Name: Parker (first name, and if you don't know my last, as only a few SBMers do, that's all you're getting :P)
Age: 18 years, 1 month, 1 week, 1 day xD
Gender: Male
City or State: Los Angeles, California (but my heart is quite disillusioned with California at the moment and is thus living full-time in Boston, Massachusetts)
Favorite SB episode: Party Pooper Pants
Favorite SB character: The yellow guy himself, of course!
Favorite song: "Let's Go" by Calvin Harris feats. Ne-Yo
Favorite movie: Old terrific Disney movie that they only show now at 2:30 A.M. on a Saturday night in Mid-February, and I always stay up to watch it then anyway because it's such a gooood movie: The Color of Friendship
Favorite movie genre: Uh.... Well, anything other than brute violence, which seems about every movie nowadays
Favorite book: Too many to list. A sampling: A Walk in the Woods, East of Eden, Animal Farm, To Kill A Mockingbird, etc., etc.
Favorite TV Genre: Not reality, that's for sure!
Favorite (not spongebob) TV Show: Cash Cab. ...When I can find it.
Favorite (not spongebob) cartoon: The forgotten, forlorn, and unaired Camp Lazlo
Favorite band/artist: Nobody in particular.
Favorite actor: Again, nobody in particular.
Favorite actress: For the third time, nobody in particular! Gosh, you're demanding, aren't you?
Favorite food: Ice cream! No, I'm absolutely serious.
Favorite snackfood: Pickles!! And if SB really had forgotten them, jeez, I'd've been ticked.
Favorite sport: Well, it used to be baseball flat-out, but baseball has now become tied with another sport, primarily because I'm a little disillusioned with the state of things in baseball right now, especially in regards to one particular red-stockinged club that happens to be referenced in passing in my username. So yes, I still love baseball, but over the past year, I have become a much bigger ice hockey fan than I ever used to be. I'm certainly the biggest one at this latitude.
Favorite store: Store? Are you serious? ....Jeez, Used Book Superstore, I guess!
Favorite vacation spot: Wakefield, Massachusetts (summer) <3 / Yosemite National Park, California (winter) <3
Favorite quote: "I have this real moron thing I do, it's called thinking." - George Carlin
Favorite website: Wikipedia! An addicted reader, writer, and editor.
Favorite color: Deep Red and/or any ocean colors, light blue, aquamarine, etc.
Favorite videogame: After eight years, it is still MVP Baseball 2004, ladies and gents! Finest video game ever made!
Favorite pasttime: Writing!
A word or phrase that describes you best? The inquisitive Californian-but-wannabe-New-Englander with a relentless Red Sox obsession who can't think of a word or phrase that describes him best. Oh, wait, there's one!