Well then. I've got some old reviews to update, don't I?
"Good Neighbors" is one of the most infamous
SpongeBob SquarePants episodes of all time. A subject of ire from all sides of the fandom, this episode is thought to be the beginning of the end for SpongeBob. And I've got thoughts about that. Let me just say right now that I disagree with that opinion. Because that means subscribing to the idea that modern SpongeBob is bad, and you all know I am Modern SpongeBob's biggest defender. Well, maybe not the biggest (I can only call myself so many things without it being egregious, and I
am CEO of Gary the Snail), but I am a big defender of it.
As you might expect, my opinion of this episode is much closer to my 2020 review than my 2018 one, but it has still evolved. Firstly, I think that this episode, being attached to notions of how bad modern SpongeBob is, is extremely overhated because people dislike it more because of that association, and not because of what the episode has to offer on its own. I mean even the famous "security system takes control of Squidward's house"
review does that too. And this does a disservice to the episode. So, given that I've already given my opinions about how 1) I'm not contributing to the modern SpongeBob bad narrative, and 2) (in 2020 I said this, but I still agree) you can't pinpoint one episode as the beginning of the end, I'll be sticking to just talking about "Good Neighbors" today, okay? Good.
This episode is all about the neighborly relationship between SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick. I think that's a pretty neutral topic for an episode, so I'll move on from that. The beginning of this episode is nice, and we see why it's called "Good Neighbors" pretty quickly, with SpongeBob breaking into Squidward's house to make sure he's up for work. I've heard complaints about how "creepy" SpongeBob is in these "modern SpongeBob" episodes (man, it's time to rethink this classification scheme, because this episode is almost 18 years old..."Modern SpongeBob" to me is seasons 10+, so I guess I'll call this "Middle-Age SpongeBob" lol.), but I don't subscribe to those, personally. I think it's funny that SpongeBob just breaks personal boundaries this way haha. We've been knew he was a little bit of a weirdo (oh god, I just got
Riverdale flashbacks). Anyway, I like the joke about Squidward wanting to be president of Bikini Bottom, I thought that was pretty funny. This episode kind of feels like a precursor to "Cephalopod Lodge", now that I think about it.
Other than that little bit, the next few minutes of the episode are kind of dull. And of course, that's not the worst crime an episode can commit, so I'll take it I guess. And then things start to take a downward turn when SpongeBob acts really stupid out of nowhere, not knowing where Squidward is, and then Squidward's Sunday starts to get truly ruined when he doesn't even get his pedicure. Considering Squidward hasn't done much at this point to deserve this treatment, it isn't very satisfying. I only like seeing Squidward lose when it's funny and/or a case of universal justice. It is neither here, which is a problem.
This is yet another one of those episodes with two distinct parts. Except the pacing of this episode is kind of weird. If the whole security system thing is a result of Squidward being completely done with SpongeBob and Patrick, and the beginning of the real plot of the episode, then Squidward installing it should've happened much earlier. But fine, whatever, I'll take it. This episode reminds me of that
Regular Show episode "Peeps", with Squidward acting as Benson here. Instead it backfires on him basically immediately.
Honestly, I think the existence of the security system meme has made that scene a lot funnier to me. And like I can't even look at it "objectively" because this is a review which means I have to be subjective, which means I find that scene a lot funnier than I probably should. Squidward running around panicking makes me laugh for no reason, and then when he gets thrown out and pulls a Mrs. Puff in "Doing Time", man oh man I think it's hilarious, and satisfying because Squidward can finally relax!
Now, the house attacking the city is like okay whatever, and this is where I wish the episode's pacing was different. If this scene came earlier, then we could've had more time with SpongeBob and Patrick actually being funny while trapped in Squidward's house, more time with Squidward actually enjoying his Sunday (and perhaps doing something to deserve his ultimate ending), and I think the episode would've been better for it. As it is, the security system issue is resolved very quickly, and so we don't really get much satisfaction in seeing Squidward enjoy his Sunday before he ends up having to do community service every Sunday for the rest of his life. At least SpongeBob and Patrick are forced to as well, although that's not great for poor Squidward, so it's a very poor note to end the episode on.
And I think that's this episode's biggest weakness. It just
ends badly. The rest of it is not this show's best material, let's be clear, the pacing is bad and it's not all that funny except for a few moments, but I can forgive a lot if the ending of an episode is decent (you may remember my "Dumped" review. I still don't like that episode, but it could've been a lot worse if the ending wasn't so gratifying). It is this bad ending that really bogs this episode down for me, making it tumble down from "Okay", to "Mediocre", finally settling down just on the cusp of (barely) "Tolerable". Yeah, I don't dislike this episode all that much. It's not one that I rewatch, let's be clear, but I don't think it deserves to go in my "Bad" tier either. There aren't very many episodes that do. And there's even less that deserve "Abysmal" status. But this is the lowest rated episode of the show thus far, in my book, so don't think I'm letting this infamous one off easy. I'm generous, not delusional.
Episode Tier: Tolerable
Episode Score: 4/10