Before we get on to this, the actual Spongebob plot is only
23 minutes long.
The songs?
9 minutes. Everything else?
13 minutes. That's
22 minutes of wasted plot, about half the "movie." They had 45 minutes but the end result was terrible. Literally, the team goes to see a bubble, but I'm here to talk about what was wasted and what would've saved this episode.
This is basically a ripoff of
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. However, the closest we get to a problem in each character segment is Sandy's and all that happens is a song that is also bad, like the rest. We could've had Mr. Krabs adoring the money so much that he tries to steal it, Sandy actually fighting the germs with things other than video game references, Squidward getting stuck in one of the paintings, and the Plankton subplot being important! But no, it was rushed and what did we get? Songs. Songs, songs, songs, songs, songs.
:fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail: :fail:
A musical is not bad but when the songs are horrible, then what's the point? And the lyrics are stale:
I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!
And that's not all, listen to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLYClihmka8
OH WHAT WAS THAT? WE HAVE SONGS LIKE THE IF I WAS BACK IN TEXAS, FUN SONG, THIS KITCHEN IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, AND THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG AND THIS EXIST? THIS A DISGRACE! :fail:
There's most of the songs are upbeat(which isn't bad but when the singing sounds like that...) and have no purpose than to just be there. I think the voice actors didn't want to try, they knew it was going to be bad anyways.
ok i know i shouldn't interupt this but this line so horrible wth me be more nice jesus
Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PgXXJUOsmY
Sounds better than the songs. AND WHEN THAT SOUNDS BETTER YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
(clears throat) So, what would've saved it? Better lyrics, better instruments, more importance, and better singing.
The writers didn't even try, didn't they? It was just a ratings trap. A twisted ratings trap.