BackCamping
Episode: The Camping Episode
Description: One of Squidward's favorite days is on May 25th, when SpongeBob and Patrick go camping. What he doesn't know is that it's only camping in the backyard. Squidward is not thrilled with this and says that he is not going to get roped in to their little fun game of camping in the backyard. However, he joins them just to show them there is nothing to be scared of…or so he thought. What Squidward doesn't know is that there are Sea-Bears and Sea-Rhinoceroses out there. The Bikini Bottom Inquirer says there are things that you just don't do to attract the Sea-Bear: - Play the clarinet badly - Wave your flashlight back and forth really fast - Stomp around - Eat cubed cheese - Wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion, clown shoes, or hoop skirt - Screech like a chimpanzee The only thing that saves them from a Sea-Bear attack it the Anti-Sea-Bear circle. All you have to do is draw a circle in the sand with a stick and sit in it. Make sure everyone fits. After the Sea-Bear leaves, there will be a Sea-Rhinoceros most likely on its way because the sound of a Sea-Bear attracts it. What do you do to protect yourself from a Sea-Rhinoceros? Hopefully you're wearing your lucky anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments. Right?