Not only does he sell ROTTEN, I repeat, ROTTEN Krabby Patties to make a quick buck, but Spongebob and Squidward are abused by him and the jerky Bikini Bottomites! At least Mr. Krabs gets to go to prison for it-- Wait... Oh my god really? He made a deal with the judge so he gets set free?! And why does Squidward have to ride the train while being whipped? That's not funny! Mr. Krabs, who was in the wrong, gets off scot free and the innocent get punished? No, just no!


Final Rating: 3.4/10


#31
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Season: 6/9


Atrocity Points: both of them get 15


Premise: Spongebob gets his license in an awesome way, only for it to be ripped apart by some stupid, contrived ending.

Why I Dislike It: Why did I put these as a tie? BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME EPISODE!! Watch them side by side and see what I mean. They may not look similar on the surface, but they're really the same thing. Spongebob gets his license, and through some contrived plot hole, it gets ripped apart! And now, Spongebob had no license because Status Quo is god. Ugh... Just give him the license already. Please do!


Final Rating: 3.2/10 for both


Hint A: Locked out of your house must suck, especially if nobody wants to listen to your boring rules.
Hint B: Looks like someone needs a diaper changed!
Hint C: The Kruff Killer
 
A- Party Pooper Pants
B- Squid Baby (I guess, I haven't saw it yet)
C- Bummer Vacation
 
Man you can not believe how much I hate these episodes.
 
#30
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Season: 3


Atrocity Points: 17


Premise: With his new "How to Throw a Party Kit", Spongebob decides to throw a huge bash. No one has any fun until SpongeBob locks himself out of the house.

Why I Dislike It: Yep. That's right. I put a PRE-MOVIE episode in my Bottom 30! While many people will say that the older series (Seasons 1-3) had NO flawed episodes whatsoever, I disagree. While Pre-Movie was amazing, it's episodes like this that proved that it was not perfect. Now, I get that the title is Party POOPER Pants, but it's still really irritating to see Spongebob so strict and arrogant that it comes out more annoying than funny (No laughing? Really?). So annoying that you'd just LOVE to see him out of the picture. And when he DOES get out of the picture (by being arrested), it's for one of the stupidest reasons ever. Because he didn't invite the cops over to his party.
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That's right, kids! If you don't invite the police over to your party, expect to spend some time in the slammer! (Seriously, what the heck?) Also, the mat joke not only makes no sense, but it was really stupid. In fact, almost the entire episode is stupid! At least the Patchy segments were good (Underwater Sun for the win!). They couldn't save this episode, though. :(


Final Rating: As a whole: 5/10 | Patchy's Plot: 8/10 | Spongebob's Plot: 3/10


#29
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Season: 9


Atrocity Points: 20


Premise: Squidward turns into a baby after hitting his head and SpongeBob and Patrick have to take care of him.

Why I Dislike It: I know 20-29 means intolerable, but to be fair, this is the ONLY episode in the 20s zone that I can tolerate. I personally found some parts to be pretty darn stupid and disturbing, and I absolutely hated how the Bikini Bottomites treated poor Squidward at the Krusty Krab. This is actually one of the worst Squidward Torture episodes because Squidward turns into a BABY in an adult's body, and not only that, he's forced to suffer many mean-spirited scenes throughout. On the positive side, however, I liked how Spongebob and Patrick tried to take care of Squidward (other than accidentally hitting his head on something), and I liked how Patrick actually acted more like a good father, rather than be a lazy jerk who lets Spongebob suffer through all the work. Also, I found some parts kind of funny, like Nat's "My Leg" line, Squidward saying "Hey, don't you scoot away from me, I'm scolding here!", and "for here or to 'GOO'". Other than that, though, this episode was stupid, mean-spirited, cringe-worthy, and actually kind of creepy, and not in a good way. Also, Head-Go-Boom-Boom-Itis? Really?


Final Rating: 2.9/10


#28
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 20


Premise: When Mrs. Puff has to work through her summer break at The Krusty Krab, guess who trains her?

Why I Dislike It: This is what happens when you mix Boating Buddies and Krusty Love! Mrs. Puff gets stuck with Spongebob annoying the heck out of her (though it's pretty tame this time), and then we get the most infamous scene of the episode, where Mr. Krabs pretty much kills Kruff for us. That's just... no. It's an even bigger slap in the face when you find out that it was used all for the sake of the stupid ending, which did NOT make me laugh, at all. R.I.P. Kruff 2002-2010. :( You will be missed.


Final Rating: 2.7/10


Hint A: Don't go or evil clowns will kill all of you.
Hint B: He only wanted my shorts! (this one should be easy)
Hint C: A Nightmare on Conch Street
 
A. Rodeo Daze

B. Dumped

C. Night Light, maybe? Or Don't Look Now? Not entirely sure.
 
30. Don't remember it
29. Meh. A throwaway episode pretty much and didn't make me react much like #28.
28. Poor Season 7 episode. Everyone, even Mrs. Puff, is unlikable in it. Also stupid and boring.
 
#33 I actually like this episode
#32 Yes, this episode sucks
#31 I know both of these episodes' endings were horrible but I still found these episodes enjoyable, especially Bumper to Bumper
#30 I like this episode
#29 I found this episode mediocre than bad. I did laugh at a few parts in that episode. This episode is boring and It has Mrs. Puff abuse. This episode killed Kruff ship too.
 
#27
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Season: 7


Atrocity Points: 21


Premise: The whole gang is off to Texas to see Sandy in a rodeo.

Why I Dislike It: This episode is a prime example of Grade A stupidity. When it's not being incredibly mean-spirited (what with the Bikini Bottomites not caring whether Sandy's in danger or not), it's incredibly boring, and the jokes fall flat on their face (with the exceptions of Krabs and Squidward's jokes). Also, the ending is nothing but a blatant rip-off of Pressure, and while Pressure wasn't great, that episode's a heck of a lot better than this snoozefest.


Final Rating: 2.6/10

#26
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Season: 2


Atrocity Points: 22


Premise: Gary leaves SpongeBob for Patrick.

Why I Dislike It: This, to me, is basically a worse version of Have You Seen This Snail. Patrick is unbelievably cruel to Spongebob in this episode, what with him taking Gary away from him and leaving him morbidly depressed. The fact that he actually calls his own friend 'pathetic' (I'm not even joking here) and tells him to get the heck over it just makes this episode all the more unpleasant. The Rex scene was hilarious, and the ending was at least good, but even those two moments couldn't save this episode from entering the Spongebob Hall Of Shame.


Final Rating: 2.5/10

#25
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Season: 8


Atrocity Points: 22


Premise: SpongeBob has difficulty falling asleep, so Patrick tries to help him.

Why I Dislike It: So if Spongebob uses a little more mustard than usual, you'll go broke in 400 years, Krabs? Wow, you're one petty cheapskate. What makes it worse is the fact that Mr. Krabs is the sole reason that Spongebob became so paranoid over being an insomni-- I'm sorry, inSPONGEiac in the first place. And because of all this, Spongebob can't work properly AT ALL, and since Mr. Krabs is a jerk, he lies to Spongebob, saying it was ALL his fault and takes advantage of him at the end. If it weren't for the ending, this probably would've been in the high 30s, but that ending just brought it higher on the list. Mr. Krabs, I hate you even more, now.


Final Rating: 2.5/10


Hint A: Hillbillies ahoy!
Hint B: Oh god, I can still see their horrific designs! Those bulbous eyes. The way they squirm. Even their noises are frightening!
Hint C: Get ready for some nonsensical plot twists in the form of a whirlpool!
 
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