Underrated SpongeBob quotes

[Amiaprettygirl]

SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never
Patrick: When does he say that?
SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the Men's room.

 

[Sparknova]

Patrick: What do I do? What do I do? (reads the brake signal) B-R-A-K-E. BRAKE. I can do that. Well, SpongeBob, I think our troubles are over
SpongeBob: (screams) You broke the brake?
Patrick: It told me to.

 

[The Appetizer]

SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never
Patrick: When does he say that?
SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the Men's room.

What episode is that from?

 

[El Jacko]

"Day...OOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!"

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

What episode is that from?

Trenchbillies

 

[RomNick]

SpongeBob: Tomorrow is Bring Your Pet to Work Day!
Krabs: I don't need a special day for that. Squidward's here every day.
Squidward: Nice. Real nice.

 

[Sparknova]

Butterin' than the different game?

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"The pen: One of the most permanent of all writing utensils!"

 

[Sparknova]

Hey Squidward, I can see you through this little window!

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"I would kill for a net like that! Maybe something like, you know, a carrot. But not spiders, they're icky."

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me!?

 

[The Appetizer]

"I see you got the paper."

 

[BobCarotte]

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."

 

[CakeCup]

SpongeBob: This is gonna be written about in the history books someday!

Squidward: Yeah. In crayon.

 

[TheOtherSpongebob]

"What color is my underwear?!" (SLAP)

 

[Depressed Luigi]

Planktonh, what's the use?! Everyday the same old thing. Life is an endless succession of failures and disappointments.

SpongeBob:Well, look on the bright side, Plankton. If all your hopes and dreams finally came true, then you wouldn't have anything left to look forward to.

Plankton:Well, I didn't think I could feel any worse, but at least I know now that anything is possible.

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

I am a huge SpongeBob fan.

 

[The Appetizer]

Patrick: He's hideous, just look at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body. Those two buckteeth- and that stupid tie!
*Sponge looks at him angrily*
But it looks good on you, SpongeBob!

 

[Sparknova]

SpongeBob: Whoa. But, I bet he isn't holder of the Regional Romance Dance Championship trophy!
Anchovy: Give me that back.
SpongeBob: That just didn't happen.

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

You're hot