Underrated SpongeBob quotes

[The Appetizer]

"You never learned how to read, did you?"
"No."
"That's okay! I didn't either!"

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Patrick!You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we'll get the funnel.

 

[CherrySponge]

*Realizes this topic is still going* Oh, wow.

'We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. He's not leaving, Orville. You got your night stick ready?'
(Smelling the fried oyster skins) 'Fried oyster skins?!'
(He faints on the controls)

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"It's a fake you idiot! I bought it at the party store!"

"Did someone say party?"

"AAAAAHHHH!!!"

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Make a wish honey

 

[Sparknova]

Patrick: Well, the last time I remember coughing like that, I was sitting at home eating a box of Kelp Jerky.
SpongeBob: Oh, and you were coughing because you got something stuck in your throat?
Patrick: I got the TV remote stuck in my throat!

 

[The Appetizer]

"Hot dogs! Soda! Snorkel?"

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?

 

[WayslideCool]

"Squidward is my best friend in the world!~" *string bass screeching*

 

[Sparknova]

Mr. Krabs: Who the heck is that?
SpongeBob: I don’t know, but she is ug-ly!

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

Patrick: "Wait, don't tell me, you shaved your beard."

(Mini Squid gives Spongebob a confused look)

 

[Sparknova]

You know, normally, I jump up and scream when you appear like that. But I'm so tired, I'm just gonna take your stupid advice.

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

SpongeBob: Squidward's last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.

 

[The Appetizer]

"Tastes like lice!"

 

[Sparknova]

Get out of the way, Patrick, I gotta go!

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"Oh, that's right. I haven't made the coffee yet."

 

[Sparknova]

Mr. Krabs: Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.
Old Lady: But I thought it was free Tuesday.
Mr. Krabs: No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.
Old Lady: Good joint.

 

[McSponge]

"Another day, another nickel! It's funny because it's true!"

This quote is pretty underrated if you ask me. I think it's funny because SpongeBob is referencing how little he and Squidward get paid to work.

 

[Sparknova]

SpongeBob: Don't play dumb, Man Ray! You know that's the tickle belt Mermaid Man used on you in episode #17.
Narrator: As seen in episode #17!

 

[YuYuYuuki]

Well, I'll start. I think you all know what to do.

"Come on, Squidward, it'll be fun. While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinking hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watching TV, and drinking hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playing board games, and drinking hot tea..."

I absolutely hated that.

"I believe you owe me two BUCKS."